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(The Times of India)   Seamen spilled near Lesbos   (timesofindia.indiatimes.com ) divider line
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2014-03-18 11:25:20 AM  
They were trying to find the mythical city of Clitoris. I mean Atlantis. Atlantis.

/i don't think it exists
 
2014-03-18 12:12:32 PM  
Does anyone have a turkey baster?
 
2014-03-18 12:57:23 PM  
Bravo, subster.

HotW
 
2014-03-18 01:08:21 PM  
Outstanding Subby!
 
2014-03-18 01:08:59 PM  
Not likely
 
2014-03-18 01:09:29 PM  
FTFA, included some underage seamen too.
 
2014-03-18 01:10:02 PM  
explosm.net
 
2014-03-18 01:10:41 PM  
I'm betting there's some rich crazy billionaire supervillain snarky douche who would use his secret submarine to sink this boat just to submit this headline. I know I would.
 
2014-03-18 01:10:46 PM  
+1, subby.
 
2014-03-18 01:12:56 PM  
Sorry, I can't help myself. I catch sight of that wonderful island, and my hull springs a leak, then it starts going down, and suddenly my seamen are floating all over in the water.
 
2014-03-18 01:13:06 PM  
HOTY. I'm calling it now. Shut this thing down.
 
2014-03-18 01:16:01 PM  
I guess this means they added "Blue Is The Warmest Color" to Netflix in Greece too.
 
2014-03-18 01:16:14 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Does anyone have a turkey baster?


OMG... I came here say this. But I should not be shocked by this. It's Fark!

*internet high five*
 
2014-03-18 01:16:30 PM  
www.kyru.net
 
2014-03-18 01:16:55 PM  
When I signed up for Fark, I never expected MMMMMMMmmFF erotica, yet here it is.
 
2014-03-18 01:17:13 PM  

cgraves67: Sorry, I can't help myself. I catch sight of that wonderful island, and my hull springs a leak, then it starts going down, and suddenly my seamen are floating all over in the water.


And crashing on to the biatch.
 
2014-03-18 01:19:44 PM  
Subby, that headline called for an ejaculation.


"Seamen spilled near Lesbos!"

FTFY
 
2014-03-18 01:20:15 PM  

bdub77: They were trying to find the mythical city of Clitoris. I mean Atlantis. Atlantis.

/i don't think it exists


I don't think it exists either. I am also guessing that Atlantis doesn't exist.
 
2014-03-18 01:21:45 PM  
Subby just won one internet. Here you go, don't lose it.

i61.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-18 01:23:26 PM  
This is oh so beautifully wrong. Well done subby.
 
2014-03-18 01:23:36 PM  
i1136.photobucket.com

"Semen you say?"
 
2014-03-18 01:24:57 PM  
HOTY candidate.

www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-03-18 01:24:59 PM  

bdub77: /i don't think it exists


Way down, Below the ocean.
 
2014-03-18 01:27:00 PM  

danielscissorhands: bdub77: They were trying to find the mythical city of Clitoris. I mean Atlantis. Atlantis.

/i don't think it exists

I don't think it exists either. I am also guessing that Atlantis doesn't exist.


I wasn't going to bring it up, but I found your wife's and your momma's last night.  At the same time as they found mine.

/too easy
 
2014-03-18 01:28:41 PM  
+1 Subby...very well done.
 
2014-03-18 01:28:55 PM  

elgrancerdo: danielscissorhands: bdub77: They were trying to find the mythical city of Clitoris. I mean Atlantis. Atlantis.

/i don't think it exists

I don't think it exists either. I am also guessing that Atlantis doesn't exist.

I wasn't going to bring it up, but I found your wife's and your momma's last night.  At the same time as they found mine.

/too easy


Sis?
 
2014-03-18 01:30:15 PM  

elgrancerdo: danielscissorhands: bdub77: They were trying to find the mythical city of Clitoris. I mean Atlantis. Atlantis.

/i don't think it exists

I don't think it exists either. I am also guessing that Atlantis doesn't exist.

