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(Fox 2 St. Louis)   260 pound woman decides surprise her military husband by dropping over 100 pounds while he's deployed to Afghanistan for a year. Story to the left, comments about how she now looks like a 12 year old boy to the right   (fox2now.com ) divider line
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2014-03-18 03:40:29 AM  
She looks great. I just hope her husband didn't have some kind of fatty fetish.
 
2014-03-18 03:44:17 AM  
So back to her pre-baby weight, then?
 
2014-03-18 04:09:31 AM  
I am worried boys of 12 get bullied a lot in subbs neck of the woods
 
2014-03-18 05:34:19 AM  
Odds that she did this so she could bang some other guy on the side while hubby was deployed?
 
2014-03-18 08:16:06 AM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Odds that she did this so she could bang some other guy on the side while hubby was deployed?


High enough that I wouldn't take that bet.
 
2014-03-18 10:08:39 AM  

TommyymmoT: She looks great. I just hope her husband didn't have some kind of fatty fetish.


Look at the smirk on his face in the after photo. He's happy alright.

Losing that much weight is hard work. Good for her.
 
2014-03-18 10:10:34 AM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Odds that she did this so she could bang some other guy on the side while hubby was deployed?


Ahh, the side D. I was thinking the same thing.
 
2014-03-18 10:10:44 AM  
Wonder if she has skin aprons after losing that much weight.
 
2014-03-18 10:10:50 AM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Odds that she did this so she could bang some other guy on the side while hubby was deployed?


Sort of like that scene in the original Batman where the Joker is throwing money into the streets.
 
2014-03-18 10:11:12 AM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Odds that she did this so she could bang some other guy on the side while hubby was deployed?


Nah, she wouldn't need to lose weight to do that.
 
2014-03-18 10:11:22 AM  
I predict about 6 months until she leaves him  because of all the new options she has from the weight-loss.
 
2014-03-18 10:11:35 AM  
Could have had a real O. Henry sort of thing going if it turned out he'd gained weight while he was in Afghanistan so she wouldn't feel so out of place.

www.outofregs.com
 
2014-03-18 10:11:51 AM  
A very nice welcome home present.
 
2014-03-18 10:12:02 AM  
Something something thin privilege..
 
2014-03-18 10:12:37 AM  
FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it
 
2014-03-18 10:12:47 AM  
She'll go back to eating a lot of sausage.
 
2014-03-18 10:13:15 AM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Odds that she did this so she could bang some other guy on the side while hubby was deployed?


She could of had that without losing a single pound.
 
2014-03-18 10:13:24 AM  
Neveah.  Ugh.  I'd say it's the worst name for a child ever, but then along came Renesmee.
 
2014-03-18 10:14:27 AM  

The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it


Oh god damn it.
 
2014-03-18 10:14:39 AM  
I'll bet she's getting some dickin' now. Wonder if hubby knows?
 
2014-03-18 10:15:17 AM  

bim1154: Wonder if she has skin aprons after losing that much weight.


think of it as a spare vulva.
 
2014-03-18 10:16:11 AM  


Jack's Smirking Revenge:
The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Oh god damn it.


Oh god damn it.
 
2014-03-18 10:16:20 AM  
wow good for her.
She weighed a duce and a half in highschool. That is nuts. Either this guy really loved her for her (and had a thing for fat chicks) or he is covering up the ghey.

/notice how she's not showing skin.
 
2014-03-18 10:16:33 AM  

The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it


Son of a biatch. I had glossed over that little nugget.
 
2014-03-18 10:16:37 AM  

Jack's Smirking Revenge: Neveah.  Ugh.  I'd say it's the worst name for a child ever, but then along came Renesmee.


Neveah gonna give you up, Neveah gonna let you down, Neveah gonna run around and desert you....
 
2014-03-18 10:16:39 AM  

vudukungfu: bim1154: Wonder if she has skin aprons after losing that much weight.

think of it as a spare vulva.


Thank you... that just put my brain into a place I didn't want it to go.
 
2014-03-18 10:18:15 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Could have had a real O. Henry sort of thing going if it turned out he'd gained weight while he was in Afghanistan so she wouldn't feel so out of place.

[www.outofregs.com image 394x604]


Sometimes the obscurity of references around here actually impress me enough to get out my comb.
 
2014-03-18 10:18:20 AM  
Add me to the list of people saying she lost the weight to get higher quality action.  You should see what the married men are like over in the sand pit..  they aren't called Desert Queens for nothing, and what happens on deployment stays at deployment.
 
2014-03-18 10:18:44 AM  
A 260 lb chick is a disgusting fatty. A 155 lb chick is a little less disgusting.
 
2014-03-18 10:18:51 AM  

Jack's Smirking Revenge: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Oh god damn it.


Goddammit!
 
2014-03-18 10:18:51 AM  
I would deploy my scud into her green zone.
 
2014-03-18 10:18:56 AM  
She has been struggling with her weight, yo-yoing all her life. She is just going to gain it back. Her weight is a symptom of something deeper and if she doesn't deal with it, it's going to manifest in other ways. (Drinking, drugs, spending sprees, gambling problems, over exercising) In short, she is probably going to drive hubby so mad that he is going to start shoving cake slices in her mouth just to calm her down.
 
2014-03-18 10:19:05 AM  

The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it


Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.

How about I name my daughter Tulsa. I think she'll be very popular later in life.

/Still doesn't beat my favorite ghetto name I've seen. L-ah. Pronounced Le(dash)ah no joke.
 
2014-03-18 10:19:28 AM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Odds that she did this so she could bang some other guy on the side while hubby was deployed?


I have seen that happen.  Not likely, as the wives' gossip channel would have been buzzing with the details, and he would have heard about it.  
Now, if she gains the weight back because he treats her like crap and undermines her self-esteem at every turn, that wouldn't surprise me either (seen that happen, too).
 
2014-03-18 10:20:04 AM  
"I just sat in bed one night and was like, 'I can do this,'" she said. "'I need to do this.'"

Good for her. Seriously.
 
2014-03-18 10:20:38 AM  

lockers: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Odds that she did this so she could bang some other guy on the side while hubby was deployed?

She could of had that without losing a single pound.


Yeah. Fatty version wasn't crazy obese looking with decent face. Unless she was specifically targeting some gym rat guy, any happy hour would get some takers.
 
