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2014-03-18 05:14:11 PM
referring to herself as a "prized coont."

Blue ribbon?
 
2014-03-18 05:24:55 PM
Just dry white toast....and six fried chickens and a coke.
 
2014-03-18 05:56:44 PM
Employee shouldn't have done that, although the lady who reported it sounds like a drama queen.
 
2014-03-18 06:11:49 PM
No fancy KFC bathtubs???
 
2014-03-18 06:17:51 PM
Does the purple sock come in gluten free?

/Did not read the article
 
2014-03-18 06:21:02 PM
Probably also tastes like yoga mats.  Mmmm, yoga mats.  Let's turn this thread around!  What do you commonly find on yoga mats?  Post pictures if you need to.
 
2014-03-18 06:22:22 PM
Subway employee did a dumb thing.
Oven was cleaned.
Manager apologized.
Manager made amends (coupons for free subs).
Employee apologized.

Customer needs to put on her big girl pants and get over it. You don't need to fire people over every little mistake and breach of protocol.
 
2014-03-18 06:22:46 PM
Japan?
*click*...
Darn...
 
2014-03-18 06:23:28 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Does the purple sock come in gluten free?

/Did not read the article


Yes it does, but it's just a synthetic purple mass-produced sock, not a proper, authentic artisinal stone-ground mauve half-ankle stocking.
 
2014-03-18 06:32:32 PM

fusillade762: Blue ribbon?


Nah, that would clash with the purple socks.
 
2014-03-18 06:32:49 PM
Didn't I see this in a Seinfeld episode ???
 
2014-03-18 06:35:14 PM
i235.photobucket.com

/hot
//kinda smelly
 
2014-03-18 06:36:34 PM

BumpInTheNight: What do you commonly find on yoga mats?


Sweat?
 
2014-03-18 06:44:13 PM
i767.photobucket.com
No comment.
 
2014-03-18 06:54:28 PM
Someone ordered a footlong?
 
2014-03-18 07:04:05 PM

HenryFnord: BumpInTheNight: What do you commonly find on yoga mats?

Sweat?


Skidmarks?
 
2014-03-18 07:07:23 PM
Why would she hashtag the hell out of that pic, other than to spread it around the net quicker? Isn't that the point of stupid hashtags?

#stupidwomangonnagetfiredfromsubway
 
2014-03-18 07:12:20 PM

anthonix: [i767.photobucket.com image 543x777]
No comment.


This is what I came for...so to speak
 
2014-03-18 07:23:30 PM
In addition to the sanitary issues, I'm sure the employee was very careful and diligent so that there was no fire danger.
 
2014-03-18 07:35:55 PM
Italian herbs and toe-cheese, my favorite!


kittyhas1000legs: i235.photobucket.com


Why are those socks so huge?!?
 
2014-03-18 07:48:27 PM
Delicate snowflake is all grown up and is a Professionally Outraged Snowflake now.

Where does the time go? Sniff.
 
2014-03-18 07:50:40 PM
If you can't walk into a restaurant without shoes, why would it ever be okay to put your socks in the oven?

And more importantly, who would ever take their socks and shoes off in the Subway?
 
2014-03-18 08:05:48 PM

Tyrosine: Subway employee did a dumb thing.
Oven was cleaned.
Manager apologized.
Manager made amends (coupons for free subs).
Employee apologized.

Customer needs to put on her big girl pants and get over it. You don't need to fire people over every little mistake and breach of protocol.


Um, when it comes to health, yeah you do. Just because the girl says the oven was clean, are you going to believe her when she was stupid enough to put wet socks and gloves in an oven and post the pictures online? Fire the coont.
 
2014-03-18 08:51:57 PM
After she complained, she was contacted by the store mangager who offered an apology along with vouchers for sandwiches, which might have done the trick if Hinton didn't know the bread oven was being used as a clothes dryer.

Um, the vouchers might have been acceptable for using the bread oven as a clothes dryer but only if Hinton didn't know the bread oven was being used as a clothes dryer?  WTF?  Learn to write, goddamnit!

i141.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-18 09:23:50 PM

OhioUGrad: Tyrosine: Subway employee did a dumb thing.
Oven was cleaned.
Manager apologized.
Manager made amends (coupons for free subs).
Employee apologized.

Customer needs to put on her big girl pants and get over it. You don't need to fire people over every little mistake and breach of protocol.

Um, when it comes to health, yeah you do. Just because the girl says the oven was clean, are you going to believe her when she was stupid enough to put wet socks and gloves in an oven and post the pictures online? Fire the coont.


First, Subway's bread is baked in loaf trays, so it never comes in contact with the racks themselves. Secondly, bread is bake at +400C, so regardless of whether or not the oven was cleaned any bacteria or viruses will be killed by the cooking process. Unsavory? Sure. A "health" risk? No.

Oh, if you think drying clothing in the ovens is bad you should really stop eating atrestaurants and avoid processed food of any kind. Having worked in a brewery I've been in 100's ofrestaurant kitchens and 90% of them would terrify someone assqueamish as you (e.g. I once saw uncovered food stored next to an open sewer at a very highly regarded Tex-Mexrestaurant in Toronto). Processed food is even worse as there are tolerance thresholds for contamination that are well above "zero" (it would turn your stomach to see what apple orchards ship to canneries for juicing).
 
2014-03-18 11:29:31 PM

Tyrosine: OhioUGrad: Tyrosine: Subway employee did a dumb thing.
Oven was cleaned.
Manager apologized.
Manager made amends (coupons for free subs).
Employee apologized.

Customer needs to put on her big girl pants and get over it. You don't need to fire people over every little mistake and breach of protocol.

Um, when it comes to health, yeah you do. Just because the girl says the oven was clean, are you going to believe her when she was stupid enough to put wet socks and gloves in an oven and post the pictures online? Fire the coont.

