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(Orlando Sentinel)   Diners at Disney's T-Rex restaurant were treated to a gigantic, shattered fish tank during the dinner rush   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 4
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2014-03-18 12:34:29 AM
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Doesn't look to news worthy to me. A fish tank took a leak...at a Downtown Disney restaurant. Not even a especially large fish tank and not even a catastrophic fail/leak. They just need a bucket a and cleaning women.


Now if the windows of the "Living Seas" resturant gave way..that would be news worthy.
2014-03-18 04:49:15 AM
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Cerebral Ballsy: robohobo: Cerebral Ballsy: Yesterday I was at my friend's apartment watching a movie. He'd already seen it and he popped out to the grocery store. While he was there, I heard his kitchen sink make a noise. I went over to it and looked. There was a foul smelling liquid bubbling up out of the garbage disposal. In a split second, it filled the sink and gushed over the counter, spilling raw sewage onto the wooden floors. I ran and grabbed a bucket, kicked off my shoes and started bailing raw sewage into the bucket.

When the bucket was full, I ran outside and threw the horrible shiat on the lawn of the apartment complex and returned. I left the door ajar. As I continued to bail vomit-smelling water with bits of food in it, I screamed to the neighbors for help but no one heard me.

From the front door, you can see the kitchen but there's a high wall blocking the view of the sink. I frantically was bailing this disgusting mess as it continued to gush out of the sink. At that point my friend comes in the door, sees the panic on my face, and says "what's wrong with you?" Then he smells it and says "What the fark did you do??"

I spent the next two hours, covered in raw sewage, standing in soaked socks, babysitting the sink while we waited for the plumber to show up.

At one point I cried because while he passed me groceries to put in the fridge, I dropped some sliced cheese in the mess. Another, I forgot my hands were contaminated and I scratched my chin.

THAT was pandemonium.

It's a small world after-all?

Lawls.

3. The plumber tried to make me feel better about the nature of the sewage, telling me it was from the 2nd and 3rd floor kitchens and not the bathrooms, but I found a pubic hair in the mess when the water had receded.


That could just mean someone took a leak in the kitchen sink. I've pissed in every drain in my house, just because. 3 bathroom sinks, 2 showers, 1 kitchen sink, 1 attic sink, 1 garage sink, and 1 garage drain. Surely I dropped a pube here and there.
2014-03-18 04:40:02 AM
1 votes:

robohobo: Cerebral Ballsy: Yesterday I was at my friend's apartment watching a movie. He'd already seen it and he popped out to the grocery store. While he was there, I heard his kitchen sink make a noise. I went over to it and looked. There was a foul smelling liquid bubbling up out of the garbage disposal. In a split second, it filled the sink and gushed over the counter, spilling raw sewage onto the wooden floors. I ran and grabbed a bucket, kicked off my shoes and started bailing raw sewage into the bucket.

When the bucket was full, I ran outside and threw the horrible shiat on the lawn of the apartment complex and returned. I left the door ajar. As I continued to bail vomit-smelling water with bits of food in it, I screamed to the neighbors for help but no one heard me.

From the front door, you can see the kitchen but there's a high wall blocking the view of the sink. I frantically was bailing this disgusting mess as it continued to gush out of the sink. At that point my friend comes in the door, sees the panic on my face, and says "what's wrong with you?" Then he smells it and says "What the fark did you do??"

I spent the next two hours, covered in raw sewage, standing in soaked socks, babysitting the sink while we waited for the plumber to show up.

At one point I cried because while he passed me groceries to put in the fridge, I dropped some sliced cheese in the mess. Another, I forgot my hands were contaminated and I scratched my chin.

THAT was pandemonium.

It's a small world after-all?


Lawls.

Additional details:
1. The movie was This Is The End. It's a hilarious dark comedy about the apocalypse.

2. Earlier, we had connected his new washing machine. I really thought running the washing machine caused the backup. Every time we tested it, the sink would bubble up again. It was just a coincidence. The sewage was coming from the two floors above.

3. The plumber tried to make me feel better about the nature of the sewage, telling me it was from the 2nd and 3rd floor kitchens and not the bathrooms, but I found a pubic hair in the mess when the water had receded.

4. The neighbors eventually did notice and one asked me if I had seen his pasta. Yes. The plumber said it smelled like unholy vomit not because it was toilet sewage but because the food sits in the pipes for a long time and only moves down a foot or so when someone turns on the sink. So it decomposes while in the pipes.
2014-03-18 12:41:54 AM
1 votes:
Disney doesn't own or operate the restaurant. It is just a chain restaurant at a Disney operated shopping mall.
 
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