2014-03-18 10:20:42 AM  
She could prompt me to wage Operation Enduring Erection.
 
2014-03-18 10:21:54 AM  
Spouse does better when hubby isn't in her daily life. Good to know.
 
2014-03-18 10:21:57 AM  

The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it


Came to say this, glad it's been covered.

Seriously lady, good for you, but gotdammit, pick a real name.
 
2014-03-18 10:22:36 AM  
I would drop my multinational fleet into her Gulf of Oman.
 
2014-03-18 10:23:27 AM  

FarkingReading: I would drop my multinational fleet into her Gulf of Oman.


Oman or Onan?
 
2014-03-18 10:23:30 AM  
I would launch my drone inside Analistan.
 
2014-03-18 10:23:42 AM  

vudukungfu: Jack's Smirking Revenge: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Oh god damn it.

Oh god damn it.


Oh goddammit, now I've got this earworm. First thing I thought ofhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS_ux2H473I&feature=kp
 
2014-03-18 10:25:31 AM  
I would launch my seamen at the mouth of her river.
 
2014-03-18 10:26:33 AM  
I would stage an un-winnable war against her guerrilla vagahideen.
 
2014-03-18 10:26:44 AM  
I would give her kid a stupid name.
 
2014-03-18 10:28:22 AM  
She doesn't look like a 12 year old boy, she looks like a raging biatch.

Look at the "after" picture with her husband home from deployment.  Bear in mind he is back recently enough to be in fatigues and that appears to be an airport.  She is straight lipped with a 1000-yard stare.

Mark my words: Raging. Biatch.

/Do you mark them?
 
2014-03-18 10:28:38 AM  
Sadly, he's a chubby chaser and he's going to be dissatisfied with his non-fat wife and leave her for Honey Boo-Boo 9 years from now.
 
2014-03-18 10:29:10 AM  
I would mount my cannon in her foxhole
 
2014-03-18 10:29:33 AM  

The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it


Or "Damn it Oh God" or something.
 I knew a couple that made this name choice
 It's heaven spelled backward.
 
2014-03-18 10:30:03 AM  

The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it


My sentiments exactly.
/way to set your kid up to be a stripper or druggie or both.
 
2014-03-18 10:30:14 AM  

mike_d85: She doesn't look like a 12 year old boy, she looks like a raging biatch.

Look at the "after" picture with her husband home from deployment.  Bear in mind he is back recently enough to be in fatigues and that appears to be an airport.  She is straight lipped with a 1000-yard stare.

Mark my words: Raging. Biatch.

/Do you mark them?


My coalition of the willing would turn her fertile crescent into a smoking ruin until I made her my biatch.
 
2014-03-18 10:30:17 AM  

Nix Nightbird: Sadly, he's a chubby chaser and he's going to be dissatisfied with his non-fat wife and leave her for Honey Boo-Boo 9 years from now.


Dude! No!
 
2014-03-18 10:30:21 AM  
"She had bought a new house while he was away. "

What the fark?

How much farking money do you make as a "personal shopper? and how the hell do you buy a house without your spouses signature since his income will be contributing to said house?


 and what the fark is that anyway?  A personal shopper? Does that mean she goes around buying food for some other dude who is too rich to be bothered doing it himself? oooooo. .. wait.. ah yes.. it all comes together now. Never mind carry on
 
2014-03-18 10:30:22 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Came to say this, glad it's been covered.

Seriously lady, good for you, but gotdammit, pick a real name.


It's Heaven spelled backwards. It's pretty cool as a new kind of name, you know. It's not just some illiterate made up Afrobabble or pretend "Celtic" name with likewise-illiterate supernumerary vowels.


And It's cross-racial, cross cultural- A very good example of how the melting pot that is the USA can bring forth new kinds of expression that are affirmative and uplifting. We used to take pride in doing that, as a country.
 
2014-03-18 10:31:23 AM  

fasahd: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Or "Damn it Oh God" or something.
 I knew a couple that made this name choice
 It's heaven spelled backward.


I will name my next kid Yrotagrup.
 
2014-03-18 10:32:37 AM  

lockers: Nix Nightbird: Sadly, he's a chubby chaser and he's going to be dissatisfied with his non-fat wife and leave her for Honey Boo-Boo 9 years from now.

Dude! No!


I know. Honey Boo-Boo will probably suffer a heart attack before that.
 
2014-03-18 10:33:50 AM  

mike_d85: Look at the "after" picture with her husband home from deployment.  Bear in mind he is back recently enough to be in fatigues and that appears to be an airport.  She is straight lipped with a 1000-yard stare.


Well, him being home is really going to cut into her sex life.
 
2014-03-18 10:33:59 AM  
Military guy and could NOT lift her at 260 pounds?

Really? he was that weak?
 
2014-03-18 10:34:21 AM  
No one needs to explain what Nevaeh is backward. We all just know it's an awful name.
 
2014-03-18 10:35:55 AM  

kvinesknows: "She had bought a new house while he was away. "

What the fark?

How much farking money do you make as a "personal shopper? and how the hell do you buy a house without your spouses signature since his income will be contributing to said house?


 and what the fark is that anyway?  A personal shopper? Does that mean she goes around buying food for some other dude who is too rich to be bothered doing it himself? oooooo. .. wait.. ah yes.. it all comes together now. Never mind carry on


They've been together since highschool and she was too fat to get much good attention. But now she's got a new outlook and when he is gone she can get sooo ronery.
This may have occurred to her husband as well.
 
2014-03-18 10:35:56 AM  

willfullyobscure: Satan's Bunny Slippers: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Came to say this, glad it's been covered.

Seriously lady, good for you, but gotdammit, pick a real name.

It's Heaven spelled backwards. It's pretty cool as a new kind of name, you know. It's not just some illiterate made up Afrobabble or pretend "Celtic" name with likewise-illiterate supernumerary vowels.


And It's cross-racial, cross cultural- A very good example of how the melting pot that is the USA can bring forth new kinds of expression that are affirmative and uplifting. We used to take pride in doing that, as a country.


I know what it is.  It still sucks as a name.  There is nothing 'cool' about it.  It ranks right up there with other "ethnic" names like Shanequeh, Dis'mennet etc. You may like it, that's your right, as it is my right to say it's silly.

