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(Fox 2 St. Louis)   260 pound woman decides surprise her military husband by dropping over 100 pounds while he's deployed to Afghanistan for a year. Story to the left, comments about how she now looks like a 12 year old boy to the right   (fox2now.com) divider line 50
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2014-03-18 11:02:18 AM
13 votes:

Grumpy Cat: No one needs to explain what Nevaeh is backward. We all just know it's an awful name.


I hope the middle name is Lana.
2014-03-18 10:16:37 AM
9 votes:

Jack's Smirking Revenge: Neveah.  Ugh.  I'd say it's the worst name for a child ever, but then along came Renesmee.


Neveah gonna give you up, Neveah gonna let you down, Neveah gonna run around and desert you....
2014-03-18 10:12:37 AM
9 votes:
FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it
2014-03-18 10:31:23 AM
5 votes:

fasahd: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Or "Damn it Oh God" or something.
 I knew a couple that made this name choice
 It's heaven spelled backward.


I will name my next kid Yrotagrup.
2014-03-18 10:38:05 AM
4 votes:
FTFA
" When her husband left she was a size 22 to 24; now she can wear a women's size 6. She's especially loving how much money she saves on smaller clothes. Khakis, for example, used to cost $80, but she found a pair for her new physique for only $7. "

I wear size seven lacy Hello KittyTMpanties, so I suppose I am in pretty good shape for a guy.

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2014-03-18 10:26:44 AM
4 votes:
I would give her kid a stupid name.
2014-03-18 10:16:11 AM
4 votes:


Jack's Smirking Revenge:
The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Oh god damn it.


Oh god damn it.
2014-03-18 10:14:27 AM
4 votes:

The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it


Oh god damn it.
2014-03-18 10:13:24 AM
4 votes:
Neveah.  Ugh.  I'd say it's the worst name for a child ever, but then along came Renesmee.
2014-03-18 10:11:35 AM
4 votes:
Could have had a real O. Henry sort of thing going if it turned out he'd gained weight while he was in Afghanistan so she wouldn't feel so out of place.

www.outofregs.com
2014-03-18 12:00:07 PM
3 votes:
i59.tinypic.com
2014-03-18 10:21:54 AM
3 votes:
Spouse does better when hubby isn't in her daily life. Good to know.
2014-03-18 10:16:39 AM
3 votes:

vudukungfu: bim1154: Wonder if she has skin aprons after losing that much weight.

think of it as a spare vulva.


Thank you... that just put my brain into a place I didn't want it to go.
2014-03-18 03:40:29 AM
3 votes:
She looks great. I just hope her husband didn't have some kind of fatty fetish.
2014-03-18 11:08:22 AM
2 votes:

flynn80: Grumpy Cat: No one needs to explain what Nevaeh is backward. We all just know it's an awful name.

I hope the middle name is Lana.


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2014-03-18 11:05:17 AM
2 votes:
Satan's Bunny Slippers:
Names used to be based on family history, lineage, whatever.  Not just "I'll make up whatever shiat I feel like and saddle my kid with it until they are old enough to have it legally changed or become a stripper"

Okay, Smith for example was a trade, Johnson was the son of John. But how in the
 hell do you end of a family name like "Dickinson?"
2014-03-18 10:59:11 AM
2 votes:

Reverend Monkeypants: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Could have had a real O. Henry sort of thing going if it turned out he'd gained weight while he was in Afghanistan so she wouldn't feel so out of place.

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Since when does the Army let people be that fat?  WTF?


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(Don't worry, he has his PT belt on, so nothing could go wrong)
2014-03-18 10:45:41 AM
2 votes:

The_Original_Roxtar: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

My sentiments exactly.
/way to set your kid up to be a stripper or druggie or both.


And you know her stripper name will be Beth or Kate or some other name she wished she had.
2014-03-18 10:38:21 AM
2 votes:

kvinesknows: "She had bought a new house while he was away. "

What the fark?

