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(Yahoo)   Thai military passes along possible radar track data for MH370, after not giving a damn for ten days. No, really   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 166
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2014-03-18 12:42:29 PM  
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2014-03-18 12:46:34 PM  
Does anyone have an actual image of the track?
 
2014-03-18 12:56:31 PM  
I think it's pretty clear at this point that modern science has no answer to the mystery of MH370.  It's time to go back to older, more time-tested techniques, like numerology.

Flight 370 on March 8, 2014.
IBM made a series of mainframes called System/370.
On March 8, 1971, IBM announced their new System/370 mainframe, the Model 135.
The Jewish-Roman Wars ended in 135 CE.
Mossad hijacked flight 370 to attack the Muslim nation of Malaysia.  QED.
 
2014-03-18 12:57:22 PM  

impaler: Does anyone have an actual image of the track?


i271.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-18 01:25:03 PM  
it didn't share the information with Malaysia earlier because it wasn't specifically asked for it.

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-18 01:28:26 PM  
To be fair, it took how many days for Malaysia to officially admit the plane had changed course and flown west?  Until then, the story was it was lost while heading on a NW track over Vietnam, and likely in the South China Sea.  Thailand wouldn't have thought to review radar tracks heading the wrong way, and which crossed Malaysia and should have had better coverage from Malaysia's own radar.

That said, anyone familiar with Thailand knows they have just about 0 interest in international events that aren't directly affecting Thailand.  They are surprisingly insular, considering how important the country is a travel and shipping hub.
 
2014-03-18 01:31:31 PM  
So the Thais saw the plane and just said Phuket?
 
2014-03-18 01:41:13 PM  

SpaceButler: I think it's pretty clear at this point that modern science has no answer to the mystery of MH370.  It's time to go back to older, more time-tested techniques, like numerology.

Flight 370 on March 8, 2014.
IBM made a series of mainframes called System/370.
On March 8, 1971, IBM announced their new System/370 mainframe, the Model 135.
The Jewish-Roman Wars ended in 135 CE.
Mossad hijacked flight 370 to attack the Muslim nation of Malaysia.  QED.


HAL can find no problems with your logic.
 
2014-03-18 02:02:33 PM  
Crimea river.

/Am I doing it right?
 
2014-03-18 02:38:45 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: So the Thais saw the plane and just said Phuket?


Maybe they had too many other things going on until now. You know, they were all Thai'd up.
 
2014-03-18 02:39:04 PM  
The hell?
 
2014-03-18 02:40:36 PM  
It sounds like Thailand didn't look at the data because they had no reason to, it's not a part of their normal work, not that they knew and held it back.  At least that's how I read it
 
2014-03-18 02:42:00 PM  
You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

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2014-03-18 02:42:02 PM  

Uzzah: Eddie Adams from Torrance: So the Thais saw the plane and just said Phuket?

Maybe they had too many other things going on until now. You know, they were all Thai'd up.


Other things like what?  Bangkok?
 
2014-03-18 02:42:31 PM  
Why did they wait?  If you do a GIS for "Thailand mannequin" the answer is plainly clear.
 
2014-03-18 02:44:02 PM  
Malaysia's flight control guys were all like, "OMG, there's a problem with MH370's radar track!" and the Malaysian government was all like, "The radar track? What is it?" And Thailand was all, "It's a series of time-ordered coordinates designating the location of the plane over a specific interval, but that's not important now," and then they spent 10 days giggling about their terribly witty answer before they realized Malaysia was totes serial.
 
2014-03-18 02:44:44 PM  
It's all becoming clear.  The plane shot itself down with a glock AR-47 SAM
 
2014-03-18 02:45:18 PM  
i.ebayimg.com
Bangkok, Thailand.
 
2014-03-18 02:46:02 PM  

ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...


Why you think its called bangkok and not bangkunt?
 
2014-03-18 02:47:14 PM  
The Royal Thai Air Force only looks after any threats against our country, so anything that did not look like a threat to us, we simply look at it without taking actions."

