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2014-03-18 02:48:48 AM
I bet her vagina is filled with a roach clip, guitar pic, a broken guitar string, an ash tray, sun glasses, rolling papers, cigarette butts, bead necklace, and an old tambourine.
 
2014-03-18 07:48:18 AM

JerkyMeat: I bet her vagina is filled with a roach clip, guitar pic, a broken guitar string, an ash tray, sun glasses, rolling papers, cigarette butts, bead necklace, and an old tambourine.


LOL.
 
2014-03-18 08:25:22 AM
Meh.  Cynthia Caster has a more impressive collection.
 
2014-03-18 08:44:35 AM
Sweet, sweet Connie disagrees.
 
2014-03-18 08:47:56 AM
She probably thinks this song is about her.
 
2014-03-18 08:48:00 AM
That was the boredom. Mister Peter Steele wrote three of the songs of he about me. Truthful story. We were not those who were engaging in sexing although I know he wished to do this but was always the gentleman. He is very missed and had death sooner than desired by me.
 
mhd
2014-03-18 08:51:44 AM
Warren Beatty?
 
2014-03-18 09:02:57 AM

jtown: She probably thinks this song is about her.


How vain of her
 
2014-03-18 09:04:25 AM

JerkyMeat: I bet her vagina is filled with a roach clip, guitar pic, a broken guitar string, an ash tray, sun glasses, rolling papers, cigarette butts, bead necklace, and an old tambourine.


And a flashlight, find it and we can get out of here.
Are you kidding? Find my keys and we're driving out.
 
2014-03-18 09:13:39 AM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: JerkyMeat: I bet her vagina is filled with a roach clip, guitar pic, a broken guitar string, an ash tray, sun glasses, rolling papers, cigarette butts, bead necklace, and an old tambourine.

And a flashlight, find it and we can get out of here.
Are you kidding? Find my keys and we're driving out.


See, i would wager that in order to have so many well-groupied classic rock musicians sniffing around her cooch, that thing must be tighter than a snare drum, with rippling muscle walls that can give your junk a real workout.  Probably couldn't fit all that stuff in there.   Just a theory.
 
2014-03-18 09:24:59 AM
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2014-03-18 09:28:47 AM

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Has The Shrub given a speech since he left? I know he's showed up at a couple of those 'This Weekend Only At The Marriot' motivational tours with lots of 'How Jaysus Wants You To Be Successful Selling Real Estate' seminars.
 
2014-03-18 09:32:15 AM

airsupport: Whatchoo Talkinbout: JerkyMeat: I bet her vagina is filled with a roach clip, guitar pic, a broken guitar string, an ash tray, sun glasses, rolling papers, cigarette butts, bead necklace, and an old tambourine.

And a flashlight, find it and we can get out of here.
Are you kidding? Find my keys and we're driving out.

See, i would wager that in order to have so many well-groupied classic rock musicians sniffing around her cooch, that thing must be tighter than a snare drum, with rippling muscle walls that can give your junk a real workout.  Probably couldn't fit all that stuff in there.   Just a theory.


 Really all cooch is good but some are just better than others . I'm guessing that she must have had some mighty fine cooch .
 
2014-03-18 09:33:45 AM

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Further proof that EVERY thread becomes a political sh*tfest sooner or later.
 
2014-03-18 09:34:21 AM
I read her autobiography years ago,from what I remember,Harrison was sometimes really nasty to her and wasn't very discreet about his affairs with other women. Clapton pursued his friend's wife like his life depended on getting her,after he got her,he was aloof and whiny most of the time. By the end of the book I got the impression that she was sorry she ever left Harrison for Clapton.
 
2014-03-18 09:36:24 AM
11 songs by 2 people. Wow.
 
2014-03-18 09:36:42 AM

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really?
 
2014-03-18 09:42:57 AM
Meh, all of those songs were written by 2 guys, I'd be impressed if 6 or 7 people wrote a song about her, but 2 guys? Big deal.
 
2014-03-18 09:47:22 AM

meow said the dog: That was the boredom. Mister Peter Steele wrote three of the songs of he about me. Truthful story. We were not those who were engaging in sexing although I know he wished to do this but was always the gentleman. He is very missed and had death sooner than desired by me.


Wait...what? You were the inspiration for the first Type O Negative album?
 
