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(Do You Remember)   You know you're something special when 11 different classic rock songs are written about you   (doyouremember.com) divider line 13
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2014-03-18 08:47:56 AM  
8 votes:
She probably thinks this song is about her.
2014-03-18 11:17:21 AM  
2 votes:
George meets Patty and writes "Hello Patty, Pleased to Make Your Acquaintance"  George asks Patty to pass the mayonnaise and is inspired to write "Sauce Milady?"  Absentmindedly spilling the mustard while reaching for the mayo, a bespattered Eric Clapton writes "You Better Pay For My Drycleaning, You Clumsy But Sexy Cow."   An anguished George retaliates by writing the pained ode "Back Off Buster, I Saw Her First."  To placate what was clearly going to turn into a song and even perhaps dance battle Patty writes the diffusionary "Easy There is More Than Enough Of The Pattster For Everybody" to which George responded with the queasy-listening classic "Eesh."
2014-03-18 02:48:48 AM  
2 votes:
I bet her vagina is filled with a roach clip, guitar pic, a broken guitar string, an ash tray, sun glasses, rolling papers, cigarette butts, bead necklace, and an old tambourine.
2014-03-18 11:19:12 AM  
1 votes:

Brick-House: [papundits.files.wordpress.com image 640x485]


I...  don't understand this political cartoon.
2014-03-18 10:16:10 AM  
1 votes:

meow said the dog: amindtat: meow said the dog: That was the boredom. Mister Peter Steele wrote three of the songs of he about me. Truthful story. We were not those who were engaging in sexing although I know he wished to do this but was always the gentleman. He is very missed and had death sooner than desired by me.

Wait...what? You were the inspiration for the first Type O Negative album?

LAUGHTER OL no that was the one of much depression for Pete. I bring the joys of the rainbows.


So... Origin of the Feces, then?
2014-03-18 09:56:06 AM  
1 votes:
"I bet her vagina is filled with a roach clip, guitar pic, a broken guitar string, an ash tray, sun glasses, rolling papers, cigarette butts, bead necklace, and an old tambourine."

$5 for the guitar pick IF it was Clapton's and it still smells of cooter.
2014-03-18 09:48:39 AM  
1 votes:

RottenEggs: airsupport: Whatchoo Talkinbout: JerkyMeat: I bet her vagina is filled with a roach clip, guitar pic, a broken guitar string, an ash tray, sun glasses, rolling papers, cigarette butts, bead necklace, and an old tambourine.

And a flashlight, find it and we can get out of here.
Are you kidding? Find my keys and we're driving out.

See, i would wager that in order to have so many well-groupied classic rock musicians sniffing around her cooch, that thing must be tighter than a snare drum, with rippling muscle walls that can give your junk a real workout.  Probably couldn't fit all that stuff in there.   Just a theory.

 Really all cooch is good but some are just better than others . I'm guessing that she must have had some mighty fine cooch .


I'm betting it was oral skills that sealed the deals
2014-03-18 09:36:24 AM  
1 votes:
11 songs by 2 people. Wow.
2014-03-18 09:33:45 AM  
1 votes:

Brick-House: [papundits.files.wordpress.com image 640x485]


Further proof that EVERY thread becomes a political sh*tfest sooner or later.
2014-03-18 09:13:39 AM  
1 votes:

Whatchoo Talkinbout: JerkyMeat: I bet her vagina is filled with a roach clip, guitar pic, a broken guitar string, an ash tray, sun glasses, rolling papers, cigarette butts, bead necklace, and an old tambourine.

And a flashlight, find it and we can get out of here.
Are you kidding? Find my keys and we're driving out.


See, i would wager that in order to have so many well-groupied classic rock musicians sniffing around her cooch, that thing must be tighter than a snare drum, with rippling muscle walls that can give your junk a real workout.  Probably couldn't fit all that stuff in there.   Just a theory.
2014-03-18 09:04:25 AM  
1 votes:

JerkyMeat: I bet her vagina is filled with a roach clip, guitar pic, a broken guitar string, an ash tray, sun glasses, rolling papers, cigarette butts, bead necklace, and an old tambourine.


And a flashlight, find it and we can get out of here.
Are you kidding? Find my keys and we're driving out.
2014-03-18 09:02:57 AM  
1 votes:

jtown: She probably thinks this song is about her.


How vain of her
2014-03-18 08:48:00 AM  
1 votes:
That was the boredom. Mister Peter Steele wrote three of the songs of he about me. Truthful story. We were not those who were engaging in sexing although I know he wished to do this but was always the gentleman. He is very missed and had death sooner than desired by me.
 
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