How much farking money do you make as a "personal shopper? and how the hell do you buy a house without your spouses signature since his income will be contributing to said house?


 and what the fark is that anyway?  A personal shopper? Does that mean she goes around buying food for some other dude who is too rich to be bothered doing it himself? oooooo. .. wait.. ah yes.. it all comes together now. Never mind carry on


They're in North Carolina.  You can buy a house there for the change in your couch cushions.
2014-03-18 10:36:26 AM
2 votes:

willfullyobscure: Satan's Bunny Slippers: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Came to say this, glad it's been covered.

Seriously lady, good for you, but gotdammit, pick a real name.

It's Heaven spelled backwards. It's pretty cool as a new kind of name, you know. It's not just some illiterate made up Afrobabble or pretend "Celtic" name with likewise-illiterate supernumerary vowels.


And It's cross-racial, cross cultural- A very good example of how the melting pot that is the USA can bring forth new kinds of expression that are affirmative and uplifting. We used to take pride in doing that, as a country.


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2014-03-18 10:33:59 AM
2 votes:
Military guy and could NOT lift her at 260 pounds?

Really? he was that weak?
2014-03-18 10:33:50 AM
2 votes:

mike_d85: Look at the "after" picture with her husband home from deployment.  Bear in mind he is back recently enough to be in fatigues and that appears to be an airport.  She is straight lipped with a 1000-yard stare.


Well, him being home is really going to cut into her sex life.
2014-03-18 10:30:22 AM
2 votes:

Satan's Bunny Slippers: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Came to say this, glad it's been covered.

Seriously lady, good for you, but gotdammit, pick a real name.


It's Heaven spelled backwards. It's pretty cool as a new kind of name, you know. It's not just some illiterate made up Afrobabble or pretend "Celtic" name with likewise-illiterate supernumerary vowels.


And It's cross-racial, cross cultural- A very good example of how the melting pot that is the USA can bring forth new kinds of expression that are affirmative and uplifting. We used to take pride in doing that, as a country.
2014-03-18 10:28:38 AM
2 votes:
Sadly, he's a chubby chaser and he's going to be dissatisfied with his non-fat wife and leave her for Honey Boo-Boo 9 years from now.
2014-03-18 10:18:15 AM
2 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Could have had a real O. Henry sort of thing going if it turned out he'd gained weight while he was in Afghanistan so she wouldn't feel so out of place.

[www.outofregs.com image 394x604]


Sometimes the obscurity of references around here actually impress me enough to get out my comb.
2014-03-18 10:15:17 AM
2 votes:

bim1154: Wonder if she has skin aprons after losing that much weight.


think of it as a spare vulva.
2014-03-18 01:33:23 PM
1 votes:

boyvoyeur: Honey, while you were away, I lost some weight... and bought a new house... and then there's Bob.


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2014-03-18 11:36:15 AM
1 votes:

fasahd: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Or "Damn it Oh God" or something.
 I knew a couple that made this name choice
 It's heaven spelled backward.


Um... Hell?

And why don't people realize that love spelled backwards is evil phonetically?  "Evol"  But everyone wants to be clever and have a mirror image of "LOVE" when they spell "evolution".  Maybe it's a creationism joke, but I don't have that much faith in Ron Paul and health food companies.

Not to mention that one good day at church and she might send herself back to her home dimension.  Anybody think of that?  No, superman doesn't even have to do any trickery, just be like "let us pray" and BAM, game over.
2014-03-18 11:15:11 AM
1 votes:

fasahd: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Or "Damn it Oh God" or something.
 I knew a couple that made this name choice
 It's heaven spelled backward.


We named our daughter Lleh.
2014-03-18 10:47:18 AM
1 votes:
He's super psyched that she lost all that weight, but let's check back in a few months after he's discovered that there's a lot of things she doesn't feel obligated to do anymore, in the bedroom.
2014-03-18 10:40:13 AM
1 votes:

willfullyobscure: Satan's Bunny Slippers: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Came to say this, glad it's been covered.

Seriously lady, good for you, but gotdammit, pick a real name.

It's Heaven spelled backwards. It's pretty cool as a new kind of name, you know. It's not just some illiterate made up Afrobabble or pretend "Celtic" name with likewise-illiterate supernumerary vowels.


