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(MyFox Atlanta)   Pastor ignores that whole Leviticus thing and pays for his congregation's tattoos   (myfoxatlanta.com) divider line 29
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2014-03-18 12:29:33 AM  
7 votes:

MisterTweak: AverageAmericanGuy: Christians are not bound by the Old Testament. They have a New Testament that is communicated to them directly through the Holy Spirit.

But tattoos are gauche.

Some of them seem to obsess about the whole Ten Commandments thing - the Roy Moore thing from a few years back, or the monuments that are popping up like boners at a viagra factory.

My eyes aren't the best, but if I squint a little I might be able to read it... "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; "

Oh. Well, it's possible they all just lost a contact lens somewhere.

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It ain't a pushup until your chest touches the Bible, old man!
2014-03-18 08:56:25 AM  
2 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: [www.atheistinamerica.com image 198x250]

We must also obey Commandments 11 through 15. Whatever they were.


11. Be excellent to each other.
2014-03-18 07:57:45 AM  
2 votes:
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We must also obey Commandments 11 through 15. Whatever they were.
2014-03-18 05:04:48 AM  
2 votes:

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That's one seriously mixed up whore. I'd bet she's easy, though. For those who like such.
2014-03-18 04:29:36 AM  
2 votes:
You know who else like giving people tattoos?
2014-03-18 04:18:51 AM  
2 votes:
The Old Testament is the far superior Testament.

/just saying
2014-03-18 12:28:03 AM  
2 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Christians are not bound by the Old Testament. They have a New Testament that is communicated to them directly through the Holy Spirit.

But tattoos are gauche.


Some of them seem to obsess about the whole Ten Commandments thing - the Roy Moore thing from a few years back, or the monuments that are popping up like boners at a viagra factory.

My eyes aren't the best, but if I squint a little I might be able to read it... "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; "

Oh. Well, it's possible they all just lost a contact lens somewhere.

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2014-03-18 10:36:19 AM  
1 votes:
Sending his whole congregation straight to hell for eternity, with the gays.
2014-03-18 10:05:49 AM  
1 votes:
Wacky-ass kids these days and their tatts...

My college-age daughter has a couple of them, one on each arm. I'm not a fan, but at least they're tasteful and inoffensive so... no biggie to me. At least she's doing well in school, so I can't complain too much.

But goddamn, her gramma (my otherwise reasonable mom) is flipping ALL her shiat over it. I couldn't really understand why, until now. It's the whole Leviticus thing, I'll bet.
2014-03-18 09:58:26 AM  
1 votes:

Number40: So, what you're saying...is Catholics are the only Christians to celebrate mass?

You should stop now.  You're embarrassing yourself.   Your self awareness is inversely proportional to your weight and stupidity.


I don't think any Catholics celebrate mass...I think most of them attend begrudgingly.

Methodists don't have mass, Baptists don't have mass.  I don't know about all those other Protestants.
2014-03-18 09:55:47 AM  
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: AverageAmericanGuy: They have a New Testament that is communicated to them directly through the Holy Spirit

My copy must be on the fritz, because I haven't heard from that guy.  Ever.


Read the OLD TESTAMENT, that's where you'll find the Holy Spirit.
2014-03-18 09:29:27 AM  
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: They have a New Testament that is communicated to them directly through the Holy Spirit


My copy must be on the fritz, because I haven't heard from that guy.  Ever.
2014-03-18 09:19:46 AM  
1 votes:

ChubbyTiger: Is it just me, or was Paul sort of douchy in general? Not just the gay stuff, but I always get the impression that he was just a little more self righteous than necessary. Especially compared to the rest of them. I don't know.


1) He never met Jesus.
2) He decided on the veracity of the Jesus cult, which wasn't Christianity at that stage, but was more a Jewish reforming cult, after falling off his mount and hitting his head. Draw your own conclusions.
3) Shut up, whore: His views on women were later used as the basis for denying women the priesthood and the right to even speak in church. Despite his railings about the gheys, he was no fan of hetero-sex, either, except a grudging acknowledgement that "it is better to marry than to burn with passion", implying, as does that whole chapter of Corinthians, that lawful icky bumping of uglies was preferable to unlawful, but it was probably best avoided through self-discipline, like he, Paul, managed in what could only be described as a humour-deficient manner.

