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2014-03-18 12:42:29 PM  
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2014-03-18 12:46:34 PM  
Does anyone have an actual image of the track?
 
2014-03-18 12:56:31 PM  
I think it's pretty clear at this point that modern science has no answer to the mystery of MH370.  It's time to go back to older, more time-tested techniques, like numerology.

Flight 370 on March 8, 2014.
IBM made a series of mainframes called System/370.
On March 8, 1971, IBM announced their new System/370 mainframe, the Model 135.
The Jewish-Roman Wars ended in 135 CE.
Mossad hijacked flight 370 to attack the Muslim nation of Malaysia.  QED.
 
2014-03-18 12:57:22 PM  

impaler: Does anyone have an actual image of the track?


i271.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-18 01:25:03 PM  
it didn't share the information with Malaysia earlier because it wasn't specifically asked for it.

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-18 01:28:26 PM  
To be fair, it took how many days for Malaysia to officially admit the plane had changed course and flown west?  Until then, the story was it was lost while heading on a NW track over Vietnam, and likely in the South China Sea.  Thailand wouldn't have thought to review radar tracks heading the wrong way, and which crossed Malaysia and should have had better coverage from Malaysia's own radar.

That said, anyone familiar with Thailand knows they have just about 0 interest in international events that aren't directly affecting Thailand.  They are surprisingly insular, considering how important the country is a travel and shipping hub.
 
2014-03-18 01:31:31 PM  
So the Thais saw the plane and just said Phuket?
 
2014-03-18 01:41:13 PM  

SpaceButler: I think it's pretty clear at this point that modern science has no answer to the mystery of MH370.  It's time to go back to older, more time-tested techniques, like numerology.

Flight 370 on March 8, 2014.
IBM made a series of mainframes called System/370.
On March 8, 1971, IBM announced their new System/370 mainframe, the Model 135.
The Jewish-Roman Wars ended in 135 CE.
Mossad hijacked flight 370 to attack the Muslim nation of Malaysia.  QED.


HAL can find no problems with your logic.
 
2014-03-18 02:02:33 PM  
Crimea river.

/Am I doing it right?
 
2014-03-18 02:38:45 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: So the Thais saw the plane and just said Phuket?


Maybe they had too many other things going on until now. You know, they were all Thai'd up.
 
2014-03-18 02:39:04 PM  
The hell?
 
2014-03-18 02:40:36 PM  
It sounds like Thailand didn't look at the data because they had no reason to, it's not a part of their normal work, not that they knew and held it back.  At least that's how I read it
 
2014-03-18 02:42:00 PM  
You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
 
2014-03-18 02:42:02 PM  

Uzzah: Eddie Adams from Torrance: So the Thais saw the plane and just said Phuket?

Maybe they had too many other things going on until now. You know, they were all Thai'd up.


Other things like what?  Bangkok?
 
2014-03-18 02:42:31 PM  
Why did they wait?  If you do a GIS for "Thailand mannequin" the answer is plainly clear.
 
2014-03-18 02:44:02 PM  
Malaysia's flight control guys were all like, "OMG, there's a problem with MH370's radar track!" and the Malaysian government was all like, "The radar track? What is it?" And Thailand was all, "It's a series of time-ordered coordinates designating the location of the plane over a specific interval, but that's not important now," and then they spent 10 days giggling about their terribly witty answer before they realized Malaysia was totes serial.
 
2014-03-18 02:44:44 PM  
It's all becoming clear.  The plane shot itself down with a glock AR-47 SAM
 
2014-03-18 02:45:18 PM  
i.ebayimg.com
Bangkok, Thailand.
 
2014-03-18 02:46:02 PM  

ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...


Why you think its called bangkok and not bangkunt?
 
2014-03-18 02:47:14 PM  
The Royal Thai Air Force only looks after any threats against our country, so anything that did not look like a threat to us, we simply look at it without taking actions."

Fine, but do you people also not look at anything on the internet? Jesus, I can understand initially writing it off, but holy fark, for 10 friggin' days?

rkiller1: [i.ebayimg.com image 300x300]
Bangkok, Thailand.


Is there supposed to be a 'bonus surprise' under that skirt?
 
2014-03-18 02:47:20 PM  

ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

[d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 421x1500]


1. Right - looks like my 10 yr old cousin, if he had boobs
2. Left - big chin
3. Left - because i cannot discern any masculinity at all on the right
4. Left - small boobs for a pageant
5. Left - fatter face
6. Right - very ugly

>Reads answers,
Oh shiat
 
2014-03-18 02:47:23 PM  

Thelyphthoric: Why did they wait?  If you do a GIS for "Thailand mannequin" the answer is plainly clear.


That was both creepier and less sexy than I expected.
 
2014-03-18 02:47:54 PM  
i62.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-18 02:48:05 PM  

impaler: Does anyone have an actual image of the track?


I farkin' knew it, which is why I rarely play those videos.

rkiller1: [i.ebayimg.com image 300x300]
Bangkok, Thailand.


want
 
2014-03-18 02:48:11 PM  

impaler: Does anyone have an actual image of the track?


Yes, the Thai Air Force. But you need to say Please
 
2014-03-18 02:48:22 PM  
My towns only Thai restaurant burned down last month and I didn't find out for like a week, so I get it.
 
2014-03-18 02:48:53 PM  

Uzzah


Eddie Adams from Torrance: So the Thais saw the plane and just said Phuket?

Maybe they had too many other things going on until now. You know, they were all Thai'd up.


Can some shoehorn a "Thai fighter" joke in here? I don't have Thaim.
 
2014-03-18 02:49:37 PM  
The Thai Air Force guy later commented, "Am I being a total jerk? Yes, Siam."
 
2014-03-18 02:49:49 PM  

ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

[d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 421x1500]


pbs.twimg.com pbs.twimg.com
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2014-03-18 02:49:58 PM  
Mikey1969:

rkiller1: [i.ebayimg.com image 300x300]
Bangkok, Thailand.

Is there supposed to be a 'bonus surprise' under that skirt?


Yes, MH370.
 
2014-03-18 02:51:16 PM  
i86.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-18 02:51:53 PM  

ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

[d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 421x1500]


When I signed up for Fark, I never expected MMMMMMMMMM transformer action, yet here it is.
 
2014-03-18 02:51:59 PM  

Triumph


My towns only Thai restaurant burned down last month and I didn't find out for like a week, so I get it.


The Vietnamese place next door didn't call you?
 
2014-03-18 02:52:45 PM  

smells_like_meat: impaler: Does anyone have an actual image of the track?

[i271.photobucket.com image 266x189]


Anyone have the original of that?
 
2014-03-18 02:53:28 PM  

telejester: Uzzah: Eddie Adams from Torrance: So the Thais saw the plane and just said Phuket?

Maybe they had too many other things going on until now. You know, they were all Thai'd up.