2014-03-18 09:48:39 AM

RottenEggs: airsupport: Whatchoo Talkinbout: JerkyMeat: I bet her vagina is filled with a roach clip, guitar pic, a broken guitar string, an ash tray, sun glasses, rolling papers, cigarette butts, bead necklace, and an old tambourine.

And a flashlight, find it and we can get out of here.
Are you kidding? Find my keys and we're driving out.

See, i would wager that in order to have so many well-groupied classic rock musicians sniffing around her cooch, that thing must be tighter than a snare drum, with rippling muscle walls that can give your junk a real workout.  Probably couldn't fit all that stuff in there.   Just a theory.

 Really all cooch is good but some are just better than others . I'm guessing that she must have had some mighty fine cooch .


I'm betting it was oral skills that sealed the deals
 
2014-03-18 09:55:17 AM

Mikey1969: Meh, all of those songs were written by 2 guys, I'd be impressed if 6 or 7 people wrote a song about her, but 2 guys? Big deal.


Rosanna Arquette has at least as many guys writing classic rock songs about her.
 
2014-03-18 09:56:06 AM
"I bet her vagina is filled with a roach clip, guitar pic, a broken guitar string, an ash tray, sun glasses, rolling papers, cigarette butts, bead necklace, and an old tambourine."

$5 for the guitar pick IF it was Clapton's and it still smells of cooter.
 
2014-03-18 09:58:16 AM

JerkyMeat: I bet her vagina is filled with a roach clip, guitar pic, a broken guitar string, an ash tray, sun glasses, rolling papers, cigarette butts, bead necklace, and an old tambourine.


And a pair of tennis shoes I got from Jeff Beck.
 
2014-03-18 09:59:01 AM

amindtat: meow said the dog: That was the boredom. Mister Peter Steele wrote three of the songs of he about me. Truthful story. We were not those who were engaging in sexing although I know he wished to do this but was always the gentleman. He is very missed and had death sooner than desired by me.

Wait...what? You were the inspiration for the first Type O Negative album?


And for the song Black #1
 
2014-03-18 10:06:33 AM

Brick-House: [papundits.files.wordpress.com image 640x485]


I'm sure calling you a troll will just lead to some tirade about liberals, so take me through your thought process here. "Ooo, a headline that is just barely tangentially related to a mediocre political cartoon I saw, I should share it with everyone."
 
2014-03-18 10:06:34 AM

amindtat: meow said the dog: That was the boredom. Mister Peter Steele wrote three of the songs of he about me. Truthful story. We were not those who were engaging in sexing although I know he wished to do this but was always the gentleman. He is very missed and had death sooner than desired by me.

Wait...what? You were the inspiration for the first Type O Negative album?


LAUGHTER OL no that was the one of much depression for Pete. I bring the joys of the rainbows.
 
2014-03-18 10:08:00 AM
12 if you count "Promises".
 
2014-03-18 10:16:10 AM

meow said the dog: amindtat: meow said the dog: That was the boredom. Mister Peter Steele wrote three of the songs of he about me. Truthful story. We were not those who were engaging in sexing although I know he wished to do this but was always the gentleman. He is very missed and had death sooner than desired by me.

Wait...what? You were the inspiration for the first Type O Negative album?

LAUGHTER OL no that was the one of much depression for Pete. I bring the joys of the rainbows.


So... Origin of the Feces, then?
 
2014-03-18 10:18:41 AM
Counterpoint:

Many songs written by Kurt Cobain and Billy Corgan were about Courtney Love.


She is not special.
 
2014-03-18 10:25:47 AM

SlothB77: Counterpoint:

Many songs written by Kurt Cobain and Billy Corgan were about Courtney Love.


She is not special.


well... it depends how you define special.
 
2014-03-18 10:28:27 AM
At least she waited until after the Beatles broke up, so we still get the great Clapton guest riffs on Abbey Road.

/Also, Peter Steele was a crappy bass player
 
2014-03-18 10:46:46 AM

Spaced Lion: At least she waited until after the Beatles broke up, so we still get the great Clapton guest riffs on Abbey Road.

/Also, Peter Steele was a crappy bass player


Ooooh, tell me more about those...
 
2014-03-18 10:46:51 AM
Spaced Lion: At least she waited until after the Beatles broke up, so we still get the great Clapton guest riffs on Abbey Road While My Guitar Gently Weeps, the only Beatles song that Clapton played on.