Names used to be based on family history, lineage, whatever.  Not just "I'll make up whatever shiat I feel like and saddle my kid with it until they are old enough to have it legally changed or become a stripper"
 
2014-03-18 10:36:26 AM  

willfullyobscure: Satan's Bunny Slippers: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Came to say this, glad it's been covered.

Seriously lady, good for you, but gotdammit, pick a real name.

It's Heaven spelled backwards. It's pretty cool as a new kind of name, you know. It's not just some illiterate made up Afrobabble or pretend "Celtic" name with likewise-illiterate supernumerary vowels.


And It's cross-racial, cross cultural- A very good example of how the melting pot that is the USA can bring forth new kinds of expression that are affirmative and uplifting. We used to take pride in doing that, as a country.


img4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-03-18 10:38:05 AM  
FTFA
" When her husband left she was a size 22 to 24; now she can wear a women's size 6. She's especially loving how much money she saves on smaller clothes. Khakis, for example, used to cost $80, but she found a pair for her new physique for only $7. "

I wear size seven lacy Hello KittyTMpanties, so I suppose I am in pretty good shape for a guy.

www.buildabear.com
 
2014-03-18 10:38:21 AM  

kvinesknows: "She had bought a new house while he was away. "

What the fark?

How much farking money do you make as a "personal shopper? and how the hell do you buy a house without your spouses signature since his income will be contributing to said house?


 and what the fark is that anyway?  A personal shopper? Does that mean she goes around buying food for some other dude who is too rich to be bothered doing it himself? oooooo. .. wait.. ah yes.. it all comes together now. Never mind carry on


They're in North Carolina.  You can buy a house there for the change in your couch cushions.
 
2014-03-18 10:39:10 AM  
willfullyobscure:

And if you were playing me, well done, Poe's Law and all that.  My sarcasm meter may be in need of calibration, but in my defense I did read some yahell comments earlier today regarding how Obama is responsible for Trudeau getting jailtime, so there's that.
 
2014-03-18 10:40:13 AM  

willfullyobscure: Satan's Bunny Slippers: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Came to say this, glad it's been covered.

Seriously lady, good for you, but gotdammit, pick a real name.

It's Heaven spelled backwards. It's pretty cool as a new kind of name, you know. It's not just some illiterate made up Afrobabble or pretend "Celtic" name with likewise-illiterate supernumerary vowels.


And It's cross-racial, cross cultural- A very good example of how the melting pot that is the USA can bring forth new kinds of expression that are affirmative and uplifting. We used to take pride in doing that, as a country.


media3.giphy.com
 
2014-03-18 10:41:00 AM  
She looks awesome in the selfie shot but she also looks a little too thin for 155... pixels, shoop, etc.

And what is a "a personal shopper at a supermarket"?
 
2014-03-18 10:41:26 AM  
Jesus can someone teach that family how to smile?  You show your teeth when you smile.   The smiles they have are the ones that you paint on when others are taking your picture.  Their home life sucks and their marriage is in the can, I give them less than a year.
 
2014-03-18 10:42:05 AM  

Jument: She looks awesome in the selfie shot but she also looks a little too thin for 155... pixels, shoop, etc.

And what is a "a personal shopper at a supermarket"?


she has some pretty hot FB pics.
 
2014-03-18 10:42:32 AM  
I wonder how Jody felt about her weight loss. Probably with both hands.
 
2014-03-18 10:45:41 AM  

The_Original_Roxtar: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

My sentiments exactly.
/way to set your kid up to be a stripper or druggie or both.


And you know her stripper name will be Beth or Kate or some other name she wished she had.
 
2014-03-18 10:46:51 AM  
Her feet are still goofy-looking and spatulate from supporting the weight equivalent of two girls her whole life. At least when she was fat she looked happy. Now she looks like complete sh*t. Ugh.
 
2014-03-18 10:47:18 AM  
He's super psyched that she lost all that weight, but let's check back in a few months after he's discovered that there's a lot of things she doesn't feel obligated to do anymore, in the bedroom.
 
2014-03-18 10:48:35 AM  
old story is old?


http://abcnews.go.com/m/blogEntry?id=19214897&
 
2014-03-18 10:49:16 AM  

mike_d85: She doesn't look like a 12 year old boy, she looks like a raging biatch.

Look at the "after" picture with her husband home from deployment.  Bear in mind he is back recently enough to be in fatigues and that appears to be an airport.  She is straight lipped with a 1000-yard stare.

Mark my words: Raging. Biatch.

/Do you mark them?


That, and they both have that corn-fed "Country Stupid" look to them.
 
2014-03-18 10:49:33 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Could have had a real O. Henry sort of thing going if it turned out he'd gained weight while he was in Afghanistan so she wouldn't feel so out of place.

[www.outofregs.com image 394x604]


Since when does the Army let people be that fat?  WTF?
 
2014-03-18 10:51:01 AM  
Wait! That guy is white.
/I use to work at a wedding book company, and you won't believe how many skinny white men marry fat white women.
//Well Chicago is always in the top ten for fatties
 
2014-03-18 10:53:47 AM  
Jesus Christ what a bunch of cynical c*nts.
Yeah, I know, welcome to Fark, etc...
 
2014-03-18 10:54:54 AM  
Congrats, Ma'am.  You are now a MILF.

Now, get that soldier a sandwich.
 
2014-03-18 10:55:39 AM  

The_Original_Roxtar: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

My sentiments exactly.
/way to set your kid up to be a stripper or druggie or both.



No it's cool.  Her middle name is Chastity, so she should be fine.
 
2014-03-18 10:56:04 AM  

lostcat: He's super psyched that she lost all that weight, but let's check back in a few months after he's discovered that there's a lot of things she doesn't feel obligated to do anymore, in the bedroom.


He has been back since May 2013, and was just recently in the hospital for something the doctors could not diagnose
 
2014-03-18 10:57:37 AM  

creepy jackalope eye: Jesus Christ what a bunch of cynical c*nts.
Yeah, I know, welcome to Fark, etc...


Did you meant to say that you would crucify her cynical c*nt?
 
