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(The Oakland Press)   "Live-in ex-girlfriend." Well, there's your problem right there, dude   (theoaklandpress.com) divider line 109
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2014-03-18 02:25:37 PM  
I bet the sex was nuts.
 
2014-03-18 02:32:11 PM  
It's amusing that if the sex roles were reversed -the newspaper wouldn't release her name as respect to the victim. Because this is a guy all bets are off.

Here's a better picture of Anthony Caruso from Macomb, MI

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-03-18 02:41:36 PM  
I bet they'll be living together again in 6 months.
 
2014-03-18 03:07:08 PM  
Friend of mine lives with his ex.  I think he's nuts for doing so.  She's still got his balls in a vise.
 
2014-03-18 03:19:32 PM  
I made that mistake with the first girl I ever let move in with me.  It was a little later I learned that she thought that "ex-girlfriend" meant "one who gives blowjobs to your friends in your living room".
 
2014-03-18 03:32:05 PM  

PainInTheASP: I made that mistake with the first girl I ever let move in with me.  It was a little later I learned that she thought that "ex-girlfriend" meant "one who gives blowjobs to your friends in your living room".


Seemed to have worked out for your friends.
 
2014-03-18 03:33:20 PM  
So she bit off the OTHER ear?
 
2014-03-18 03:34:46 PM  

rkiller1: So she bit off the OTHER ear?


Was going to say that.
This is the chick that looks SO MUCH LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE that we will never forget her mugshot.
 
2014-03-18 03:35:28 PM  

PainInTheASP: I made that mistake with the first girl I ever let move in with me.  It was a little later I learned that she thought that "ex-girlfriend" meant "one who gives blowjobs to your friends in your living room".


She was your ex, what does it matter?  Don't you want your friends to get blowjobs?
 
2014-03-18 03:36:19 PM  

PainInTheASP: I made that mistake with the first girl I ever let move in with me.  It was a little later I learned that she thought that "ex-girlfriend" meant "one who gives blowjobs to your friends in your living room".


In a row?
 
2014-03-18 03:38:30 PM  

PainInTheASP: I made that mistake with the first girl I ever let move in with me.  It was a little later I learned that she thought that "ex-girlfriend" meant "one who gives blowjobs to your friends in your living room".


I've always liked you, we should be friends.
 
2014-03-18 03:39:00 PM  

vudukungfu: rkiller1: So she bit off the OTHER ear?

Was going to say that.
This is the chick that looks SO MUCH LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE that we will never forget her mugshot.


I dunno about you, but she's worth an ear or two...
 
2014-03-18 03:41:25 PM  

Dust: Friend of mine lives with his ex.  I think he's nuts for doing so.  She's still got his balls in a vise.


I'll bet he's got everyone thinking that they aren't still constantly botty calling each other.
Like anyone would actually believe that.
 
2014-03-18 03:42:27 PM  
FYI, Firefox users of NoScript should hit Esc ASAP to avoid that auto-forward thing
 
2014-03-18 03:42:32 PM  
You sure he said "meds" and not "meth?"

/yeah, that's my comment in TFA
 
2014-03-18 03:44:26 PM  
CSB - I used to work with a guy that lived with his ex-wife and her new husband, his step kids, her new husbands kids and the kids that he and his ex-wife had together. He owned the house that they all lived in too. For a while his new girlfriend lived with them too, with /her/ kids.

It was a cluster fark of a situation that could only end in misery of all the parties involved. It did.
 
2014-03-18 03:44:40 PM  
About 4 years ago my worst ex ever was out on her ass again looking for a place to live with at least two kids. She must have burned a lot of bridges because nobody wanted to let her stay with them. So she went back to the top of the list of people she farked over and I was at the top. It was funny because she no longer had my number so she used a friend in common to get in touch. The friend acted as a go between and told me the ex was outside my place and could I let her in. Funny thing was she was at my old place and not the new place. I told the friend to tell her I no longer lived there and wanted nothing to do with her (in a less friendly way) if I still lived there I probably would have let her stay just for the kids sake, its not their fault mom is a whore.
 
