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(Fox 2 St. Louis)   260 pound woman decides surprise her military husband by dropping over 100 pounds while he's deployed to Afghanistan for a year. Story to the left, comments about how she now looks like a 12 year old boy to the right   (fox2now.com) divider line 168
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2014-03-18 10:30:03 AM  

The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it


My sentiments exactly.
/way to set your kid up to be a stripper or druggie or both.
 
2014-03-18 10:30:14 AM  

mike_d85: She doesn't look like a 12 year old boy, she looks like a raging biatch.

Look at the "after" picture with her husband home from deployment.  Bear in mind he is back recently enough to be in fatigues and that appears to be an airport.  She is straight lipped with a 1000-yard stare.

Mark my words: Raging. Biatch.

/Do you mark them?


My coalition of the willing would turn her fertile crescent into a smoking ruin until I made her my biatch.
 
2014-03-18 10:30:17 AM  

Nix Nightbird: Sadly, he's a chubby chaser and he's going to be dissatisfied with his non-fat wife and leave her for Honey Boo-Boo 9 years from now.


Dude! No!
 
2014-03-18 10:30:21 AM  
"She had bought a new house while he was away. "

What the fark?

How much farking money do you make as a "personal shopper? and how the hell do you buy a house without your spouses signature since his income will be contributing to said house?


 and what the fark is that anyway?  A personal shopper? Does that mean she goes around buying food for some other dude who is too rich to be bothered doing it himself? oooooo. .. wait.. ah yes.. it all comes together now. Never mind carry on
 
2014-03-18 10:30:22 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Came to say this, glad it's been covered.

Seriously lady, good for you, but gotdammit, pick a real name.


It's Heaven spelled backwards. It's pretty cool as a new kind of name, you know. It's not just some illiterate made up Afrobabble or pretend "Celtic" name with likewise-illiterate supernumerary vowels.


And It's cross-racial, cross cultural- A very good example of how the melting pot that is the USA can bring forth new kinds of expression that are affirmative and uplifting. We used to take pride in doing that, as a country.
 
2014-03-18 10:31:23 AM  

fasahd: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Or "Damn it Oh God" or something.
 I knew a couple that made this name choice
 It's heaven spelled backward.


I will name my next kid Yrotagrup.
 
2014-03-18 10:32:37 AM  

lockers: Nix Nightbird: Sadly, he's a chubby chaser and he's going to be dissatisfied with his non-fat wife and leave her for Honey Boo-Boo 9 years from now.

Dude! No!


I know. Honey Boo-Boo will probably suffer a heart attack before that.
 
2014-03-18 10:33:50 AM  

mike_d85: Look at the "after" picture with her husband home from deployment.  Bear in mind he is back recently enough to be in fatigues and that appears to be an airport.  She is straight lipped with a 1000-yard stare.


Well, him being home is really going to cut into her sex life.
 
2014-03-18 10:33:59 AM  
Military guy and could NOT lift her at 260 pounds?

Really? he was that weak?
 
2014-03-18 10:34:21 AM  
No one needs to explain what Nevaeh is backward. We all just know it's an awful name.
 
2014-03-18 10:35:55 AM  

kvinesknows: "She had bought a new house while he was away. "

What the fark?

How much farking money do you make as a "personal shopper? and how the hell do you buy a house without your spouses signature since his income will be contributing to said house?


 and what the fark is that anyway?  A personal shopper? Does that mean she goes around buying food for some other dude who is too rich to be bothered doing it himself? oooooo. .. wait.. ah yes.. it all comes together now. Never mind carry on


They've been together since highschool and she was too fat to get much good attention. But now she's got a new outlook and when he is gone she can get sooo ronery.
This may have occurred to her husband as well.
 
2014-03-18 10:35:56 AM  

willfullyobscure: Satan's Bunny Slippers: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Came to say this, glad it's been covered.

Seriously lady, good for you, but gotdammit, pick a real name.