2014-03-18 10:57:42 AM  

lostcat: He's super psyched that she lost all that weight, but let's check back in a few months after he's discovered that there's a lot of things she doesn't feel obligated to do anymore, in the bedroom.


also...

1 month after getting back

feeling out there...lost in a spider web of thoughts and don't know where to start the untangling. I'm thinking of quitting everything and starting over new. I hope that clears the cob webs.
 
2014-03-18 10:59:11 AM  

Reverend Monkeypants: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Could have had a real O. Henry sort of thing going if it turned out he'd gained weight while he was in Afghanistan so she wouldn't feel so out of place.

[www.outofregs.com image 394x604]

Since when does the Army let people be that fat?  WTF?


www.furyforums.com
(Don't worry, he has his PT belt on, so nothing could go wrong)
 
2014-03-18 11:02:18 AM  

Grumpy Cat: No one needs to explain what Nevaeh is backward. We all just know it's an awful name.


I hope the middle name is Lana.
 
2014-03-18 11:03:49 AM  

mike_d85: She doesn't look like a 12 year old boy, she looks like a raging biatch.

Look at the "after" picture with her husband home from deployment.  Bear in mind he is back recently enough to be in fatigues and that appears to be an airport.  She is straight lipped with a 1000-yard stare.

Mark my words: Raging. Biatch.

/Do you mark them?


I mark them.  But maybe it's just low blood sugar.
 
2014-03-18 11:05:17 AM  
Satan's Bunny Slippers:
Names used to be based on family history, lineage, whatever.  Not just "I'll make up whatever shiat I feel like and saddle my kid with it until they are old enough to have it legally changed or become a stripper"

Okay, Smith for example was a trade, Johnson was the son of John. But how in the
 hell do you end of a family name like "Dickinson?"
 
2014-03-18 11:07:49 AM  
Heh, I know a gal who hurried up and dropped 70 pounds just in time for hers to get back from Iraq and to get married. She gained it all back, pretty much immediately.

A diet isn't something you do until you have the results you want. A diet is a lifelong change in your lifestyle and eating habits. This lady is going to balloon right back up.
 
2014-03-18 11:08:22 AM  

flynn80: Grumpy Cat: No one needs to explain what Nevaeh is backward. We all just know it's an awful name.

I hope the middle name is Lana.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-18 11:08:41 AM  
Oh my gawd, she is personally fat shaming me, personally! She should love her body as God intended her to be, and not that skinny as rails 160 lb body that no true man would ever want! I love my body the way it is and no bony-ass tulip is gonna fat shame me!

/ No, not seriously. Seriously: Kudos to her on actually doing what so many only intend to do. Double-bonus-kudos if she somehow kept it a coming-home secret.
// "Tulip"? No idea.
 
2014-03-18 11:10:16 AM  
As farking stupid as Nevaeh is, I still say Rehtaeh is by far the worst, stupidest, most god-awfully retarded unique-snowflake-name I've ever heard.

/the ghetto names don't count because most of those are stolen from prescription medicine bottles and shampoo ingredients lists
//still would hit that at 260
 
MN8
2014-03-18 11:11:12 AM  
I read he has already left her, he was a chubby chaser.  He didn't want that bony ass.  He likes'em big.
 
2014-03-18 11:13:05 AM  
Good for her, but does she EVER smile?  From the limited evidence, fat or skinny, she's a sour puss.

And she was never less than 220 pounds when they got together in high school?  Wow, either that guy likes fat or he's got issues.  She's not the same person he's known.  I do wonder whether this was really a surprise, or if he was notified of her progress along the way.

Anyway, good luck to 'em, including ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2014-03-18 11:14:24 AM  

flynn80: Grumpy Cat: No one needs to explain what Nevaeh is backward. We all just know it's an awful name.

I hope the middle name is Lana.


Stenretni 1+
 
2014-03-18 11:14:44 AM  

The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it


Her own name is "Misty", so both their true destinies revolve around a pole.
 
2014-03-18 11:14:46 AM  

Jument: She looks awesome in the selfie shot but she also looks a little too thin for 155... pixels, shoop, etc.

And what is a "a personal shopper at a supermarket"?


That's what I thought, 155 does not look like that.  As for the personal shopper, that may be the person that picks the stuff off the shelves for delivery orders.
 
2014-03-18 11:15:08 AM  

flynn80: Grumpy Cat: No one needs to explain what Nevaeh is backward. We all just know it's an awful name.

I hope the middle name is Lana.


26.media.tumblr.com

/what you did there
//i see it
 
2014-03-18 11:15:11 AM  

fasahd: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Or "Damn it Oh God" or something.
 I knew a couple that made this name choice
 It's heaven spelled backward.


We named our daughter Lleh.
 
2014-03-18 11:16:51 AM  

fasahd: Satan's Bunny Slippers:
Names used to be based on family history, lineage, whatever.  Not just "I'll make up whatever shiat I feel like and saddle my kid with it until they are old enough to have it legally changed or become a stripper"

Okay, Smith for example was a trade, Johnson was the son of John. But how in the
 hell do you end of a family name like "Dickinson?"


Dickinson literally means "son of Dick", Dick being the diminutive of Richard.  Pretty common stuff.
 
2014-03-18 11:17:22 AM  
Ugh, my brother is dating somebody that has a daughter named "Nevaeh".  I never met her but knowing him, I don't think I want to.

And on a related note, I didn't realize we named our son after the Patron Saint of Brewers until we got over here to France and saw his name on wine bottles and some road signs in Nice.....
 
2014-03-18 11:19:46 AM  

Jument: She looks awesome in the selfie shot but she also looks a little too thin for 155... pixels, shoop, etc.

And what is a "a personal shopper at a supermarket"?


Her job is basically to shop for groceries for people who can't do it themselves, whether because they're too busy or not healthy enough to do so. She gets their lists and shops for them, and she's empowered to make decisions based on the list rather than just blindly following the list item-for-item. If I'm correct, she probably also gets really general requests like "I'm planning a party, so I need snacks, drinks, and other party items." and must interpret the request by purchasing what she thinks they'd need or want.

I knew a personal shopper, though she did most of her shopping in a department store. She had several clients who were wealthy workaholics. They didn't have time to go shopping, so she would buy all their clothes, household items, etc. based on the general requests of her clients. She'd get an agenda that would include things like "I'm expected at a fundraiser this week. I need a new outfit for this event."  or "Husband says TV too small; Find a bigger one under $1000." or "Monthly makeup supply. Extra lipstick this month, no eye shadow needed, the rest as usual."

