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(Fox 2 St. Louis)   260 pound woman decides surprise her military husband by dropping over 100 pounds while he's deployed to Afghanistan for a year. Story to the left, comments about how she now looks like a 12 year old boy to the right   (fox2now.com ) divider line
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2014-03-18 10:12:37 AM  
10 votes:
FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it
2014-03-18 03:40:29 AM  
8 votes:
She looks great. I just hope her husband didn't have some kind of fatty fetish.
2014-03-18 05:34:19 AM  
7 votes:
Odds that she did this so she could bang some other guy on the side while hubby was deployed?
2014-03-18 10:34:21 AM  
6 votes:
No one needs to explain what Nevaeh is backward. We all just know it's an awful name.
2014-03-18 10:08:39 AM  
5 votes:

TommyymmoT: She looks great. I just hope her husband didn't have some kind of fatty fetish.


Look at the smirk on his face in the after photo. He's happy alright.

Losing that much weight is hard work. Good for her.
2014-03-18 10:36:26 AM  
4 votes:

willfullyobscure: Satan's Bunny Slippers: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Came to say this, glad it's been covered.

Seriously lady, good for you, but gotdammit, pick a real name.

It's Heaven spelled backwards. It's pretty cool as a new kind of name, you know. It's not just some illiterate made up Afrobabble or pretend "Celtic" name with likewise-illiterate supernumerary vowels.


And It's cross-racial, cross cultural- A very good example of how the melting pot that is the USA can bring forth new kinds of expression that are affirmative and uplifting. We used to take pride in doing that, as a country.


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2014-03-18 10:13:24 AM  
4 votes:
Neveah.  Ugh.  I'd say it's the worst name for a child ever, but then along came Renesmee.
2014-03-18 10:35:56 AM  
3 votes:

willfullyobscure: Satan's Bunny Slippers: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Came to say this, glad it's been covered.

Seriously lady, good for you, but gotdammit, pick a real name.

It's Heaven spelled backwards. It's pretty cool as a new kind of name, you know. It's not just some illiterate made up Afrobabble or pretend "Celtic" name with likewise-illiterate supernumerary vowels.


And It's cross-racial, cross cultural- A very good example of how the melting pot that is the USA can bring forth new kinds of expression that are affirmative and uplifting. We used to take pride in doing that, as a country.


I know what it is.  It still sucks as a name.  There is nothing 'cool' about it.  It ranks right up there with other "ethnic" names like Shanequeh, Dis'mennet etc. You may like it, that's your right, as it is my right to say it's silly.

Names used to be based on family history, lineage, whatever.  Not just "I'll make up whatever shiat I feel like and saddle my kid with it until they are old enough to have it legally changed or become a stripper"
2014-03-18 10:28:38 AM  
3 votes:
Sadly, he's a chubby chaser and he's going to be dissatisfied with his non-fat wife and leave her for Honey Boo-Boo 9 years from now.
2014-03-18 10:20:04 AM  
3 votes:
"I just sat in bed one night and was like, 'I can do this,'" she said. "'I need to do this.'"

Good for her. Seriously.
2014-03-18 10:18:56 AM  
3 votes:
She has been struggling with her weight, yo-yoing all her life. She is just going to gain it back. Her weight is a symptom of something deeper and if she doesn't deal with it, it's going to manifest in other ways. (Drinking, drugs, spending sprees, gambling problems, over exercising) In short, she is probably going to drive hubby so mad that he is going to start shoving cake slices in her mouth just to calm her down.
2014-03-18 03:44:17 AM  
3 votes:
So back to her pre-baby weight, then?
2014-03-18 11:07:49 AM  
2 votes:
Heh, I know a gal who hurried up and dropped 70 pounds just in time for hers to get back from Iraq and to get married. She gained it all back, pretty much immediately.

A diet isn't something you do until you have the results you want. A diet is a lifelong change in your lifestyle and eating habits. This lady is going to balloon right back up.
2014-03-18 10:53:47 AM  
2 votes:
Jesus Christ what a bunch of cynical c*nts.
Yeah, I know, welcome to Fark, etc...
2014-03-18 10:41:26 AM  
2 votes:
Jesus can someone teach that family how to smile?  You show your teeth when you smile.   The smiles they have are the ones that you paint on when others are taking your picture.  Their home life sucks and their marriage is in the can, I give them less than a year.
2014-03-18 10:40:13 AM  
2 votes:

willfullyobscure: Satan's Bunny Slippers: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Came to say this, glad it's been covered.

Seriously lady, good for you, but gotdammit, pick a real name.

