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(Some Scary Guy)   If you're going to host a scary masquerade ball at a hotel, you might want to make sure Sen. John Kerry, Snoop Dogg, and Jerry Seinfeld aren't staying there as well   (exhibitoronline.com) divider line 44
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2014-03-18 12:41:08 AM
Well, you wanted a reaction.....
 
2014-03-18 02:26:01 AM
Something you don't think about when you're at a haunted house or Santa village. People in those businesses have been working on them since last year. Hence a spookie industry trade show in the spring. I think there's a Santacon in July. Toy orders are set before August.
 
2014-03-18 02:31:49 AM
I could swear I saw this on Showtime a few weeks ago.  Wasn't Snoop's companion an animated mongoose?
 
2014-03-18 02:37:33 AM
If this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes
 
2014-03-18 02:57:54 AM
Wow, that IS scary!!
 
2014-03-18 03:14:27 AM
make sure Sen. John Kerry, Snoop Dogg, and Jerry Seinfeld aren't staying there

Because we don't want to upset the delicate genius.
 
2014-03-18 03:18:00 AM
The Secret Service apologizes that you cannot be seen near Senator Lurch.
 
2014-03-18 03:24:10 AM

TomD9938: make sure Sen. John Kerry, Snoop Dogg, and Jerry Seinfeld aren't staying there

Because we don't want to upset the delicate genius.


Now, Snoop's not the hardest baller, but I wouldn't call him "delicate".
 
2014-03-18 03:29:37 AM
I'm just going to type.. Too scared to read.
 
2014-03-18 03:35:25 AM
well....
 
2014-03-18 03:45:15 AM
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2014-03-18 04:10:19 AM
I'm in no danger of inviting any of those assholes to my next soiree.

And John Kerry is no longer a senator.  He's the farking Secretary of State, whatever that means  Benghazi! booyaa.

Fark John Kerry, fark, Snoop Dog and fark everyone else.  Oh and especially fark Jerry Seinfeld.  His show was stupid and you should feel bad for watching it.
 
2014-03-18 04:19:15 AM
He should have booked Smashmouth. People know you're a serious organization when Smashmouth plays your convention.
 
2014-03-18 04:20:26 AM
Isn't it 'Secretary of State John Kerry" now not Sen. John Kerry? Being the only Secretary of State is a much more important position than one of 50 senators.
 
2014-03-18 04:21:26 AM

wax_on: Isn't it 'Secretary of State John Kerry" now not Sen. John Kerry? Being the only Secretary of State is a much more important position than one of 50 senators.


Maybe he flips back and forth between positions.
 
2014-03-18 04:35:17 AM
Americans that overreact? Say it ain't so!
 
2014-03-18 04:36:12 AM

Coming on a Bicycle: Americans that overreact? Say it ain't so!


Seriously. It's like Fark.com or something.
 
2014-03-18 04:42:09 AM

gfid: And John Kerry is no longer a senator. He's the farking Secretary of State, whatever that means Benghazi! booyaa.


wax_on: Isn't it 'Secretary of State John Kerry" now not Sen. John Kerry? Being the only Secretary of State is a much more important position than one of 50 senators.


According to the Midwest Haunters Convention website, the first convention was held in 2004, when Senator John Kerry was running for president. The first sentence of the second paragraph of the article reads "We had just such an encounter the first year we hosted the Midwest Haunters Convention ..."

Which explains the heavy Secret Service detail, something Kerry wouldn't warrant as either a Senator or as Secretary of State (whose security is provided by the Diplomatic Security Service).
 
2014-03-18 04:53:51 AM
Wow so even they were paying guests they were denied use of the front door and main elevators because some celebrities did not want to look at them.

 I guess it's true, "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."
 
2014-03-18 04:56:44 AM

obamadidcoke: Wow so even they were paying guests they were denied use of the front door and main elevators because some celebrities did not want to look at them.

 I guess it's true, "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."


Shock! Awe!
 
2014-03-18 05:07:05 AM
The man just isn't cool with our groove.  dig it

wax_on: Isn't it 'Secretary of State John Kerry" now not Sen. John Kerry? Being the only Secretary of State is a much more important position than one of 50 senators.