And yes, she made a very good living just shopping on behalf of other people.
 
2014-03-18 11:20:01 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: fasahd: Satan's Bunny Slippers:
Names used to be based on family history, lineage, whatever.  Not just "I'll make up whatever shiat I feel like and saddle my kid with it until they are old enough to have it legally changed or become a stripper"

Okay, Smith for example was a trade, Johnson was the son of John. But how in the
 hell do you end of a family name like "Dickinson?"

Dickinson literally means "son of Dick", Dick being the diminutive of Richard.  Pretty common stuff.


Don't skirt the issue -- that's "son of Dickin'" and you know it.

/Putin
 
2014-03-18 11:22:10 AM  
are top of foot tattoos the new tramp stamp?
 
2014-03-18 11:22:11 AM  
mike_d85: Bear in mind he is back recently enough to be in fatigues

So ten years?
 
2014-03-18 11:22:28 AM  

Far Cough: Satan's Bunny Slippers: fasahd: Satan's Bunny Slippers:
Names used to be based on family history, lineage, whatever.  Not just "I'll make up whatever shiat I feel like and saddle my kid with it until they are old enough to have it legally changed or become a stripper"

Okay, Smith for example was a trade, Johnson was the son of John. But how in the
 hell do you end of a family name like "Dickinson?"

Dickinson literally means "son of Dick", Dick being the diminutive of Richard.  Pretty common stuff.

Don't skirt the issue -- that's "son of Dickin'" and you know it.

/Putin


aren't we all, good sir, aren't we all......
 
2014-03-18 11:23:01 AM  

baconbeard: fasahd: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Or "Damn it Oh God" or something.
 I knew a couple that made this name choice
 It's heaven spelled backward.

We named our daughter Lleh.


Fifty bucks to the first person to name their daughter Aginava.
 
2014-03-18 11:23:49 AM  

Nix Nightbird: baconbeard: fasahd: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Or "Damn it Oh God" or something.
 I knew a couple that made this name choice
 It's heaven spelled backward.

We named our daughter Lleh.

Fifty bucks to the first person to name their daughter Aginava.


Damn it. I meant to type Anigava.

Joke failure.
 
2014-03-18 11:26:20 AM  

Jack's Smirking Revenge: Neveah.  Ugh.  I'd say it's the worst name for a child ever, but then along came Renesmee.


Isn't that some sort of soap or lotion?
 
2014-03-18 11:26:29 AM  

Nix Nightbird: Fifty bucks to the first person to name their daughter Aginava.


That's racist?
 
2014-03-18 11:35:21 AM  

I alone am best: Jack's Smirking Revenge: Neveah.  Ugh.  I'd say it's the worst name for a child ever, but then along came Renesmee.

Neveah gonna give you up, Neveah gonna let you down, Neveah gonna run around and desert you....


I'm not even mad that was amazing dot jpg
 
2014-03-18 11:35:57 AM  
good for her.

Though, she could try smiling every once in a while.

/grrr-face
 
2014-03-18 11:36:15 AM  

fasahd: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Or "Damn it Oh God" or something.
 I knew a couple that made this name choice
 It's heaven spelled backward.


Um... Hell?

And why don't people realize that love spelled backwards is evil phonetically?  "Evol"  But everyone wants to be clever and have a mirror image of "LOVE" when they spell "evolution".  Maybe it's a creationism joke, but I don't have that much faith in Ron Paul and health food companies.

Not to mention that one good day at church and she might send herself back to her home dimension.  Anybody think of that?  No, superman doesn't even have to do any trickery, just be like "let us pray" and BAM, game over.
 
2014-03-18 11:37:27 AM  
Now the bolt-ons might be worth it.
 
2014-03-18 11:39:37 AM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Odds that she did this so she could bang some other guy on the side while hubby was deployed?

Sort of like that scene in the original Batman where the Joker is throwing money into the streets.


Best part of that reference is that the Joker is playing Prince's "Trust" right before he gasses the crowd with Smilex. Appropriate given what you're implying...
 
2014-03-18 11:39:59 AM  
She's kinda got giant hobbit feet.
 
2014-03-18 11:40:35 AM  
toejam:
I will name my next kid Yrotagrup.

That looks like you'd pronounce it "eroti-group," which might lead people to make conclusions about the child's conception.

/"Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Farking?"
 
2014-03-18 11:40:42 AM  

Vertdang: good for her.

Though, she could try smiling every once in a while.

/grrr-face


As combat related illnesses go, I guess biatchy Resting Face (TM) isn't so bad...

/don't think she has BRF
/she just never smiles
/teefus?
 
2014-03-18 11:41:36 AM  

cixelsyD Designs: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.

How about I name my daughter Tulsa. I think she'll be very popular later in life.

/Still doesn't beat my favorite ghetto name I've seen. L-ah. Pronounced Le(dash)ah no joke.


Yes, it is a joke.

/you forgot "Oranjello", his brother "Lemonjello", and their sister "Female" ("fa-MAH-lee")
 
2014-03-18 11:42:10 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: So back to her pre-baby marriage weight, then?


So glad my wife and I are vain. I couldn't imagine farking her if she ever put on a 100lbs, or even 50lbs.

As for the lady in the article: congrats, especially if it wasn't to fark someone else. No, really. She did a great thing. Too many Americans are fat. I don't even mean an extra 10lbs or so. Too many Americans are packing an extra 30lbs+ on their frames. Quit shoving the greasy / fried / sugared / junk food in your mouths larda$$es. Go take a walk and eat some balanced farking meals.

I can never forget the difference in my friend: 155lbs to 125lbs. She did it by walking, not eating total shiat, and not drinking sugar water everyday. Now she's a total hottie, especially for 37 when most women her age begin to look like bloated whales.

Fat is a choice for better than 85% of people.
 
2014-03-18 11:51:51 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: I know what it is.  It still sucks as a name.  There is nothing 'cool' about it.  It ranks right up there with other "ethnic" names like Shanequeh, Dis'mennet etc. You may like it, that's your right, as it is my right to say it's silly.