Other things like what?  Bangkok?


Maybe they had to Phi-phi?

/the h is silent
//I Satun that pun for a while
 
2014-03-18 02:53:38 PM  
I've had to stop listening to CNN as their intrepid reporters ask people who have flown airplanes what might have happened to this plane. They end each segment with, "And we'll have much more on the missing Malaysian Airline, right after this." And then they come back to their sorry panel and ask hypothetical questions based on nothing at all.

They really need to spice things up with this non-story. Maybe have the panelists do an interpretive dance of their ideas, or invite Johnny from Airplane to come make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...
 
2014-03-18 02:53:53 PM  

rkiller1: When I signed up for Fark, I never expected MMMMMMMMMM transformer action, yet here it is.


that is the standard excuse for being here.
that and brb
 
2014-03-18 02:57:04 PM  

TrixieDelite: I've had to stop listening to CNN as their intrepid reporters ask people who have flown airplanes what might have happened to this plane. They end each segment with, "And we'll have much more on the missing Malaysian Airline, right after this." And then they come back to their sorry panel and ask hypothetical questions based on nothing at all.

They really need to spice things up with this non-story. Maybe have the panelists do an interpretive dance of their ideas, or invite Johnny from Airplane to come make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...


They have the same guy in the simulator every segment who shows how easy it is to turn off the transponders. "It's this knob right here - just turn it one, two three time to the left - and the transponder is now off."
 
2014-03-18 02:57:32 PM  

Paris1127: telejester: Uzzah: Eddie Adams from Torrance: So the Thais saw the plane and just said Phuket?

Maybe they had too many other things going on until now. You know, they were all Thai'd up.

Other things like what?  Bangkok?

Maybe they had to Phi-phi?

/the h is silent
//I Satun that pun for a while


I think the military was too busy Thai-ing one on.
 
2014-03-18 02:57:37 PM  

SweetSaws: ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

[d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 421x1500]

1. Right - looks like my 10 yr old cousin, if he had boobs
2. Left - big chin
3. Left - because i cannot discern any masculinity at all on the right
4. Left - small boobs for a pageant
5. Left - fatter face
6. Right - very ugly

>Reads answers,
Oh shiat


same here.  i think i just catched teh ghey.
 
2014-03-18 02:58:18 PM  
I won't fly Jetblue any more.
 
2014-03-18 02:59:03 PM  

TrixieDelite


or invite Johnny from Airplane to come make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...


You better sit down...
 
2014-03-18 02:59:32 PM  
this thread is the reason i love fark
 
2014-03-18 03:02:05 PM  
Pretty sure the Thai government has not been a fan of Malaysia lately.  As I understand it Thailand believes Malaysia has been supporting the Islamist insurgency in southern Thailand.  Might have something to do with the delay in giving a shiat.
 
2014-03-18 03:02:58 PM  

SweetSaws: ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

[d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 421x1500]

1. Right - looks like my 10 yr old cousin, if he had boobs
2. Left - big chin
3. Left - because i cannot discern any masculinity at all on the right
4. Left - small boobs for a pageant
5. Left - fatter face
6. Right - very ugly

>Reads answers,
Oh shiat


It ain't Bangpussy...

I am right there with you, brother.  I am never looking for romance in Thailand.
 
GBB
2014-03-18 03:03:24 PM  

Agatha Crispy: TrixieDelite: I've had to stop listening to CNN as their intrepid reporters ask people who have flown airplanes what might have happened to this plane. They end each segment with, "And we'll have much more on the missing Malaysian Airline, right after this." And then they come back to their sorry panel and ask hypothetical questions based on nothing at all.

They really need to spice things up with this non-story. Maybe have the panelists do an interpretive dance of their ideas, or invite Johnny from Airplane to come make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...

They have the same guy in the simulator every segment who shows how easy it is to turn off the transponders. "It's this knob right here - just turn it one, two three time to the left - and the transponder is now off."


Awesome.   Now I know what to do next time.
 
2014-03-18 03:05:36 PM  

TrixieDelite: Paris1127: telejester: Uzzah: Eddie Adams from Torrance: So the Thais saw the plane and just said Phuket?

Maybe they had too many other things going on until now. You know, they were all Thai'd up.

Other things like what?  Bangkok?

Maybe they had to Phi-phi?

/the h is silent
//I Satun that pun for a while

I think the military was too busy Thai-ing one on.


Or going to Bang Sue.
 
2014-03-18 03:08:36 PM  
They were busy in the Poo-Ping Palace.  On the throne.  You know.

I'll just show myself out, shall I?
 
2014-03-18 03:08:45 PM  

Paris1127: I think the military was too busy Thai-ing one on.

Or going to Bang Sue.


Love you long time.
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-18 03:10:14 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-18 03:12:00 PM  

ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

[d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 421x1500]


You, sir, just made many a hard man humble.
 
2014-03-18 03:12:58 PM  

biyaaatci: ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

[d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 421x1500]

You, sir, just made many a hard man humble.


Or just harder.
 
2014-03-18 03:13:02 PM  

Oldiron_79: ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

Why you think its called bangkok and not bangkunt?


Because "Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit" is too difficult for English speakers?
 
2014-03-18 03:17:26 PM  
How familiar. Reminds me of my kids:

Me: "Why didn't you TELL ME this thing happened??"

Them: "You didn't ask!"
 
2014-03-18 03:17:41 PM  
I know what happened.

wizbangblog.com
 
2014-03-18 03:19:30 PM  
So an undetermined amount of hijackers killed or detained an undetermined amount of passengers long before they boarded. Took or destroyed all of their communication devices that they would have expected them to travel with. Then they got on the plane with their tickets and identification.

Since these people would be missing anyway, they continue to be missed along with the plane.

That is how the aviation specialist needed to pull of this heist, did it.

Obviously...

/Hey, while we're throwing out conspiracies!
 
2014-03-18 03:22:36 PM  
So Thailand is trying to out-Malaysia Malaysia?
 
2014-03-18 03:25:42 PM  
One plane's very like another with your head down over your pieces brother.
 
2014-03-18 03:27:46 PM  
So what of the island people who say they saw a low flying plane with the description of Malaysia plates?
 
2014-03-18 03:31:37 PM  

NoahFenze: So what of the island people who say they saw a low flying plane with the description of Malaysia plates?


lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-03-18 03:32:20 PM  

LessO2: [img.fark.net image 401x414]


Nice!
 
2014-03-18 03:32:54 PM  
Drink!
 
2014-03-18 03:34:29 PM  

Russ1642: One plane's very like another with your head down over your pieces brother.


<slow clap processor> clap clap clap </slow clap processor>
 
2014-03-18 03:34:33 PM  
It's odd, because whenever I order takeout it's always ready in ten minute.
 
