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(Talking Points Memo)   Bill Kristol: It's time to get the country to rally around war again, and the country is ready. Seriously, have I ever been wrong?   (talkingpointsmemo.com ) divider line
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2014-03-18 05:40:13 PM  
All that's needed is the rallying.

Dammit, the propaganda and fearmongering aren't working! What does it take to scare you people?!?
 
2014-03-18 05:40:22 PM  
I'd like to see a double or triple amputee war veteran beat the sh*t out of Bill Kristol and knock the ever-present sh*t-eating grin off his face once and for all.
 
2014-03-18 05:49:34 PM  
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2014-03-18 05:53:49 PM  
Neocons must have the most interesting sex lives.
 
2014-03-18 06:37:09 PM  
The fact this guy isn't reduced to flipping burgers is what's wrong with the world.
 
2014-03-18 06:41:30 PM  
Fine, asshole, you go fight it.

Seriously, go get a gun, fly to the Crimea and start shooting America's enemy in the name of American interests. Who is America's enemy? fark if I know, it's your stupid idea.
 
2014-03-18 06:57:40 PM  

Ishkur: Fine, asshole, you go fight it.

Seriously, go get a gun, fly to the Crimea and start shooting America's enemy in the name of American interests. Who is America's enemy? fark if I know, it's your stupid idea.


Oh god! They're all white! Who the hell do I shoot at?
 
2014-03-18 07:09:49 PM  
You just know this guy has 12 year old boys chained up naked in his basement.
 
2014-03-18 07:12:12 PM  
Die in an IED fire, Bill Kristol.
 
2014-03-18 07:18:47 PM  
i think we've gone beyond kristol-weary
 
2014-03-18 07:21:30 PM  
Farking chickenhawk.
 
2014-03-18 07:24:35 PM  

SilentStrider: You just know this guy has 12 year old boys chained up naked in his basement.


The question is whose 12-year olds? They must belong to someone very important.
 
2014-03-18 07:25:22 PM  
Came for amieverright.jpeg

Leaving dissappointed.
 
2014-03-18 07:26:00 PM  
No one ever went broke pushing for war.
 
2014-03-18 07:27:40 PM  
I had a couple one liners queued up but what he is advocating is so disgusting that i can't even joke about it.

Fark you you disgusting murderous POS, i would like to think that if there were a God, it would have vaporized you where you stand.

SO, Bill Kristol, proof God doesn't exist.
 
2014-03-18 07:27:48 PM  
Time for Obama to land on an aircraft carrier only wearing a cod piece.
 
2014-03-18 07:27:56 PM  

Cagey B: Die in an IED fire, Bill Kristol.


I first read that as IUD fire.  Figured I'd share as it works for him.
 
2014-03-18 07:28:56 PM  
if you want to understand this guy's mind set this is a good read:


http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0312427 999
 
2014-03-18 07:29:00 PM  

EvilEgg: Ishkur: Fine, asshole, you go fight it.

Seriously, go get a gun, fly to the Crimea and start shooting America's enemy in the name of American interests. Who is America's enemy? fark if I know, it's your stupid idea.

Oh god! They're all white! Who the hell do I shoot at?


He'd probably end up shooting at the Tartars, because they're Muslim.
 
2014-03-18 07:29:16 PM  
Yes, you've been wrong. When you made "The Legend of Curly's Gold," for instance. Or how about "Analyze That?" Hell, even the first movie wasn't that much of a prize.
 
2014-03-18 07:29:58 PM  
HTML fail on my mobile
 
2014-03-18 07:30:04 PM  
Who are we supposed to have a war against? Should we pick some random country and bomb the crap out of it? What about Paraguay? They're suspiciously quiet. I'm telling you, those people are up to something.
 
2014-03-18 07:30:07 PM  

LordJiro: EvilEgg: Ishkur: Fine, asshole, you go fight it.

Seriously, go get a gun, fly to the Crimea and start shooting America's enemy in the name of American interests. Who is America's enemy? fark if I know, it's your stupid idea.

Oh god! They're all white! Who the hell do I shoot at?

He'd probably end up shooting at the Tartars, because they're Muslim.


But they're white and filled with sweet relish. I'm confused.
 
2014-03-18 07:36:48 PM  
Chickenhawk instigators are the laziest form of Patriots.
 
2014-03-18 07:38:30 PM  
It would certainly make the 2016 election more interesting.  Otherwise, all we'd have to discuss are domestic issues like roads, schools, and jobs.
 
2014-03-18 07:38:54 PM  
Guys what we really need is to send more of our troops to die.  We don't really need a reason, we'll just make one up.  Worked last time.  Fark you Kristol.  You want violence, go do it yourself.  We won't miss you.
 
2014-03-18 07:39:13 PM  
YOU PAY FOR IT AND YOU farkING FIGHT IT YOU SON OF A DISEASED SNAKE!!
 
