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(Headline News TV)   Lucky Charms are 50 years old. The marshmallow pieces still have a half-life of another 75 years   (hlntv.com) divider line 42
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2014-03-18 08:44:39 AM  
Lucky the Leprechaun is tragically malicious.
 
2014-03-18 09:18:41 AM  
We made Lucky Charms Treats for my son's class yesterday.  To say that they were better than Rice Krispie Treats is a vast understatement.
 
2014-03-18 09:22:36 AM  
Still waiting to find out who Number 2 works for.
 
2014-03-18 09:38:35 AM  
It's Diabetically Delicious!
 
2014-03-18 10:16:05 AM  
Lucky charms are almost as vile as cinnamon toast crunch.
 
2014-03-18 10:16:13 AM  
Dehydrated marshmallows are like crack.
 
2014-03-18 10:16:47 AM  
www.transatlanticallyspeaking.com

Why does everyone laugh when I say that?
 
2014-03-18 10:16:51 AM  
What do you a call a thief with skin lesions and other symptoms?


A leper con.


/turrible
 
2014-03-18 10:18:22 AM  

busy chillin': What do you a call a thief with skin lesions and other symptoms?


A leper con.


/turrible



img1.wikia.nocookie.net

LEPER KHAN!
 
2014-03-18 10:22:53 AM  
Of course cnn.com considers this one of the top news stories of the day.
 
2014-03-18 10:27:54 AM  
Jesus, I'm the same age as Lucky Charms.
 
2014-03-18 10:28:00 AM  
Anyone who watched Rick and Morty last night is chuckling right now.

"No! Get away from me! Get away from me! Don't take my Strawberry Smiggles! Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ, it hurts! My entrails are out! Why would you even wanna eat these? Th-th-they're soaked with my stomach acid! Oh, Jesus Christ! Lord Savior and, and spirits, save me! Take me to the light! Oh my God, I see demons! I see demons are coming!"
 
2014-03-18 10:34:15 AM  
that was my favorite growing up.  I remember having a bowl of it a few years ago and I couldn't finish it, too much sugar

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2014-03-18 10:42:41 AM  
Ah yes, the cereal that turns my shiats green.
 
2014-03-18 10:45:26 AM  
What are they up to now, about 18 different kinds of marshmallows?

/can still remember when there were only 4
 
2014-03-18 10:52:15 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: What are they up to now, about 18 different kinds of marshmallows?

/can still remember when there were only 4


I think when I was a kid it was 4 or 5 then they had a big thing about adding the purple horseshoe.

You can buy packs of dehydrated marshmallows  so you can add more to your cereal.
 
2014-03-18 10:54:35 AM  
What a good omen looks like:

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-18 11:05:26 AM  
Lucky Charms are disgusting. I gave them to my then four-year-old, and he said, "Why would you give me this?"

Now Count Chocula, that's a cereal.
 
2014-03-18 11:10:05 AM  
FTFA: Almost half of all Lucky Charms are consumed by adults

I'm frankly surprised it's that low.

/loves me some lucky charms
 
2014-03-18 11:15:57 AM  
img.fark.net

Can someone please slap a green hat on this jaunty fat man?
 
2014-03-18 11:20:50 AM  

lockers: Lucky charms are almost as vile as cinnamon toast crunch.


I hate you.
 
2014-03-18 11:25:11 AM  

Grapple: Dehydrated marshmallows are like crack.


Yesterday while I was at the grocery I noticed that Honeycomb cereal now comes with dehydrated marshmallows (for a limited time only)  I thought about it and then passed.  Although Honey Comb is an oat-based cereal like Lucky Charms and marshmallows are marshmallows.  Maybe next time.  You are right about dehydrated marshmallows.  What IS the deal??
 
2014-03-18 11:33:23 AM  
You can buy the marshmallows on Amazon.
 
2014-03-18 11:43:53 AM  

Whatthefark: Ah yes, the cereal that turns my shiats green.


I think it's the pickle that causes that, and not consumed food.
 
2014-03-18 11:50:42 AM  
I prefer Marshmallow Mateys.
 
2014-03-18 11:52:56 AM  
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Saw these in the store the other day.
 
2014-03-18 11:53:12 AM  

mutt: You can buy the marshmallows on Amazon.


No way!  You're awesome.
 
2014-03-18 11:56:11 AM  

shirtsbyeric: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 371x500]
Saw these in the store the other day.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-18 11:59:55 AM  
50 years old or not, the FARK ban is "for life"

/old school FARKer
//remembers that post & subsequent permaban
///shudders
 
2014-03-18 01:20:16 PM  
I love Lucky Charms, but that is the one cereal milk that my cat will not drink. Maybe he knows something?
 
2014-03-18 02:05:19 PM  
I LOL'ed at the headline. +1 fake marshmallow.
 