It's Heaven spelled backwards. It's pretty cool as a new kind of name, you know. It's not just some illiterate made up Afrobabble or pretend "Celtic" name with likewise-illiterate supernumerary vowels.


And It's cross-racial, cross cultural- A very good example of how the melting pot that is the USA can bring forth new kinds of expression that are affirmative and uplifting. We used to take pride in doing that, as a country.


I know what it is.  It still sucks as a name.  There is nothing 'cool' about it.  It ranks right up there with other "ethnic" names like Shanequeh, Dis'mennet etc. You may like it, that's your right, as it is my right to say it's silly.

Names used to be based on family history, lineage, whatever.  Not just "I'll make up whatever shiat I feel like and saddle my kid with it until they are old enough to have it legally changed or become a stripper"
 
2014-03-18 10:36:26 AM  

willfullyobscure: Satan's Bunny Slippers: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Came to say this, glad it's been covered.

Seriously lady, good for you, but gotdammit, pick a real name.

It's Heaven spelled backwards. It's pretty cool as a new kind of name, you know. It's not just some illiterate made up Afrobabble or pretend "Celtic" name with likewise-illiterate supernumerary vowels.


And It's cross-racial, cross cultural- A very good example of how the melting pot that is the USA can bring forth new kinds of expression that are affirmative and uplifting. We used to take pride in doing that, as a country.


img4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-03-18 10:38:05 AM  
FTFA
" When her husband left she was a size 22 to 24; now she can wear a women's size 6. She's especially loving how much money she saves on smaller clothes. Khakis, for example, used to cost $80, but she found a pair for her new physique for only $7. "

I wear size seven lacy Hello KittyTMpanties, so I suppose I am in pretty good shape for a guy.

www.buildabear.com
 
2014-03-18 10:38:21 AM  

kvinesknows: "She had bought a new house while he was away. "

What the fark?

How much farking money do you make as a "personal shopper? and how the hell do you buy a house without your spouses signature since his income will be contributing to said house?


 and what the fark is that anyway?  A personal shopper? Does that mean she goes around buying food for some other dude who is too rich to be bothered doing it himself? oooooo. .. wait.. ah yes.. it all comes together now. Never mind carry on


They're in North Carolina.  You can buy a house there for the change in your couch cushions.
 
2014-03-18 10:39:10 AM  
willfullyobscure:

And if you were playing me, well done, Poe's Law and all that.  My sarcasm meter may be in need of calibration, but in my defense I did read some yahell comments earlier today regarding how Obama is responsible for Trudeau getting jailtime, so there's that.
 
2014-03-18 10:40:13 AM  

willfullyobscure: Satan's Bunny Slippers: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Came to say this, glad it's been covered.

Seriously lady, good for you, but gotdammit, pick a real name.

It's Heaven spelled backwards. It's pretty cool as a new kind of name, you know. It's not just some illiterate made up Afrobabble or pretend "Celtic" name with likewise-illiterate supernumerary vowels.


And It's cross-racial, cross cultural- A very good example of how the melting pot that is the USA can bring forth new kinds of expression that are affirmative and uplifting. We used to take pride in doing that, as a country.


media3.giphy.com
 
2014-03-18 10:41:00 AM  
She looks awesome in the selfie shot but she also looks a little too thin for 155... pixels, shoop, etc.

And what is a "a personal shopper at a supermarket"?
 
2014-03-18 10:41:26 AM  
Jesus can someone teach that family how to smile?  You show your teeth when you smile.   The smiles they have are the ones that you paint on when others are taking your picture.  Their home life sucks and their marriage is in the can, I give them less than a year.
 
2014-03-18 10:42:05 AM  

Jument: She looks awesome in the selfie shot but she also looks a little too thin for 155... pixels, shoop, etc.

And what is a "a personal shopper at a supermarket"?


she has some pretty hot FB pics.
 
2014-03-18 10:42:32 AM  
I wonder how Jody felt about her weight loss. Probably with both hands.
 