2014-03-18 03:34:37 PM  

CruJones: It sounds like Thailand didn't look at the data because they had no reason to, it's not a part of their normal work, not that they knew and held it back.  At least that's how I read it


Oh, this thing about a missing plan's path is mystifying the world right now in our area and we have this thing that track's planes path. Should we look into it or not?

Sounds legit.
 
2014-03-18 03:35:27 PM  
These shiat-bag countries, I seriously don't understand why anybody would travel to half the beach destinations on Earth. Bullet to the face? Meh. Robbed? Meh. Raped? Meh. Stabbed? Meh. The greatest airline mystery in the history of aviation? Meh.
 
2014-03-18 03:35:45 PM  

SpaceButler: I think it's pretty clear at this point that modern science has no answer to the mystery of MH370.  It's time to go back to older, more time-tested techniques, like numerology.

Flight 370 on March 8, 2014.
IBM made a series of mainframes called System/370.
On March 8, 1971, IBM announced their new System/370 mainframe, the Model 135.
The Jewish-Roman Wars ended in 135 CE.
Mossad hijacked flight 370 to attack the Muslim nation of Malaysia.  QED.


Sorry, not even close.  The Sierra Club hijacked it to prove global warming is real, and PETA financed it with the money they earn clubbing little baby seals to death.  Since Al Gore is an Aries with the moon in Capricorn, no other explanation makes sense.
 
gja
2014-03-18 03:35:57 PM  
"Oh well, fark it. Bangkok has them....and she'll never let them go."
 
2014-03-18 03:39:46 PM  
In the mean time there is no word from NASA that Curiosity has not found the plane.
 
2014-03-18 03:40:01 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Triumph

My towns only Thai restaurant burned down last month and I didn't find out for like a week, so I get it.


The Vietnamese place next door didn't call you?


They said "what the pho?"
 
2014-03-18 03:41:08 PM  
They were probably in a four G inverted dive with a MIG 28.
 
2014-03-18 03:41:19 PM  

impaler: Does anyone have an actual image of the track?


It's not a track, it's like two points, the second of which was close to the best airport to make a emergency landing
 
2014-03-18 03:42:02 PM  

gja: "Oh well, fark it. Bangkok has them....and she'll never let them go."


That movie was so disappointing.
 
2014-03-18 03:42:19 PM  

SovietCanuckistan: These shiat-bag countries, I seriously don't understand why anybody would travel to half the beach destinations on Earth. Bullet to the face? Meh. Robbed? Meh. Raped? Meh. Stabbed? Meh.


Sounds like Vegas.
/Sans beach
 
2014-03-18 03:42:33 PM  

NoahFenze: So what of the island people who say they saw a low flying plane with the description of Malaysia plates?


They could have swapped plates mid air.

//assuming you meant 'license plates'
// how I feel about the transponder swap theory
 
2014-03-18 03:43:43 PM  

Charlie Crews' Zen Master: Englebert Slaptyback: Triumph

My towns only Thai restaurant burned down last month and I didn't find out for like a week, so I get it.


The Vietnamese place next door didn't call you?

They said "what the pho?"


img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-03-18 03:44:16 PM  

rkiller1: SovietCanuckistan: These shiat-bag countries, I seriously don't understand why anybody would travel to half the beach destinations on Earth. Bullet to the face? Meh. Robbed? Meh. Raped? Meh. Stabbed? Meh.

Sounds like Vegas.
/Sans beach


LOL, at least you can find a cop or lawyer in Vegas!
 
2014-03-18 03:45:34 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-18 03:46:45 PM  

stickandmove: They were probably in a four G inverted dive with a MIG 28.


Charlie says that's unpossible.

// So, lieutenant, where exactly were you?
 
2014-03-18 03:47:09 PM  

SovietCanuckistan: These shiat-bag countries, I seriously don't understand why anybody would travel to half the beach destinations on Earth. Bullet to the face? Meh. Robbed? Meh. Raped? Meh. Stabbed? Meh. The greatest airline mystery in the history of aviation? Meh.


i went to the place where every white face is an
invitation to robbery
an' sitting here in my safe european home
i don't wanna go back there again
 
2014-03-18 03:52:28 PM  
Mom:  I just heard someone got murdered in Thailand!  It's not safe there, you need to come back.

BafflerMeal:  Mom!  I just heard there were dozens of people killed in America last night!  You should come over here where it's safe!
 
2014-03-18 03:53:36 PM  
Shocking, that in a part of the world where every country hates every other country, that they're not big on sharing information.

This is why America should care about having decent relations with other nations, inasmuch as that is possible. The next plane that disappears may be one we actually give a shiat about.
 
2014-03-18 03:54:22 PM  
to be fair, having worked with some interesting personnel in Malaysia... it probably went like this...

Malaysia: Tell us if you have any radar data related to our missing flight and give it to us.
Thailand: (thinking about the security implications of giving another country access to all of their radar data without any specific areas requested)... yeah, okay, that's not specific enough.

Let's be fair here... without *some* narrowing down of the data as to where they want to look, Thailand would be crazy to give out all of their data. -That's a national security nightmare. -You're basically telling the *entire* world where you look and what kinds of things you look for. If you aren't monitoring that area *at all* or no one is actively looking over that radar data and missed a big freaking plane where it shouldn't be... you are just telling the rest of the world... Yeah, my backdoor is unlocked and I'm not home between the hours of 6-8PM...
 
2014-03-18 03:55:58 PM  

TrixieDelite: I've had to stop listening to CNN as their intrepid reporters ask people who have flown airplanes what might have happened to this plane. They end each segment with, "And we'll have much more on the missing Malaysian Airline, right after this." And then they come back to their sorry panel and ask hypothetical questions based on nothing at all.

They really need to spice things up with this non-story. Maybe have the panelists do an interpretive dance of their ideas, or invite Johnny from Airplane to come make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...


This is the only well written theory I have seen so far:

http://www.wired.com/autopia/2014/03/mh370-electrical-fire/
 
2014-03-18 03:58:33 PM  

Charlie Crews' Zen Master: stickandmove: They were probably in a four G inverted dive with a MIG 28.

Charlie says that's unpossible.

// So, lieutenant, where exactly were you?


Communicating!
 
2014-03-18 04:00:31 PM  

ZeroPly: TrixieDelite: I've had to stop listening to CNN as their intrepid reporters ask people who have flown airplanes what might have happened to this plane. They end each segment with, "And we'll have much more on the missing Malaysian Airline, right after this." And then they come back to their sorry panel and ask hypothetical questions based on nothing at all.

They really need to spice things up with this non-story. Maybe have the panelists do an interpretive dance of their ideas, or invite Johnny from Airplane to come make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...



This. I can't watch any of it. It just makes me mad. And I'm not related to the pilots or any passengers.
 
