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(Daily Mail)   Nowadays you can't take douche bags through airport security ... they could be mistaken for TSA agents   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Asinine, Jimmy Choo, Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport, hand luggage, airport authorities, grenades, TSA  
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2014-03-18 10:38:05 AM  
Golfclap for Subby.
 
2014-03-18 10:40:14 AM  
And now Subby is on a no fly list.
 
2014-03-18 10:42:35 AM  
FARK THE TSA
 
2014-03-18 10:48:04 AM  
It'd be interesting to know if they sell that perfume in the airside shops?

I sense a plan brewing.

1) Goto duty free shop and buy a case of Jimmy Choo perfume
2) Stand in councourse giving away free perfume by throwing it for people to catch
3) Profit?
 
2014-03-18 10:50:38 AM  
I have known a couple of women where perfume could be classed a chemical weapon.
 
2014-03-18 10:50:45 AM  
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou approacheth the checkpoint. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
 
2014-03-18 10:52:42 AM  
"You can't professionalize unless you federalize"
 
2014-03-18 10:53:37 AM  

Pinko_Commie: It'd be interesting to know if they sell that perfume in the airside shops?

I sense a plan brewing.

1) Goto duty free shop and buy a case of Jimmy Choo perfume
2) Stand in councourse giving away free perfume by throwing it for people to catch
3) Profit?


Well, as there is a Duty Free Americas in Terminal 4 of Pheonix Sky Harbor (the Terminal Southwest flys from), and Duty Free Americas actually stock this item, it seems a perfect plan in my eyes.
 
2014-03-18 10:58:48 AM  

ArthurVandelay: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou approacheth the checkpoint. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.


/read that brit in my head
 
2014-03-18 11:00:47 AM  
So... They actually confused this:

i.dailymail.co.uk


For this:

img.fark.net


My response to the airport:

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-18 11:07:09 AM  
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-18 11:13:54 AM  
I get the outrage at the TSA for shutting down the airport for an hour and calling in the bomb squad, that's pretty obvious overreaction.

HOWEVER!

FTFA: She puts the £60 bottle in a plastic bag in her hand luggage and has been questioned about it three times in the past.

At that point, you no longer have sympathy from me. You are just doing it to see how far it can go. THREE times, and you still bring it? Buy some other over priced fart spray that comes in a regular bottle and stop goading the authorities... sheesh
 
2014-03-18 11:15:06 AM  
But what good is a flight these days without a few Douchebags?
 
2014-03-18 11:17:19 AM  

cixelsyD Designs: I get the outrage at the TSA for shutting down the airport for an hour and calling in the bomb squad, that's pretty obvious overreaction.

HOWEVER!

FTFA: She puts the £60 bottle in a plastic bag in her hand luggage and has been questioned about it three times in the past.

At that point, you no longer have sympathy from me. You are just doing it to see how far it can go. THREE times, and you still bring it? Buy some other over priced fart spray that comes in a regular bottle and stop goading the authorities... sheesh


Are you single? I am. And I get the feeling that most women's reaction would be either 'fark you, I need this perfume. It's essential to my life' or 'fark you, you don't tell me what to do'.
 
2014-03-18 11:23:28 AM  
Excuse me, but shouldn't threads about Justin Bieber be under the entertainment tab?
 
2014-03-18 11:30:32 AM  

kroonermanblack: cixelsyD Designs: I get the outrage at the TSA for shutting down the airport for an hour and calling in the bomb squad, that's pretty obvious overreaction.

HOWEVER!

FTFA: She puts the £60 bottle in a plastic bag in her hand luggage and has been questioned about it three times in the past.

At that point, you no longer have sympathy from me. You are just doing it to see how far it can go. THREE times, and you still bring it? Buy some other over priced fart spray that comes in a regular bottle and stop goading the authorities... sheesh

Are you single? I am. And I get the feeling that most women's reaction would be either 'fark you, I need this perfume. It's essential to my life' or 'fark you, you don't tell me what to do'.


No, I am not single, I am happily married. And yes, the wife does occasionally buy that expensive shiat. Seriously, it all smells the same to me. I'm still trying to figure out why she paid $40 for the Lady Gaga crap that's in the cupboard, apart from the cool bottle... OH!!!! That's it! The wife bought it for the bottle. Like this lady is intentionally buying it piss of the TSA!!!
 
2014-03-18 11:34:41 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-18 11:50:57 AM  

cixelsyD Designs: I get the outrage at the TSA for shutting down the airport for an hour and calling in the bomb squad, that's pretty obvious overreaction.

HOWEVER!

FTFA: She puts the £60 bottle in a plastic bag in her hand luggage and has been questioned about it three times in the past.