2014-03-18 07:41:37 PM  
I thought it was interesting that when Bill Maher (yeah, yeah) asked him if there was ever a war that Kristol wouldn't support, Kristol responded back with talking about how the world is better without the ethnic cleansing in Bosnia and Saddam Hussein, etc.  You'd think at least one element of his own defense would at least pay lip service to not being a bloodthirsty asshole, but nope.  Just about all the good things that wars do.
 
2014-03-18 07:43:46 PM  

DrBenway: SilentStrider: You just know this guy has 12 year old boys chained up naked in his basement.

The question is whose 12-year olds? They must belong to someone very important.



They belong to Glenn Beck.
 
2014-03-18 07:43:54 PM  

ClipJoint: if you want to understand this guy's mind set this is a good read:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0312427 999


I'm always on the lookout for good reads. Care to try again?
 
2014-03-18 07:45:33 PM  
Ike says go fark yourself.

www.takepart.com
 
2014-03-18 07:45:39 PM  
Rifles and plane tickets are available and cheap.

Bye.
 
2014-03-18 07:45:53 PM  
hey I insulted the snakes.....sorry guys
 
2014-03-18 07:46:07 PM  
Thank god! We have not been involved with enough land wars in Asia.
 
2014-03-18 07:46:51 PM  
I'm sure Kristol followed up his spirited, patriotic call to arms with a reasonable, detailed outline of how to pay for it.
 
2014-03-18 07:47:33 PM  
What is *wrong* with this clown?
 
2014-03-18 07:47:52 PM  
It's true what they say, when all you have is an hammer, you want to solve every problem by beating people over the head with it.
 
2014-03-18 07:47:58 PM  

Kittypie070: YOU PAY FOR IT AND YOU farkING FIGHT IT YOU SON OF A DISEASED SNAKE!!


^^THIS^^
 
2014-03-18 07:53:26 PM  
Does anyone have that fker's street address, I wanna write him a letter.
 
2014-03-18 07:54:26 PM  
Brilliant.
 
2014-03-18 07:54:28 PM  

Ambivalence: It's true what they say, when all you have is an hammer, you want to solve every problem by beating people over the head with it.


"When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a nail."
 
2014-03-18 07:56:12 PM  
Why does anyone give this asshole any attention?
 
2014-03-18 07:56:33 PM  
Well, has anybody floated the "fark this farking guy" sentiment yet? Yes? Oh, well, carry on, then.
 
2014-03-18 07:57:45 PM  
http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2009/jan/28/campos-to-the-manner -born/

"I remember back in the late 1990s, when Ira Katznelson, an eminent political scientist at Columbia, came to deliver a guest lecture. Prof. Katznelson described a lunch he had with Irving Kristol during the first Bush administration.

"The talk turned to William Kristol, then Dan Quayle's chief of staff, and how he got his start in politics. Irving recalled how he talked to his friend Harvey Mansfield at Harvard, who secured William a place there as both an undergrad and graduate student; how he talked to Pat Moynihan, then Nixon's domestic policy adviser, and got William an internship at the White House; how he talked to friends at the RNC [Republican National Committee] and secured a job for William after he got his Harvard Ph.D.; and how he arranged with still more friends for William to teach at Penn and the Kennedy School of Government.

"With that, Prof. Katznelson recalled, he then asked Irving what he thought of affirmative action. 'I oppose it,' Irving replied. 'It subverts meritocracy.' "
 
2014-03-18 07:58:06 PM  

LordJiro: He'd probably end up shooting at the Tartars, because they're Muslim.


Grumpy Cat is Muslim?
 
2014-03-18 07:58:46 PM  

Ishkur: Fine, asshole, you go fight it.

Seriously, go get a gun, fly to the Crimea

Iran and start shooting America's enemy in the name of American interests. Who is America's enemy? fark if I know, it's your stupid idea.

FTFY
 
2014-03-18 07:59:18 PM  

Heamer: I'm sure Kristol followed up his spirited, patriotic call to arms with a reasonable, detailed outline of how to pay for it.


Raise taxes on the poors and cut social programs, is my guess.
 
2014-03-18 08:00:43 PM  

Kittypie070: Does anyone have that fker's street address, I wanna write him a letter.


If by "write him a letter," you mean "Drag him out into the street in the middle of the night and beat him senseless with a tire iron," I'm all for it.

Bill Kristol is a waste of skin.
 
2014-03-18 08:01:19 PM  

Kittypie070: Does anyone have that fker's street address, I wanna write him a letter.


Is it possible to send a special delivery cock punch? Truly this is an untapped market waiting to be filled.
 
2014-03-18 08:01:28 PM  

LordJiro: Heamer: I'm sure Kristol followed up his spirited, patriotic call to arms with a reasonable, detailed outline of how to pay for it.

Raise taxes on the poors and cut social programs, is my guess.


You forgot cutting taxes on the rich to help create all those wartime jobs we'll be needing.
 
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