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2014-03-18 09:57:41 AM
George Bailey unavailable for comment.
 
2014-03-18 10:35:41 AM
And triangle man hates particle man.
 
2014-03-18 11:02:57 AM

xanadian: And triangle man hates particle man.


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2014-03-18 11:08:13 AM
How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge you gotta drown
Like London London London you gotta drown
Like London London London be going down like
 
2014-03-18 11:37:49 AM

zamboni: George Bailey unavailable for comment.


And I'll see myself out.
 
2014-03-18 11:44:33 AM

zamboni: George Bailey unavailable for comment.


And we're done here.
 
2014-03-18 11:47:45 AM
Hold on, hold on tightly.
 
2014-03-18 11:47:56 AM

bdub77: xanadian: And triangle man hates particle man.

*shakes tiny fist*


Dogdamnitsomuch!

Subby should have known better too.
 
2014-03-18 11:50:16 AM
Came for the done in one, pleasantly surprised with two too.
 
2014-03-18 11:50:52 AM
When he's underwater, does he get wet?  Or does the water get him instead?
 
2014-03-18 11:52:23 AM
Dude, seriously.  How you gonna commit suicide from this bridge?

www.gapyear.com

That's about half as high as the bridge we used to jump off for sport when I was a kid.
 
2014-03-18 11:54:30 AM
That's the most depressing suicide attempt I've heard in a while. Both of those people must resent the other so hard.
 
2014-03-18 11:56:53 AM

The Southern Dandy: Dude, seriously.  How you gonna commit suicide from this bridge?

[www.gapyear.com image 598x390]

That's about half as high as the bridge we used to jump off for sport when I was a kid.


Drownded to def.
 
2014-03-18 11:57:26 AM
John Bubber says we're all heroes....if you catch us at the right moment. Unnamed man said to be irate about missing a shoe.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-18 11:59:15 AM
I remember, don't worry - how could I ever forget?
 
2014-03-18 11:59:53 AM

dragonchild: When he's underwater, does he get wet?  Or does the water get him instead?


Nobody knows.
 
2014-03-18 12:00:48 PM

zamboni: George Bailey unavailable for comment.


Missed opportunity for a great headline.
 
2014-03-18 12:03:56 PM
That's some coincidence. I wonder how many people drown in the Thames and go unnoticed.
 
2014-03-18 12:08:11 PM
"gapyear.com" ?

Is there a larger monument to hipster douchebaggery?
 
2014-03-18 12:12:06 PM
Came 

zamboni: George Bailey unavailable for comment.


Came to say this, was beaten to the punch, but can still add:citypaper.com

/Hot, unlike George and Clarence
 
2014-03-18 12:12:37 PM

zamboni: George Bailey unavailable for comment.


p.imgci.com
 
2014-03-18 12:20:23 PM
I smell a Lifetime movie....
 
2014-03-18 12:22:52 PM
Music of Aimee Mann heard in the background.
 
2014-03-18 12:29:01 PM

The Southern Dandy: Dude, seriously.  How you gonna commit suicide from this bridge?

[www.gapyear.com image 598x390]

That's about half as high as the bridge we used to jump off for sport when I was a kid.


Came to say this.
 
2014-03-18 12:36:44 PM

The Southern Dandy: Dude, seriously.  How you gonna commit suicide from this bridge?

[www.gapyear.com image 598x390]

That's about half as high as the bridge we used to jump off for sport when I was a kid.


Well given that the other guy in the water was about to die from hypothermia, I'm going to go with "easily". Though not "quickly".
 
2014-03-18 12:37:21 PM

Nick Nostril: Drownded to def.


Come on, man... at least get ONE word correct.
 
2014-03-18 12:47:58 PM

Dragonflew: Nick Nostril: Drownded to def.

Come on, man... at least get ONE word correct.


He did! He could have said, "Drownded too def." :-)
 
2014-03-18 12:52:22 PM

zamboni: George Bailey unavailable for comment.


Should have been in the headline.

/we would have also accepted "This is not a repeat from 1946"
 
2014-03-18 12:53:17 PM

Dragonflew: Nick Nostril: Drownded to def.

Come on, man... at least get ONE word correct.


to?
 
2014-03-18 12:54:42 PM

probesport: I remember, don't worry - how could I ever forget?


The hurt doesn't show; but the pain still grows.
It's no stranger to you and me.
 
2014-03-18 12:56:09 PM

zamboni: George Bailey unavailable for comment.


Done in one.
 
2014-03-18 12:57:59 PM
Usually kind to drowning man, suicide man
they team up, they gonna whup
Florida Man
 
2014-03-18 12:58:29 PM
That was a wash.
 
2014-03-18 01:00:35 PM
he was apologetic and wasn't sure who he was or how he came to be in the river.

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that alcohol may have been involved.
 
2014-03-18 01:01:50 PM
"indirectly saving the life "

aww, and here i was about to say "  See, his life WAS good for something"  he didnt even spot the guy, let alone save him.

