Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Asbury Park Press)   Cops: You are hereby charged with possession of a controlled dangerous substance, Mr. Madalone. Mr. Madalone?   ( ) divider line
    More: Fail, Mr. Madalone, dangerous goods, Asbury Park Press, drug possession, public information, Capital Health, heroin  
•       •       •

11837 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Mar 2014 at 2:43 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Smartest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2014-03-18 03:45:33 PM  
1 vote:
If I live to 85 I might try heroin.
I hear it makes you feel really, really, really great.
We've all seen the downside so trying it at an earlier age isn't an option for me.
2014-03-18 03:38:16 PM  
1 vote:
It's been done:
2014-03-18 03:18:16 PM  
1 vote:
Because if he's charged they can seize assets, but you cannot charge a dead man. Thus he must have died after the charges because they want his money before the hospital takes it all.
Displayed 3 of 3 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter

Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.

In Other Media
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.