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(Yahoo)   Thai military passes along possible radar track data for MH370, after not giving a damn for ten days. No, really   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 166
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2014-03-18 08:44:53 PM  

SpaceButler: I think it's pretty clear at this point that modern science has no answer to the mystery of MH370.  It's time to go back to older, more time-tested techniques, like numerology.

Flight 370 on March 8, 2014.
IBM made a series of mainframes called System/370.
On March 8, 1971, IBM announced their new System/370 mainframe, the Model 135.
The Jewish-Roman Wars ended in 135 CE.
Mossad hijacked flight 370 to attack the Muslim nation of Malaysia.  QED.


Well, that makes at least as much sense as Chinese Langoliers having hacked the military backdoor to the online autopilot controls and put the plane down after first putting the plane up to 40,000 feet and deployed the oxygen masks after hacking the oxygen and turning it into potassium cyanide (same materials as oxygen just configured differently, little known fact) so that they could convert the bodies into a hypothermic nuclear bomb.
 
2014-03-18 08:48:06 PM  

ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

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That's kinda funny, but I'd still think hard about pounding second-row-left like a tent peg.
 
2014-03-18 08:52:38 PM  
Laobaojun:
I am right there with you, brother.  I am never looking for romance in Thailand.

"Leviticus said it's wrong to lay with another man as with a woman.  It said nothing about getting banged by a chick with a penis."
"That... almost makes sense."
"Keep drinking until it does, brother."

/paraphrased from Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
/because too lazy to wade through archives to find precise quote
 
2014-03-18 09:28:22 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: Laobaojun: I am never looking for romance in Thailand.

Reminds me of the time I was on a bus in Thailand, and a hot chick sat down across from me. All I could think was "Don't pop a boner, don't pop a boner".

But, she did.

/Shamelessly stolen joke


I LOLed.
And I am totally plagiarizing that one.
 
2014-03-18 09:39:42 PM  

TrixieDelite: Paris1127: telejester: Uzzah: Eddie Adams from Torrance: So the Thais saw the plane and just said Phuket?

Maybe they had too many other things going on until now. You know, they were all Thai'd up.

Other things like what?  Bangkok?

Maybe they had to Phi-phi?

/the h is silent
//I Satun that pun for a while

I think the military was too busy Thai-ing one on.


Maybe they were krabi no one asked for their data.
 
2014-03-18 09:43:01 PM  
IronJelly: Wow.  Why are you getting so worked up?  Do you think the pedo can't defend itself?  You yourself admit that snark if a thing here, but you seem so maladjusted and unable to handle that someone may have a different opinion than yours.   Is it possible the growing up needs to be done by you as well?

www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-03-18 09:48:24 PM  

Riche: IronJelly: Wow.  Why are you getting so worked up?  Do you think the pedo can't defend itself?  You yourself admit that snark if a thing here, but you seem so maladjusted and unable to handle that someone may have a different opinion than yours.   Is it possible the growing up needs to be done by you as well?

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Okay, I think the whole pony thing is somewhat annoying and overplayed but that right there was funny.
 
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2014-03-18 10:20:18 PM  

Mister Peejay: ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

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That's kinda funny, but I'd still think hard about pounding second-row-left like a tent peg.


You know what worse? Even if I were so inclined, every one of them would turn my sorry old ass down.
I hate it when some young-one holds the a door for me and uses "sir". Faaaaaahk. Now I'm SIR?

Old. It don't wash off, and there aint no makeup artist can cover it up. Got-dam-it.
 
2014-03-18 11:02:46 PM  

Charlie Crews' Zen Master: durbnpoisn: Gabrielmot: to be fair, having worked with some interesting personnel in Malaysia... it probably went like this...

Malaysia: Tell us if you have any radar data related to our missing flight and give it to us.
Thailand: (thinking about the security implications of giving another country access to all of their radar data without any specific areas requested)... yeah, okay, that's not specific enough.

Let's be fair here... without *some* narrowing down of the data as to where they want to look, Thailand would be crazy to give out all of their data. -That's a national security nightmare. -You're basically telling the *entire* world where you look and what kinds of things you look for. If you aren't monitoring that area *at all* or no one is actively looking over that radar data and missed a big freaking plane where it shouldn't be... you are just telling the rest of the world... Yeah, my backdoor is unlocked and I'm not home between the hours of 6-8PM...

Okay.  That IS fair.
But why didn't they at least release the part that was relevant?  I can't imagine it took THIS long to finally isolate only that part.

This. Releasing comprehensive raw data? Of course not.

Finding the questionable or of-interest target tracks and releasing just them? Why the hell not?


I don't get it. Did you miss the part where Malaysia and everyone else was looking for it on the other side of the country for several days? That is the information they requested and Thailand didn't have any. When the scope opened to the western side of the country Malaysia approached Thailand, they reviewed the data there and got a hit.
 
2014-03-19 01:27:29 AM  

vudukungfu: smells_like_meat: impaler: Does anyone have an actual image of the track?

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Anyone have the original of that?


imagizer.imageshack.us
 
2014-03-19 01:28:38 AM  

parasol: this thread is the reason i love fark


+1!
 
2014-03-19 01:36:49 AM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Shocking, that in a part of the world where every country hates every other country, that they're not big on sharing information.

This is why America should care about having decent relations with other nations, inasmuch as that is possible. The next plane that disappears may be one we actually give a shiat about.


What difference does it make? The plane is still gone.
 
2014-03-19 01:41:27 AM  

Shepherd: NoahFenze: So what of the island people who say they saw a low flying plane with the description of Malaysia plates?

That was dimissed.  At the time they saw it, the plane would have been already out of fuel for over an hour.  If they did see anything, it may have been a search plane.

My theory is that Skynet has become sentient, it took over the plane remotely and flew it to one of its automated factories where the passengers will be converted into the first generation of Terminators.  Go on, prove me wrong.


Best theory yet!
 
2014-03-19 04:23:31 AM  

strangeluck: IronJelly: cretinbob: Charlie Crews' Zen Master: Englebert Slaptyback: Triumph

My towns only Thai restaurant burned down last month and I didn't find out for like a week, so I get it.


The Vietnamese place next door didn't call you?

They said "what the pho?"

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You know what?  I'm sorry to derail the thread, but you need to stop with the MLP shiat.  All you are is someone who apparently enjoys rape fantasies about a show made for underage girls, and I don't want to have anything to do with you or any site your kind is associated with.

I mean, I don't hate you enough to leave Fark, but you can still go away, pedo.

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Also, 01/10 - you really didn't try hard enough.


Thanks.
I think he/she thinks I'm someone else. But, the pic worked anyway, so there you go
 
2014-03-19 10:03:23 AM  
cretinbob:
Thanks.
I think he/she thinks I'm someone else. But, the pic worked anyway, so there you go


I dunno.  I already had you farkied in grey with the word "pedophile" as the reason.  Maybe i did mistake you for someone else this time, but you definitely did or said something at some time in the past to get me to do that.

I should probably start using thread numbers when I do that.
 
2014-03-19 01:10:25 PM  

Mikey1969: The Royal Thai Air Force only looks after any threats against our country, so anything that did not look like a threat to us, we simply look at it without taking actions."

Fine, but do you people also not look at anything on the internet? Jesus, I can understand initially writing it off, but holy fark, for 10 friggin' days?

rkiller1: [i.ebayimg.com image 300x300]
Bangkok, Thailand.

Is there supposed to be a 'bon us surprise' under that skirt?


FTFY
 
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