iron_city_ap: 11 songs by 2 people. Wow.
meow said the dog: amindtat: meow said the dog: That was the boredom. Mister Peter Steele wrote three of the songs of he about me. Truthful story. We were not those who were engaging in sexing although I know he wished to do this but was always the gentleman. He is very missed and had death sooner than desired by me.Wait...what? You were the inspiration for the first Type O Negative album?LAUGHTER OL no that was the one of much depression for Pete. I bring the joys of the rainbows.
RottenEggs: airsupport: Whatchoo Talkinbout: JerkyMeat: I bet her vagina is filled with a roach clip, guitar pic, a broken guitar string, an ash tray, sun glasses, rolling papers, cigarette butts, bead necklace, and an old tambourine.And a flashlight, find it and we can get out of here.Are you kidding? Find my keys and we're driving out.See, i would wager that in order to have so many well-groupied classic rock musicians sniffing around her cooch, that thing must be tighter than a snare drum, with rippling muscle walls that can give your junk a real workout. Probably couldn't fit all that stuff in there. Just a theory. Really all cooch is good but some are just better than others . I'm guessing that she must have had some mighty fine cooch .
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