SpaceButler: I think it's pretty clear at this point that modern science has no answer to the mystery of MH370. It's time to go back to older, more time-tested techniques, like numerology.Flight 370 on March 8, 2014.IBM made a series of mainframes called System/370.On March 8, 1971, IBM announced their new System/370 mainframe, the Model 135.The Jewish-Roman Wars ended in 135 CE.Mossad hijacked flight 370 to attack the Muslim nation of Malaysia. QED.
ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...[d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 421x1500]
Noticeably F.A.T.: Laobaojun: I am never looking for romance in Thailand.Reminds me of the time I was on a bus in Thailand, and a hot chick sat down across from me. All I could think was "Don't pop a boner, don't pop a boner".But, she did./Shamelessly stolen joke
TrixieDelite: Paris1127: telejester: Uzzah: Eddie Adams from Torrance: So the Thais saw the plane and just said Phuket?Maybe they had too many other things going on until now. You know, they were all Thai'd up.Other things like what? Bangkok?Maybe they had to Phi-phi?/the h is silent//I Satun that pun for a whileI think the military was too busy Thai-ing one on.
Riche: IronJelly: Wow. Why are you getting so worked up? Do you think the pedo can't defend itself? You yourself admit that snark if a thing here, but you seem so maladjusted and unable to handle that someone may have a different opinion than yours. Is it possible the growing up needs to be done by you as well?[www.quickmeme.com image 625x351]
Mister Peejay: ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...[d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 421x1500]That's kinda funny, but I'd still think hard about pounding second-row-left like a tent peg.
Charlie Crews' Zen Master: durbnpoisn: Gabrielmot: to be fair, having worked with some interesting personnel in Malaysia... it probably went like this...Malaysia: Tell us if you have any radar data related to our missing flight and give it to us.Thailand: (thinking about the security implications of giving another country access to all of their radar data without any specific areas requested)... yeah, okay, that's not specific enough.Let's be fair here... without *some* narrowing down of the data as to where they want to look, Thailand would be crazy to give out all of their data. -That's a national security nightmare. -You're basically telling the *entire* world where you look and what kinds of things you look for. If you aren't monitoring that area *at all* or no one is actively looking over that radar data and missed a big freaking plane where it shouldn't be... you are just telling the rest of the world... Yeah, my backdoor is unlocked and I'm not home between the hours of 6-8PM...Okay. That IS fair.But why didn't they at least release the part that was relevant? I can't imagine it took THIS long to finally isolate only that part.This. Releasing comprehensive raw data? Of course not.Finding the questionable or of-interest target tracks and releasing just them? Why the hell not?
vudukungfu: smells_like_meat: impaler: Does anyone have an actual image of the track?[i271.photobucket.com image 266x189]Anyone have the original of that?
parasol: this thread is the reason i love fark
Smelly Pirate Hooker: Shocking, that in a part of the world where every country hates every other country, that they're not big on sharing information.This is why America should care about having decent relations with other nations, inasmuch as that is possible. The next plane that disappears may be one we actually give a shiat about.
Shepherd: NoahFenze: So what of the island people who say they saw a low flying plane with the description of Malaysia plates?That was dimissed. At the time they saw it, the plane would have been already out of fuel for over an hour. If they did see anything, it may have been a search plane.My theory is that Skynet has become sentient, it took over the plane remotely and flew it to one of its automated factories where the passengers will be converted into the first generation of Terminators. Go on, prove me wrong.
strangeluck: IronJelly: cretinbob: Charlie Crews' Zen Master: Englebert Slaptyback: TriumphMy towns only Thai restaurant burned down last month and I didn't find out for like a week, so I get it.The Vietnamese place next door didn't call you?They said "what the pho?"[img3.wikia.nocookie.net image 500x443]You know what? I'm sorry to derail the thread, but you need to stop with the MLP shiat. All you are is someone who apparently enjoys rape fantasies about a show made for underage girls, and I don't want to have anything to do with you or any site your kind is associated with.I mean, I don't hate you enough to leave Fark, but you can still go away, pedo.[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x291]Also, 01/10 - you really didn't try hard enough.
Mikey1969: The Royal Thai Air Force only looks after any threats against our country, so anything that did not look like a threat to us, we simply look at it without taking actions."Fine, but do you people also not look at anything on the internet? Jesus, I can understand initially writing it off, but holy fark, for 10 friggin' days?rkiller1: [i.ebayimg.com image 300x300]Bangkok, Thailand.Is there supposed to be a 'bon us surprise' under that skirt?
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