2014-03-18 04:02:01 PM  

stir22: SweetSaws: ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

1. Right - looks like my 10 yr old cousin, if he had boobs
2. Left - big chin
3. Left - because i cannot discern any masculinity at all on the right
4. Left - small boobs for a pageant
5. Left - fatter face
6. Right - very ugly

>Reads answers,
Oh shiat

same here.  i think i just catched teh ghey.

-----

Don't feel bad - a few other guys did too...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wngsO-Z4n7A  (Ye olde yoga pants prank)
 
2014-03-18 04:08:55 PM  

dm491094: Charlie Crews' Zen Master: stickandmove: They were probably in a four G inverted dive with a MIG 28.

Charlie says that's unpossible.

// So, lieutenant, where exactly were you?

Communicating!


{Cough} bullshiat!
 
2014-03-18 04:10:33 PM  
ZeroPly:

This is the only well written theory I have seen so far:

http://www.wired.com/autopia/2014/03/mh370-electrical-fire/


This.
 
2014-03-18 04:11:27 PM  

Laobaojun: I am never looking for romance in Thailand.


Reminds me of the time I was on a bus in Thailand, and a hot chick sat down across from me. All I could think was "Don't pop a boner, don't pop a boner".

But, she did.

/Shamelessly stolen joke
 
2014-03-18 04:14:35 PM  

NoahFenze: So what of the island people who say they saw a low flying plane with the description of Malaysia plates?


Hopefully not this island...

/outsiders don't fare too well there
 
2014-03-18 04:16:01 PM  

vudukungfu: smells_like_meat: impaler: Does anyone have an actual image of the track?

[i271.photobucket.com image 266x189]

Anyone have the original of that?


Here you go, Bro:

news.bme.com


/I expected this meme the second I saw the request for an actual image
 
2014-03-18 04:20:55 PM  

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: That said, anyone familiar with Thailand knows they have just about 0 interest in international events that aren't directly affecting Thailand. They are surprisingly insular, considering how important the country is a travel and shipping hub.


and for their food...mmmm...Pad Thai
 
2014-03-18 04:22:35 PM  

ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

[d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 421x1500]



I may have learned something new about myself today.

When it comes to ladyboys, "Don't Ask Don't Tell" is still a thing right?
 
2014-03-18 04:22:58 PM  

Agatha Crispy: They have the same guy in the simulator every segment who shows how easy it is to turn off the transponders. "It's this knob right here - just turn it one, two three time to the left - and the transponder is now off."


The simulator guy was bored this morning, he was on his cellphone during those segments.  I like how they've started to explain when the plane turned west it was a slow, banking turn and not like the graphic that shows it stopping and pivoting left.  It scares me that there might be people watching that actually thought the plane made some crazy turn-on-a-dime maneuver.
 
2014-03-18 04:23:29 PM  

SovietCanuckistan: These shiat-bag countries, I seriously don't understand why anybody would travel to half the beach destinations on Earth. Bullet to the face? Meh. Robbed? Meh. Raped? Meh. Stabbed? Meh. The greatest airline mystery in the history of aviation? Meh.


For a moment... I thought you were talking about Cancun.
 
2014-03-18 04:24:55 PM  

Gabrielmot: to be fair, having worked with some interesting personnel in Malaysia... it probably went like this...

Malaysia: Tell us if you have any radar data related to our missing flight and give it to us.
Thailand: (thinking about the security implications of giving another country access to all of their radar data without any specific areas requested)... yeah, okay, that's not specific enough.

Let's be fair here... without *some* narrowing down of the data as to where they want to look, Thailand would be crazy to give out all of their data. -That's a national security nightmare. -You're basically telling the *entire* world where you look and what kinds of things you look for. If you aren't monitoring that area *at all* or no one is actively looking over that radar data and missed a big freaking plane where it shouldn't be... you are just telling the rest of the world... Yeah, my backdoor is unlocked and I'm not home between the hours of 6-8PM...


Okay.  That IS fair.
But why didn't they at least release the part that was relevant?  I can't imagine it took THIS long to finally isolate only that part.
 
2014-03-18 04:29:16 PM  

cretinbob: SovietCanuckistan: These shiat-bag countries, I seriously don't understand why anybody would travel to half the beach destinations on Earth. Bullet to the face? Meh. Robbed? Meh. Raped? Meh. Stabbed? Meh. The greatest airline mystery in the history of aviation? Meh.

i went to the place where every white face is an
invitation to robbery
an' sitting here in my safe european home
i don't wanna go back there again


And now I've got the Clash cranked up.  A good way to get through the afternoon.
 
2014-03-18 04:29:34 PM  

durbnpoisn: Gabrielmot: to be fair, having worked with some interesting personnel in Malaysia... it probably went like this...

Malaysia: Tell us if you have any radar data related to our missing flight and give it to us.
Thailand: (thinking about the security implications of giving another country access to all of their radar data without any specific areas requested)... yeah, okay, that's not specific enough.

Let's be fair here... without *some* narrowing down of the data as to where they want to look, Thailand would be crazy to give out all of their data. -That's a national security nightmare. -You're basically telling the *entire* world where you look and what kinds of things you look for. If you aren't monitoring that area *at all* or no one is actively looking over that radar data and missed a big freaking plane where it shouldn't be... you are just telling the rest of the world... Yeah, my backdoor is unlocked and I'm not home between the hours of 6-8PM...

Okay.  That IS fair.
But why didn't they at least release the part that was relevant?  I can't imagine it took THIS long to finally isolate only that part.


This. Releasing comprehensive raw data? Of course not.

Finding the questionable or of-interest target tracks and releasing just them? Why the hell not?
 
2014-03-18 04:30:59 PM  

NoahFenze: So what of the island people who say they saw a low flying plane with the description of Malaysia plates?


That was dimissed.  At the time they saw it, the plane would have been already out of fuel for over an hour.  If they did see anything, it may have been a search plane.

My theory is that Skynet has become sentient, it took over the plane remotely and flew it to one of its automated factories where the passengers will be converted into the first generation of Terminators.  Go on, prove me wrong.
 
2014-03-18 04:32:57 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: ZeroPly:

This is the only well written theory I have seen so far:

http://www.wired.com/autopia/2014/03/mh370-electrical-fire/

This.


I remarked on this theory on another board but for the "route was programmatically  changed" / "Transponders were disabled before last voice contact" arguments seemed to weigh against this argument. I still feel we don't know enough to rule out multi-system failure.

Personally I don't think data coming from Malaysia/Thailand is consistent enough to draw the hijack theory (yet). I'm open to new information changing my mind.  I'd like to hear from an actual science angle about what may have "gone wrong" rather than immediately beating the "terrur-ism!" drum.  Electrical issues / technological or partial failure of support systems has some historical precedent in passenger flight.

Every few days certain contexts of this narrative have changed, and I find it remarkable that no credible leaks of international intel data point to a group preparing to do anything this big. If such a group did mount a hijacking/suicide mission, they've failed miserably to communicate their political statement/final wishes/demands. Did they hijack and then oops the plane?Conceivable.

