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(Yahoo)   Thai military passes along possible radar track data for MH370, after not giving a damn for ten days. No, really   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 53
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2014-03-18 01:31:31 PM  
28 votes:
So the Thais saw the plane and just said Phuket?
2014-03-18 02:49:49 PM  
22 votes:

ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

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2014-03-18 03:10:14 PM  
16 votes:
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2014-03-18 02:44:02 PM  
9 votes:
Malaysia's flight control guys were all like, "OMG, there's a problem with MH370's radar track!" and the Malaysian government was all like, "The radar track? What is it?" And Thailand was all, "It's a series of time-ordered coordinates designating the location of the plane over a specific interval, but that's not important now," and then they spent 10 days giggling about their terribly witty answer before they realized Malaysia was totes serial.
2014-03-18 12:56:31 PM  
8 votes:
I think it's pretty clear at this point that modern science has no answer to the mystery of MH370.  It's time to go back to older, more time-tested techniques, like numerology.

Flight 370 on March 8, 2014.
IBM made a series of mainframes called System/370.
On March 8, 1971, IBM announced their new System/370 mainframe, the Model 135.
The Jewish-Roman Wars ended in 135 CE.
Mossad hijacked flight 370 to attack the Muslim nation of Malaysia.  QED.
2014-03-18 02:38:45 PM  
7 votes:

Eddie Adams from Torrance: So the Thais saw the plane and just said Phuket?


Maybe they had too many other things going on until now. You know, they were all Thai'd up.
2014-03-18 12:57:22 PM  
7 votes:

impaler: Does anyone have an actual image of the track?


i271.photobucket.com
2014-03-18 03:25:42 PM  
6 votes:
One plane's very like another with your head down over your pieces brother.
2014-03-18 02:46:02 PM  
6 votes:

ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...


Why you think its called bangkok and not bangkunt?
2014-03-18 04:41:34 PM  
5 votes:
www.quiterly.com
2014-03-18 02:49:58 PM  
5 votes:
Mikey1969:

rkiller1: [i.ebayimg.com image 300x300]
Bangkok, Thailand.

Is there supposed to be a 'bonus surprise' under that skirt?


Yes, MH370.
2014-03-18 03:17:41 PM  
4 votes:
I know what happened.

wizbangblog.com
2014-03-18 03:12:58 PM  
4 votes:

biyaaatci: ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

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You, sir, just made many a hard man humble.


Or just harder.
2014-03-18 03:12:00 PM  
4 votes:

ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

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You, sir, just made many a hard man humble.
2014-03-18 02:51:16 PM  
4 votes:
i86.photobucket.com
2014-03-18 02:49:37 PM  
4 votes:
The Thai Air Force guy later commented, "Am I being a total jerk? Yes, Siam."
2014-03-18 07:29:05 PM  
3 votes:
I've hesitated bringing this up for a number of days now, because I know some of you are going to mock me for saying it.  But, here goes anyway.

I'm a natural expert in the ancient and mystical art of reading tea bags.  The practice itself hinges on two primary, inalienable properties of the universe.  First, in a natural state of being, matter and energy exist in a very uniform and predictable fashion.  Second, the effects of even a tiny fluctuation in that regular behavior can often be observed from vast distances away, kind of like the butterfly effect, but less drastic.  The idea is, when observing a tea bag, it is a reflection of everything that has ever happened since the beginning of time, and by paying careful attention to nuances in how you expect it to appear versus it's actual state, you can deduce the events from the past that lead up to that moment.

Sorry for the dissertation, but I find it helps give people some insight and perspective into this craft if I spend a little time up front educating readers about my skills.  So, that being said, it just so happens that a little over a week ago, I attended a fantastic gay orgy, and needless to say, there was tea bagging going on everywhere.  At some point in the night after the poppers starting wearing off, the magnificent scrotum of a very handsome middle eastern gentleman caught my attention.  You see, unlike most of the other members of the orgy whose scrotums were perfectly shorn, this fellow's sack was covered in long, dark glorious pubic hairs.  And yet, glorious as it was, I detected that something was off.

Accounting for age, ethnicity, a rough estimation of the tensile strength of his pubes, as well as other factors, I determined that several people of authority, perhaps the pilots, managed to bring aboard the plane several innocuous chemicals that when mixed together, produced a noxious gas that incapacitated most of the passengers very quickly.  The perpetrators themselves used simple homemade gas masks to shield themselves from the effects.  Those who didn't die quickly were taken out by hand.  Nobody had time to even attempt to make a cellphone call, once the chemicals were mixed, it was a matter of seconds before the entire cabin was filled.  There was simply not enough time for anyone to react.