The expanded the league an we have 100 senators now/ the more you know
 
2014-03-18 05:35:39 AM

Danger Avoid Death: Which explains the heavy Secret Service detail, something Kerry wouldn't warrant as either a Senator or as Secretary of State (whose security is provided by the Diplomatic Security Service).


I would think whoever is serving as Secretary of State would have a lot of security surrounding them.  It's not quite President, but it is a fairly high office and he does travel to foreign countries quite often.

Can you imagine the shiatstorm that would ensue if John Kerry was kidnapped by terrorists or just outright assassinated?  Whether or not you like Kerry's politics, that would be pretty bad.  I'm sure he has a shiatload of security when he travels.  I would expect most senators have security as well.
 
2014-03-18 05:38:28 AM
Attention whores whining about attention.
 
2014-03-18 06:49:41 AM

gfid: Danger Avoid Death: Which explains the heavy Secret Service detail, something Kerry wouldn't warrant as either a Senator or as Secretary of State (whose security is provided by the Diplomatic Security Service).

I would think whoever is serving as Secretary of State would have a lot of security surrounding them.  It's not quite President, but it is a fairly high office and he does travel to foreign countries quite often.

Can you imagine the shiatstorm that would ensue if John Kerry was kidnapped by terrorists or just outright assassinated?  Whether or not you like Kerry's politics, that would be pretty bad.  I'm sure he has a shiatload of security when he travels.  I would expect most senators have security as well.


To be fair, I certainly wouldn't care. Never met the guy, he's just another stranger. No different than someone who dies a few towns over; he can be replaced just like anyone else in public office. Although the media loves to hype up the severity of a public figure's death, it isn't that important overall. Everyone is can be replaced, including (especially) me.

/besides, public figures are basically all a bunch of John/Jane Does anyway
 
2014-03-18 07:02:22 AM
At Origins in Columbus a couple of years ago, Biden was speaking at the same convention center. The looks that some of the Secret Service gave at the cosplayers walking around was pretty hilarious.
 
2014-03-18 07:12:46 AM

obamadidcoke: Wow so even they were paying guests they were denied use of the front door and main elevators because some celebrities did not want to look at them.

 I guess it's true, "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."


Well IMO if you have paid full price for the facilities, but then those facilities are later restricted to you, you are due some sort of price break on your stay, yes?
 
2014-03-18 07:16:27 AM
Well.... in all fairness, clowns are evil...

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2014-03-18 07:28:54 AM
Yeah.. pretty sure it isn't the event organizer's job to make sure people who think they're more important than everyone else aren't at the same venue.  That's the job of the event coordinator, who works for the venue, to make sure things like this are dealt with before guns get pulled.
 
2014-03-18 07:57:42 AM
ad block rendered that a blank white page. THANKS AD BLOCK!
 
2014-03-18 07:59:07 AM

robohobo: wax_on: Isn't it 'Secretary of State John Kerry" now not Sen. John Kerry? Being the only Secretary of State is a much more important position than one of 50 senators.

Maybe he flips back and forth between positions.


Maybe no one gives 2 shiats about the very French looking John Kerry.
 
2014-03-18 08:09:10 AM

You Are All Sheep: Well IMO if you have paid full price for the facilities, but then those facilities are later restricted to you, you are due some sort of price break on your stay, yes?


I would've asked for a full refund from the hotel.  They had booked it and had every right to use the facilities and do things like come in through the front door and use the elevators.  It's the hotel's fault that they booked something like this the same weekend as a presidential hopeful was there.  The horror people have no way of knowing who else is using the hotel.
 
2014-03-18 08:26:06 AM

gfid: I'm in no danger of inviting any of those assholes to my next soiree.

And John Kerry is no longer a senator.  He's the farking Secretary of State, whatever that means  Benghazi! booyaa.