But right now, EVERYTHING is just about conceivable.
 
2014-03-18 04:35:21 PM  

8 inches: Crimea river.

/Am I doing it right?


That was last week, this week it's "Insane in the Ukraine!"
 
2014-03-18 04:41:34 PM  
www.quiterly.com
 
2014-03-18 04:48:29 PM  

content.internetvideoarchive.com

 I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you bring back the plane now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

 
2014-03-18 04:52:14 PM  
corq:

Every few days certain contexts of this narrative have changed, and I find it remarkable that no credible leaks of international intel data point to a group preparing to do anything this big. If such a group did mount a hijacking/suicide mission, they've failed miserably to communicate their political statement/final wishes/demands. Did they hijack and then oops the plane?Conceivable.

But right now, EVERYTHING is just about conceivable.



img.fark.net
 
2014-03-18 05:00:10 PM  
static01.mediaite.com
 
2014-03-18 05:08:52 PM  
Sounds like someone forgot to say "Pleas"
 
2014-03-18 05:15:01 PM  
Well, we heard a long time ago about what happens to One Night In Bangkok!
 
2014-03-18 05:21:16 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: ZeroPly:

This is the only well written theory I have seen so far:

http://www.wired.com/autopia/2014/03/mh370-electrical-fire/

This.


Pffft. Common sense, what fun is that?
 
2014-03-18 05:22:23 PM  

ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

[d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 421x1500]


It appears that I need to re-evaluate my sex orientation.  I'll be in my bunk....I guess.
 
2014-03-18 05:23:24 PM  

ZeroPly: TrixieDelite: I've had to stop listening to CNN as their intrepid reporters ask people who have flown airplanes what might have happened to this plane. They end each segment with, "And we'll have much more on the missing Malaysian Airline, right after this." And then they come back to their sorry panel and ask hypothetical questions based on nothing at all.

They really need to spice things up with this non-story. Maybe have the panelists do an interpretive dance of their ideas, or invite Johnny from Airplane to come make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...

This is the only well written theory I have seen so far:

http://www.wired.com/autopia/2014/03/mh370-electrical-fire/


I read the article and a few people did come up with why it may not be plausible but it sounds better and more logical than any other speculative ideas.
 
2014-03-18 05:29:30 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: Laobaojun: I am never looking for romance in Thailand.

Reminds me of the time I was on a bus in Thailand, and a hot chick sat down across from me. All I could think was "Don't pop a boner, don't pop a boner".

But, she did.

/Shamelessly stolen joke


My Thai girlfriend says that a small penis shouldn't matter in a loving relationship. She's right, but I still wish she didn't have one.

/I used the words "my and "girlfriend" in the same sentence.
//That's how you know I'm lying.
 
2014-03-18 05:30:04 PM  
There never was a plane. This is an elaborate hoax by a hacker creating phony records to get us looking for a plane that doesn't exist.
 
2014-03-18 05:33:06 PM  
So nobody has any farking clue what happened to the plane, and the link to the article doesn't provide any more actual details other than possibilities and speculation?

And the video in the link has nothing to do with that information?

Sweeet......
 
2014-03-18 05:34:43 PM  
Good news everybody.  Courtney Love found it!
 
2014-03-18 05:36:25 PM  

cretinbob: Charlie Crews' Zen Master: Englebert Slaptyback: Triumph

My towns only Thai restaurant burned down last month and I didn't find out for like a week, so I get it.


The Vietnamese place next door didn't call you?

They said "what the pho?"

[img3.wikia.nocookie.net image 500x443]


You know what?  I'm sorry to derail the thread, but you need to stop with the MLP shiat.  All you are is someone who apparently enjoys rape fantasies about a show made for underage girls, and I don't want to have anything to do with you or any site your kind is associated with.

I mean, I don't hate you enough to leave Fark, but you can still go away, pedo.
 
2014-03-18 05:41:37 PM  
I think it may be time to narrow the search to a 1 square mile area at roughly 7.3133° S, 72.4111° E  .... just saying, all of the evidence seems to point in this direction.  Literally.
 
2014-03-18 05:44:40 PM  
"A twisting flight path described Tuesday by Thai air force spokesman Air Vice Marshal Montol Suchookorn"

SUCH-OOOOO-KORN!
 
2014-03-18 05:48:28 PM  
the plane never entered Thai airspace

No reason to pass along any information then.
 
2014-03-18 05:49:32 PM  

IronJelly: cretinbob: Charlie Crews' Zen Master: Englebert Slaptyback: Triumph

My towns only Thai restaurant burned down last month and I didn't find out for like a week, so I get it.


The Vietnamese place next door didn't call you?

They said "what the pho?"

[img3.wikia.nocookie.net image 500x443]

You know what?  I'm sorry to derail the thread, but you need to stop with the MLP shiat.  All you are is someone who apparently enjoys rape fantasies about a show made for underage girls, and I don't want to have anything to do with you or any site your kind is associated with.

I mean, I don't hate you enough to leave Fark, but you can still go away, pedo.


fc03.deviantart.net
 
2014-03-18 05:53:45 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Malaysia's flight control guys were all like, "OMG, there's a problem with MH370's radar track!" and the Malaysian government was all like, "The radar track? What is it?" And Thailand was all, "It's a series of time-ordered coordinates designating the location of the plane over a specific interval, but that's not important now," and then they spent 10 days giggling about their terribly witty answer before they realized Malaysia was totes serial.


img.fark.net

You magnificent bastard.
 
2014-03-18 05:57:25 PM  
i138.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-18 05:58:18 PM  

IronJelly: cretinbob: Charlie Crews' Zen Master: Englebert Slaptyback: Triumph

My towns only Thai restaurant burned down last month and I didn't find out for like a week, so I get it.


The Vietnamese place next door didn't call you?

They said "what the pho?"

[img3.wikia.nocookie.net image 500x443]

You know what?  I'm sorry to derail the thread, but you need to stop with the MLP shiat.  All you are is someone who apparently enjoys rape fantasies about a show made for underage girls, and I don't want to have anything to do with you or any site your kind is associated with.

I mean, I don't hate you enough to leave Fark, but you can still go away, pedo.


24.media.tumblr.com

Also, 01/10 - you really didn't try hard enough.
 
2014-03-18 06:02:09 PM  

ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

[d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 421x1500]


I got that right!
 
2014-03-18 06:12:16 PM  

SovietCanuckistan: These shiat-bag countries, I seriously don't understand why anybody would travel to half the beach destinations on Earth. Bullet to the face? Meh. Robbed? Meh. Raped? Meh. Stabbed? Meh. The greatest airline mystery in the history of aviation? Meh.

This.

I facepalmed when I read the beginning of that article.

Maybe it was chased by langoliers and flew through a time warp and landed at some airport in the future.