The plane was very purposely flown so as to avoid detection, the satellite data was a bit of a miscalculation apparently, but overall, the methods used kept the plane fairly well hidden from everyone.  From there, things started getting hot and heavy at the orgy and I became very, very distracted if you know what I mean, so I wasn't able to ascertain much more information about this plane and its passengers.  Some of the details above are a bit fuzzy, but in the end, I think I was still able to get across the point.
2014-03-18 06:55:38 PM  
3 votes:
BREAKING: Vladimir Putin reveals missing jet; says that passengers had "voted to be in Russia."
2014-03-18 05:57:25 PM  
3 votes:
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2014-03-18 05:29:30 PM  
3 votes:

Noticeably F.A.T.: Laobaojun: I am never looking for romance in Thailand.

Reminds me of the time I was on a bus in Thailand, and a hot chick sat down across from me. All I could think was "Don't pop a boner, don't pop a boner".

But, she did.

/Shamelessly stolen joke


My Thai girlfriend says that a small penis shouldn't matter in a loving relationship. She's right, but I still wish she didn't have one.

/I used the words "my and "girlfriend" in the same sentence.
//That's how you know I'm lying.
2014-03-18 04:11:27 PM  
3 votes:

Laobaojun: I am never looking for romance in Thailand.


Reminds me of the time I was on a bus in Thailand, and a hot chick sat down across from me. All I could think was "Don't pop a boner, don't pop a boner".

But, she did.

/Shamelessly stolen joke
2014-03-18 02:51:59 PM  
3 votes:

Triumph


My towns only Thai restaurant burned down last month and I didn't find out for like a week, so I get it.


The Vietnamese place next door didn't call you?
2014-03-18 02:44:44 PM  
3 votes:
It's all becoming clear.  The plane shot itself down with a glock AR-47 SAM
2014-03-18 02:42:00 PM  
3 votes:
You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

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2014-03-18 02:02:33 PM  
3 votes:
Crimea river.

/Am I doing it right?
2014-03-18 12:42:29 PM  
3 votes:
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2014-03-18 06:57:00 PM  
2 votes:

FabulousFreep: Anyone realize they haven't named any of the passengers yet? It could all be an elaborate Aprils fools joke. Probably isn't but it could be.


If by "they haven't named any of the passengers yet" you mean "they released the passenger manifest last Saturday" (PDF), then you are correct. However, you have a very strange way of phrasing things.
2014-03-18 05:53:45 PM  
2 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Malaysia's flight control guys were all like, "OMG, there's a problem with MH370's radar track!" and the Malaysian government was all like, "The radar track? What is it?" And Thailand was all, "It's a series of time-ordered coordinates designating the location of the plane over a specific interval, but that's not important now," and then they spent 10 days giggling about their terribly witty answer before they realized Malaysia was totes serial.


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You magnificent bastard.
2014-03-18 03:52:28 PM  
2 votes:
Mom:  I just heard someone got murdered in Thailand!  It's not safe there, you need to come back.

BafflerMeal:  Mom!  I just heard there were dozens of people killed in America last night!  You should come over here where it's safe!
2014-03-18 02:48:22 PM  
2 votes:
My towns only Thai restaurant burned down last month and I didn't find out for like a week, so I get it.
2014-03-18 02:47:20 PM  
2 votes:

ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

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1. Right - looks like my 10 yr old cousin, if he had boobs
2. Left - big chin
3. Left - because i cannot discern any masculinity at all on the right
4. Left - small boobs for a pageant
5. Left - fatter face
6. Right - very ugly

>Reads answers,
Oh shiat
2014-03-18 01:25:03 PM  
2 votes:
it didn't share the information with Malaysia earlier because it wasn't specifically asked for it.

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2014-03-18 09:43:01 PM  
1 votes:
IronJelly: Wow.  Why are you getting so worked up?  Do you think the pedo can't defend itself?  You yourself admit that snark if a thing here, but you seem so maladjusted and unable to handle that someone may have a different opinion than yours.   Is it possible the growing up needs to be done by you as well?

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2014-03-18 08:18:42 PM  
1 votes:

MrHappyRotter: I've hesitated bringing this up for a number of days now, because I know some of you are going to mock me for saying it.  But, here goes anyway.


I shall not mock you good sir, but I will say that is perhaps the finest bit of gay porn/ mystical.. I don't know what else to say.

+100
2014-03-18 07:02:16 PM  
1 votes:
2014-03-18 05:58:18 PM  
1 votes:

IronJelly: cretinbob: Charlie Crews' Zen Master: Englebert Slaptyback: Triumph

My towns only Thai restaurant burned down last month and I didn't find out for like a week, so I get it.


The Vietnamese place next door didn't call you?

They said "what the pho?"

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You know what?  I'm sorry to derail the thread, but you need to stop with the MLP shiat.  All you are is someone who apparently enjoys rape fantasies about a show made for underage girls, and I don't want to have anything to do with you or any site your kind is associated with.

I mean, I don't hate you enough to leave Fark, but you can still go away, pedo.


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Also, 01/10 - you really didn't try hard enough.
2014-03-18 04:35:21 PM  
1 votes:

8 inches: Crimea river.

/Am I doing it right?