Fark John Kerry, fark, Snoop Dog and fark everyone else.  Oh and especially fark Jerry Seinfeld.  His show was stupid and you should feel bad for watching it.


bu bu bu but I don't...  and I re-watched the entire thing again last year..... Oh dear gfid tell me what should I watch? TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD LIKE AND NOT LIKE!!! I NEED TO KNOW!!
 
2014-03-18 08:48:55 AM
John Kerry could have joined the party and no one would have noticed.
 
2014-03-18 09:18:36 AM

wax_on: Isn't it 'Secretary of State John Kerry" now not Sen. John Kerry? Being the only Secretary of State is a much more important position than one of 50 senators.


No, no it's not.

Lurch of State can be called to testify.

Lurch was not elected.

Furthermore, and this goes out to all you 0fuk0philes who would argue otherwise, we don't have royalty in this country.  If this story is true, fark Kerry and the two celebs, they should've stayed at Red Roof Inn down the block if they didn't want to deal with the monsters.
 
2014-03-18 09:51:38 AM

labman: You Are All Sheep: Well IMO if you have paid full price for the facilities, but then those facilities are later restricted to you, you are due some sort of price break on your stay, yes?

I would've asked for a full refund from the hotel.  They had booked it and had every right to use the facilities and do things like come in through the front door and use the elevators.  It's the hotel's fault that they booked something like this the same weekend as a presidential hopeful was there.  The horror people have no way of knowing who else is using the hotel.


Reminds me of when Anime North and the Conservative convention happened at the same year. All the freaks walking around bothering the normal people. The venue did get a handle on it though. The told the Conservatives if they cant behave themselves they would just have to leave.
 
2014-03-18 09:58:06 AM

Cheron: The man just isn't cool with our groove.  dig it

wax_on: Isn't it 'Secretary of State John Kerry" now not Sen. John Kerry? Being the only Secretary of State is a much more important position than one of 50 senators.

The expanded the league an we have 100 senators now/ the more you know


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2014-03-18 10:15:48 AM

You Are All Sheep: obamadidcoke: Wow so even they were paying guests they were denied use of the front door and main elevators because some celebrities did not want to look at them.
 I guess it's true, "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."
Well IMO if you have paid full price for the facilities, but then those facilities are later restricted to you, you are due some sort of price break on your stay, yes?


At least a price break? Better they told you up front that they will gladly rent you a room but will not let you get to it.

Just let the guards stand outside their room door. What is this blocking the elevator BS?
 
2014-03-18 10:26:45 AM
You know, Kerry would have been more likely to get my vote if he'd stopped by the convention and gotten some makeup done.
 
2014-03-18 02:28:14 PM
I think Jerry was worried that people would confuse the undead with his career.
 
2014-03-18 02:57:02 PM

ArthurVandelay: I think Jerry was worried that people would confuse the undead with his career.


He's worth about a billion dollars, I think after "Seinfeld" was sold into syndication Jerry's "career" became whatever the fark he felt like doing that day.
 
2014-03-18 02:57:10 PM
What's the DEAL with masquerade balls?  You dress and pretend to be Dracula.  YOU ARRIVED IN A HONDA.

/Jerry does it better
 
2014-03-18 03:16:49 PM

Cheron: The man just isn't cool with our groove.  dig it

wax_on: Isn't it 'Secretary of State John Kerry" now not Sen. John Kerry? Being the only Secretary of State is a much more important position than one of 50 senators.

The expanded the league an we have 100 senators now/ the more you know


Aw, damn. It was late, I was half asleep. Yeah, that's the ticket.
 
2014-03-18 06:14:20 PM

gfid: I'm in no danger of inviting any of those assholes to my next soiree.

  Oh and especially fark Jerry Seinfeld.  His show was stupid and you should feel bad for watching it.


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2014-03-19 02:27:30 AM

gfid: I'm in no danger of inviting any of those assholes to my next soiree.

And John Kerry is no longer a senator.  He's the farking Secretary of State, whatever that means  Benghazi! booyaa.

Fark John Kerry, fark, Snoop Dog and fark everyone else.  Oh and especially fark Jerry Seinfeld.  His show was stupid and you should feel bad for watching it.



Relax.  I doubt you're in much danger of anyone attending, anyway.
 
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