/obscure?
 
2014-03-18 06:13:58 PM  
strangeluck:
Also, 01/10 - you really didn't try hard enough.

Not sure what you think I was "trying," but all I did was put a stupid criminal on ignore.  People like him barely qualify as people, and in a perfect world would be rounded up and raped by real horses.  fark that noise, and fark you too for siding with a pedophile.  I hope your parents are proud of you.
 
2014-03-18 06:22:19 PM  

Gabrielmot: Let's be fair here... without *some* narrowing down of the data as to where they want to look, Thailand would be crazy to give out all of their data. -That's a national security nightmare. -You're basically telling the *entire* world where you look and what kinds of things you look for. If you aren't monitoring that area *at all* or no one is actively looking over that radar data and missed a big freaking plane where it shouldn't be... you are just telling the rest of the world... Yeah, my backdoor is unlocked and I'm not home between the hours of 6-8PM...


Yes, but it has captivated the internet for no good reason!  Why won't the Thai military think of THAT?
 
2014-03-18 06:24:03 PM  
I wonder if the final truth will be revealed to be some kind of series of grossly incompetent human errors so extreme that investigators didn't think a group of people could possibly be that dumb and therefor kept dismissing the possibilities. That's my new theory.
 
2014-03-18 06:26:31 PM  

IronJelly: strangeluck:
Also, 01/10 - you really didn't try hard enough.

Not sure what you think I was "trying," but all I did was put a stupid criminal on ignore.  People like him barely qualify as people, and in a perfect world would be rounded up and raped by real horses.  fark that noise, and fark you too for siding with a pedophile.  I hope your parents are proud of you.


Settle down Francis.
 
2014-03-18 06:38:56 PM  

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: To be fair, it took how many days for Malaysia to officially admit the plane had changed course and flown west?  Until then, the story was it was lost while heading on a NW track over Vietnam, and likely in the South China Sea.  Thailand wouldn't have thought to review radar tracks heading the wrong way, and which crossed Malaysia and should have had better coverage from Malaysia's own radar.

That said, anyone familiar with Thailand knows they have just about 0 interest in international events that aren't directly affecting Thailand.  They are surprisingly insular, considering how important the country is a travel and shipping hub.


Its not too late to make a colony out of Thailand.
 
2014-03-18 06:39:39 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Triumph

My towns only Thai restaurant burned down last month and I didn't find out for like a week, so I get it.


The Vietnamese place next door didn't call you?



I thought the Chinese place would have dogged him every couple of hours.
 
2014-03-18 06:40:36 PM  

IronJelly: strangeluck:
Also, 01/10 - you really didn't try hard enough.

Not sure what you think I was "trying," but all I did was put a stupid criminal on ignore.  People like him barely qualify as people, and in a perfect world would be rounded up and raped by real horses.  fark that noise, and fark you too for siding with a pedophile.  I hope your parents are proud of you.


Actually, in a perfect world, ignorance and intolerance such as yours wouldn't exist. Calling someone a pedophile and suggesting they be subjected to violent physical assault simply because they enjoy watching a children's cartoon, shows you're misinformed, thoughtless, moronic, hateful, narrow-minded and outright a terrible person who is not fit to use Fark, and should probably curl up in the corner of your mother's basement and never attempt to talk to another human being ever again, for fear of being exposed for the hate filled bigot you really are.

While this website has its share of trolls and morons, it has a very large community of open minded people, who by large are intelligent, insightful, funny, enlightened, and have a positive outlook on life.

More importantly, this is Fark.com - A website dedicated to the weird, the wonderful, and the outright absurd, where pretty much anything goes with a double topping of snark and silly humor. So someone genuinely being hateful and wanting another person on this website to be physically harmed, simply because they enjoy a television show about talking cartoon animals.. well, I can only finish by saying, grow the fark up.
 
2014-03-18 06:44:12 PM  

IronJelly: strangeluck:
Also, 01/10 - you really didn't try hard enough.

Not sure what you think I was "trying," but all I did was put a stupid criminal on ignore.  People like him barely qualify as people, and in a perfect world would be rounded up and raped by real horses.  fark that noise, and fark you too for siding with a pedophile.  I hope your parents are proud of you.


That you think liking MLP makes a person either a criminal or a pedophile says way more about you than it does them, and none of what it says is good.
 
2014-03-18 06:44:47 PM  
Anyone realize they haven't named any of the passengers yet? It could all be an elaborate Aprils fools joke. Probably isn't but it could be.
 
2014-03-18 06:47:42 PM  

FabulousFreep: Anyone realize they haven't named any of the passengers yet? It could all be an elaborate Aprils fools joke. Probably isn't but it could be.


I know. Weird. I bet the plane never existed.
 
2014-03-18 06:55:38 PM  
BREAKING: Vladimir Putin reveals missing jet; says that passengers had "voted to be in Russia."
 
2014-03-18 06:56:36 PM  

strangeluck: Actually, in a perfect world, ignorance and intolerance such as yours wouldn't exist. Calling someone a pedophile and suggesting they be subjected to violent physical assault simply because they enjoy watching a children's cartoon, shows you're misinformed, thoughtless, moronic, hateful, narrow-minded and outright a terrible person who is not fit to use Fark, and should probably curl up in the corner of your mother's basement and never attempt to talk to another human being ever again, for fear of being exposed for the hate filled bigot you really are.

While this website has its share of trolls and morons, it has a very large community of open minded people, who by large are intelligent, insightful, funny, enlightened, and have a positive outlook on life.

More importantly, this is Fark.com - A website dedicated to the weird, the wonderful, and the outright absurd, where pretty much anything goes with a double topping of snark and silly humor. So someone genuinely being hateful and wanting another person on this website to be physically harmed, simply because they enjoy a television show about talking cartoon animals.. well, I can only finish by saying, grow the fark up.


Wow.  Why are you getting so worked up?  Do you think the pedo can't defend itself?  You yourself admit that snark if a thing here, but you seem so maladjusted and unable to handle that someone may have a different opinion than yours.   Is it possible the growing up needs to be done by you as well?
 
2014-03-18 06:57:00 PM  

FabulousFreep: Anyone realize they haven't named any of the passengers yet? It could all be an elaborate Aprils fools joke. Probably isn't but it could be.


If by "they haven't named any of the passengers yet" you mean "they released the passenger manifest last Saturday" (PDF), then you are correct. However, you have a very strange way of phrasing things.
 
2014-03-18 07:02:16 PM  
 
2014-03-18 07:02:52 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: FabulousFreep: Anyone realize they haven't named any of the passengers yet? It could all be an elaborate Aprils fools joke. Probably isn't but it could be.

If by "they haven't named any of the passengers yet" you mean "they released the passenger manifest last Saturday" (PDF), then you are correct. However, you have a very strange way of phrasing things.