Fine, but do you people also not look at anything on the internet? Jesus, I can understand initially writing it off, but holy fark, for 10 friggin' days?

rkiller1: [i.ebayimg.com image 300x300]
Bangkok, Thailand.


Is there supposed to be a 'bonus surprise' under that skirt?
 
2014-03-18 02:47:20 PM  

ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

[d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 421x1500]


1. Right - looks like my 10 yr old cousin, if he had boobs
2. Left - big chin
3. Left - because i cannot discern any masculinity at all on the right
4. Left - small boobs for a pageant
5. Left - fatter face
6. Right - very ugly

>Reads answers,
Oh shiat
 
2014-03-18 02:47:23 PM  

Thelyphthoric: Why did they wait?  If you do a GIS for "Thailand mannequin" the answer is plainly clear.


That was both creepier and less sexy than I expected.
 
2014-03-18 02:47:54 PM  
i62.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-18 02:48:05 PM  

impaler: Does anyone have an actual image of the track?


I farkin' knew it, which is why I rarely play those videos.

rkiller1: [i.ebayimg.com image 300x300]
Bangkok, Thailand.


want
 
2014-03-18 02:48:11 PM  

impaler: Does anyone have an actual image of the track?


Yes, the Thai Air Force. But you need to say Please
 
2014-03-18 02:48:22 PM  
My towns only Thai restaurant burned down last month and I didn't find out for like a week, so I get it.
 
2014-03-18 02:48:53 PM  

Uzzah


Eddie Adams from Torrance: So the Thais saw the plane and just said Phuket?

Maybe they had too many other things going on until now. You know, they were all Thai'd up.


Can some shoehorn a "Thai fighter" joke in here? I don't have Thaim.
 
2014-03-18 02:49:37 PM  
The Thai Air Force guy later commented, "Am I being a total jerk? Yes, Siam."
 
2014-03-18 02:49:49 PM  

ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

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2014-03-18 02:49:58 PM  
Mikey1969:

rkiller1: [i.ebayimg.com image 300x300]
Bangkok, Thailand.

Is there supposed to be a 'bonus surprise' under that skirt?


Yes, MH370.
 
2014-03-18 02:51:16 PM  
i86.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-18 02:51:53 PM  

ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

[d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 421x1500]


When I signed up for Fark, I never expected MMMMMMMMMM tranny action, yet here it is.
 
2014-03-18 02:51:59 PM  

Triumph


My towns only Thai restaurant burned down last month and I didn't find out for like a week, so I get it.


The Vietnamese place next door didn't call you?
 
2014-03-18 02:52:45 PM  

smells_like_meat: impaler: Does anyone have an actual image of the track?

[i271.photobucket.com image 266x189]


Anyone have the original of that?
 
2014-03-18 02:53:28 PM  

telejester: Uzzah: Eddie Adams from Torrance: So the Thais saw the plane and just said Phuket?

Maybe they had too many other things going on until now. You know, they were all Thai'd up.

Other things like what?  Bangkok?


Maybe they had to Phi-phi?

/the h is silent
//I Satun that pun for a while
 
2014-03-18 02:53:38 PM  
I've had to stop listening to CNN as their intrepid reporters ask people who have flown airplanes what might have happened to this plane. They end each segment with, "And we'll have much more on the missing Malaysian Airline, right after this." And then they come back to their sorry panel and ask hypothetical questions based on nothing at all.

They really need to spice things up with this non-story. Maybe have the panelists do an interpretive dance of their ideas, or invite Johnny from Airplane to come make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...
 
2014-03-18 02:53:53 PM  

rkiller1: When I signed up for Fark, I never expected MMMMMMMMMM tranny action, yet here it is.


that is the standard excuse for being here.
that and brb
 
2014-03-18 02:57:04 PM  

TrixieDelite: I've had to stop listening to CNN as their intrepid reporters ask people who have flown airplanes what might have happened to this plane. They end each segment with, "And we'll have much more on the missing Malaysian Airline, right after this." And then they come back to their sorry panel and ask hypothetical questions based on nothing at all.