Names used to be based on family history, lineage, whatever.  Not just "I'll make up whatever shiat I feel like and saddle my kid with it until they are old enough to have it legally changed or become a stripper"


I know what you mean. I used to work training kids in sports. I had a terrible time with names, but managed to work on improving it so that by the second session, I could name each kid perfectly. Then I got a group of kids from the "ethnic" section of the neighborhood. Not one generic name in the bunch. Each one a Shanequa or a LaShandre. For the whole 10 weeks I was working with them, I couldn't remember any one of their names. It still came down to, "Ok, you and you go there, you go there..."
 
2014-03-18 11:57:30 AM  
Ssedog would be quite flattering.
 
2014-03-18 12:00:07 PM  
i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-18 12:09:30 PM  
I'da gone with "Nosmo King", myself.

Ebonics are farking stupid. Stop it. Pull your farking pants up.
 
2014-03-18 12:17:10 PM  
"I would eat when I was bored. I'd eat three huge meals a day, and then snack in between. Sad or happy, I'd turn to food for everything."

Takes personal responsibility for her condition, admits it's her own fault for stuffing her fat farking face all the time, and changes? Hot damn, that's a novelty.
 
2014-03-18 12:23:16 PM  
She looks hot.  I would fark her.
 
2014-03-18 12:32:31 PM  

TommyymmoT: She looks great. I just hope her husband didn't have some kind of fatty fetish.


Done in one.
 
2014-03-18 12:33:15 PM  
I would touch her penis.
 
2014-03-18 12:35:26 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: willfullyobscure: Satan's Bunny Slippers: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Came to say this, glad it's been covered.

Seriously lady, good for you, but gotdammit, pick a real name.

It's Heaven spelled backwards. It's pretty cool as a new kind of name, you know. It's not just some illiterate made up Afrobabble or pretend "Celtic" name with likewise-illiterate supernumerary vowels.


And It's cross-racial, cross cultural- A very good example of how the melting pot that is the USA can bring forth new kinds of expression that are affirmative and uplifting. We used to take pride in doing that, as a country.

I know what it is.  It still sucks as a name.  There is nothing 'cool' about it.  It ranks right up there with other "ethnic" names like Shanequeh, Dis'mennet etc. You may like it, that's your right, as it is my right to say it's silly.

Names used to be based on family history, lineage, whatever.  Not just "I'll make up whatever shiat I feel like and saddle my kid with it until they are old enough to have it legally changed or become a stripper"


Exactly. In our family, there are no Caiden, Jayden, MacKenzie, Neveah, Destiny McStripperPole Skankycooch (yep, that was a direct reference to Miley Cyrus). We have blacks (they aren't fans of the PC term African American) and Arabs in our family, and not one of them has chosen bizarre, outlandish names for their kids. Most still pull from somewhere in the family lineage, and even those who don't chose normal names that don't require the you to ask five times how the hell to spell it.
 
2014-03-18 12:45:40 PM  
She dropped the weight, good for both of them.  I hope kegel workouts are part of her routine (and that Jody had no part in any of this).
 
2014-03-18 12:47:57 PM  

Aigoo: Exactly. In our family, there are no Caiden, Jayden, MacKenzie, Neveah, Destiny McStripperPole Skankycooch (yep, that was a direct reference to Miley Cyrus). We have blacks (they aren't fans of the PC term African American) and Arabs in our family, and not one of them has chosen bizarre, outlandish names for their kids. Most still pull from somewhere in the family lineage, and even those who don't chose normal names that don't require the you to ask five times how the hell to spell it.


Sadly, in my family we now have a Rylan, Brayden, (it's the spelling that gets me on that one), and a MacKenzie.  (which although I'm showing my age, will always be that Budweiser dog).

I can only shake my head and keep my mouth shut.  They're my great nephews, but not my kids, so I get no say, and I'm not ever going to voice my feelings out loud to anyone in the family about it.

But in a family of Ed, Joyce, Patricia, Ron, Jennifer, Chad, Steve, etc, they kind of stand out......*sigh*
 
2014-03-18 01:02:15 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Sadly, in my family we now have a Rylan, Brayden, (it's the spelling that gets me on that one), and a MacKenzie. (which although I'm showing my age, will always be that Budweiser dog).


That's not beer, eh?

image.tmdb.org
 
2014-03-18 01:03:19 PM  
Laobaojun:

Now, if she gains the weight back because he treats her like crap and undermines her self-esteem at every turn, that wouldn't surprise me either (seen that happen, too).

The moment he leaves she gets her shiat togethor?  Yea, he's plays a role in this. He eats Ice cream and cake in front of her? Honestly  that's a dick move.

I applaud her losing the weight and eating healthy. But she's either fat or divorced in a year becasue he undermines her, or he likes the fatties, or she starts seeing new options in her life.
 
2014-03-18 01:06:07 PM  

Danger Mouse: Laobaojun:

Now, if she gains the weight back because he treats her like crap and undermines her self-esteem at every turn, that wouldn't surprise me either (seen that happen, too).

The moment he leaves she gets her shiat togethor?  Yea, he's plays a role in this. He eats Ice cream and cake in front of her? Honestly  that's a dick move.

I applaud her losing the weight and eating healthy. But she's either fat or divorced in a year becasue he undermines her, or he likes the fatties, or she starts seeing new options in her life.


That's harsh.  Maybe he just doesn't give a crap either way and never did, and maybe she can hold it together for her own sake.
 
2014-03-18 01:06:49 PM  
Do names make a difference?
Hell yes.

I have one of those confusing unisex names. Like Bailey, Carmen, Dana or Jordan (and yes, I know men and women for each of these names). Mine is more common among women in certain parts of the US, sort of like Stacy, Tracy and Lynn (also names of men - like Stacy Keach, Tracy Morgan, Lynn Swann, etc.) even though it is also very traditional in it's origin like Michael, Thomas, Victoria and Ellen.

And here's what I can tell you: When I switched to using my middle name, which is very masculine in it's use and very traditional name, it made a huge difference in how people perceived me and what options they extended to me by name alone. Will I ever go back to using my real first name? Nope.

