MisterTweak: AverageAmericanGuy: Christians are not bound by the Old Testament. They have a New Testament that is communicated to them directly through the Holy Spirit.But tattoos are gauche.Some of them seem to obsess about the whole Ten Commandments thing - the Roy Moore thing from a few years back, or the monuments that are popping up like boners at a viagra factory.My eyes aren't the best, but if I squint a little I might be able to read it... "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; "Oh. Well, it's possible they all just lost a contact lens somewhere.[dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 262x365][dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 350x271]
Harry Freakstorm: [www.atheistinamerica.com image 198x250]We must also obey Commandments 11 through 15. Whatever they were.
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AverageAmericanGuy: Christians are not bound by the Old Testament. They have a New Testament that is communicated to them directly through the Holy Spirit.But tattoos are gauche.
Number40: So, what you're saying...is Catholics are the only Christians to celebrate mass?You should stop now. You're embarrassing yourself. Your self awareness is inversely proportional to your weight and stupidity.
Marcus Aurelius: AverageAmericanGuy: They have a New Testament that is communicated to them directly through the Holy SpiritMy copy must be on the fritz, because I haven't heard from that guy. Ever.
AverageAmericanGuy: They have a New Testament that is communicated to them directly through the Holy Spirit
ChubbyTiger: Is it just me, or was Paul sort of douchy in general? Not just the gay stuff, but I always get the impression that he was just a little more self righteous than necessary. Especially compared to the rest of them. I don't know.
Number40: AverageAmericanGuy: Christians are not bound by the Old Testament. They have a New Testament that is communicated to them directly through the Holy Spirit.But tattoos are gauche.Riiiiiight. That's why the Old Testament is never, EVER read in a Christian mass. Are you as fat as you are ignorant?
propasaurus: Leviticus 18:22 still counts, though.
Number40: So it actually MAY be easier, statistically speaking, for a camel/eye of needle camel toe a squirtle.
untaken_name: Eh, Christians only pretend to believe in the bible. Look at how many Christian churches serve ham on a regular basis. Look at how many churches perform interracial marriages, etc. They just want the moral authority that traditionally came from the bible without the inconvenience of following its rules.
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