I wasn't going to bring it up, but I found your wife's and your momma's last night.  At the same time as they found mine.

/too easy


So there are three Atlantises?

My favorite is the one who thinks she knows what that word means, but she doesn't.

img600.imageshack.us
 
2014-03-18 01:30:20 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-18 01:30:58 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-18 01:33:49 PM  
I think women and semen don't mix.
i.imgur.com
We know what you think.
 
2014-03-18 01:37:15 PM  

AngryDragon: Not likely


Depends on whether or not they let you in the room to watch.
 
2014-03-18 01:40:27 PM  
Have to get in on the subby love. That headline is hilarious.
 
2014-03-18 01:43:46 PM  

rkiller1: When I signed up for Fark, I never expected MMMMMMMmmFF erotica, yet here it is.


9 guys and two women? Sounds like a Gang bang.
 
2014-03-18 01:44:27 PM  
Were they scissoring or something?
 
2014-03-18 01:59:17 PM  
Fark is not your personal erotica site.
/where's kwame?
// early contender for HOTY
 
2014-03-18 02:00:59 PM  
HOTY candidate!!
 
2014-03-18 02:02:08 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Does anyone have a turkey baster?


Yeah, but it's shaped like Jodie Fosters fist.
 
2014-03-18 02:28:25 PM  
Winner, subby. Winner
 
2014-03-18 02:28:35 PM  
I suppose March 18th is not too early to be trying for headline of the year...
 
2014-03-18 02:31:13 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

Fine work subs.
 
2014-03-18 02:33:53 PM  
Well done, subby. HOTY candidate for sure.

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-18 02:34:50 PM  

elgrancerdo: danielscissorhands: bdub77: They were trying to find the mythical city of Clitoris. I mean Atlantis. Atlantis.

/i don't think it exists

I don't think it exists either. I am also guessing that Atlantis doesn't exist.

I wasn't going to bring it up, but I found your wife's and your momma's last night.  At the same time as they found mine.

/too easy


That is a very strange coincidence.

I also found my mother's clitoris last night!
 
2014-03-18 03:05:53 PM  

danielscissorhands: elgrancerdo: danielscissorhands: bdub77: They were trying to find the mythical city of Clitoris. I mean Atlantis. Atlantis.

/i don't think it exists

I don't think it exists either. I am also guessing that Atlantis doesn't exist.

I wasn't going to bring it up, but I found your wife's and your momma's last night.  At the same time as they found mine.

/too easy

That is a very strange coincidence.

I also found my mother's clitoris last night!


Finally got around to checking the urn you got from the funeral home, eh?

/i got the rest here if you want it
 
2014-03-18 03:20:47 PM  

Banned on the Run: Bravo, subster.

HotW


Agreed. One of the best headlines so far this year.
 
2014-03-18 03:32:31 PM  

MBooda: danielscissorhands: elgrancerdo: danielscissorhands: bdub77: They were trying to find the mythical city of Clitoris. I mean Atlantis. Atlantis.

/i don't think it exists

I don't think it exists either. I am also guessing that Atlantis doesn't exist.

I wasn't going to bring it up, but I found your wife's and your momma's last night.  At the same time as they found mine.

/too easy

That is a very strange coincidence.

I also found my mother's clitoris last night!

Finally got around to checking the urn you got from the funeral home, eh?

/i got the rest here if you want it


No, fortunately it was just before we cremated her!

/eeew!
//mom's not dead yet (touch wood)
///not that kind of wood
 
2014-03-18 03:37:48 PM  

jst3p: Outstanding Subby!


Definite headline contestant
 
2014-03-18 04:44:11 PM  
/bows

Heard this on the news this morning and swore I wouldn't have been the first to come up with this.  Sometimes you win, I guess.
 
2014-03-18 04:49:00 PM  
Strange. I hear this doesn't happen very often.
 
2014-03-18 05:51:22 PM  
Just dropping by to mention that subby is awesome... has this been covered yet?
 
2014-03-18 10:20:36 PM  
i.imgur.com

A thing of beauty, Subby.
 
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