2014-03-18 10:45:41 AM  

The_Original_Roxtar: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

My sentiments exactly.
/way to set your kid up to be a stripper or druggie or both.


And you know her stripper name will be Beth or Kate or some other name she wished she had.
 
2014-03-18 10:46:51 AM  
Her feet are still goofy-looking and spatulate from supporting the weight equivalent of two girls her whole life. At least when she was fat she looked happy. Now she looks like complete sh*t. Ugh.
 
2014-03-18 10:47:18 AM  
He's super psyched that she lost all that weight, but let's check back in a few months after he's discovered that there's a lot of things she doesn't feel obligated to do anymore, in the bedroom.
 
2014-03-18 10:48:35 AM  
old story is old?


http://abcnews.go.com/m/blogEntry?id=19214897&
 
2014-03-18 10:49:16 AM  

mike_d85: She doesn't look like a 12 year old boy, she looks like a raging biatch.

Look at the "after" picture with her husband home from deployment.  Bear in mind he is back recently enough to be in fatigues and that appears to be an airport.  She is straight lipped with a 1000-yard stare.

Mark my words: Raging. Biatch.

/Do you mark them?


That, and they both have that corn-fed "Country Stupid" look to them.
 
2014-03-18 10:49:33 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Could have had a real O. Henry sort of thing going if it turned out he'd gained weight while he was in Afghanistan so she wouldn't feel so out of place.

[www.outofregs.com image 394x604]


Since when does the Army let people be that fat?  WTF?
 
2014-03-18 10:51:01 AM  
Wait! That guy is white.
/I use to work at a wedding book company, and you won't believe how many skinny white men marry fat white women.
//Well Chicago is always in the top ten for fatties
 
2014-03-18 10:53:47 AM  
Jesus Christ what a bunch of cynical c*nts.
Yeah, I know, welcome to Fark, etc...
 
2014-03-18 10:54:54 AM  
Congrats, Ma'am.  You are now a MILF.

Now, get that soldier a sandwich.
 
2014-03-18 10:55:39 AM  

The_Original_Roxtar: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

My sentiments exactly.
/way to set your kid up to be a stripper or druggie or both.



No it's cool.  Her middle name is Chastity, so she should be fine.
 
2014-03-18 10:56:04 AM  

lostcat: He's super psyched that she lost all that weight, but let's check back in a few months after he's discovered that there's a lot of things she doesn't feel obligated to do anymore, in the bedroom.


He has been back since May 2013, and was just recently in the hospital for something the doctors could not diagnose
 
2014-03-18 10:57:37 AM  

creepy jackalope eye: Jesus Christ what a bunch of cynical c*nts.
Yeah, I know, welcome to Fark, etc...


Did you meant to say that you would crucify her cynical c*nt?
 
2014-03-18 10:57:42 AM  

lostcat: He's super psyched that she lost all that weight, but let's check back in a few months after he's discovered that there's a lot of things she doesn't feel obligated to do anymore, in the bedroom.


also...

1 month after getting back

feeling out there...lost in a spider web of thoughts and don't know where to start the untangling. I'm thinking of quitting everything and starting over new. I hope that clears the cob webs.
 
2014-03-18 10:59:11 AM  

Reverend Monkeypants: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Could have had a real O. Henry sort of thing going if it turned out he'd gained weight while he was in Afghanistan so she wouldn't feel so out of place.

[www.outofregs.com image 394x604]

Since when does the Army let people be that fat?  WTF?


www.furyforums.com
(Don't worry, he has his PT belt on, so nothing could go wrong)
 
2014-03-18 11:02:18 AM  

Grumpy Cat: No one needs to explain what Nevaeh is backward. We all just know it's an awful name.


I hope the middle name is Lana.
 
2014-03-18 11:03:49 AM  

mike_d85: She doesn't look like a 12 year old boy, she looks like a raging biatch.

Look at the "after" picture with her husband home from deployment.  Bear in mind he is back recently enough to be in fatigues and that appears to be an airport.  She is straight lipped with a 1000-yard stare.