And It's cross-racial, cross cultural- A very good example of how the melting pot that is the USA can bring forth new kinds of expression that are affirmative and uplifting. We used to take pride in doing that, as a country.


media3.giphy.com
2014-03-18 10:30:21 AM
1 votes:
"She had bought a new house while he was away. "

What the fark?

How much farking money do you make as a "personal shopper? and how the hell do you buy a house without your spouses signature since his income will be contributing to said house?


 and what the fark is that anyway?  A personal shopper? Does that mean she goes around buying food for some other dude who is too rich to be bothered doing it himself? oooooo. .. wait.. ah yes.. it all comes together now. Never mind carry on
2014-03-18 10:30:17 AM
1 votes:

Nix Nightbird: Sadly, he's a chubby chaser and he's going to be dissatisfied with his non-fat wife and leave her for Honey Boo-Boo 9 years from now.


Dude! No!
2014-03-18 10:30:14 AM
1 votes:

mike_d85: She doesn't look like a 12 year old boy, she looks like a raging biatch.

Look at the "after" picture with her husband home from deployment.  Bear in mind he is back recently enough to be in fatigues and that appears to be an airport.  She is straight lipped with a 1000-yard stare.

Mark my words: Raging. Biatch.

/Do you mark them?


My coalition of the willing would turn her fertile crescent into a smoking ruin until I made her my biatch.
2014-03-18 10:30:03 AM
1 votes:

The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it


My sentiments exactly.
/way to set your kid up to be a stripper or druggie or both.
2014-03-18 10:29:33 AM
1 votes:

The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it


Or "Damn it Oh God" or something.
 I knew a couple that made this name choice
 It's heaven spelled backward.
2014-03-18 10:23:27 AM
1 votes:

FarkingReading: I would drop my multinational fleet into her Gulf of Oman.


Oman or Onan?
2014-03-18 10:22:36 AM
1 votes:
I would drop my multinational fleet into her Gulf of Oman.
2014-03-18 10:20:42 AM
1 votes:
She could prompt me to wage Operation Enduring Erection.
2014-03-18 10:19:05 AM
1 votes:

The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it


Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.

How about I name my daughter Tulsa. I think she'll be very popular later in life.

/Still doesn't beat my favorite ghetto name I've seen. L-ah. Pronounced Le(dash)ah no joke.
2014-03-18 10:18:56 AM
1 votes:
She has been struggling with her weight, yo-yoing all her life. She is just going to gain it back. Her weight is a symptom of something deeper and if she doesn't deal with it, it's going to manifest in other ways. (Drinking, drugs, spending sprees, gambling problems, over exercising) In short, she is probably going to drive hubby so mad that he is going to start shoving cake slices in her mouth just to calm her down.
2014-03-18 10:18:51 AM
1 votes:
I would deploy my scud into her green zone.
2014-03-18 10:18:20 AM
1 votes:
Add me to the list of people saying she lost the weight to get higher quality action.  You should see what the married men are like over in the sand pit..  they aren't called Desert Queens for nothing, and what happens on deployment stays at deployment.
2014-03-18 10:16:33 AM
1 votes:

The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it


Son of a biatch. I had glossed over that little nugget.
2014-03-18 10:14:39 AM
1 votes:
I'll bet she's getting some dickin' now. Wonder if hubby knows?
2014-03-18 10:11:22 AM
1 votes:
I predict about 6 months until she leaves him  because of all the new options she has from the weight-loss.
2014-03-18 10:11:12 AM
1 votes:

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Odds that she did this so she could bang some other guy on the side while hubby was deployed?


Nah, she wouldn't need to lose weight to do that.
2014-03-18 08:16:06 AM
1 votes:

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Odds that she did this so she could bang some other guy on the side while hubby was deployed?


High enough that I wouldn't take that bet.
2014-03-18 04:09:31 AM
1 votes:
I am worried boys of 12 get bullied a lot in subbs neck of the woods
2014-03-18 03:44:17 AM
1 votes:
So back to her pre-baby weight, then?
 
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