A lot of what is utterly wrong with the Christian Church (anti-Semitism, misogyny, to name a couple of examples) can be directly traced to this mendacious, sex-fearing douchebag who spent the first part of his life slurring proto-Christians, until a timely spot of brain damage made him equally opposed to the Jews, of which he was once a top-tier adherent.
2014-03-18 08:21:34 AM  
1 votes:
How most American Christians see the Old Testament:

blah blah God created the world in 6 days, blah blah blah, Noah...flood...ten commandments..blah blah blah...gays bad...blah blah blah
2014-03-18 07:57:03 AM  
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Christians are not bound by the Old Testament. They have a New Testament that is communicated to them directly through the Holy Spirit.

But tattoos are gauche.


A tattoo thread? All we need is a tipping and a NY vs Chicago pizza thread for the trifecta.


Bonus for combining them such as "waitress refused tips at NY/Chicago pizza place for having tattoos"
2014-03-18 07:41:22 AM  
1 votes:

MisterTweak: AverageAmericanGuy: Christians are not bound by the Old Testament. They have a New Testament that is communicated to them directly through the Holy Spirit.

But tattoos are gauche.

Some of them seem to obsess about the whole Ten Commandments thing - the Roy Moore thing from a few years back, or the monuments that are popping up like boners at a viagra factory.

My eyes aren't the best, but if I squint a little I might be able to read it... "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; "

Oh. Well, it's possible they all just lost a contact lens somewhere.

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Which is funny, because folks seem to be OK with forgiveness about adultery or stealing or bearing false witness, but the ghey, that seems to be a whole different story. Remember: you can forgive the breaking of God's Commandments, but a law that is on par with eating shellfish, shaving nattily, wearing poly-blend fibers and permanently owning property--which Leviticus was definitely down on--those are just suggestions*...

*Except for gheys. That is totally going to send you straight to Hell, and there's no coming back, O Sodomite...
2014-03-18 07:05:40 AM  
1 votes:

Danger Avoid Death:


Classy - I hear she also has braille version made of genital warts.
2014-03-18 07:04:35 AM  
1 votes:

Number40: AverageAmericanGuy: Christians are not bound by the Old Testament. They have a New Testament that is communicated to them directly through the Holy Spirit.

But tattoos are gauche.

Riiiiiight.  That's why the Old Testament is never, EVER read in a Christian mass.  Are you as fat as you are ignorant?


Christian mass?

You mean Catholic mass, I'm sure.

And I don't really have a good idea what those Mary worshippers do at their rituals.
2014-03-18 06:59:54 AM  
1 votes:
Is it just me, or was Paul sort of douchy in general? Not just the gay stuff, but I always get the impression that he was just a little more self righteous than necessary. Especially compared to the rest of them. I don't know.
2014-03-18 06:55:33 AM  
1 votes:

propasaurus: Leviticus 18:22 still counts, though.


Only if you are a Levite.
2014-03-18 06:45:06 AM  
1 votes:

Number40: So it actually MAY be easier, statistically speaking, for a camel/eye of needle camel toe a squirtle.

2014-03-18 06:10:53 AM  
1 votes:
Might as well go full retard and get a face or neck tat .
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2014-03-18 05:26:54 AM  
1 votes:
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preach the tolerance bros
2014-03-18 05:12:11 AM  
1 votes:

untaken_name: Eh, Christians only pretend to believe in the bible. Look at how many Christian churches serve ham on a regular basis. Look at how many churches perform interracial marriages, etc. They just want the moral authority that traditionally came from the bible without the inconvenience of following its rules.


0/10 Too obvious.
2014-03-18 05:00:46 AM  
1 votes:
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2014-03-18 04:24:25 AM  
1 votes:
If all of the members of your church are getting church logo tattoos, you might want to consider whether you've created a cult.
2014-03-18 12:26:16 AM  
1 votes:
Leviticus 18:22 still counts, though.
2014-03-18 12:25:41 AM  
1 votes:
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2014-03-17 11:57:08 PM  
1 votes:
Christians are not bound by the Old Testament. They have a New Testament that is communicated to them directly through the Holy Spirit.

But tattoos are gauche.
 
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