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(Fox 2 St. Louis)   260 pound woman decides surprise her military husband by dropping over 100 pounds while he's deployed to Afghanistan for a year. Story to the left, comments about how she now looks like a 12 year old boy to the right   (fox2now.com) divider line 168
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2014-03-18 03:40:29 AM  
She looks great. I just hope her husband didn't have some kind of fatty fetish.
 
2014-03-18 03:44:17 AM  
So back to her pre-baby weight, then?
 
2014-03-18 04:09:31 AM  
I am worried boys of 12 get bullied a lot in subbs neck of the woods
 
2014-03-18 05:34:19 AM  
Odds that she did this so she could bang some other guy on the side while hubby was deployed?
 
2014-03-18 08:16:06 AM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Odds that she did this so she could bang some other guy on the side while hubby was deployed?


High enough that I wouldn't take that bet.
 
2014-03-18 10:08:39 AM  

TommyymmoT: She looks great. I just hope her husband didn't have some kind of fatty fetish.


Look at the smirk on his face in the after photo. He's happy alright.

Losing that much weight is hard work. Good for her.
 
2014-03-18 10:10:34 AM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Odds that she did this so she could bang some other guy on the side while hubby was deployed?


Ahh, the side D. I was thinking the same thing.
 
2014-03-18 10:10:44 AM  
Wonder if she has skin aprons after losing that much weight.
 
2014-03-18 10:10:50 AM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Odds that she did this so she could bang some other guy on the side while hubby was deployed?


Sort of like that scene in the original Batman where the Joker is throwing money into the streets.
 
2014-03-18 10:11:12 AM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Odds that she did this so she could bang some other guy on the side while hubby was deployed?


Nah, she wouldn't need to lose weight to do that.
 
2014-03-18 10:11:22 AM  
I predict about 6 months until she leaves him  because of all the new options she has from the weight-loss.
 
2014-03-18 10:11:35 AM  
Could have had a real O. Henry sort of thing going if it turned out he'd gained weight while he was in Afghanistan so she wouldn't feel so out of place.

www.outofregs.com
 
2014-03-18 10:11:51 AM  
A very nice welcome home present.
 
2014-03-18 10:12:02 AM  
Something something thin privilege..
 
2014-03-18 10:12:37 AM  
FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it
 
2014-03-18 10:12:47 AM  
She'll go back to eating a lot of sausage.
 
2014-03-18 10:13:15 AM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Odds that she did this so she could bang some other guy on the side while hubby was deployed?


She could of had that without losing a single pound.
 
2014-03-18 10:13:24 AM  
Neveah.  Ugh.  I'd say it's the worst name for a child ever, but then along came Renesmee.
 
2014-03-18 10:14:27 AM  

The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it


Oh god damn it.
 
2014-03-18 10:14:39 AM  
I'll bet she's getting some dickin' now. Wonder if hubby knows?
 
2014-03-18 10:15:17 AM  

bim1154: Wonder if she has skin aprons after losing that much weight.


think of it as a spare vulva.
 
2014-03-18 10:16:11 AM  


Jack's Smirking Revenge:
The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Oh god damn it.


Oh god damn it.
 
2014-03-18 10:16:20 AM  
wow good for her.
She weighed a duce and a half in highschool. That is nuts. Either this guy really loved her for her (and had a thing for fat chicks) or he is covering up the ghey.

/notice how she's not showing skin.
 
2014-03-18 10:16:33 AM  

The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it


Son of a biatch. I had glossed over that little nugget.
 
2014-03-18 10:16:37 AM  

Jack's Smirking Revenge: Neveah.  Ugh.  I'd say it's the worst name for a child ever, but then along came Renesmee.


Neveah gonna give you up, Neveah gonna let you down, Neveah gonna run around and desert you....
 
2014-03-18 10:16:39 AM  

vudukungfu: bim1154: Wonder if she has skin aprons after losing that much weight.

think of it as a spare vulva.


Thank you... that just put my brain into a place I didn't want it to go.
 
2014-03-18 10:18:15 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Could have had a real O. Henry sort of thing going if it turned out he'd gained weight while he was in Afghanistan so she wouldn't feel so out of place.

