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(WFTV Orlando)   Hell hath no flurry? Woman allegedly set car on fire after man refused to buy her a McFlurry   (wftv.com ) divider line
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2014-03-18 09:06:45 AM  
She sounds fat.
 
2014-03-18 09:17:18 AM  

Sybarite: She sounds fat.


And angry.
 
2014-03-18 09:34:14 AM  
Proving that she was not worthy of a McFlurry.
 
2014-03-18 09:51:50 AM  
Why are the crazy ones always hot?
 
2014-03-18 10:14:14 AM  
Whatever happened to "don't ride with a mad woman?"
 
2014-03-18 10:31:04 AM  
WFTV is working to gather more information on whether the woman was caught and if she will face charges.

Because first we have to figure if she really deserved the 2nd rate treat or not.
 
2014-03-18 10:35:02 AM  
I bet she is a demon in the sack. A fat angry demon.
 
2014-03-18 10:35:18 AM  
A Cadillac? nothing of value was lost.
 
2014-03-18 10:36:20 AM  
What a McB*tch!
 
2014-03-18 10:40:10 AM  
I'm no social expert, but I'm going to assume that there was something more going on in this relationship than just the abundance of fast food.

Seriously, that's a poor man's Blizzard you're using as a reason for violence.
 
2014-03-18 10:41:33 AM  
In my marriage, we refer to this as "grumpy hungry".  It tends to occur periodically, more or less on a monthly basis.
 
2014-03-18 10:43:10 AM  
this proves just how hot mcdonald's coffee and apple pies can get. oh, wrong thread.
 
2014-03-18 10:50:46 AM  
FTFA:   One witness said she saw her pour alcohol and gasoline on the man's car, light it on fire, and then run off.

How were gasoline and alcohol so readily available?  Doesn't make sense, really.
 
2014-03-18 10:51:39 AM  
...and set off for Take No shiat Land with her band of caballeros?
 
2014-03-18 10:54:32 AM  
Elisa, Elisa, La Viuda Negra!

i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-18 11:00:31 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-18 11:10:04 AM  
I am pretty sure my wife would, in fact, set my car on fire.   Or possibly outright stab me if I were to NOT stop for a Turtle Ice Cream/waffle cone when requested.


/yes fat
//yes hormonal
///yes be carefull
 
2014-03-18 11:11:05 AM  
McFlurry:  When you kinda want a Blizzard, but don't feel like driving the extra two miles to get one.

As for this woman's fat potential, I'd say it's low.  She was able to set a car on fire, and run off.  A fat chick would have given up halfway through pouring gasoline on the car and stepped back inside for the 2/$1 apple pies.
 
2014-03-18 11:14:02 AM  

Cold_Sassy: FTFA:   One witness said she saw her pour alcohol and gasoline on the man's car, light it on fire, and then run off.

How were gasoline and alcohol so readily available?  Doesn't make sense, really.


Who the hell calls a Mcdonalds employee a waitress?
 
2014-03-18 11:17:24 AM  

rjakobi: I'm no social expert, but I'm going to assume that there was something more going on in this relationship than just the abundance of fast food.

Seriously, that's a poor man's Blizzard you're using as a reason for violence.


I'd say third rate, the Sonic Blast is also ahead.
 
2014-03-18 11:17:37 AM  
Why wouldn't she face charges? Is it legal now to be mad and set things on fire?
 
2014-03-18 11:19:12 AM  

soupafi: Why wouldn't she face charges? Is it legal now to be mad and set things on fire?


Gender inequality
 
2014-03-18 11:23:39 AM  

soupafi: Why wouldn't she face charges? Is it legal now to be mad and set things on fire?


She might be hot. We don't know yet.
 
2014-03-18 11:24:30 AM  
Anyone else do a double take on the call letters of the station?
 
2014-03-18 11:24:49 AM  

JohnnyCanuck: soupafi: Why wouldn't she face charges? Is it legal now to be mad and set things on fire?

She might be hot. We don't know yet.


Probably white then.
 
2014-03-18 11:26:40 AM  
There is something uniquely American, if not Floridian, about this story.
 
2014-03-18 11:28:18 AM  
I think the station will soon need to rebrand as WTFV.
 
2014-03-18 11:28:20 AM  

strobis48z4: Anyone else do a double take on the call letters of the station?


Glad I was not the only one.
 
2014-03-18 11:28:55 AM  

kroonermanblack: Cold_Sassy: FTFA:   One witness said she saw her pour alcohol and gasoline on the man's car, light it on fire, and then run off.

How were gasoline and alcohol so readily available?  Doesn't make sense, really.

Who the hell calls a Mcdonalds employee a waitress?


Waitress/Witness = Potato/Po-tah-to.  I'll be you were out late last night ;)
 
2014-03-18 11:31:29 AM  

kroonermanblack: Cold_Sassy: FTFA:   One witness said she saw her pour alcohol and gasoline on the man's car, light it on fire, and then run off.

How were gasoline and alcohol so readily available?  Doesn't make sense, really.

Who the hell calls a Mcdonalds employee a waitress?


Nobody does? The word you are looking at is "witness".
 
2014-03-18 11:44:23 AM  

minoridiot: In my marriage, we refer to this as "grumpy hungry".  It tends to occur periodically, more or less on a monthly basis.


We call it hangry. My wife doesn't so much get like that (although she can get snippy sometimes when she's tired and hungry) her sister is REALLY bad at this. I just want to throw candy bars at her when she's with us and starts getting whiny and mad over stupid little things.
 
2014-03-18 12:06:47 PM  
"That time of the month"
 
2014-03-18 12:07:13 PM  

soupafi: Why wouldn't she face charges? Is it legal now to be mad and set things on fire?


Possibly.
cdn0.nflximg.net
 
2014-03-18 08:30:57 PM  
One more time...never stick pee-pee in cra-cra
 
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