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(News4Jax)   Sketch of serial urinator released. Difficulty: it may be a Muppet   (news4jax.com) divider line 67
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2014-03-18 08:50:40 AM
I always wondered what happened to Philip Michael Thomas after Miami Vice.
 
2014-03-18 09:02:27 AM
Oh, Roosevelt. What happened to you?

img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-03-18 09:30:56 AM
What a pisser.
 
2014-03-18 10:00:03 AM
Looks like the sketch artist is just working with scanned face parts and MS Paint.
 
2014-03-18 10:34:51 AM
Who pissed in your corn flakes?

He did, apparently.

/See it's a serial/cereal joke.
 
2014-03-18 10:35:13 AM
The Gainsville Urinator just doesn't have the same kind of ring as, say, the Boston Strangler or Jack the Ripper.
 
2014-03-18 10:36:24 AM
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can go pee at will on old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land; nothing is sacred.
 
2014-03-18 10:38:21 AM
Not to be confused with:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-18 10:40:07 AM
Pissing on random strangers is one of those things I will go through life not understanding at all.
 
2014-03-18 10:41:06 AM
Parallel urination just doesn't work out well.
 
2014-03-18 10:41:38 AM
R Kelly?
 
2014-03-18 10:42:52 AM
Did they hire this lady as a sketch artist?

media3.s-nbcnews.com
 
2014-03-18 10:43:19 AM
Looks like Spoonie Luv was trying to clean his act up, get a real job and be a productive member of society, but he had a little setback
 
2014-03-18 10:43:26 AM

lockers: Pissing on random strangers is one of those things I will go through life not understanding at all.


So you're saying you'll never be a politician?
 
2014-03-18 10:44:13 AM
ionetheurbandaily.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-18 10:44:26 AM
i266.photobucket.com

Seemed a lot funnier in my brain. Most thing do.
 
2014-03-18 10:45:26 AM
Viral marketing.

t2.gstatic.com/hot
 
2014-03-18 10:46:00 AM
The Gainsville Urinator. The least intimidating serial criminal since the Cleveland Penguin Slapper.
 
2014-03-18 10:46:04 AM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2014-03-18 10:46:11 AM
Bears a resemblance

assets-s3.rollingstone.com
 
2014-03-18 10:47:27 AM
www.terrahawks.org

Could be a lesser known member of the Terrahawks. Maybe the guy who used to clean and gas up Royce's Rolls.
 
2014-03-18 10:48:39 AM
It's time to get things started
 
2014-03-18 10:51:36 AM

cgraves67: The Gainsville Urinator just doesn't have the same kind of ring as, say, the Boston Strangler or Jack the Ripper.


Now, if that was his name because he pissed into the empty eye sockets of the whores he disemboweled and popped their eyes out with a melon baller, then we'd have something there...
 
2014-03-18 10:52:49 AM
So Sid the Science Kid has a secret fetish?
 
2014-03-18 10:54:02 AM
FTA:  The urinating bandit is described as a black man between the ages of 25 and 30, about 6 feet tall with a medium to chunky build. During the last urination situation, the man was wearing a dark hoodie sweatshirt and baggy jeans.

They're on to us boys!

radiofacts.com

/The Disorderlies was an OK movie
 
2014-03-18 10:54:44 AM

whosits_112: cgraves67: The Gainsville Urinator just doesn't have the same kind of ring as, say, the Boston Strangler or Jack the Ripper.

Now, if that was his name because he pissed into the empty eye sockets of the whores he disemboweled and popped their eyes out with a melon baller, then we'd have something there...


Okay, now I'm scared.
 
2014-03-18 10:55:34 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-18 10:55:43 AM
97.mgl.skyrock.net

Skeet Skeet motherfarker!
 
2014-03-18 10:56:52 AM

whosits_112: cgraves67: The Gainsville Urinator just doesn't have the same kind of ring as, say, the Boston Strangler or Jack the Ripper.

Now, if that was his name because he pissed into the empty eye sockets of the whores he disemboweled and popped their eyes out with a melon baller, then we'd have something there...


I'll be in my bunk
 
2014-03-18 11:00:20 AM
Lessee..
amateur sketch, cereal joke, rapist search, airplane!, and farked up Jesus. I think this thread is done.
 
2014-03-18 11:00:35 AM
"During the last urination situation..."

Urination situation.

I love it.
 
