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(Fox 2 St. Louis)   260 pound woman decides surprise her military husband by dropping over 100 pounds while he's deployed to Afghanistan for a year. Story to the left, comments about how she now looks like a 12 year old boy to the right   (fox2now.com) divider line 168
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2014-03-18 03:47:23 PM  

baconbeard: fasahd: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Or "Damn it Oh God" or something.
 I knew a couple that made this name choice
 It's heaven spelled backward.

We named our daughter Lleh.


Meh, still a better name than "Hctib Elttil" .

/For Pony!
//NOT A MLP REFERENCE
///Not obscure to some farkers, I am sure.
 
2014-03-18 04:05:11 PM  

washington-babylon: baconbeard: fasahd: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Or "Damn it Oh God" or something.
 I knew a couple that made this name choice
 It's heaven spelled backward.

We named our daughter Lleh.

Meh, still a better name than "Hctib Elttil" .

/For Pony!
//NOT A MLP REFERENCE
///Not obscure to some farkers, I am sure.


Sooba is a she.
 
2014-03-18 04:50:12 PM  

Tiberius Sulla: washington-babylon: baconbeard: fasahd: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Or "Damn it Oh God" or something.
 I knew a couple that made this name choice
 It's heaven spelled backward.

We named our daughter Lleh.

Meh, still a better name than "Hctib Elttil" .

/For Pony!
//NOT A MLP REFERENCE
///Not obscure to some farkers, I am sure.

Sooba is a she.


That She is. It is funny that Cale hasn't bothered to check.
 
2014-03-18 05:17:04 PM  

washington-babylon: Tiberius Sulla: washington-babylon: baconbeard: fasahd: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Or "Damn it Oh God" or something.
 I knew a couple that made this name choice
 It's heaven spelled backward.

We named our daughter Lleh.

Meh, still a better name than "Hctib Elttil" .

/For Pony!
//NOT A MLP REFERENCE
///Not obscure to some farkers, I am sure.

Sooba is a she.

That She is. It is funny that Cale hasn't bothered to check.


Or doesn't know any better.
 
2014-03-18 05:39:21 PM  

I alone am best: Jack's Smirking Revenge: Neveah.  Ugh.  I'd say it's the worst name for a child ever, but then along came Renesmee.

Neveah gonna give you up, Neveah gonna let you down, Neveah gonna run around and desert you....


www.bubblews.com

Neveah!  Neveah run away.
 
2014-03-18 05:42:06 PM  

Tiberius Sulla: washington-babylon: Tiberius Sulla: washington-babylon: baconbeard: fasahd: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Or "Damn it Oh God" or something.
 I knew a couple that made this name choice
 It's heaven spelled backward.

We named our daughter Lleh.

Meh, still a better name than "Hctib Elttil" .

/For Pony!
//NOT A MLP REFERENCE
///Not obscure to some farkers, I am sure.

Sooba is a she.

That She is. It is funny that Cale hasn't bothered to check.

Or doesn't know any better.


I would hope he knows better. He had a wife and kids B.R. (Before Richard) and has gotten busy with Benny at least once.
 
2014-03-18 05:50:28 PM  

Boo_Guy: I predict about 6 months until she leaves him  because of all the new options she has from the weight-loss.


Why? Her husband is good looking.
 
2014-03-18 05:58:56 PM  

pkellmey: Spouse does better when hubby isn't in her daily life. Good to know.


cracks me up. since my divorce my fitness level, concentration, energy levels, happiness, productivity have all gone through the roof.

Ready to ask out a young cutie in my exercise group.
 
2014-03-18 06:23:31 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: wow good for her.
She weighed a duce and a half in highschool. That is nuts. Either this guy really loved her for her (and had a thing for fat chicks) or he is covering up the ghey.

/notice how she's not showing skin.


Well, if he was covering up the ghey, her looking like a boy is a win-win for both of 'em, I'd say.
 
2014-03-18 06:33:17 PM  
So no one bothered to post the pictures from TFA?

localtvktvi.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-18 07:03:12 PM  

Loadmaster: So no one bothered to post the pictures from TFA?


We saw his tattoo, her "before" waistline, whatever the fark is on her feet in the middle pic, and that cell phone attached to his hip and were like, nah, we've seen enough of this.
 
2014-03-18 07:43:21 PM  

colinspooky: I am worried boys of 12 get bullied a lot in subbs neck of the woods


Actually, I think that Subby was probably making fun of the Fark chubby chasers who accuse guys that like their women thinner than Christina Hendricks of being closet pedos.
 
2014-03-18 09:17:51 PM  

puckrock2000: cixelsyD Designs: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.

How about I name my daughter Tulsa. I think she'll be very popular later in life.

/Still doesn't beat my favorite ghetto name I've seen. L-ah. Pronounced Le(dash)ah no joke.

Yes, it is a joke.

/you forgot "Oranjello", his brother "Lemonjello", and their sister "Female" ("fa-MAH-lee")


Oranjello and Lemonjello are twins and are real. Used to be on one my hospital payrolls in Savannah.

I had another set of twins named Chardannay  and Chateaubriand at another hospital.
 
2014-03-18 09:25:30 PM  

Another Government Employee: puckrock2000: cixelsyD Designs: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.

How about I name my daughter Tulsa. I think she'll be very popular later in life.

/Still doesn't beat my favorite ghetto name I've seen. L-ah. Pronounced Le(dash)ah no joke.

Yes, it is a joke.

/you forgot "Oranjello", his brother "Lemonjello", and their sister "Female" ("fa-MAH-lee")

Oranjello and Lemonjello are twins and are real. Used to be on one my hospital payrolls in Savannah.

I had another set of twins named Chardannay  and Chateaubriand at another hospital.


I went to college with twins named Brandy and Sherry.  They were the oldest kids in their family, and what started out as a silly goof became a family tradition.  Their brothers' names were "Jack" and "Wild Turkey."  OK, I made that last one up.  But their younger brother was named Jack.
 
2014-03-19 11:50:52 AM  
Another Government Employee:

Oranjello and Lemonjello are twins and are real. Used to be on one my hospital payrolls in Savannah.

The only real Lemongello is this guy:
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

Otherwise, Snopes says you're full of it.
 
2014-03-19 12:30:34 PM  

puckrock2000: Another Government Employee:

Oranjello and Lemonjello are twins and are real. Used to be on one my hospital payrolls in Savannah.

The only real Lemongello is this guy:
[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 187x269]

Otherwise, Snopes says you're full of it.


ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2014-03-19 01:32:00 PM  

The Singing Bush: and what the fark is that anyway? A personal shopper? Does that mean she goes around buying food for some other dude who is too rich to be bothered doing it himself? oooooo. .. wait.. ah yes.. it all comes together now. Never mind carry on

They're in North Carolina. You can buy a house there for the change in your couch cushions.


Especially compared to places like where I live (southern california, $564,500 median all, $699,000 median new, $702,841 average all feb 2014)

compared to

Mecklenburg county (Charlotte NC and metro)  $174,000 median feb 2014

and that's in the city... out in the holler it's way cheaper than that.
 
2014-03-19 10:15:21 PM  

The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it


ninjamonkey.us
 
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