2014-03-18 03:45:53 PM  

PainInTheASP: I made that mistake with the first girl I ever let move in with me.  It was a little later I learned that she thought that "ex-girlfriend" meant "one who gives blowjobs to your friends in your living room".


This guy that I worked with let his ex move in with him when she had some financial problems. I guess he had hopes that they were going to get back together because he let her move in. After a few weeks he started complaining because one of his friends was always hanging out at the apartment with her, and he would be there when he got home from work or when he came home from going out. We all looked at the situation and said it wasn't going to end well.
 
2014-03-18 03:46:05 PM  
Definitely red zone.
www.theoaklandpress.com
crazygirlfriend.com
 
2014-03-18 03:46:14 PM  
Ahhhh. Rednecks are so cute.

This can never be repeated enough: never stick your dick in crazy.
 
2014-03-18 03:47:05 PM  

Charlie Crews' Zen Master: PainInTheASP: I made that mistake with the first girl I ever let move in with me.  It was a little later I learned that she thought that "ex-girlfriend" meant "one who gives blowjobs to your friends in your living room".

In a row?


37 friends?
 
2014-03-18 03:47:38 PM  
became "enraged" when he mentioned her medications and attacked him

According to ex-boyfriend Anthony Caruso in a personal protection order he filed against her Danielle Nebelung Thursday in Macomb County Circuit Court in Mount Clemens


This writer really needs to work on his writing. This was just in the first two sentences of the article.
 
2014-03-18 03:49:25 PM  
www.vangoghgallery.com
I see - if you slice off your own ear, it is traditional for it to be the right one.
Therefore, if you have an ear removed by another, it should be the left one.
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-18 03:49:53 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: It's amusing that if the sex roles were reversed -the newspaper wouldn't release her name as respect to the victim. Because this is a guy all bets are off.

Here's a better picture of Anthony Caruso from Macomb, MI

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x516]


This point needs to be given more attention by the media.  The obvious double standard about how society treats woman, vs how they treat men.
 
2014-03-18 03:50:20 PM  
They dated for three months. She moved in in november broke up in January. Why the f*ck would you move someone in after dating them a month?
 
2014-03-18 03:50:49 PM  
s.mlkshk.com
 
2014-03-18 03:51:02 PM  
"Sometimes she wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark, she looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, she's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until she bites ya and those black eyes roll over white."
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-18 03:51:41 PM  
Yup, had a live in ex for a while. Once I left things got really crazy...we were sharing a 2-bedroom apt. with my best friend...he took the brunt of it.

/ Don't date divorced women when your're both young
//Seriously, it's a bad idea.
 
2014-03-18 03:51:45 PM  

lockers: They dated for three months. She moved in in november broke up in January. Why the f*ck would you move someone in after dating them a month?


She stuck her finger in his butt when she blew him? That has bent the will of stronger men.
 
2014-03-18 03:52:56 PM  

lockers: Why the f*ck would you move someone in after dating them a month?


Ask a typical lesbian?
 
2014-03-18 03:53:08 PM  
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
The Crazy, your dick not stick in.
 
2014-03-18 03:53:21 PM  

ongbok: She stuck her finger in his butt when she blew him? That has bent the will prostate of stronger men.

 
2014-03-18 03:54:56 PM  

lockers: They dated for three months. She moved in in november broke up in January. Why the f*ck would you move someone in after dating them a month?


It isn't really a voluntary thing...

You just come home one day and realize she's been there for a month.

BTW, bills and moving out are better handled at breakfast time.
 
2014-03-18 03:54:56 PM  
Nebelung also "laughed with my ear in her mouth"

And boy was it loud.
 
2014-03-18 03:55:02 PM  
img.fark.net

She's a biter. Keep her away from your dick.
 
2014-03-18 03:55:39 PM  
He should have proposed. Then should would be wearing the ring of the Nebelung.
 
2014-03-18 03:56:13 PM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-03-18 03:56:34 PM  
If you told me a crazy woman bit off a piece of somebody's body, the ear is the last thing I'd be worried about.
 