The plane went down because of a fight that started on the plane. There was too many Wangs on the plane for it to be anything else.
 
2014-03-18 07:07:38 PM  

Chris Ween: Found it.  Daily Mail broke the story a few minutes ago.  Its in a picture...and its been repainted.  And the picture shows it is...um...somewhere.


Is the plane painted sitting in the jungle?
 
2014-03-18 07:19:45 PM  

cretinbob: SovietCanuckistan: These shiat-bag countries, I seriously don't understand why anybody would travel to half the beach destinations on Earth. Bullet to the face? Meh. Robbed? Meh. Raped? Meh. Stabbed? Meh. The greatest airline mystery in the history of aviation? Meh.

i went to the place where every white face is an
invitation to robbery
an' sitting here in my safe european home
i don't wanna go back there again


I noticed that in the Caribbean.. Can't trust the white people. Someone told
Me its because they're all on the run from warrants in the US.
 
2014-03-18 07:28:04 PM  

strangeluck: IronJelly: strangeluck:
Also, 01/10 - you really didn't try hard enough.

Not sure what you think I was "trying," but all I did was put a stupid criminal on ignore.  People like him barely qualify as people, and in a perfect world would be rounded up and raped by real horses.  fark that noise, and fark you too for siding with a pedophile.  I hope your parents are proud of you.

Actually, in a perfect world, ignorance and intolerance such as yours wouldn't exist. Calling someone a pedophile and suggesting they be subjected to violent physical assault simply because they enjoy watching a children's cartoon, shows you're misinformed, thoughtless, moronic, hateful, narrow-minded and outright a terrible person who is not fit to use Fark, and should probably curl up in the corner of your mother's basement and never attempt to talk to another human being ever again, for fear of being exposed for the hate filled bigot you really are.

While this website has its share of trolls and morons, it has a very large community of open minded people, who by large are intelligent, insightful, funny, enlightened, and have a positive outlook on life.

More importantly, this is Fark.com - A website dedicated to the weird, the wonderful, and the outright absurd, where pretty much anything goes with a double topping of snark and silly humor. So someone genuinely being hateful and wanting another person on this website to be physically harmed, simply because they enjoy a television show about talking cartoon animals.. well, I can only finish by saying, grow the fark up.


"Grow the fark up"

Ohhhhhh the ironyyyyyy
 
2014-03-18 07:29:05 PM  
I've hesitated bringing this up for a number of days now, because I know some of you are going to mock me for saying it.  But, here goes anyway.

I'm a natural expert in the ancient and mystical art of reading tea bags.  The practice itself hinges on two primary, inalienable properties of the universe.  First, in a natural state of being, matter and energy exist in a very uniform and predictable fashion.  Second, the effects of even a tiny fluctuation in that regular behavior can often be observed from vast distances away, kind of like the butterfly effect, but less drastic.  The idea is, when observing a tea bag, it is a reflection of everything that has ever happened since the beginning of time, and by paying careful attention to nuances in how you expect it to appear versus it's actual state, you can deduce the events from the past that lead up to that moment.

Sorry for the dissertation, but I find it helps give people some insight and perspective into this craft if I spend a little time up front educating readers about my skills.  So, that being said, it just so happens that a little over a week ago, I attended a fantastic gay orgy, and needless to say, there was tea bagging going on everywhere.  At some point in the night after the poppers starting wearing off, the magnificent scrotum of a very handsome middle eastern gentleman caught my attention.  You see, unlike most of the other members of the orgy whose scrotums were perfectly shorn, this fellow's sack was covered in long, dark glorious pubic hairs.  And yet, glorious as it was, I detected that something was off.

Accounting for age, ethnicity, a rough estimation of the tensile strength of his pubes, as well as other factors, I determined that several people of authority, perhaps the pilots, managed to bring aboard the plane several innocuous chemicals that when mixed together, produced a noxious gas that incapacitated most of the passengers very quickly.  The perpetrators themselves used simple homemade gas masks to shield themselves from the effects.  Those who didn't die quickly were taken out by hand.  Nobody had time to even attempt to make a cellphone call, once the chemicals were mixed, it was a matter of seconds before the entire cabin was filled.  There was simply not enough time for anyone to react.

The plane was very purposely flown so as to avoid detection, the satellite data was a bit of a miscalculation apparently, but overall, the methods used kept the plane fairly well hidden from everyone.  From there, things started getting hot and heavy at the orgy and I became very, very distracted if you know what I mean, so I wasn't able to ascertain much more information about this plane and its passengers.  Some of the details above are a bit fuzzy, but in the end, I think I was still able to get across the point.
 
2014-03-18 07:51:28 PM  
It takes a while to fabricate radar data, so please cut them some slack.
 
2014-03-18 07:52:55 PM  

ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

[d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 421x1500]


So . . . it was a trap!
 
2014-03-18 07:59:15 PM  

IronJelly: strangeluck:
Also, 01/10 - you really didn't try hard enough.

Not sure what you think I was "trying," but all I did was put a stupid criminal on ignore.  People like him barely qualify as people, and in a perfect world would be rounded up and raped by real horses.  fark that noise, and fark you too for siding with a pedophile.  I hope your parents are proud of you.


I'm not saying you sound like Republicans or Pastors who rail and gnash their teeth publicly about something sexual, and then months or years later we all find out it was because you secretly practiced what you screaming out against.
 
2014-03-18 08:18:42 PM  

MrHappyRotter: I've hesitated bringing this up for a number of days now, because I know some of you are going to mock me for saying it.  But, here goes anyway.


I shall not mock you good sir, but I will say that is perhaps the finest bit of gay porn/ mystical.. I don't know what else to say.

+100
 
2014-03-18 08:40:12 PM  

SpaceButler: I think it's pretty clear at this point that modern science has no answer to the mystery of MH370.  It's time to go back to older, more time-tested techniques, like numerology.

Flight 370 on March 8, 2014.
IBM made a series of mainframes called System/370.
On March 8, 1971, IBM announced their new System/370 mainframe, the Model 135.
The Jewish-Roman Wars ended in 135 CE.
Mossad hijacked flight 370 to attack the Muslim nation of Malaysia.  QED.


Half-Life 3 confirmed!
 
2014-03-18 08:43:21 PM  
That kung foo guy deadsturbating in the hotel closet would like a word
 
2014-03-18 08:44:53 PM  

SpaceButler: I think it's pretty clear at this point that modern science has no answer to the mystery of MH370.  It's time to go back to older, more time-tested techniques, like numerology.

Flight 370 on March 8, 2014.
IBM made a series of mainframes called System/370.
On March 8, 1971, IBM announced their new System/370 mainframe, the Model 135.
The Jewish-Roman Wars ended in 135 CE.
Mossad hijacked flight 370 to attack the Muslim nation of Malaysia.  QED.


