johnboy2978: Cerebral Ballsy: Yesterday I was at my friend's apartment watching a movie. He'd already seen it and he popped out to the grocery store. While he was there, I heard his kitchen sink make a noise. I went over to it and looked. There was a foul smelling liquid bubbling up out of the garbage disposal. In a split second, it filled the sink and gushed over the counter, spilling raw sewage onto the wooden floors. I ran and grabbed a bucket, kicked off my shoes and started bailing raw sewage into the bucket.When the bucket was full, I ran outside and threw the horrible shiat on the lawn of the apartment complex and returned. I left the door ajar. As I continued to bail vomit-smelling water with bits of food in it, I screamed to the neighbors for help but no one heard me.From the front door, you can see the kitchen but there's a high wall blocking the view of the sink. I frantically was bailing this disgusting mess as it continued to gush out of the sink. At that point my friend comes in the door, sees the panic on my face, and says "what's wrong with you?" Then he smells it and says "What the fark did you do??"I spent the next two hours, covered in raw sewage, standing in soaked socks, babysitting the sink while we waited for the plumber to show up.At one point I cried because while he passed me groceries to put in the fridge, I dropped some sliced cheese in the mess. Another, I forgot my hands were contaminated and I scratched my chin.THAT was pandemonium." and that is when I calmly grabbed my keys, shut off the tv and locked the door behind me." When you have raw sewage invading you house, that's when you find out who your real friends are, kind of like moving a piano up a flight of stairs.
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