And parents should know better. Stupid sounding names will equal harassment and embarrassment for your child, resulting in possible self-esteem issues, depression, and the associated stunted success in life. Some kids are smart enough to hide their real names and use something more traditional and carry that forward as an adult and it actually opens doors for them as well.
Thnk about that before giving your baby some stupid name such as "Shi'Thead As;shole Moran:"
 
2014-03-18 01:07:03 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: I can only shake my head and keep my mouth shut. They're my great nephews, but not my kids, so I get no say, and I'm not ever going to voice my feelings out loud to anyone in the family about it.

But in a family of Ed, Joyce, Patricia, Ron, Jennifer, Chad, Steve, etc, they kind of stand out......*sigh*


1) Yep, that's how you should respond.
2) And in 20-40 years Brayden is going to be saying the same thing about the next name trend. Circle of life, yo.  I don't know an Ed younger than 30, Until the 20th century Chad was uncommon, same with Jennifer.  So it goes.
 
2014-03-18 01:17:00 PM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: Until the 20th century Chad was uncommon, same with Jennifer.


true enough.  I have nothing against those particular names, they can be derivatives of older names like Jennifer (Gwenhwyfar)is, but they're not.  But a giant......meh.

I have a fairly old root first name, one that was given to boys in its day (17th century).  I'm a girl, and a guy with my name would get funny looks.  It's not a gender neutral name like discussed above.  Anything from 19th century on its been a girl name.  Things change, I know.  but spelling a word backwards and calling it a new name doesn't wash with me.
 
2014-03-18 01:21:25 PM  

cixelsyD Designs: Still doesn't beat my favorite ghetto name I've seen. L-ah. Pronounced Le(dash)ah no joke.


Once, in a Wal-Mart in Cape May, New Jersey, the woman working the register was name Tahkeylah. That's right, "tequila."
 
2014-03-18 01:27:27 PM  
Would.
 
2014-03-18 01:28:28 PM  
Honey, while you were away, I lost some weight... and bought a new house... and then there's Bob.
 
2014-03-18 01:33:23 PM  

boyvoyeur: Honey, while you were away, I lost some weight... and bought a new house... and then there's Bob.


img.fark.net


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-18 01:35:14 PM  

boyvoyeur: Honey, while you were away, I lost some weight... and bought a new house... and then there's  Bob.


"The big guest.  Lose her."
 
2014-03-18 01:35:36 PM  
Dumb cow loses weight is only news in the USA.
 
2014-03-18 01:37:33 PM  
Well good on her, I'm sure she feels much more healthy just cutting out all the junk food, with weight loss being the happy bonus for her. But...

I wonder if the hubby will be happy? I'm thinking if they have been together since HS and she was always overweight, there is a chance he's a chubby chaser. So, if he has that particular taste and she has changed her physique that drastically I wonder if it will change their relationship dynamic?
 
2014-03-18 01:59:24 PM  

mike_d85: She doesn't look like a 12 year old boy, she looks like a raging biatch.

Look at the "after" picture with her husband home from deployment.  Bear in mind he is back recently enough to be in fatigues and that appears to be an airport.  She is straight lipped with a 1000-yard stare.

Mark my words: Raging. Biatch.

/Do you mark them?


RBF: Resting Biatch Face
 
2014-03-18 02:00:44 PM  

Far Cough: Danger Mouse: Laobaojun:

Now, if she gains the weight back because he treats her like crap and undermines her self-esteem at every turn, that wouldn't surprise me either (seen that happen, too).

The moment he leaves she gets her shiat togethor?  Yea, he's plays a role in this. He eats Ice cream and cake in front of her? Honestly  that's a dick move.

I applaud her losing the weight and eating healthy. But she's either fat or divorced in a year becasue he undermines her, or he likes the fatties, or she starts seeing new options in her life.

That's harsh.  Maybe he just doesn't give a crap either way and never did, and maybe she can hold it together for her own sake.


I know, I am cold-blooded about this stuff, but I have watched this script play out a few times.  If they stay together, she'll be fat again.  If she keeps it off, he won't know how to deal with a woman who feels good about herself, and he'll walk.  I didn't catch what his MOS was, but maybe if he is a medic, he really is that nice to appreciate the new, thinner look without getting all passive-aggressive about it, but if he is almost any other specialty, there is a divorce on the horizon, or baby will get back again.
 
2014-03-18 02:41:32 PM  

fasahd: Satan's Bunny Slippers:
Names used to be based on family history, lineage, whatever.  Not just "I'll make up whatever shiat I feel like and saddle my kid with it until they are old enough to have it legally changed or become a stripper"

Okay, Smith for example was a trade, Johnson was the son of John. But how in the
 hell do you end of a family name like "Dickinson?"


There are two ways....
 
2014-03-18 02:49:47 PM  
I dunno, that before pic looks a little more like 350 lbs.... but hey, good for her. I think it's great.

I'd like to drop 100 lbs, but until they get some exercise machine to work me while I'm reading fark, that ain't gunna happen.
 
2014-03-18 02:55:50 PM  
Laobaojun: ...

I know, I am cold-blooded about this stuff, but I have watched this script play out a few times.  If they stay together, she'll be fat again.  If she keeps it off, he won't know how to deal with a woman who feels good about herself, and he'll walk.  I didn't catch what his MOS was, but maybe if he is a medic, he really is that nice to appreciate the new, thinner look without getting all passive-aggressive about it, but if he is almost any other specialty, there is a divorce on the horizon, or baby will get back again.

The nonstop weight obsession for people who have to work hard at keeping it off can be extremely taxing on a partner.  Especially one who didn't care in the first place.
 
2014-03-18 03:47:23 PM  

baconbeard: fasahd: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Or "Damn it Oh God" or something.
 I knew a couple that made this name choice
 It's heaven spelled backward.

We named our daughter Lleh.


Meh, still a better name than "Hctib Elttil" .

/For Pony!
//NOT A MLP REFERENCE
///Not obscure to some farkers, I am sure.
 
2014-03-18 04:05:11 PM  

washington-babylon: baconbeard: fasahd: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Or "Damn it Oh God" or something.
 I knew a couple that made this name choice
 It's heaven spelled backward.

We named our daughter Lleh.

Meh, still a better name than "Hctib Elttil" .

/For Pony!
//NOT A MLP REFERENCE
///Not obscure to some farkers, I am sure.


Sooba is a she.
 