Well, that makes at least as much sense as Chinese Langoliers having hacked the military backdoor to the online autopilot controls and put the plane down after first putting the plane up to 40,000 feet and deployed the oxygen masks after hacking the oxygen and turning it into potassium cyanide (same materials as oxygen just configured differently, little known fact) so that they could convert the bodies into a hypothermic nuclear bomb.
 
2014-03-18 08:48:06 PM  

ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

[d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 421x1500]


That's kinda funny, but I'd still think hard about pounding second-row-left like a tent peg.
 
2014-03-18 08:52:38 PM  
Laobaojun:
I am right there with you, brother.  I am never looking for romance in Thailand.

"Leviticus said it's wrong to lay with another man as with a woman.  It said nothing about getting banged by a chick with a penis."
"That... almost makes sense."
"Keep drinking until it does, brother."

/paraphrased from Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
/because too lazy to wade through archives to find precise quote
 
2014-03-18 09:28:22 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: Laobaojun: I am never looking for romance in Thailand.

Reminds me of the time I was on a bus in Thailand, and a hot chick sat down across from me. All I could think was "Don't pop a boner, don't pop a boner".

But, she did.

/Shamelessly stolen joke


I LOLed.
And I am totally plagiarizing that one.
 
2014-03-18 09:39:42 PM  

TrixieDelite: Paris1127: telejester: Uzzah: Eddie Adams from Torrance: So the Thais saw the plane and just said Phuket?

Maybe they had too many other things going on until now. You know, they were all Thai'd up.

Other things like what?  Bangkok?

Maybe they had to Phi-phi?

/the h is silent
//I Satun that pun for a while

I think the military was too busy Thai-ing one on.


Maybe they were krabi no one asked for their data.
 
2014-03-18 09:43:01 PM  
IronJelly: Wow.  Why are you getting so worked up?  Do you think the pedo can't defend itself?  You yourself admit that snark if a thing here, but you seem so maladjusted and unable to handle that someone may have a different opinion than yours.   Is it possible the growing up needs to be done by you as well?

www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-03-18 09:48:24 PM  

Riche: IronJelly: Wow.  Why are you getting so worked up?  Do you think the pedo can't defend itself?  You yourself admit that snark if a thing here, but you seem so maladjusted and unable to handle that someone may have a different opinion than yours.   Is it possible the growing up needs to be done by you as well?

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Okay, I think the whole pony thing is somewhat annoying and overplayed but that right there was funny.
 
gja
2014-03-18 10:20:18 PM  

Mister Peejay: ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

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That's kinda funny, but I'd still think hard about pounding second-row-left like a tent peg.


You know what worse? Even if I were so inclined, every one of them would turn my sorry old ass down.
I hate it when some young-one holds the a door for me and uses "sir". Faaaaaahk. Now I'm SIR?

Old. It don't wash off, and there aint no makeup artist can cover it up. Got-dam-it.
 
2014-03-18 11:02:46 PM  

Charlie Crews' Zen Master: durbnpoisn: Gabrielmot: to be fair, having worked with some interesting personnel in Malaysia... it probably went like this...

Malaysia: Tell us if you have any radar data related to our missing flight and give it to us.
Thailand: (thinking about the security implications of giving another country access to all of their radar data without any specific areas requested)... yeah, okay, that's not specific enough.

Let's be fair here... without *some* narrowing down of the data as to where they want to look, Thailand would be crazy to give out all of their data. -That's a national security nightmare. -You're basically telling the *entire* world where you look and what kinds of things you look for. If you aren't monitoring that area *at all* or no one is actively looking over that radar data and missed a big freaking plane where it shouldn't be... you are just telling the rest of the world... Yeah, my backdoor is unlocked and I'm not home between the hours of 6-8PM...

Okay.  That IS fair.
But why didn't they at least release the part that was relevant?  I can't imagine it took THIS long to finally isolate only that part.

This. Releasing comprehensive raw data? Of course not.

Finding the questionable or of-interest target tracks and releasing just them? Why the hell not?


I don't get it. Did you miss the part where Malaysia and everyone else was looking for it on the other side of the country for several days? That is the information they requested and Thailand didn't have any. When the scope opened to the western side of the country Malaysia approached Thailand, they reviewed the data there and got a hit.
 
2014-03-19 01:27:29 AM  

vudukungfu: smells_like_meat: impaler: Does anyone have an actual image of the track?

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Anyone have the original of that?


imagizer.imageshack.us
 
2014-03-19 01:28:38 AM  

parasol: this thread is the reason i love fark


+1!
 
2014-03-19 01:36:49 AM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Shocking, that in a part of the world where every country hates every other country, that they're not big on sharing information.

This is why America should care about having decent relations with other nations, inasmuch as that is possible. The next plane that disappears may be one we actually give a shiat about.


What difference does it make? The plane is still gone.
 
2014-03-19 01:41:27 AM  

Shepherd: NoahFenze: So what of the island people who say they saw a low flying plane with the description of Malaysia plates?

That was dimissed.  At the time they saw it, the plane would have been already out of fuel for over an hour.  If they did see anything, it may have been a search plane.

My theory is that Skynet has become sentient, it took over the plane remotely and flew it to one of its automated factories where the passengers will be converted into the first generation of Terminators.  Go on, prove me wrong.


Best theory yet!
 
2014-03-19 04:23:31 AM  

strangeluck: IronJelly: cretinbob: Charlie Crews' Zen Master: Englebert Slaptyback: Triumph

My towns only Thai restaurant burned down last month and I didn't find out for like a week, so I get it.


The Vietnamese place next door didn't call you?

They said "what the pho?"

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You know what?  I'm sorry to derail the thread, but you need to stop with the MLP shiat.  All you are is someone who apparently enjoys rape fantasies about a show made for underage girls, and I don't want to have anything to do with you or any site your kind is associated with.

I mean, I don't hate you enough to leave Fark, but you can still go away, pedo.

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Also, 01/10 - you really didn't try hard enough.


Thanks.
I think he/she thinks I'm someone else. But, the pic worked anyway, so there you go
 
2014-03-19 10:03:23 AM  
cretinbob:
Thanks.
I think he/she thinks I'm someone else. But, the pic worked anyway, so there you go


I dunno.  I already had you farkied in grey with the word "pedophile" as the reason.  Maybe i did mistake you for someone else this time, but you definitely did or said something at some time in the past to get me to do that.

I should probably start using thread numbers when I do that.
 
2014-03-19 01:10:25 PM  

Mikey1969: The Royal Thai Air Force only looks after any threats against our country, so anything that did not look like a threat to us, we simply look at it without taking actions."

Fine, but do you people also not look at anything on the internet? Jesus, I can understand initially writing it off, but holy fark, for 10 friggin' days?

rkiller1: [i.ebayimg.com image 300x300]
Bangkok, Thailand.

Is there supposed to be a 'bon us surprise' under that skirt?


FTFY
 
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