2014-03-18 03:57:53 PM  
"Nebelung, my friend, don't you start away uneasy..."
 
2014-03-18 04:00:30 PM  

Dust: Friend of mine lives with his ex.  I think he's nuts for doing so.  She's still got his balls in a vise.


My cousin lives with her ex, but it's because they have 2 kids together and it keeps the father in the house as a father figure. It's definitely weird, but they seem to make it work. He sleeps on the couch, and helps raise the kids, but they live(mostly) separate lives, except when they're doing stuff with the kids.He's a pretty cool dude, so my cousin must be the true nut in the relationship.
 
2014-03-18 04:02:33 PM  
Wait
Whose that guy
Just hanging at your pad
He's looking kinda bummed
Yeah, you broke up, thats too bad.
I guess it's fair if he always pays the rent
And he doesn't get bent
about sleeping on the couch when I'm there.
 
2014-03-18 04:03:27 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 576x599]

She's a biter. Keep her away from your dick.


Really.  This could have been so so so much worse!
 
2014-03-18 04:04:22 PM  
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2014-03-18 04:04:29 PM  

lockers: They dated for three months. She moved in in november broke up in January. Why the f*ck would you move someone in after dating them a month?


One on bi-polar & depression meds at that.
 
2014-03-18 04:05:12 PM  
Many years ago when I was young and dumb and doing incredibly well financially (mid 20s) I had my old HS girlfriend (the one!) reach out to me, she needed a place to stay "just for a day or two"... She was even hotter than she was in HS and needless to say she brought back a ton of great memories. Days became weeks and weeks became months and before I knew it my address was on her license plate, her LLC and my place was being used for her to meet prospective clients and friends on a regular basis.

The whole thing was amazing, we had sex all the time and talked in such an open way about how this was a great arrangement for the two of us. There was never talk of "getting back together" even though we were having sex daily and going out all the time (movies, concerts, lunches in central park, etc). To everyone else, we were in a relationship and fully moved in....but we knew the score.

Eventually she met a guy and fell in love and she moved away. That year with her is probably the best "relationship" I've ever had with anyone, including my current wife. No bullshiat, no drama, no ulterior motive, no judgments.
Just two people that were single and needed something from each other.

I know, CSB. but just wanted to put it out there that the arrangement doesn't always turn to shiat....
 
2014-03-18 04:05:38 PM  

Mikey1969: Dust: Friend of mine lives with his ex.  I think he's nuts for doing so.  She's still got his balls in a vise.

My cousin lives with her ex, but it's because they have 2 kids together and it keeps the father in the house as a father figure. It's definitely weird, but they seem to make it work. He sleeps on the couch, and helps raise the kids, but they live(mostly) separate lives, except when they're doing stuff with the kids.He's a pretty cool dude, so my cousin must be the true nut in the relationship.


I couldn't imagine sleeping on a couch for any long period of time, he must be dedicated to his kids. Or completely broke.
 
2014-03-18 04:06:02 PM  
what's wrong with a little foreplay?
 
2014-03-18 04:06:23 PM  

JohnnyCanuck: lockers: They dated for three months. She moved in in november broke up in January. Why the f*ck would you move someone in after dating them a month?

One on bi-polar & depression meds at that.


...who knew she would be such a heart breaker, right?
 
2014-03-18 04:07:00 PM  

spicorama: The whole thing was amazing, we had sex all the time and talked in such an open way about how this was a great arrangement for the two of us. There was never talk of "getting back together" even though we were having sex daily and going out all the time (movies, concerts, lunches in central park, etc). To everyone else, we were in a relationship and fully moved in....but we knew the score.


You said "sex" twice.
 
2014-03-18 04:08:04 PM  

JohnnyCanuck: lockers: They dated for three months. She moved in in november broke up in January. Why the f*ck would you move someone in after dating them a month?

One on bi-polar & depression meds at that.


I bet he didn't discover that until around January. That's why you shouldn't move them in for at least six months.
 
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