2014-03-18 02:50:25 PM  

factoryconnection: We made Lucky Charms Treats for my son's class yesterday.  To say that they were better than Rice Krispie Treats is a vast understatement.


Brilliant!
 
2014-03-18 02:52:17 PM  

Mambo Bananapatch: Lucky Charms are disgusting. I gave them to my then four-year-old, and he said, "Why would you give me this?"

Now Count Chocula, that's a cereal.


He did not, you're a filthy liar! And if I could still get Count Chocula or any other cereals from the monster family here in Canuckistan, I would gladly devour it by the boxful!
 
2014-03-18 04:02:20 PM  
My kid threw a tantrum once over not getting Lucky Charms and was screaming in the store. "But they're magically delicious!!!"
 
2014-03-18 05:17:24 PM  
Unbelievably, I find they have too many marshmallows now.

/they hurt my teeth
//eats Lucky Charms out of the box as snack food
 
2014-03-18 05:49:32 PM  
These taste better.
mombrands.com
 
2014-03-18 07:17:07 PM  
i'll never forget the pickle.
 
2014-03-18 10:53:32 PM  
Whatthefark: Ah yes, the cereal that turns my shiats green.


I think it's the pickle that causes that,


Ya where is the pickel
 
2014-03-19 12:16:43 AM  
And then there's Lucky's lesser known brother....

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2014-03-19 11:07:42 AM  

There's Always A Bloody Ghost: Mambo Bananapatch: Lucky Charms are disgusting. I gave them to my then four-year-old, and he said, "Why would you give me this?"

Now Count Chocula, that's a cereal.

He did not, you're a filthy liar! And if I could still get Count Chocula or any other cereals from the monster family here in Canuckistan, I would gladly devour it by the boxful!


Your characterization of me as a "filthy liar" is no less vulgar for being correct. I took the liberty of articulating his facial expression when confronted with the disgusting little chemically treated marshmallow byproduct nuggets, which he spat out. I stand by my interpretation, as I felt exactly the same way when I tried them.

Your vile slander notwithstanding, I'm going to help you out. If you're in the Toronto area you can (sometimes) get Count Chocula, and other Monster cereal, here:

The Nutty Chocolatier
2179 Queen Street East
(416) 698-5548
 
2014-03-19 01:24:31 PM  

Mambo Bananapatch: There's Always A Bloody Ghost: Mambo Bananapatch: Lucky Charms are disgusting. I gave them to my then four-year-old, and he said, "Why would you give me this?"

Now Count Chocula, that's a cereal.

He did not, you're a filthy liar! And if I could still get Count Chocula or any other cereals from the monster family here in Canuckistan, I would gladly devour it by the boxful!

Your characterization of me as a "filthy liar" is no less vulgar for being correct. I took the liberty of articulating his facial expression when confronted with the disgusting little chemically treated marshmallow byproduct nuggets, which he spat out. I stand by my interpretation, as I felt exactly the same way when I tried them.

Your vile slander notwithstanding, I'm going to help you out. If you're in the Toronto area you can (sometimes) get Count Chocula, and other Monster cereal, here:

The Nutty Chocolatier
2179 Queen Street East
(416) 698-5548


That is excellent news, as I am in the Toronto area. You are kindness indeed, for pointing out where I can purchase said cereal, despite my slander, for which I offer abject apologies. I'm sorry. (I had to throw in the sorry, being Canadian and all.)
 
2014-03-19 02:18:33 PM  

There's Always A Bloody Ghost: Mambo Bananapatch: There's Always A Bloody Ghost: Mambo Bananapatch: Lucky Charms are disgusting. I gave them to my then four-year-old, and he said, "Why would you give me this?"

Now Count Chocula, that's a cereal.

He did not, you're a filthy liar! And if I could still get Count Chocula or any other cereals from the monster family here in Canuckistan, I would gladly devour it by the boxful!

Your characterization of me as a "filthy liar" is no less vulgar for being correct. I took the liberty of articulating his facial expression when confronted with the disgusting little chemically treated marshmallow byproduct nuggets, which he spat out. I stand by my interpretation, as I felt exactly the same way when I tried them.

Your vile slander notwithstanding, I'm going to help you out. If you're in the Toronto area you can (sometimes) get Count Chocula, and other Monster cereal, here:

The Nutty Chocolatier
2179 Queen Street East
(416) 698-5548

That is excellent news, as I am in the Toronto area. You are kindness indeed, for pointing out where I can purchase said cereal, despite my slander, for which I offer abject apologies. I'm sorry. (I had to throw in the sorry, being Canadian and all.)


Hey, no worries. I was lying, after all. Just not really "filthily".

It's a great store. Even if they're out of Count Chocula, they have tons of retro candy and other great stuff.
 
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