It's Heaven spelled backwards. It's pretty cool as a new kind of name, you know. It's not just some illiterate made up Afrobabble or pretend "Celtic" name with likewise-illiterate supernumerary vowels.


And It's cross-racial, cross cultural- A very good example of how the melting pot that is the USA can bring forth new kinds of expression that are affirmative and uplifting. We used to take pride in doing that, as a country.


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2014-03-18 10:30:21 AM  
2 votes:
"She had bought a new house while he was away. "

What the fark?

How much farking money do you make as a "personal shopper? and how the hell do you buy a house without your spouses signature since his income will be contributing to said house?


 and what the fark is that anyway?  A personal shopper? Does that mean she goes around buying food for some other dude who is too rich to be bothered doing it himself? oooooo. .. wait.. ah yes.. it all comes together now. Never mind carry on
2014-03-18 10:21:57 AM  
2 votes:

The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it


Came to say this, glad it's been covered.

Seriously lady, good for you, but gotdammit, pick a real name.
2014-03-18 10:21:54 AM  
2 votes:
Spouse does better when hubby isn't in her daily life. Good to know.
2014-03-18 10:20:38 AM  
2 votes:

lockers: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Odds that she did this so she could bang some other guy on the side while hubby was deployed?

She could of had that without losing a single pound.


Yeah. Fatty version wasn't crazy obese looking with decent face. Unless she was specifically targeting some gym rat guy, any happy hour would get some takers.
2014-03-18 10:19:28 AM  
2 votes:

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Odds that she did this so she could bang some other guy on the side while hubby was deployed?


I have seen that happen.  Not likely, as the wives' gossip channel would have been buzzing with the details, and he would have heard about it.  
Now, if she gains the weight back because he treats her like crap and undermines her self-esteem at every turn, that wouldn't surprise me either (seen that happen, too).
2014-03-18 10:16:20 AM  
2 votes:
wow good for her.
She weighed a duce and a half in highschool. That is nuts. Either this guy really loved her for her (and had a thing for fat chicks) or he is covering up the ghey.

/notice how she's not showing skin.
2014-03-18 10:14:27 AM  
2 votes:

The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it


Oh god damn it.
2014-03-18 10:11:51 AM  
2 votes:
A very nice welcome home present.
2014-03-18 08:16:06 AM  
2 votes:

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Odds that she did this so she could bang some other guy on the side while hubby was deployed?


High enough that I wouldn't take that bet.
2014-03-18 11:42:10 AM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: So back to her pre-baby marriage weight, then?


So glad my wife and I are vain. I couldn't imagine farking her if she ever put on a 100lbs, or even 50lbs.

As for the lady in the article: congrats, especially if it wasn't to fark someone else. No, really. She did a great thing. Too many Americans are fat. I don't even mean an extra 10lbs or so. Too many Americans are packing an extra 30lbs+ on their frames. Quit shoving the greasy / fried / sugared / junk food in your mouths larda$$es. Go take a walk and eat some balanced farking meals.

I can never forget the difference in my friend: 155lbs to 125lbs. She did it by walking, not eating total shiat, and not drinking sugar water everyday. Now she's a total hottie, especially for 37 when most women her age begin to look like bloated whales.

Fat is a choice for better than 85% of people.
2014-03-18 11:35:21 AM  
1 vote:

I alone am best: Jack's Smirking Revenge: Neveah.  Ugh.  I'd say it's the worst name for a child ever, but then along came Renesmee.

Neveah gonna give you up, Neveah gonna let you down, Neveah gonna run around and desert you....


I'm not even mad that was amazing dot jpg
2014-03-18 11:22:10 AM  
1 vote:
are top of foot tattoos the new tramp stamp?
2014-03-18 11:19:46 AM  
1 vote:

Jument: She looks awesome in the selfie shot but she also looks a little too thin for 155... pixels, shoop, etc.

And what is a "a personal shopper at a supermarket"?


Her job is basically to shop for groceries for people who can't do it themselves, whether because they're too busy or not healthy enough to do so. She gets their lists and shops for them, and she's empowered to make decisions based on the list rather than just blindly following the list item-for-item. If I'm correct, she probably also gets really general requests like "I'm planning a party, so I need snacks, drinks, and other party items." and must interpret the request by purchasing what she thinks they'd need or want.

I knew a personal shopper, though she did most of her shopping in a department store. She had several clients who were wealthy workaholics. They didn't have time to go shopping, so she would buy all their clothes, household items, etc. based on the general requests of her clients. She'd get an agenda that would include things like "I'm expected at a fundraiser this week. I need a new outfit for this event."  or "Husband says TV too small; Find a bigger one under $1000." or "Monthly makeup supply. Extra lipstick this month, no eye shadow needed, the rest as usual."