FTFY

/Thanks, Mark Lewisohn
//Looking forward to reading his new Beatles books
 
2014-03-18 10:54:18 AM

iron_city_ap: 11 songs by 2 people. Wow.


Point of order:  those two people were George Harrison and Eric Clapton.  It would be hard to top that.
 
2014-03-18 11:00:49 AM

FlashHarry: SlothB77: Counterpoint:

Many songs written by Kurt Cobain and Billy Corgan were about Courtney Love.


She is not special.

well... it depends how you define special.



I believe Foo Fighters "Let It Die" was also about her.
 
2014-03-18 11:06:52 AM
List fails without "Have You Ever Loved a Woman".
 
2014-03-18 11:17:21 AM
George meets Patty and writes "Hello Patty, Pleased to Make Your Acquaintance"  George asks Patty to pass the mayonnaise and is inspired to write "Sauce Milady?"  Absentmindedly spilling the mustard while reaching for the mayo, a bespattered Eric Clapton writes "You Better Pay For My Drycleaning, You Clumsy But Sexy Cow."   An anguished George retaliates by writing the pained ode "Back Off Buster, I Saw Her First."  To placate what was clearly going to turn into a song and even perhaps dance battle Patty writes the diffusionary "Easy There is More Than Enough Of The Pattster For Everybody" to which George responded with the queasy-listening classic "Eesh."
 
2014-03-18 11:19:12 AM

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I...  don't understand this political cartoon.
 
2014-03-18 11:33:19 AM

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Brick-House: [papundits.files.wordpress.com image 640x485]

I...  don't understand this political cartoon.


You have to note the date in the signature. This was made during the 2008 election, when many things that Bush said in public that summer/fall *were* calculated against Obama's rising popularity.
 
2014-03-18 11:36:43 AM

Harry Freakstorm: Sweet, sweet Connie disagrees.


Little Rock, Represent!!!
 
2014-03-18 11:41:21 AM

JerkyMeat: I bet her vagina is filled with a roach clip, guitar pic, a broken guitar string, an ash tray, sun glasses, rolling papers, cigarette butts, bead necklace, and an old tambourine.


...and a diet coke.
 
2014-03-18 12:18:12 PM

Spaced Lion: At least she waited until after the Beatles broke up, so we still get the great Clapton guest riffs on Abbey Road.

/Also, Peter Steele was a crappy bass player


Clapton's on The White Album, on "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
 
2014-03-18 12:20:31 PM

meow said the dog: That was the boredom. Mister Peter Steele wrote three of the songs of he about me. Truthful story. We were not those who were engaging in sexing although I know he wished to do this but was always the gentleman. He is very missed and had death sooner than desired by me.


Having not been coming of the Fark lately, he is been glad to see the user of you still here!
 
2014-03-18 12:20:55 PM
Foo Fighters wrote "Monkey Wrench" about Courtney and her being such a biatch about the Nirvana music rights. So theres another one.
 
2014-03-18 12:49:21 PM

hamsack: Foo Fighters wrote "Monkey Wrench" about Courtney and her being such a biatch about the Nirvana music rights. So theres another one.


Stacked Actors was supposed to be criticizing the fakeness of Hollywood, you can make your own decision on who this was pointed at.

See through, yeah but what do you do
When you're just another aging drag queen
 
2014-03-18 12:58:20 PM
Not if they are only written by 3 people.. LOL
 
2014-03-18 12:59:07 PM
She must have had a snapper.
 
2014-03-18 01:10:19 PM

Henry Holland: Spaced Lion: At least she waited until after the Beatles broke up, so we still get the great Clapton guest riffs on Abbey Road While My Guitar Gently Weeps, the only Beatles song that Clapton played on.

FTFY

/Thanks, Mark Lewisohn
//Looking forward to reading his new Beatles books


I just finished the first one. I thought I knew just about everything about the Beatles, but there is a ton of backstory information in there that was very illuminating. Great read for a fan.
 
2014-03-18 01:28:53 PM

Mikey1969: Meh, all of those songs were written by 2 guys, I'd be impressed if 6 or 7 people wrote a song about her, but 2 guys? Big deal.


She's not a strumpet!
 
2014-03-18 01:39:22 PM
Patty Boyd was a well known model of the 60's and was a perfect beauty for the time - she was in the right place at the right time to connect with GH and through him spent a lot of time with Clapton so the love triangle was not unusual at all.
 
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