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(Some Scary Guy)   If you're going to host a scary masquerade ball at a hotel, you might want to make sure Sen. John Kerry, Snoop Dogg, and Jerry Seinfeld aren't staying there as well   (exhibitoronline.com) divider line 15
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2014-03-18 04:53:51 AM
3 votes:
Wow so even they were paying guests they were denied use of the front door and main elevators because some celebrities did not want to look at them.

 I guess it's true, "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."
2014-03-18 08:09:10 AM
2 votes:

You Are All Sheep: Well IMO if you have paid full price for the facilities, but then those facilities are later restricted to you, you are due some sort of price break on your stay, yes?


I would've asked for a full refund from the hotel.  They had booked it and had every right to use the facilities and do things like come in through the front door and use the elevators.  It's the hotel's fault that they booked something like this the same weekend as a presidential hopeful was there.  The horror people have no way of knowing who else is using the hotel.
2014-03-18 07:28:54 AM
2 votes:
Yeah.. pretty sure it isn't the event organizer's job to make sure people who think they're more important than everyone else aren't at the same venue.  That's the job of the event coordinator, who works for the venue, to make sure things like this are dealt with before guns get pulled.
2014-03-18 04:10:19 AM
2 votes:
I'm in no danger of inviting any of those assholes to my next soiree.

And John Kerry is no longer a senator.  He's the farking Secretary of State, whatever that means  Benghazi! booyaa.

Fark John Kerry, fark, Snoop Dog and fark everyone else.  Oh and especially fark Jerry Seinfeld.  His show was stupid and you should feel bad for watching it.
2014-03-18 10:15:48 AM
1 votes:

You Are All Sheep: obamadidcoke: Wow so even they were paying guests they were denied use of the front door and main elevators because some celebrities did not want to look at them.
 I guess it's true, "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."
Well IMO if you have paid full price for the facilities, but then those facilities are later restricted to you, you are due some sort of price break on your stay, yes?


At least a price break? Better they told you up front that they will gladly rent you a room but will not let you get to it.

Just let the guards stand outside their room door. What is this blocking the elevator BS?
2014-03-18 08:48:55 AM
1 votes:
John Kerry could have joined the party and no one would have noticed.
2014-03-18 08:26:06 AM
1 votes:

gfid: I'm in no danger of inviting any of those assholes to my next soiree.

And John Kerry is no longer a senator.  He's the farking Secretary of State, whatever that means  Benghazi! booyaa.

Fark John Kerry, fark, Snoop Dog and fark everyone else.  Oh and especially fark Jerry Seinfeld.  His show was stupid and you should feel bad for watching it.


bu bu bu but I don't...  and I re-watched the entire thing again last year..... Oh dear gfid tell me what should I watch? TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD LIKE AND NOT LIKE!!! I NEED TO KNOW!!
2014-03-18 07:59:07 AM
1 votes:

robohobo: wax_on: Isn't it 'Secretary of State John Kerry" now not Sen. John Kerry? Being the only Secretary of State is a much more important position than one of 50 senators.

Maybe he flips back and forth between positions.


Maybe no one gives 2 shiats about the very French looking John Kerry.
2014-03-18 07:12:46 AM
1 votes:

obamadidcoke: Wow so even they were paying guests they were denied use of the front door and main elevators because some celebrities did not want to look at them.

 I guess it's true, "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."


Well IMO if you have paid full price for the facilities, but then those facilities are later restricted to you, you are due some sort of price break on your stay, yes?
2014-03-18 05:38:28 AM
1 votes:
Attention whores whining about attention.
2014-03-18 04:36:12 AM
1 votes:

Coming on a Bicycle: Americans that overreact? Say it ain't so!


Seriously. It's like Fark.com or something.
2014-03-18 04:35:17 AM
1 votes:
Americans that overreact? Say it ain't so!
2014-03-18 03:14:27 AM
1 votes:
make sure Sen. John Kerry, Snoop Dogg, and Jerry Seinfeld aren't staying there

Because we don't want to upset the delicate genius.
2014-03-18 02:37:33 AM
1 votes:
If this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes
2014-03-18 02:26:01 AM
1 votes:
Something you don't think about when you're at a haunted house or Santa village. People in those businesses have been working on them since last year. Hence a spookie industry trade show in the spring. I think there's a Santacon in July. Toy orders are set before August.
 
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