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Ear bite victim waives hearing, tampon flasks for smuggling Bloody Marys, and Cthulhu yoga: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/9 - 3/15 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2014-03-17 7:17:05 PM (2 comments) | Permalink

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Som of our favroites from last week. Lots to enjoy. I may or may not be drunk

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2014-03-09 to Sat 2014-03-15:

img.fark.net  Powerful earthquake strikes Eureka. At least that's what the sheriff says it was  

img.fark.net  Woman arrested for biting off chunk of boyfriend's ear is charged with felony after victim waives hearing  

img.fark.net  Man brings BB gun to debt argument, demanding payment. Debtor and his shotgun decide to refinance  

img.fark.net  Megachurch gets robbed of $600k by thief who doesn't understand "professional courtesy"  

img.fark.net  50 years later, Kitty Genovese's murder still fascinates. Somebody should probably submit a thread about it. Well, there are a ton of Farkers. I'm sure someone will get around to it  

img.fark.net  Student dies in Khartoum violence. No word if an anvil was used  

img.fark.net  Grand Rapids, Michigan considers taking public spitting ban off the books. Escorts reportedly thrilled  

img.fark.net  Prosecutors worry judge may only give five years to infomercial pitchman, but if they ACT NOW, WE'LL GIVE THEM AN ADDITIONAL FIVE YEARS FOR THE SAME PRICE  

img.fark.net  Chimpanzees can play video games better than kindergarteners, though they do get confused when poor Donkey Kong is portrayed as the villain  

img.fark.net  Prosecutors say Houston man who shot and killed his 17-year old daughter's boyfriend after finding them in bed together is unlikely to face charges due to the legal precedent of "see, now, this here is Texas"  

img.fark.net  Urban Outfitters to sell flasks disguised as tampons. They work especially well for smuggling Bloody Marys  


Sports:

img.fark.net  WWE Superstar Kane has opened his own insurance company, guarantees fair payouts on Hellfire and Brimstone damage or acts of gawd  

img.fark.net  Julius Peppers picks the Packers, pending papers  

img.fark.net  NASCAR driver has substitutes willing to take his place if his wife goes into labor. No word on who he will choose to hold her hand and put up with her insults and screaming  


Geek:

img.fark.net  WWF reports that in Nepal in 2012, no rhinos, tigers, or elephants were poached. Chair shots and steel cage matches still on the rise, however  

img.fark.net  Gamer reaches goal of one million points in Xbox Titanfall, starts working toward next major goal of learning how to unhook a bra  

img.fark.net  Turns out, there IS a style of yoga based on the worship of ancient demonic gods intent on death and insanity. "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn....hold it...hold it....now breathe"  


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Kim Kardashian signs a big ass pre-nuptial agreement  

img.fark.net  You are erect, sir  

img.fark.net  Jim, Beam me up  


Politics:

img.fark.net  Federal prosecutors seek records tied to Christie ally. Ted Danson, Shelley Long, George Wendt, and John Ratzenberger also wanted for questioning  

img.fark.net  Primary challenger calls Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) "ambiguously gay." In response, Sen. Graham exclaimed, "What's everybody looking at?"  

img.fark.net  Sarah Palin's tour bus for sale. It may or may not run  


Business:

img.fark.net  33 "Poop Cruise" passengers want Carnival to pay each $5000 per month. Lawyers to review the logs  

img.fark.net  Denver hosts its first ever marijuana job search this week. Officials fear that applicants won't be showing up until next week  

img.fark.net  Krispy Kreme profit widens in 4th quarter, hindquarter  


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2014-03-17 07:53:33 PM
Modmin, caught sayof - Som say yes OR It's St. Patty's
 
2014-03-17 08:40:30 PM
Bump.
 
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