And yes, she made a very good living just shopping on behalf of other people.
2014-03-18 11:17:22 AM  
1 vote:
Ugh, my brother is dating somebody that has a daughter named "Nevaeh".  I never met her but knowing him, I don't think I want to.

And on a related note, I didn't realize we named our son after the Patron Saint of Brewers until we got over here to France and saw his name on wine bottles and some road signs in Nice.....
2014-03-18 11:14:46 AM  
1 vote:

Jument: She looks awesome in the selfie shot but she also looks a little too thin for 155... pixels, shoop, etc.

And what is a "a personal shopper at a supermarket"?


That's what I thought, 155 does not look like that.  As for the personal shopper, that may be the person that picks the stuff off the shelves for delivery orders.
2014-03-18 11:14:24 AM  
1 vote:

flynn80: Grumpy Cat: No one needs to explain what Nevaeh is backward. We all just know it's an awful name.

I hope the middle name is Lana.


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2014-03-18 11:10:16 AM  
1 vote:
As farking stupid as Nevaeh is, I still say Rehtaeh is by far the worst, stupidest, most god-awfully retarded unique-snowflake-name I've ever heard.

/the ghetto names don't count because most of those are stolen from prescription medicine bottles and shampoo ingredients lists
//still would hit that at 260
2014-03-18 11:02:18 AM  
1 vote:

Grumpy Cat: No one needs to explain what Nevaeh is backward. We all just know it's an awful name.


I hope the middle name is Lana.
2014-03-18 10:45:41 AM  
1 vote:

The_Original_Roxtar: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

My sentiments exactly.
/way to set your kid up to be a stripper or druggie or both.


And you know her stripper name will be Beth or Kate or some other name she wished she had.
2014-03-18 10:41:00 AM  
1 vote:
She looks awesome in the selfie shot but she also looks a little too thin for 155... pixels, shoop, etc.

And what is a "a personal shopper at a supermarket"?
2014-03-18 10:39:10 AM  
1 vote:
willfullyobscure:

And if you were playing me, well done, Poe's Law and all that.  My sarcasm meter may be in need of calibration, but in my defense I did read some yahell comments earlier today regarding how Obama is responsible for Trudeau getting jailtime, so there's that.
2014-03-18 10:33:59 AM  
1 vote:
Military guy and could NOT lift her at 260 pounds?

Really? he was that weak?
2014-03-18 10:32:37 AM  
1 vote:

lockers: Nix Nightbird: Sadly, he's a chubby chaser and he's going to be dissatisfied with his non-fat wife and leave her for Honey Boo-Boo 9 years from now.

Dude! No!


I know. Honey Boo-Boo will probably suffer a heart attack before that.
2014-03-18 10:30:22 AM  
1 vote:

Satan's Bunny Slippers: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Came to say this, glad it's been covered.

Seriously lady, good for you, but gotdammit, pick a real name.


It's Heaven spelled backwards. It's pretty cool as a new kind of name, you know. It's not just some illiterate made up Afrobabble or pretend "Celtic" name with likewise-illiterate supernumerary vowels.


And It's cross-racial, cross cultural- A very good example of how the melting pot that is the USA can bring forth new kinds of expression that are affirmative and uplifting. We used to take pride in doing that, as a country.
2014-03-18 10:29:33 AM  
1 vote:

The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it


Or "Damn it Oh God" or something.
 I knew a couple that made this name choice
 It's heaven spelled backward.
2014-03-18 10:16:33 AM  
1 vote:

The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it


Son of a biatch. I had glossed over that little nugget.
2014-03-18 10:16:11 AM  
1 vote:


Jack's Smirking Revenge:
The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Oh god damn it.


Oh god damn it.
2014-03-18 10:14:39 AM  
1 vote:
I'll bet she's getting some dickin' now. Wonder if hubby knows?
2014-03-18 10:13:15 AM  
1 vote:

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Odds that she did this so she could bang some other guy on the side while hubby was deployed?


She could of had that without losing a single pound.
2014-03-18 10:11:22 AM  
1 vote:
I predict about 6 months until she leaves him  because of all the new options she has from the weight-loss.
2014-03-18 10:11:12 AM  
1 vote:

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Odds that she did this so she could bang some other guy on the side while hubby was deployed?


Nah, she wouldn't need to lose weight to do that.
2014-03-18 10:10:34 AM  
1 vote:

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Odds that she did this so she could bang some other guy on the side while hubby was deployed?


Ahh, the side D. I was thinking the same thing.
 
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