At that point, you no longer have sympathy from me. You are just doing it to see how far it can go. THREE times, and you still bring it? Buy some other over priced fart spray that comes in a regular bottle and stop goading the authorities... sheesh


Nope, just serves as a further indictment of the TSA for me.  Its a small bottle of perfume that fits the TSA's already draconian security theater regulations.  I'm a tech geek, so I generally travel with a lot of newer gadgets that TSA agents will sometime question, mostly out of curiosity.  It does not mean I should stop bringing my new toys with me when I travel and simply accept that the TSA gets to take them away under the flimsiest of pretenses.
 
2014-03-18 11:55:28 AM  

cixelsyD Designs: I get the outrage at the TSA for shutting down the airport for an hour and calling in the bomb squad, that's pretty obvious overreaction.

HOWEVER!

FTFA: She puts the £60 bottle in a plastic bag in her hand luggage and has been questioned about it three times in the past.

At that point, you no longer have sympathy from me. You are just doing it to see how far it can go. THREE times, and you still bring it? Buy some other over priced fart spray that comes in a regular bottle and stop goading the authorities... sheesh


Disagree. At that point the TSA has even less sympathy from me. The TSA has encountered this exact product THREE times in the past, and they still can't identify it as not-a-bomb.

Carrying something perfectly legally, that has in the past at three separate times been determined to be legal, is not goading the authorities. It's simply asking for a bit of competence, which is clearly still out of reach for that agency.
 
2014-03-18 12:00:46 PM  
I used to have a Sager gaming laptop, sometimes referred to as a desktop replacement. I also fly a lot. Probably every second or third time through security I would get comments from the tsa agent running the scanner and every fifth time or so they would take it aside and swab it for bomb residue. They didnt like or understand that a desktop cpu in a laptop required a massive cooling heatsink or the dual video cards. Just because they commented on it or regularly stabbed it did not mean I stopped traveling with my laptop that I used both for work and play. Screw the tsa.
 
2014-03-18 12:05:14 PM  

jimmythefly: cixelsyD Designs: I get the outrage at the TSA for shutting down the airport for an hour and calling in the bomb squad, that's pretty obvious overreaction.

HOWEVER!

FTFA: She puts the £60 bottle in a plastic bag in her hand luggage and has been questioned about it three times in the past.

At that point, you no longer have sympathy from me. You are just doing it to see how far it can go. THREE times, and you still bring it? Buy some other over priced fart spray that comes in a regular bottle and stop goading the authorities... sheesh

Disagree. At that point the TSA has even less sympathy from me. The TSA has encountered this exact product THREE times in the past, and they still can't identify it as not-a-bomb.

Carrying something perfectly legally, that has in the past at three separate times been determined to be legal, is not goading the authorities. It's simply asking for a bit of competence, which is clearly still out of reach for that agency.


And there it is folks!

I just hopped over to find out what you need to be a TSA agent, you know, to be able to cop a feel at the airports and such just to find out what was required.

I saw you must be 18, not have over $7,500 in bad debt (some bankruptcies accepted) not be a criminal.
Ya, didn't even see High School Education required. But you gotta piss clean!

/mostly trying to get some reactions from people 'round here
//I agree with all of you actually
///don't hurt me, I'm new!!!
 
2014-03-18 01:02:17 PM  
Don't take a bottle of Flower Bomb!

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/hot
 
2014-03-18 02:25:02 PM  
The stench coming from some of those high end "perfumes" could defiantly be called a deadly weapon.
 
2014-03-18 07:02:19 PM  

jimmythefly: cixelsyD Designs: I get the outrage at the TSA for shutting down the airport for an hour and calling in the bomb squad, that's pretty obvious overreaction.

HOWEVER!

FTFA: She puts the £60 bottle in a plastic bag in her hand luggage and has been questioned about it three times in the past.

At that point, you no longer have sympathy from me. You are just doing it to see how far it can go. THREE times, and you still bring it? Buy some other over priced fart spray that comes in a regular bottle and stop goading the authorities... sheesh

Disagree. At that point the TSA has even less sympathy from me. The TSA has encountered this exact product THREE times in the past, and they still can't identify it as not-a-bomb.

Carrying something perfectly legally, that has in the past at three separate times been determined to be legal, is not goading the authorities. It's simply asking for a bit of competence, which is clearly still out of reach for that agency.


Especially as it appears you can pick up the exact same product the other side of the security circus.
 
2014-03-19 04:32:50 AM  
Dear stupid woman,

Rather than getting stopped, repeatedly, over your expensive bottle of perfume, and possibly losing it - not to mention carrying an expensive glass bottle of perfume around - get one of these https://www.travalo.com/  for $10.
 
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