First, Subway's bread is baked in loaf trays, so it never comes in contact with the racks themselves. Secondly, bread is bake at +400C, so regardless of whether or not the oven was cleaned any bacteria or viruses will be killed by the cooking process. Unsavory? Sure. A "health" risk? No.

Oh, if you think drying clothing in the ovens is bad you should really stop eating atrestaurants and avoid processed food of any kind. Having worked in a brewery I've been in 100's ofrestaurant kitchens and 90% of them would terrify someone assqueamish as you (e.g. I once saw uncovered food stored next to an open sewer at a very highly regarded Tex-Mexrestaurant in Toronto). Processed food is even worse as there are tolerance thresholds for contamination that are well above "zero" (it would turn your stomach to see what apple orchards ship to canneries for juicing).


Bread is baked at 750F??? Redo your math there, champ.
 
2014-03-19 01:38:44 AM

UberDave: Just dry white toast....and six fried chickens and a coke.


This comment was on a mission from God.
 
2014-03-19 01:39:51 AM

Tyrosine: OhioUGrad: Tyrosine: Subway employee did a dumb thing.
Oven was cleaned.
Manager apologized.
Manager made amends (coupons for free subs).
Employee apologized.

Customer needs to put on her big girl pants and get over it. You don't need to fire people over every little mistake and breach of protocol.

Um, when it comes to health, yeah you do. Just because the girl says the oven was clean, are you going to believe her when she was stupid enough to put wet socks and gloves in an oven and post the pictures online? Fire the coont.

First, Subway's bread is baked in loaf trays, so it never comes in contact with the racks themselves. Secondly, bread is bake at +400C, so regardless of whether or not the oven was cleaned any bacteria or viruses will be killed by the cooking process. Unsavory? Sure. A "health" risk? No.

Oh, if you think drying clothing in the ovens is bad you should really stop eating atrestaurants and avoid processed food of any kind. Having worked in a brewery I've been in 100's ofrestaurant kitchens and 90% of them would terrify someone assqueamish as you (e.g. I once saw uncovered food stored next to an open sewer at a very highly regarded Tex-Mexrestaurant in Toronto). Processed food is even worse as there are tolerance thresholds for contamination that are well above "zero" (it would turn your stomach to see what apple orchards ship to canneries for juicing).


Thankfully I don't eat much fast food or processed food....but also not having something shoved in our faces allows us plausible deniability in our minds. You can bet any local place where I actually witnessed something that eliminated my plausible deniability would never be visited again.......so again, fire the coont.
 
2014-03-19 08:07:45 AM

voodoomedic: Tyrosine: OhioUGrad: Tyrosine: Subway employee did a dumb thing.
Oven was cleaned.
Manager apologized.
Manager made amends (coupons for free subs).
Employee apologized.

Customer needs to put on her big girl pants and get over it. You don't need to fire people over every little mistake and breach of protocol.

Um, when it comes to health, yeah you do. Just because the girl says the oven was clean, are you going to believe her when she was stupid enough to put wet socks and gloves in an oven and post the pictures online? Fire the coont.

First, Subway's bread is baked in loaf trays, so it never comes in contact with the racks themselves. Secondly, bread is bake at +400C, so regardless of whether or not the oven was cleaned any bacteria or viruses will be killed by the cooking process. Unsavory? Sure. A "health" risk? No.

Oh, if you think drying clothing in the ovens is bad you should really stop eating atrestaurants and avoid processed food of any kind. Having worked in a brewery I've been in 100's ofrestaurant kitchens and 90% of them would terrify someone assqueamish as you (e.g. I once saw uncovered food stored next to an open sewer at a very highly regarded Tex-Mexrestaurant in Toronto). Processed food is even worse as there are tolerance thresholds for contamination that are well above "zero" (it would turn your stomach to see what apple orchards ship to canneries for juicing).

Bread is baked at 750F??? Redo your math there, champ.


Correct. Meant F (I typically work in Celsius so force of habit). Mea culpa.
 
2014-03-19 08:40:48 AM

OhioUGrad: Tyrosine: OhioUGrad: Tyrosine: Subway employee did a dumb thing.
Oven was cleaned.
Manager apologized.
Manager made amends (coupons for free subs).
Employee apologized.

Customer needs to put on her big girl pants and get over it. You don't need to fire people over every little mistake and breach of protocol.

Um, when it comes to health, yeah you do. Just because the girl says the oven was clean, are you going to believe her when she was stupid enough to put wet socks and gloves in an oven and post the pictures online? Fire the coont.

First, Subway's bread is baked in loaf trays, so it never comes in contact with the racks themselves. Secondly, bread is bake at +400C, so regardless of whether or not the oven was cleaned any bacteria or viruses will be killed by the cooking process. Unsavory? Sure. A "health" risk? No.

Oh, if you think drying clothing in the ovens is bad you should really stop eating atrestaurants and avoid processed food of any kind. Having worked in a brewery I've been in 100's ofrestaurant kitchens and 90% of them would terrify someone assqueamish as you (e.g. I once saw uncovered food stored next to an open sewer at a very highly regarded Tex-Mexrestaurant in Toronto). Processed food is even worse as there are tolerance thresholds for contamination that are well above "zero" (it would turn your stomach to see what apple orchards ship to canneries for juicing).

Thankfully I don't eat much fast food or processed food....but also not having something shoved in our faces allows us plausible deniability in our minds. You can bet any local place where I actually witnessed something that eliminated my plausible deniability would never be visited again.......so again, fire the coont.


It takes more than a little cognitive dissonance to have faith in the competing philosophies of "even potential safety infractions deserve termination" and "ignorance is bliss". According to your profile you're an educated man. You should really put some effort into having logically consistent views.
 
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