/from the headline i thought he took a quick time out to rescue someone.
 
2014-03-18 01:09:00 PM

The Southern Dandy: Dude, seriously.  How you gonna commit suicide from this bridge?

[www.gapyear.com image 598x390]

That's about half as high as the bridge we used to jump off for sport when I was a kid.


Maybe his plan was to aim for the drowning guy?

Oh, and...

upload.wikimedia.org
/Also unavailable for comment.
 
2014-03-18 01:09:38 PM

The_Hairy_Gooch: Dragonflew: Nick Nostril: Drownded to def.

Come on, man... at least get ONE word correct.

to?


Ah, I thought he was trying to say "Drowned too, definitely."

Now I have NO idea what he was trying to say.
 
2014-03-18 01:14:45 PM
Man, imagine if he had jumped and they rescued the other guy thinking it was the jumper and didn't realize there was another dude floating away downstream.  Everyone would have left the scene successful.
 
2014-03-18 01:18:16 PM
zamboni: George Bailey unavailable for comment.

boyofd: Came to say this, was beaten to the punch, but can still add:
[George and Clarence]


I can do that too...

media.salon.com
 
2014-03-18 01:22:08 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: The Southern Dandy: Dude, seriously.  How you gonna commit suicide from this bridge?

[www.gapyear.com image 598x390]

That's about half as high as the bridge we used to jump off for sport when I was a kid.

Maybe his plan was to aim for the drowning guy?

Oh, and...

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x220]
/Also unavailable for comment.


ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2014-03-18 01:23:45 PM

The Southern Dandy: Dude, seriously.  How you gonna commit suicide from this bridge?

[www.gapyear.com image 598x390]

That's about half as high as the bridge we used to jump off for sport when I was a kid.


It's not the jump from the bridge that will kill you, it's the River Thames ^^
 
2014-03-18 01:31:37 PM
YADIO (Yet Another Done In One).


boyofd: Came  zamboni: George Bailey unavailable for comment.

Came to say this, was beaten to the punch, but can still add:[citypaper.com image 804x1003]

/Hot, unlike George and Clarence



Uh, you old time Farkers do know that images are Farkomatically cached these days, right?  No hot links.  Your image, for example, lives at http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/X/XB/fark_XBGlB8ruDBGDgeOUD9b1U3 A rJKc.jpg?t=HIN_gZTT6M8VidtbCfv7Lg&f=1395633600
 
2014-03-18 01:41:34 PM

Far Cough: YADIO (Yet Another Done In One).


boyofd: Came  zamboni: George Bailey unavailable for comment.

Came to say this, was beaten to the punch, but can still add:[citypaper.com image 804x1003]

/Hot, unlike George and Clarence


Uh, you old time Farkers do know that images are Farkomatically cached these days, right?  No hot links.  Your image, for example, lives at http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/X/XB/fark_XBGlB8ruDBGDgeOUD9b1U3 A rJKc.jpg?t=HIN_gZTT6M8VidtbCfv7Lg&f=1395633600


Sorry.  I did it for the sake of tradition anyway.
 
2014-03-18 01:49:54 PM

The Southern Dandy: Dude, seriously.  How you gonna commit suicide from this bridge?

[www.gapyear.com image 598x390]

That's about half as high as the bridge we used to jump off for sport when I was a kid.


Pretty much what I was thinking.  Man, now I have that song stuck in my head...
"Wish you would step back fro that ledge my friend"
 
2014-03-18 01:57:41 PM
I thought the London Bridge was in Arizona.
 
2014-03-18 01:58:35 PM

gu1tarjohn: The Southern Dandy: Dude, seriously.  How you gonna commit suicide from this bridge?

[www.gapyear.com image 598x390]

That's about half as high as the bridge we used to jump off for sport when I was a kid.

Pretty much what I was thinking.  Man, now I have that song stuck in my head...
"Wish you would step back fro that ledge my friend"


Jumper.  great hook that makes you wanna make it past the bridge just to hear it again.
 
2014-03-18 02:25:43 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-18 02:39:24 PM

Grumpy Cat: Hold on, hold on tightly.


OMG!

I came here to make the same, potentially-obscure-to-younger folks reference.

/now I got brushes and a snare drum in my head...
 
2014-03-18 03:53:39 PM
Obscure?

images.static-bluray.com
 
2014-03-18 05:06:59 PM

gu1tarjohn: The Southern Dandy: Dude, seriously.  How you gonna commit suicide from this bridge?

[www.gapyear.com image 598x390]

That's about half as high as the bridge we used to jump off for sport when I was a kid.

Pretty much what I was thinking.  Man, now I have that song stuck in my head...
"Wish you would step back fro that ledge my friend"


Yep. There are 466 bridges here in Pgh. Most are higher than the pic but the only ones you could commit suicide from are the ones running over land, otherwise you just have a lot of broken bones or are possibly in a coma if you went head first. We jumped off a lot of them as kids, too.

Unless you land on a barge, that is.
 
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