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(Billings Gazette)   Montana zoo sets up fake campsite inside grizzly bear enclosure to show what happens when you leave food laying around. Short version: to a bear, everything is pretty much a banana peel   (billingsgazette.com) divider line 28
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2014-03-18 12:00:27 AM
Those are the cutest bears ever.
 
2014-03-18 12:24:43 AM
bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com

Didn't look like he got into that one.
 
2014-03-18 12:49:19 AM

fusillade762: [bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 620x446]

Didn't look like he got into that one.


I believe that's the bear proof one from Cabelas.
 
2014-03-18 05:10:35 AM

Bathia_Mapes: fusillade762: [bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 620x446]

Didn't look like he got into that one.

I believe that's the bear proof one from Cabelas.


Note to self: in case of bear attack, hide in Cabelas cooler.
 
2014-03-18 06:48:47 AM

CheetahOlivetti: Bathia_Mapes: fusillade762: [bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 620x446]

Didn't look like he got into that one.

I believe that's the bear proof one from Cabelas.

Note to self: in case of bear attack, hide in Cabelas cooler.


Note to self: never go camping in bear country.

Seriously. I've seen Grizzly Man. And the ending. There's simply no way the modest pleasure can outweigh the minuscule risk.
 
2014-03-18 06:58:46 AM
I think it would be worth it to try and shave a bear.
 
2014-03-18 07:33:36 AM
big bear chase.. big bear chase me!
s.mcstatic.com
 
2014-03-18 07:45:33 AM
That music was all wrong.
 
2014-03-18 08:05:43 AM

August11: That music was all wrong.


Were you also waiting for the tentacle to schlop schlop schlop its way into frame too?
 
2014-03-18 08:17:19 AM
In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear confrontations, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and be alert for bears while in the field. ...We advise that outdoorsmen wear small bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them, and to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter....

It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings. Black bear droppings are smaller and contain lots of berries and fur. Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in it and smell like pepper.
 
2014-03-18 08:24:17 AM
Bruno is a respectable bear name.
Ozzy, not so much.
 
2014-03-18 08:54:57 AM

labman: and to carry pepper spray


bear spray...not human pepper spray.
/a 12 gauge is handy as well
 
2014-03-18 09:01:46 AM

labman: In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear confrontations, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and be alert for bears while in the field. ...We advise that outdoorsmen wear small bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them, and to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter....

It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings. Black bear droppings are smaller and contain lots of berries and fur. Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in it and smell like pepper.


Thanks for giving me a huge, loud laugh to start my day
 
2014-03-18 09:09:57 AM

CheetahOlivetti: Bathia_Mapes: fusillade762: [bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 620x446]

Didn't look like he got into that one.

I believe that's the bear proof one from Cabelas.

Note to self: in case of bear attack, hide in Cabelas cooler.


don't think they make life size ones
 
2014-03-18 10:04:40 AM

BeerBear: CheetahOlivetti: Bathia_Mapes: fusillade762: [bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 620x446]

Didn't look like he got into that one.

I believe that's the bear proof one from Cabelas.

Note to self: in case of bear attack, hide in Cabelas cooler.

don't think they make life size ones


That's ok, by the time that the bear is done.... he'll fit
 
2014-03-18 10:10:19 AM

BeerBear: CheetahOlivetti: Bathia_Mapes: fusillade762: [bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 620x446]

Didn't look like he got into that one.

I believe that's the bear proof one from Cabelas.

Note to self: in case of bear attack, hide in Cabelas cooler.

don't think they make life size ones


guess again.

i1207.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-18 10:32:43 AM

stonelotus: BeerBear: CheetahOlivetti: Bathia_Mapes: fusillade762: [bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 620x446]

Didn't look like he got into that one.

I believe that's the bear proof one from Cabelas.

Note to self: in case of bear attack, hide in Cabelas cooler.

don't think they make life size ones

guess again.

[i1207.photobucket.com image 218x404]


not sure I would try that suit against a grizzy
 
2014-03-18 10:36:02 AM

KidneyStone: labman: In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear confrontations, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and be alert for bears while in the field. ...We advise that outdoorsmen wear small bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them, and to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter....

It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings. Black bear droppings are smaller and contain lots of berries and fur. Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in it and smell like pepper.

Thanks for giving me a huge, loud laugh to start my day


A hearty guffaw escaped my lungs as well. Kudos.
 
2014-03-18 10:44:25 AM
Bears are just giant dogs.
 
2014-03-18 10:57:10 AM

Tr0mBoNe: I think it would be worth it to try and shave a bear.


Better get him drunk first.
 
2014-03-18 11:28:56 AM
The Craighead brothers and Maurice Hornocker established this 40+ years ago.  The only clip I could find online didn't include the last parts, where they examine a few of the items on which the recently-awakened Griz had chomped.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QCZY6eUWVA
 
2014-03-18 11:39:01 AM

BeerBear: stonelotus: BeerBear: CheetahOlivetti: Bathia_Mapes: fusillade762: [bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 620x446]

Didn't look like he got into that one.

I believe that's the bear proof one from Cabelas.

Note to self: in case of bear attack, hide in Cabelas cooler.

don't think they make life size ones

guess again.

[i1207.photobucket.com image 218x404]

not sure I would try that suit against a grizzy


good call.  I linked the wrong suit.  that's his military combat suit.

here's the bear suit
 
2014-03-18 11:42:56 AM

Gough: The Craighead brothers and Maurice Hornocker established this 40+ years ago.  The only clip I could find online didn't include the last parts, where they examine a few of the items on which the recently-awakened Griz had chomped.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QCZY6eUWVA


Holly fark. I sharted myself just watching that. Head first into the station wagon left me =o

Go home bear, you're drunk/tranquillized.
 
2014-03-18 11:46:54 AM

Gough: The Craighead brothers and Maurice Hornocker established this 40+ years ago.  The only clip I could find online didn't include the last parts, where they examine a few of the items on which the recently-awakened Griz had chomped.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QCZY6eUWVA


Would have loved to hear someone yell, "Holy shiat, who locked the car!" at about the 25 second mark.
 
2014-03-18 12:55:19 PM

vudukungfu: Tr0mBoNe: I think it would be worth it to try and shave a bear.

Better get him drunk first.


Spike a loaf of bread with a bottle of vodka?
 
2014-03-18 01:45:40 PM

vudukungfu: Better get him drunk first


done!
 
2014-03-18 08:55:20 PM
So.. they basically trained these bears to go out and kill Campers?
/Am I wrong?
 
2014-03-19 09:25:13 AM

Nix Nightbird: Bears are just giant dogs.


At the Zoo here one of our polar bears had to be hand raised from birth because its mother rejected her. They had to stop the hands on approach when she was about 30 pounds, three and a half months, because she was too strong for the keepers to handle.

That "dog" is now 300 pounds and still wants to play with humans.
 
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