[www.outofregs.com image 394x604]


Sometimes the obscurity of references around here actually impress me enough to get out my comb.
 
2014-03-18 10:18:20 AM  
Add me to the list of people saying she lost the weight to get higher quality action.  You should see what the married men are like over in the sand pit..  they aren't called Desert Queens for nothing, and what happens on deployment stays at deployment.
 
2014-03-18 10:18:44 AM  
A 260 lb chick is a disgusting fatty. A 155 lb chick is a little less disgusting.
 
2014-03-18 10:18:51 AM  

Jack's Smirking Revenge: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Oh god damn it.


Goddammit!
 
2014-03-18 10:18:51 AM  
I would deploy my scud into her green zone.
 
2014-03-18 10:18:56 AM  
She has been struggling with her weight, yo-yoing all her life. She is just going to gain it back. Her weight is a symptom of something deeper and if she doesn't deal with it, it's going to manifest in other ways. (Drinking, drugs, spending sprees, gambling problems, over exercising) In short, she is probably going to drive hubby so mad that he is going to start shoving cake slices in her mouth just to calm her down.
 
2014-03-18 10:19:05 AM  

The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it


Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.

How about I name my daughter Tulsa. I think she'll be very popular later in life.

/Still doesn't beat my favorite ghetto name I've seen. L-ah. Pronounced Le(dash)ah no joke.
 
2014-03-18 10:19:28 AM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Odds that she did this so she could bang some other guy on the side while hubby was deployed?


I have seen that happen.  Not likely, as the wives' gossip channel would have been buzzing with the details, and he would have heard about it.  
Now, if she gains the weight back because he treats her like crap and undermines her self-esteem at every turn, that wouldn't surprise me either (seen that happen, too).
 
2014-03-18 10:20:04 AM  
"I just sat in bed one night and was like, 'I can do this,'" she said. "'I need to do this.'"

Good for her. Seriously.
 
2014-03-18 10:20:38 AM  

lockers: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Odds that she did this so she could bang some other guy on the side while hubby was deployed?

She could of had that without losing a single pound.


Yeah. Fatty version wasn't crazy obese looking with decent face. Unless she was specifically targeting some gym rat guy, any happy hour would get some takers.
 
2014-03-18 10:20:42 AM  
She could prompt me to wage Operation Enduring Erection.
 
2014-03-18 10:21:54 AM  
Spouse does better when hubby isn't in her daily life. Good to know.
 
2014-03-18 10:21:57 AM  

The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it


Came to say this, glad it's been covered.

Seriously lady, good for you, but gotdammit, pick a real name.
 
2014-03-18 10:22:36 AM  
I would drop my multinational fleet into her Gulf of Oman.
 
2014-03-18 10:23:27 AM  

FarkingReading: I would drop my multinational fleet into her Gulf of Oman.


Oman or Onan?
 
2014-03-18 10:23:30 AM  
I would launch my drone inside Analistan.
 
2014-03-18 10:23:42 AM  

vudukungfu: Jack's Smirking Revenge: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Oh god damn it.

Oh god damn it.


Oh goddammit, now I've got this earworm. First thing I thought ofhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS_ux2H473I&feature=kp
 
2014-03-18 10:25:31 AM  
I would launch my seamen at the mouth of her river.
 
2014-03-18 10:26:33 AM  
I would stage an un-winnable war against her guerrilla vagahideen.
 
2014-03-18 10:26:44 AM  
I would give her kid a stupid name.
 
2014-03-18 10:28:22 AM  
She doesn't look like a 12 year old boy, she looks like a raging biatch.

Look at the "after" picture with her husband home from deployment.  Bear in mind he is back recently enough to be in fatigues and that appears to be an airport.  She is straight lipped with a 1000-yard stare.

Mark my words: Raging. Biatch.

/Do you mark them?
 
2014-03-18 10:28:38 AM  
Sadly, he's a chubby chaser and he's going to be dissatisfied with his non-fat wife and leave her for Honey Boo-Boo 9 years from now.
 
2014-03-18 10:29:10 AM  
I would mount my cannon in her foxhole
 
2014-03-18 10:29:33 AM  

The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it


Or "Damn it Oh God" or something.
 I knew a couple that made this name choice
 It's heaven spelled backward.
 
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