2014-03-18 04:50:12 PM  

Tiberius Sulla: washington-babylon: baconbeard: fasahd: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Or "Damn it Oh God" or something.
 I knew a couple that made this name choice
 It's heaven spelled backward.

We named our daughter Lleh.

Meh, still a better name than "Hctib Elttil" .

/For Pony!
//NOT A MLP REFERENCE
///Not obscure to some farkers, I am sure.

Sooba is a she.


That She is. It is funny that Cale hasn't bothered to check.
 
2014-03-18 05:17:04 PM  

washington-babylon: Tiberius Sulla: washington-babylon: baconbeard: fasahd: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Or "Damn it Oh God" or something.
 I knew a couple that made this name choice
 It's heaven spelled backward.

We named our daughter Lleh.

Meh, still a better name than "Hctib Elttil" .

/For Pony!
//NOT A MLP REFERENCE
///Not obscure to some farkers, I am sure.

Sooba is a she.

That She is. It is funny that Cale hasn't bothered to check.


Or doesn't know any better.
 
2014-03-18 05:39:21 PM  

I alone am best: Jack's Smirking Revenge: Neveah.  Ugh.  I'd say it's the worst name for a child ever, but then along came Renesmee.

Neveah gonna give you up, Neveah gonna let you down, Neveah gonna run around and desert you....


www.bubblews.com

Neveah!  Neveah run away.
 
2014-03-18 05:42:06 PM  

Tiberius Sulla: washington-babylon: Tiberius Sulla: washington-babylon: baconbeard: fasahd: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Or "Damn it Oh God" or something.
 I knew a couple that made this name choice
 It's heaven spelled backward.

We named our daughter Lleh.

Meh, still a better name than "Hctib Elttil" .

/For Pony!
//NOT A MLP REFERENCE
///Not obscure to some farkers, I am sure.

Sooba is a she.

That She is. It is funny that Cale hasn't bothered to check.

Or doesn't know any better.


I would hope he knows better. He had a wife and kids B.R. (Before Richard) and has gotten busy with Benny at least once.
 
2014-03-18 05:50:28 PM  

Boo_Guy: I predict about 6 months until she leaves him  because of all the new options she has from the weight-loss.


Why? Her husband is good looking.
 
2014-03-18 05:58:56 PM  

pkellmey: Spouse does better when hubby isn't in her daily life. Good to know.


cracks me up. since my divorce my fitness level, concentration, energy levels, happiness, productivity have all gone through the roof.

Ready to ask out a young cutie in my exercise group.
 
2014-03-18 06:23:31 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: wow good for her.
She weighed a duce and a half in highschool. That is nuts. Either this guy really loved her for her (and had a thing for fat chicks) or he is covering up the ghey.

/notice how she's not showing skin.


Well, if he was covering up the ghey, her looking like a boy is a win-win for both of 'em, I'd say.
 
2014-03-18 06:33:17 PM  
So no one bothered to post the pictures from TFA?

localtvktvi.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-18 07:03:12 PM  

Loadmaster: So no one bothered to post the pictures from TFA?


We saw his tattoo, her "before" waistline, whatever the fark is on her feet in the middle pic, and that cell phone attached to his hip and were like, nah, we've seen enough of this.
 
2014-03-18 07:43:21 PM  

colinspooky: I am worried boys of 12 get bullied a lot in subbs neck of the woods


Actually, I think that Subby was probably making fun of the Fark chubby chasers who accuse guys that like their women thinner than Christina Hendricks of being closet pedos.
 
2014-03-18 09:17:51 PM  

puckrock2000: cixelsyD Designs: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.

How about I name my daughter Tulsa. I think she'll be very popular later in life.

/Still doesn't beat my favorite ghetto name I've seen. L-ah. Pronounced Le(dash)ah no joke.

Yes, it is a joke.

/you forgot "Oranjello", his brother "Lemonjello", and their sister "Female" ("fa-MAH-lee")


Oranjello and Lemonjello are twins and are real. Used to be on one my hospital payrolls in Savannah.

I had another set of twins named Chardannay  and Chateaubriand at another hospital.
 
2014-03-18 09:25:30 PM  

Another Government Employee: puckrock2000: cixelsyD Designs: The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.

How about I name my daughter Tulsa. I think she'll be very popular later in life.

/Still doesn't beat my favorite ghetto name I've seen. L-ah. Pronounced Le(dash)ah no joke.

Yes, it is a joke.

/you forgot "Oranjello", his brother "Lemonjello", and their sister "Female" ("fa-MAH-lee")

Oranjello and Lemonjello are twins and are real. Used to be on one my hospital payrolls in Savannah.

I had another set of twins named Chardannay  and Chateaubriand at another hospital.


I went to college with twins named Brandy and Sherry.  They were the oldest kids in their family, and what started out as a silly goof became a family tradition.  Their brothers' names were "Jack" and "Wild Turkey."  OK, I made that last one up.  But their younger brother was named Jack.
 
2014-03-19 11:50:52 AM  
Another Government Employee:

Oranjello and Lemonjello are twins and are real. Used to be on one my hospital payrolls in Savannah.

The only real Lemongello is this guy:
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

Otherwise, Snopes says you're full of it.
 
2014-03-19 12:30:34 PM  

puckrock2000: Another Government Employee:

Oranjello and Lemonjello are twins and are real. Used to be on one my hospital payrolls in Savannah.

The only real Lemongello is this guy:
[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 187x269]

Otherwise, Snopes says you're full of it.


ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2014-03-19 01:32:00 PM  

The Singing Bush: and what the fark is that anyway? A personal shopper? Does that mean she goes around buying food for some other dude who is too rich to be bothered doing it himself? oooooo. .. wait.. ah yes.. it all comes together now. Never mind carry on

They're in North Carolina. You can buy a house there for the change in your couch cushions.


Especially compared to places like where I live (southern california, $564,500 median all, $699,000 median new, $702,841 average all feb 2014)

compared to

Mecklenburg county (Charlotte NC and metro)  $174,000 median feb 2014

and that's in the city... out in the holler it's way cheaper than that.
 
2014-03-19 10:15:21 PM  

The Singing Bush: FTFA:  "Before she became pregnant with her daughter, Nevaeh"

Oh god damn it


ninjamonkey.us
 
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