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(Contact Music)   Texan doctor claims Adele's music will turn you gay, offers special treatments   (contactmusic.com ) divider line
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2587 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 18 Mar 2014 at 2:11 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-18 12:28:07 PM  
Oral sex treatments?
 
2014-03-18 12:34:07 PM  
my coworker played adele all day every day for months after the album came out.  I'm pretty sure I didn't turn gay from it.  I almost went insane, but not gay.
 
2014-03-18 12:34:15 PM  
Not so sure about that...When I hear Fire to the Rain it makes me think of really cute chubby redheads with unnecessarily low self esteem...There's a lot to be said about that particular species.
 
2014-03-18 12:53:50 PM  
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I don't think you needed the sign, buddy.
Kudos for poorly photoshopping yourself onto that street though, instead of actually standing outside with that sign.

/ I bet this guy works for the same parent company as Adele thought.  Smart to create two competing businesses though, one that turns people gay and another that turns them back.  Modern day tale of the Sneetches.
 
2014-03-18 02:03:05 PM  
*sigh*
 
2014-03-18 02:13:40 PM  
Listening to it won't MAKE you gay, but liking means you already are.
 
2014-03-18 02:14:17 PM  
I want to watch that show.
 
2014-03-18 02:14:19 PM  
Adele?  Is he a chrononaut too?
 
2014-03-18 02:15:20 PM  
And Kylie Minogue?
 
2014-03-18 02:16:43 PM  

T.rex: Listening to it won't MAKE you gay, but liking means you already are.


I've never denied my lesbianism.  Plus she makes me feel funny
 
2014-03-18 02:17:45 PM  
His first name is pretty appropriate.
 
2014-03-18 02:18:27 PM  

AirForceVet: Oral sex treatments?


No, I believe it's some kind of oversized suppository.
 
2014-03-18 02:22:12 PM  
Wait til he finds out about Coldplay's new album.
 
2014-03-18 02:23:08 PM  
Meh, I'm straighty mcstraight, and  I like listening to Adele,

And if any pencil necked pussy Texan wants to discuss it face to face, I'm here.
 
2014-03-18 02:26:53 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Not so sure about that...When I hear Fire to the Rain it makes me think of really cute chubby redheads with unnecessarily low self esteem...There's a lot to be said about that particular species.


The best is when cute chubby redheads learn about exercise and become cute fit redheads with fat girl issues.
 
2014-03-18 02:34:41 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: Meh, I'm straighty mcstraight, and  I like listening to Adele,

And if any pencil necked pussy Texan wants to discuss it face to face, I'm here.


I thought Adele's album was a pretty good throwback to more bluesy soulful music. Maybe it was just her raspy voice. Then again, I appreciate just about anything that doesn't sound the the other 98% of the music on the radio these days.
 
2014-03-18 02:34:44 PM  
According to reports in the newspapers today, Smid claims that music by British songstress Adele is very popular with the gay community and encourages homosexuality - asking Jessen to instead listen to Christian music.


Nothing Gay there...

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2014-03-18 02:35:13 PM  
Fire to the Rain was my gay breakup song with my gay boyfriend.  It was a really gay breakup.
/true story
 
2014-03-18 02:39:50 PM  
One more...

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2014-03-18 02:41:44 PM  
Falling asleep and gay are the same thing?
 
2014-03-18 02:45:29 PM  
I look forward to him being charged with fraud, then. Conversion treatments, as in gay to straight, are not supported by the modern medical community. If he tries to put any of these treatments on, say, medicaid or medicare, it's automatically fraud, as those services will only pay for treatments that aren't utter quackery in the eyes of the psychological community.
 
2014-03-18 02:46:11 PM  

Mikey1969: One more...

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This is what happens when the "Lips that touch alcohol shall not touch ours" broads are allowed to breed
 
2014-03-18 02:46:23 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: The best is when cute chubby redheads learn about exercise and become cute fit redheads with fat girl issues.


Either or, I'm good.
 
2014-03-18 02:46:50 PM  

Mikey1969: One more...

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I think the B52's and these gals went to the same beauty shop.  Come to think of it, that looks like the three guys from the B52's in drag.
 
2014-03-18 02:47:48 PM  

ManateeGag: my coworker played adele all day every day for months after the album came out.  I'm pretty sure I didn't turn gay from it.  I almost went insane, but not gay.


Yes, my daughters listened to her a lot there for a long time, didn't turn them gay either. Or me from second-hand-listening, for that matter.
 
2014-03-18 02:51:10 PM  
I'm confused. TFA says that the dude who the documentary guy meets with who claims Adele will turn you gay is somebody named John Smid. Reason I'm confused is that there   was a guy who did ex-gay therapy named John Smid but he got out of the ex-gay business a few years ago after realizing all the damage he did and apologized for everything. Are there multiple guys by that name in the ex-gay racket?
 
2014-03-18 03:04:21 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: Dancin_In_Anson: Not so sure about that...When I hear Fire to the Rain it makes me think of really cute chubby redheads with unnecessarily low self esteem...There's a lot to be said about that particular species.

The best is when cute chubby redheads learn about exercise and become cute fit redheads with fat girl issues.


Isn't this all we need for this to become a redhead thread?
 
2014-03-18 03:07:44 PM  

Stinkbeard: Crotchrocket Slim: Dancin_In_Anson: Not so sure about that...When I hear Fire to the Rain it makes me think of really cute chubby redheads with unnecessarily low self esteem...There's a lot to be said about that particular species.