That was last week, this week it's "Insane in the Ukraine!"
2014-03-18 04:29:16 PM  
1 votes:

cretinbob: SovietCanuckistan: These shiat-bag countries, I seriously don't understand why anybody would travel to half the beach destinations on Earth. Bullet to the face? Meh. Robbed? Meh. Raped? Meh. Stabbed? Meh. The greatest airline mystery in the history of aviation? Meh.

i went to the place where every white face is an
invitation to robbery
an' sitting here in my safe european home
i don't wanna go back there again


And now I've got the Clash cranked up.  A good way to get through the afternoon.
2014-03-18 04:16:01 PM  
1 votes:

vudukungfu: smells_like_meat: impaler: Does anyone have an actual image of the track?

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Anyone have the original of that?


Here you go, Bro:

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/I expected this meme the second I saw the request for an actual image
2014-03-18 04:02:01 PM  
1 votes:

stir22: SweetSaws: ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

1. Right - looks like my 10 yr old cousin, if he had boobs
2. Left - big chin
3. Left - because i cannot discern any masculinity at all on the right
4. Left - small boobs for a pageant
5. Left - fatter face
6. Right - very ugly

>Reads answers,
Oh shiat

same here.  i think i just catched teh ghey.

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Don't feel bad - a few other guys did too...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wngsO-Z4n7A  (Ye olde yoga pants prank)
2014-03-18 03:41:08 PM  
1 votes:
They were probably in a four G inverted dive with a MIG 28.
2014-03-18 03:40:01 PM  
1 votes:

Englebert Slaptyback: Triumph

My towns only Thai restaurant burned down last month and I didn't find out for like a week, so I get it.


The Vietnamese place next door didn't call you?


They said "what the pho?"
2014-03-18 03:35:45 PM  
1 votes:

SpaceButler: I think it's pretty clear at this point that modern science has no answer to the mystery of MH370.  It's time to go back to older, more time-tested techniques, like numerology.

Flight 370 on March 8, 2014.
IBM made a series of mainframes called System/370.
On March 8, 1971, IBM announced their new System/370 mainframe, the Model 135.
The Jewish-Roman Wars ended in 135 CE.
Mossad hijacked flight 370 to attack the Muslim nation of Malaysia.  QED.


Sorry, not even close.  The Sierra Club hijacked it to prove global warming is real, and PETA financed it with the money they earn clubbing little baby seals to death.  Since Al Gore is an Aries with the moon in Capricorn, no other explanation makes sense.
2014-03-18 03:34:29 PM  
1 votes:

Russ1642: One plane's very like another with your head down over your pieces brother.


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2014-03-18 03:31:37 PM  
1 votes:

NoahFenze: So what of the island people who say they saw a low flying plane with the description of Malaysia plates?


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2014-03-18 03:08:36 PM  
1 votes:
They were busy in the Poo-Ping Palace.  On the throne.  You know.

I'll just show myself out, shall I?
2014-03-18 02:57:37 PM  
1 votes:

SweetSaws: ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

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1. Right - looks like my 10 yr old cousin, if he had boobs
2. Left - big chin
3. Left - because i cannot discern any masculinity at all on the right
4. Left - small boobs for a pageant
5. Left - fatter face
6. Right - very ugly

>Reads answers,
Oh shiat


same here.  i think i just catched teh ghey.
2014-03-18 02:57:32 PM  
1 votes:

Paris1127: telejester: Uzzah: Eddie Adams from Torrance: So the Thais saw the plane and just said Phuket?

Maybe they had too many other things going on until now. You know, they were all Thai'd up.

Other things like what?  Bangkok?

Maybe they had to Phi-phi?

/the h is silent
//I Satun that pun for a while


I think the military was too busy Thai-ing one on.
2014-03-18 02:53:38 PM  
1 votes:
I've had to stop listening to CNN as their intrepid reporters ask people who have flown airplanes what might have happened to this plane. They end each segment with, "And we'll have much more on the missing Malaysian Airline, right after this." And then they come back to their sorry panel and ask hypothetical questions based on nothing at all.

They really need to spice things up with this non-story. Maybe have the panelists do an interpretive dance of their ideas, or invite Johnny from Airplane to come make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...
2014-03-18 02:53:28 PM  
1 votes:

telejester: Uzzah: Eddie Adams from Torrance: So the Thais saw the plane and just said Phuket?

Maybe they had too many other things going on until now. You know, they were all Thai'd up.

Other things like what?  Bangkok?


Maybe they had to Phi-phi?

/the h is silent
//I Satun that pun for a while
2014-03-18 02:52:45 PM  
1 votes:

smells_like_meat: impaler: Does anyone have an actual image of the track?

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Anyone have the original of that?
2014-03-18 02:51:53 PM  
1 votes:

ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

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When I signed up for Fark, I never expected MMMMMMMMMM tranny action, yet here it is.
2014-03-18 02:42:02 PM  
1 votes:

Uzzah: Eddie Adams from Torrance: So the Thais saw the plane and just said Phuket?

Maybe they had too many other things going on until now. You know, they were all Thai'd up.


Other things like what?  Bangkok?
 
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