Mark my words: Raging. Biatch.

/Do you mark them?


I mark them.  But maybe it's just low blood sugar.
 
2014-03-18 11:05:17 AM  
Satan's Bunny Slippers:
Names used to be based on family history, lineage, whatever.  Not just "I'll make up whatever shiat I feel like and saddle my kid with it until they are old enough to have it legally changed or become a stripper"

Okay, Smith for example was a trade, Johnson was the son of John. But how in the
 hell do you end of a family name like "Dickinson?"
 
2014-03-18 11:07:49 AM  
Heh, I know a gal who hurried up and dropped 70 pounds just in time for hers to get back from Iraq and to get married. She gained it all back, pretty much immediately.

A diet isn't something you do until you have the results you want. A diet is a lifelong change in your lifestyle and eating habits. This lady is going to balloon right back up.
 
2014-03-18 11:08:22 AM  

flynn80: Grumpy Cat: No one needs to explain what Nevaeh is backward. We all just know it's an awful name.

I hope the middle name is Lana.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-18 11:08:41 AM  
Oh my gawd, she is personally fat shaming me, personally! She should love her body as God intended her to be, and not that skinny as rails 160 lb body that no true man would ever want! I love my body the way it is and no bony-ass tulip is gonna fat shame me!

/ No, not seriously. Seriously: Kudos to her on actually doing what so many only intend to do. Double-bonus-kudos if she somehow kept it a coming-home secret.
// "Tulip"? No idea.
 
2014-03-18 11:10:16 AM  
As farking stupid as Nevaeh is, I still say Rehtaeh is by far the worst, stupidest, most god-awfully retarded unique-snowflake-name I've ever heard.

/the ghetto names don't count because most of those are stolen from prescription medicine bottles and shampoo ingredients lists
//still would hit that at 260
 
MN8
2014-03-18 11:11:12 AM  
I read he has already left her, he was a chubby chaser.  He didn't want that bony ass.  He likes'em big.
 
2014-03-18 11:13:05 AM  
Good for her, but does she EVER smile?  From the limited evidence, fat or skinny, she's a sour puss.

And she was never less than 220 pounds when they got together in high school?  Wow, either that guy likes fat or he's got issues.  She's not the same person he's known.  I do wonder whether this was really a surprise, or if he was notified of her progress along the way.

Anyway, good luck to 'em, including ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2014-03-18 11:14:24 AM  

flynn80: Grumpy Cat: No one needs to explain what Nevaeh is backward. We all just know it's an awful name.

I hope the middle name is Lana.


Stenretni 1+
 
2014-03-18 11:14:44 AM  

The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it


Her own name is "Misty", so both their true destinies revolve around a pole.
 
2014-03-18 11:14:46 AM  

Jument: She looks awesome in the selfie shot but she also looks a little too thin for 155... pixels, shoop, etc.

And what is a "a personal shopper at a supermarket"?


That's what I thought, 155 does not look like that.  As for the personal shopper, that may be the person that picks the stuff off the shelves for delivery orders.
 
2014-03-18 11:15:08 AM  

flynn80: Grumpy Cat: No one needs to explain what Nevaeh is backward. We all just know it's an awful name.

I hope the middle name is Lana.


26.media.tumblr.com

/what you did there
//i see it
 
2014-03-18 11:15:11 AM  

fasahd: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Or "Damn it Oh God" or something.
 I knew a couple that made this name choice
 It's heaven spelled backward.


We named our daughter Lleh.
 
2014-03-18 11:16:51 AM  

fasahd: Satan's Bunny Slippers:
Names used to be based on family history, lineage, whatever.  Not just "I'll make up whatever shiat I feel like and saddle my kid with it until they are old enough to have it legally changed or become a stripper"

Okay, Smith for example was a trade, Johnson was the son of John. But how in the
 hell do you end of a family name like "Dickinson?"


Dickinson literally means "son of Dick", Dick being the diminutive of Richard.  Pretty common stuff.
 
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