2014-03-18 11:02:45 AM

Harry Freakstorm: [www.terrahawks.org image 160x180]

Could be a lesser known member of the Terrahawks. Maybe the guy who used to clean and gas up Royce's Rolls.


IMO, Terrahawks was the first signs of Gerry Anderson's onset of Alzheimer's
 
2014-03-18 11:02:53 AM

RevMark: "During the last urination situation..."

Urination situation.

I love it.


Urination Situation is the name of my Fergie / Black Eyed Peas cover band.
 
2014-03-18 11:03:53 AM

twistedmetal: What a pisser.


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-18 11:06:48 AM

TV's Vinnie: Harry Freakstorm: [www.terrahawks.org image 160x180]

Could be a lesser known member of the Terrahawks. Maybe the guy who used to clean and gas up Royce's Rolls.

IMO, Terrahawks was the first signs of Gerry Anderson's onset of Alzheimer's


Naw.  He just very, very desperately wanted Sylvia to come back.
 
2014-03-18 11:07:43 AM
Here ya go popo, I just GIS for you, here are your top suspects.

https://www.google.com/search?safe=off&tbs=simg:CAESZRpjCxCo1NgEGggIA w gKCBcIPQwLELCMpwgaNgo0CAESDtYH1Qf9B_18H2QfXB_14HGiCVPb1o5y98h6lGeHorg4 C3vdJwemJXW-johINAqQubyAwLEI6u_1ggaCgoICAESBKXrjO0M&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=x 2AoU4raDqO90gHz_IHQDg&ved=0CCUQsw4&biw=1230&bih=782">https://www.goog le.com/search?safe=off&tbs=simg:CAESZRpjCxCo1NgEGggIAw gKCBcIPQwLELCMpwgaNgo0CAESDtYH1Qf9B_18H2QfXB_14HGiCVPb1o5y98h6lGeHorg4 C3vdJwemJXW-johINAqQubyAwLEI6u_1ggaCgoICAESBKXrjO0M&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=x 2AoU4raDqO90gHz_IHQDg&ved=0CCUQsw4&biw=1230&bih=782

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-18 11:08:43 AM
I see...you're friends with the urinator, aren't you?
 
2014-03-18 11:09:43 AM

Farce-Side: RevMark: "During the last urination situation..."

Urination situation.

I love it.

Urination Situation is the name of my Fergie / Black Eyed Peas cover band.


Or as I call them, "Black Guy Pees" (which is factually incorrect, but "White Girl Pees" doesn't sound like "Black Eyed Peas")
 
2014-03-18 11:11:18 AM
i428.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-18 11:13:01 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-18 11:13:26 AM
Anyone can piss on the floor. Be a hero...shiat on the ceiling.
 
2014-03-18 11:13:44 AM
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-18 11:14:12 AM

cgraves67: The Gainsville Urinator just doesn't have the same kind of ring as, say, the Boston Strangler or Jack the Ripper.


Don't belittle him.  He'll get pissed off.  You'll get pissed on.
 
2014-03-18 11:14:24 AM
 
2014-03-18 11:14:54 AM
Bert.... un-muppeted


www.geekologie.com
 
2014-03-18 11:15:18 AM

RyansPrivates: Is he a man, or is he a muppet?


He's a muppet of a man.
 
2014-03-18 11:17:33 AM
Has any further information been leaked?
 
2014-03-18 11:20:36 AM

Nix Nightbird: Farce-Side: RevMark: "During the last urination situation..."

Urination situation.

I love it.

Urination Situation is the name of my Fergie / Black Eyed Peas cover band.

Or as I call them, "Black Guy Pees" (which is factually incorrect, but "White Girl Pees" doesn't sound like "Black Eyed Peas")


Indeed...

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-18 11:20:59 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: Anyone can piss on the floor. Be a hero...shiat on the ceiling.


When I was living in the dorm some guy was shiatting in the shower and leaving it.  This became a pretty big deal with the folks in charge trying to catch him.  Lotsa flyers were posted offering rewards for "The Shower Shiatter".

Don't think he was ever caught.
 
2014-03-18 11:23:13 AM

ristst: Sin_City_Superhero: Anyone can piss on the floor. Be a hero...shiat on the ceiling.

When I was living in the dorm some guy was shiatting in the shower and leaving it.  This became a pretty big deal with the folks in charge trying to catch him.  Lotsa flyers were posted offering rewards for "The Shower Shiatter".

Don't think he was ever caught.


That's because he started heeling it down the drain when things got too hot.
 
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