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(LiveLeak)   You just can't beat a cow with a good work ethic   (liveleak.com) divider line 13
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2014-03-18 10:34:33 AM  
Wow... That may be the smartest cow I've ever seen.

Of course, considering most cows seem to be dumb as dirt, that's not saying much, but still... This is clearly the Einstein of cows.
 
2014-03-18 10:41:19 AM  

Nix Nightbird: Wow... That may be the smartest cow I've ever seen.

Of course, considering most cows seem to be dumb as dirt, that's not saying much, but still...


That's the yoke.
 
2014-03-18 10:48:22 AM  

Nix Nightbird: Of course, considering most cows seem to be dumb as dirt


And evil.  Don't let a sweet little Guernsey face fool you. They'll kill you if they get a half a chance.

(I know the pictured cow is not a Guernsey. However guernseys are IMO one of the sweetest looking faces on a cow I've ever seen)

/raised on a cattle farm
//cattle are dumb, and evil
///because slashies, that's why
 
2014-03-18 10:50:34 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: And evil.  Don't let a sweet little Guernsey face fool you. They'll kill you if they get a half a chance


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Nix Nightbird: Wow... That may be the smartest cow I've ever seen


i165.photobucket.com

/it's two -- two -- two simpsons references in one
 
2014-03-18 10:55:35 AM  
I'm thinking that's a happy cow.
 
2014-03-18 11:49:55 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Nix Nightbird: Of course, considering most cows seem to be dumb as dirt

And evil.  Don't let a sweet little Guernsey face fool you. They'll kill you if they get a half a chance.

(I know the pictured cow is not a Guernsey. However guernseys are IMO one of the sweetest looking faces on a cow I've ever seen)

/raised on a cattle farm
//cattle are dumb, and evil
///because slashies, that's why


The evil is what makes them taste so very, very good.

Drool.
 
2014-03-18 12:06:43 PM  

I'm over it now: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Nix Nightbird: Of course, considering most cows seem to be dumb as dirt

And evil.  Don't let a sweet little Guernsey face fool you. They'll kill you if they get a half a chance.

(I know the pictured cow is not a Guernsey. However guernseys are IMO one of the sweetest looking faces on a cow I've ever seen)

/raised on a cattle farm
//cattle are dumb, and evil
///because slashies, that's why

The evil is what makes them taste so very, very good.

Drool.


ooooh yisssssssss..

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2014-03-18 09:46:59 PM  
Of course not, you need a shovel to do that properly.
 
2014-03-18 11:27:13 PM  
How do you think it got that work ethic subby?
 
2014-03-18 11:36:01 PM  

AbiNormal: How do you think it got that work ethic subby?


A clean, decent Protestant upbringing?

/not subby
 
2014-03-19 03:14:42 AM  

saintwrathchild: AbiNormal: How do you think it got that work ethic subby?

A clean, decent Protestant upbringing?

/not subby


Bovines are Hindu, duh! Seems kind of obvious to me.
 
2014-03-19 03:41:56 AM  

Tax Boy: Satan's Bunny Slippers: And evil.  Don't let a sweet little Guernsey face fool you. They'll kill you if they get a half a chance

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Nix Nightbird: Wow... That may be the smartest cow I've ever seen

[i165.photobucket.com image 320x240]

/it's two -- two -- two simpsons references in one


you win all of the things
 
2014-03-19 06:12:46 AM  
Most animals are AT LEAST this smart.

The funny thing is, for all the navel gazing, humans aren't actually very intelligent. Sure remember a billion things, and so we take damn near two and half decades to get ourselves sorted, but the average joe off the street is going to lose to a chimp or a crow every time in a straight novel task, like a game of memory.
 
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