The best is when cute chubby redheads learn about exercise and become cute fit redheads with fat girl issues.

Isn't this all we need for this to become a redhead thread?


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2014-03-18 03:08:55 PM  
Listening to Adele wont make you gay, but looking at her will.
 
2014-03-18 03:13:02 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: And Kylie Minogue?


Of cause. Also watching gifs of models walking
 
2014-03-18 03:18:09 PM  

serial_crusher: [images.contactmusic.com image 636x380]
I don't think you needed the sign, buddy.
Kudos for poorly photoshopping yourself onto that street though, instead of actually standing outside with that sign.

/ I bet this guy works for the same parent company as Adele thought.  Smart to create two competing businesses though, one that turns people gay and another that turns them back.  Modern day tale of the Sneetches.


I had the same thought, but that is NOT the doctor who claims Adele's music will turn you gay. That's the openly gay host of the show that will feature (and surely ridicule) the "gay is a disease caused by Adele" guy.
 
2014-03-18 03:22:28 PM  
Smid claims that music by British songstress Adele is very popular with the gay community and encourages homosexuality - asking Jessen to instead listen to Christian music.

This just in, listening to Christian music will make you insane
 
2014-03-18 03:29:35 PM  
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Real men do not dance!

Now repeat after me; What a fabulous window treatment
 
2014-03-18 03:29:57 PM  

Bermuda59: Smid claims that music by British songstress Adele is very popular with the gay community and encourages homosexuality - asking Jessen to instead listen to Christian music.

This just in, listening to Christian music will make you insane


This!
 
2014-03-18 03:36:19 PM  

Stinkbeard: Crotchrocket Slim: Dancin_In_Anson: Not so sure about that...When I hear Fire to the Rain it makes me think of really cute chubby redheads with unnecessarily low self esteem...There's a lot to be said about that particular species.

The best is when cute chubby redheads learn about exercise and become cute fit redheads with fat girl issues.

Isn't this all we need for this to become a redhead thread?


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2014-03-18 03:38:25 PM  

SpectroBoy: [i1.ytimg.com image 850x478]

Real men do not dance!

Now repeat after me; What a fabulous window treatment


That was a trick!

Think about John Wayne, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold doesn't dance, he can barely walk!
 
2014-03-18 03:40:19 PM  
I am gay but I don't care for her music. Does that mean I'm aurally straight?
 
2014-03-18 03:43:40 PM  
Sounds like someone's been Rollin' In The Derp.
 
2014-03-18 03:43:41 PM  

Mikey1969: One more...

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Someone actually dug up the history of that group.
 
2014-03-18 03:44:17 PM  
Cure me I'm flaccid.

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2014-03-18 03:47:58 PM  

neversubmit: I am gay but I don't care for her music. Does that mean I'm aurally straight?


Maybe just bi-aural curious.
 
2014-03-18 04:09:31 PM  

Stinkbeard: Crotchrocket Slim: Dancin_In_Anson: Not so sure about that...When I hear Fire to the Rain it makes me think of really cute chubby redheads with unnecessarily low self esteem...There's a lot to be said about that particular species.

The best is when cute chubby redheads learn about exercise and become cute fit redheads with fat girl issues.

Isn't this all we need for this to become a redhead thread?


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2014-03-18 04:11:49 PM  

SpectroBoy: Stinkbeard: Crotchrocket Slim: Dancin_In_Anson: Not so sure about that...When I hear Fire to the Rain it makes me think of really cute chubby redheads with unnecessarily low self esteem...There's a lot to be said about that particular species.

The best is when cute chubby redheads learn about exercise and become cute fit redheads with fat girl issues.

Isn't this all we need for this to become a redhead thread?

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Approved!
 
2014-03-18 04:12:58 PM  

Prophet of Loss: Stinkbeard: Crotchrocket Slim: Dancin_In_Anson: Not so sure about that...When I hear Fire to the Rain it makes me think of really cute chubby redheads with unnecessarily low self esteem...There's a lot to be said about that particular species.

The best is when cute chubby redheads learn about exercise and become cute fit redheads with fat girl issues.

Isn't this all we need for this to become a redhead thread?

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Rejected!

/gay or strait that's just wrong.
 
2014-03-18 05:10:41 PM  

scotchcrotch: Listening to Adele wont make you gay, but looking at her will.


Are you saying that you're a woman and you are attracted to her? Or are you saying that you're a man and looking at her reminds you that you're attracted to other men?
 
2014-03-18 05:44:31 PM  
 
2014-03-18 06:22:50 PM  
This is the gayest video that wasn't actually a gay porno I can recall.

It's like a Pride Day float for your ears!
 
2014-03-18 06:34:08 PM  

Valiente: This is the gayest video that wasn't actually a gay porno I can recall.

It's like a Pride Day float for your ears!


Link
 
2014-03-18 06:56:21 PM  

Valiente: This is the gayest video that wasn't actually a gay porno I can recall.


I expected Billy Squier's "Rock Me Tonight".
 
2014-03-18 08:52:47 PM  

Dragonflew: Valiente: This is the gayest video that wasn't actually a gay porno I can recall.

I expected Billy Squier's "Rock Me Tonight".


It killed his career. Why the hell anyone in his management group thought it was a good idea for him to impersonate Jennifer Beals is beyond me.
 
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