They really need to spice things up with this non-story. Maybe have the panelists do an interpretive dance of their ideas, or invite Johnny from Airplane to come make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...


They have the same guy in the simulator every segment who shows how easy it is to turn off the transponders. "It's this knob right here - just turn it one, two three time to the left - and the transponder is now off."
 
2014-03-18 02:57:32 PM  

Paris1127: telejester: Uzzah: Eddie Adams from Torrance: So the Thais saw the plane and just said Phuket?

Maybe they had too many other things going on until now. You know, they were all Thai'd up.

Other things like what?  Bangkok?

Maybe they had to Phi-phi?

/the h is silent
//I Satun that pun for a while


I think the military was too busy Thai-ing one on.
 
2014-03-18 02:57:37 PM  

SweetSaws: ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

[d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 421x1500]

1. Right - looks like my 10 yr old cousin, if he had boobs
2. Left - big chin
3. Left - because i cannot discern any masculinity at all on the right
4. Left - small boobs for a pageant
5. Left - fatter face
6. Right - very ugly

>Reads answers,
Oh shiat


same here.  i think i just catched teh ghey.
 
2014-03-18 02:58:18 PM  
I won't fly Jetblue any more.
 
2014-03-18 02:59:03 PM  

TrixieDelite


or invite Johnny from Airplane to come make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...


You better sit down...
 
2014-03-18 02:59:32 PM  
this thread is the reason i love fark
 
2014-03-18 03:02:05 PM  
Pretty sure the Thai government has not been a fan of Malaysia lately.  As I understand it Thailand believes Malaysia has been supporting the Islamist insurgency in southern Thailand.  Might have something to do with the delay in giving a shiat.
 
2014-03-18 03:02:58 PM  

SweetSaws: ChipNASA: You guys are just being a bunch of ladyboys about this...

[d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 421x1500]

1. Right - looks like my 10 yr old cousin, if he had boobs
2. Left - big chin
3. Left - because i cannot discern any masculinity at all on the right
4. Left - small boobs for a pageant
5. Left - fatter face
6. Right - very ugly

>Reads answers,
Oh shiat


It ain't Bangpussy...

I am right there with you, brother.  I am never looking for romance in Thailand.
 
GBB
2014-03-18 03:03:24 PM  

Agatha Crispy: TrixieDelite: I've had to stop listening to CNN as their intrepid reporters ask people who have flown airplanes what might have happened to this plane. They end each segment with, "And we'll have much more on the missing Malaysian Airline, right after this." And then they come back to their sorry panel and ask hypothetical questions based on nothing at all.

They really need to spice things up with this non-story. Maybe have the panelists do an interpretive dance of their ideas, or invite Johnny from Airplane to come make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...

They have the same guy in the simulator every segment who shows how easy it is to turn off the transponders. "It's this knob right here - just turn it one, two three time to the left - and the transponder is now off."


Awesome.   Now I know what to do next time.
 
2014-03-18 03:05:36 PM  

TrixieDelite: Paris1127: telejester: Uzzah: Eddie Adams from Torrance: So the Thais saw the plane and just said Phuket?

Maybe they had too many other things going on until now. You know, they were all Thai'd up.

Other things like what?  Bangkok?

Maybe they had to Phi-phi?

/the h is silent
//I Satun that pun for a while

I think the military was too busy Thai-ing one on.


Or going to Bang Sue.
 
2014-03-18 03:08:36 PM  
They were busy in the Poo-Ping Palace.  On the throne.  You know.

I'll just show myself out, shall I?
 
2014-03-18 03:08:45 PM  

Paris1127: I think the military was too busy Thai-ing one on.

Or going to Bang Sue.


Love you long time.
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-18 03:10:14 PM  
img.fark.net
 
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