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(Daily Mail)   If you ask a woman if she likes the taste of beer and she does, there's a 30 percent chance she'll have sex with you. Here comes the behavioural science   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 29
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2014-03-18 10:26:30 AM  
Especially if you ask her whether or not she can taste the roofies in the beer.
 
2014-03-18 10:37:14 AM  
She has or like the taste enough to consume a quantity sufficient to result in her thinking that banging me is a good idea.

But not so much as to yak on my schwantz during the opening ceremonies.

It is kind of a delicate balance.
 
2014-03-18 10:39:49 AM  
Do you like gladiator movies?
 
2014-03-18 10:49:05 AM  

bronyaur1: She has or like the taste enough to consume a quantity sufficient to result in her thinking that banging me is a good idea.

But not so much as to yak on my schwantz during the opening ceremonies.

It is kind of a delicate balance.


Meh.  That's not a show stopper for me.
 
2014-03-18 11:28:58 AM  
It's how I met my wife.   Octoberfest
 
2014-03-18 11:30:47 AM  
This explains why Mrs. HighTechHick drinks Coors Light........
 
2014-03-18 11:30:52 AM  
My wife hates beer. She still has sex with me.
 
2014-03-18 11:34:54 AM  
Does this rag smell funny to you?
 
2014-03-18 11:37:24 AM  

Kevin Lomax: My wife hates beer. She still has sex with me.


Good for you, because if she liked it, there is a 30% chance she would have sex with me too.

At least that is how I read the headline.
 
2014-03-18 11:40:21 AM  
If she likes beer there's a 70% chance she won't have sex with me? Those aren't good odds, and explains a lot :(
 
2014-03-18 11:48:06 AM  
If this is her brand, there is a 99% chance she will have sex with you.

fandbnews.com
 
2014-03-18 12:02:13 PM  

Kevin Lomax: My wife hates beer. She still has sex with me.


And I am the complete opposite.
 
2014-03-18 12:15:46 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Especially if you ask her whether or not she can taste the roofies in the beer.


Or if you ask her if this cloth smells like chloroform.
 
2014-03-18 12:17:07 PM  
Do people still go to bars to pick up women? I'm either getting too old or becoming a hermit
 
2014-03-18 12:23:08 PM  
For a 100% chance: Does this rag smell like chloroform?
 
2014-03-18 12:41:47 PM  
"behavioral science" for those who didn't want a career as dowsers, chiropractors, or the sound ducks make.
 
2014-03-18 12:43:40 PM  
Subby fails -- there's a 30% increased chance she'll sleep with you, not 30%.

Which for subby, 30% increase over zero is still zero.
 
2014-03-18 12:47:07 PM  

JolobinSmokin: It's how I met my wife.   Octoberfest


Me too!


www.peoriagermans.net


/in an alternate universe

 
2014-03-18 12:52:10 PM  

Banned on the Run: JolobinSmokin: It's how I met my wife.   Octoberfest

Me too!

/in an alternate universe


Lol, I actually did. Pretty Mexican girl at octoberfest in Tulsa.

Best octoberfest outside of Germany. Prost!

/I just did some genealogy and found out I'm German and Swiss on one branch, so it means more to me now. Csb
 
2014-03-18 02:03:23 PM  
My wife very seldom likes the beer I'm drinking.  What does this mean?
 
2014-03-18 03:09:45 PM  
I usually watch for the ones throwing back shots of Crown.
 
2014-03-18 03:41:29 PM  
That explains why I only have a 30% shot at having sex with my wife every day, and only after a few beers.
 
2014-03-18 04:12:14 PM  

CalvinMorallis: My wife very seldom likes the beer I'm drinking.  What does this mean?


It means that your wife has taste but then it get into a logic loop because she is also with you.
 
2014-03-18 04:57:25 PM  

DonWrite: For a 100% chance: Does this rag smell like chloroform?


HMS_Blinkin:  Or if you ask her if this cloth smells like chloroform.

exparrot: Does this rag smell funny to you?



FAIL
 
2014-03-18 05:43:31 PM  

DubyaHater: Do people still go to bars to pick up women? I'm either getting too old or becoming a hermit


Yes, but picking up women in a bar scene gets old and you're not missing anything.  I found that the museums in my city have Imax Booze nights where there is live music, booze (of course) and different kinds of women than you would meet in a bar.

I'd advise you to go to one of those places.  It feels different to pick up women while discussing dinosaur bones, and you're both tipsy and silly, versus any scenario in a bar.
 
2014-03-18 05:45:20 PM  
"If she smokes, she pokes." has like a greater than 75% success rate.
 
2014-03-18 06:52:53 PM  

child_god: "If she smokes, she pokes." has like a greater than 75% success rate.


It at least shows a strong oral fixation right off of the bat.  Nice to know.

ReverendJynxed: I usually watch for the ones throwing back shots of Crown.


There's nothing like the woman who unashamedly orders whiskey.  No foo foo bullshiat, and she can appreciate the rich flavors of congeners in brown liquor.  It shows a rough and ready sophistication.  Sexy tomboy, in a good way.
 
2014-03-18 09:42:58 PM  
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