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(Gawker)   Tennessee woman high on marijuana drives her car through a church, hops out, and then stabs her husband for watching too much NASCAR. Your move, Florida Man   (gawker.com) divider line 38
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5193 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Mar 2014 at 9:02 PM (22 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-17 08:01:33 PM
4 votes:
Oh man, so much crazy there I don't know where to start.


"I love to smoke it," she said, according to a police press release. "Sometimes when I do, I start seeing things that others don't."

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2014-03-17 07:49:07 PM
4 votes:
Officers caught up with his wife at a hospital, where she told them she had decided to live her life for God, who told her to stop smoking marijuana all day and night. According to God, she said, weed is only for relaxing in the evenings.

Sounds like pot was keeping her from going all drivey-stabby.
2014-03-18 12:48:29 AM
3 votes:
I knew I had been lurking for too long when I actually bothered logging in one day and saw this.


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2014-03-17 10:39:24 PM
3 votes:
BULLSHIAT! This might have happened in Colorado or Washington state. It couldn't have happened in Tennessee. Marijuana is illegal there. Nice try with your false flag, libtards.
2014-03-17 09:13:37 PM
3 votes:
This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.
2014-03-17 08:29:39 PM
3 votes:
Another senseless NASCAR related crime.
2014-03-18 12:07:00 AM
2 votes:
i.imgbox.com
2014-03-17 11:42:24 PM
2 votes:
These "stories" are hilarious. I wonder how many marijuanas she injected or snorted?
2014-03-17 10:47:46 PM
2 votes:
cerebellumchef.files.wordpress.com
2014-03-17 09:31:51 PM
2 votes:

JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.


Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.
2014-03-17 09:26:22 PM
2 votes:
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
Here comes a new challenger!!!
2014-03-17 09:19:11 PM
2 votes:

JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.


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2014-03-17 09:18:57 PM
2 votes:
 Relax, all right? Her old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. She can fix it.
2014-03-17 09:06:30 PM
2 votes:

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Another senseless NASCAR related crime.


The problem is their culture of weed, NASCAR, and church.  Personally, I blame video games like NASCAR 98.  This has been the cause of countless entertainment tragedies.  After trying to play it on season mode, you might just stab yourself.
2014-03-18 07:07:56 AM
1 votes:
The tragedy here is that another NASCAR fan still lives.
Let's keep our priorities here, people!
2014-03-18 01:30:06 AM
1 votes:
ack! try again:

Manolo Catastophe:

"Knifing aside, she seems like a cool chick. "
2014-03-18 12:23:52 AM
1 votes:

psilocyberguy: Shiftbutton: No one? I wait four years to make a post, and I can update this story with all the sordid details, and not one person wants to hear it... Well FINE. I'll just go to bed.

On Fark, we depend on YOU to take the initiative and post CSB.  How long you been lurkin'?


Four years, I just wanted the attention for a moment.

...The beautiful flickering fetid limelight of fark, warming my skin with it's sickly glow....

...We've got some good "weed" up here in the mountains.

Thank you ETSU and your horticulturalists. (And ye chemists, for the more adventurous)
2014-03-18 12:23:00 AM
1 votes:

Shiftbutton: Lenny_da_Hog: Shiftbutton: No one? I wait four years to make a post, and I can update this story with all the sordid details, and not one person wants to hear it... Well FINE. I'll just go to bed.

Was she a dream-filled philosopher with a penchant for higher mathematics before she started smoking pot?

Sorry I'm asleep already. Zzzzz.

No I kid, she was an... odd one, to put it lightly, when I knew her in high school. We lost touch a bit, but even back then, jeez she was a hoot in bed, I mean, you have no idea. However, the old adage "never stick your d**k in crazy" holds true. I'm glad I wasn't the one who got stabbed. (Although I did do some stabbin'.)

She smoked when I knew her, it really mellowed her out, We always thought she was kidding around when she would start acting strange, haha. I guess she was serious!

I owe someone 20 bucks.


See, that's a Cool Story Bro (CSB). You should have just CSB'd it instead of launching a Reddit AMA.
2014-03-18 12:18:39 AM
1 votes:

psilocyberguy: Shiftbutton: No one? I wait four years to make a post, and I can update this story with all the sordid details, and not one person wants to hear it... Well FINE. I'll just go to bed.

On Fark, we depend on YOU to take the initiative and post CSB.  How long you been lurkin'?


Sounds like he's been hanging out at Reddit.

"I know the crazy biatch! AMA!"
2014-03-18 12:06:01 AM
1 votes:

trappedspirit: Talladega Superspeedway is a trioval.


I love trioval pursuit.
2014-03-17 11:42:39 PM
1 votes:
Mom?
2014-03-17 11:13:30 PM
1 votes:

SquiggsIN: Zasteva: Mad_Radhu: Zasteva: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed

8. Promotes obesity and the sale of Phish albums

9. Made my missus run off with a jazz band

what can i say... she liked the way i handle my trombone.


And she played a mean skin flute herself, amirite?
2014-03-17 11:07:57 PM
1 votes:
The only thing this proves is that Marijuana doesn't permanently cure crazy, it just delays it's effects for a while.
2014-03-17 10:51:07 PM
1 votes:

Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.


That's the best you can do?
That's so lame you can't even fall back on sarcasm.
2014-03-17 10:22:24 PM
1 votes:
Danica?
2014-03-17 10:16:33 PM
1 votes:

Slartibartfaster: SquiggsIN: Slartibartfaster: SquiggsIN: I've been using cannabis for 15 years

how cute - can I pinch your cheeks ?

// get off my lawn

I was only in your yard b/c i thought you were growing weed in it.

That's out back - got any cookies ?


Not at the moment but, I did make some medicinal peanut butter cookies last month.
2014-03-17 10:10:30 PM
1 votes:

rbuzby: Can I get a pic of MJ Fox doing Johnny B Good with the non white band in one of the too many Back to the Future Movies?"
PLEASE?


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2014-03-17 10:05:13 PM
1 votes:

Slartibartfaster: SquiggsIN: I've been using cannabis for 15 years

how cute - can I pinch your cheeks ?

// get off my lawn


I was only in your yard b/c i thought you were growing weed in it.
2014-03-17 09:57:01 PM
1 votes:

Zasteva: /demon weed

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2014-03-17 09:51:40 PM
1 votes:

Mad_Radhu: Zasteva: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed

8. Promotes obesity and the sale of Phish albums


I've been using cannabis for 15 years and I've never bought a Phish album.  Phish blows.
2014-03-17 09:50:13 PM
1 votes:

Mad_Radhu: Zasteva: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed

8. Promotes obesity and the sale of Phish albums


9. Made my missus run off with a jazz band
2014-03-17 09:49:06 PM
1 votes:

Zasteva: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed


8. Promotes obesity and the sale of Phish albums
2014-03-17 09:46:37 PM
1 votes:

Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.


4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed
2014-03-17 09:45:08 PM
1 votes:
Tennessee woman, Tennessee woman
Tennessee woman hates Florida man
They have a fight, Tennessee wins
Tennessee woman
[accordian solo]
2014-03-17 09:34:22 PM
1 votes:

Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.


sounds like why booze should be schedule 1.
Where on Earth did you find reason #2?

/are you high Claree?
2014-03-17 09:30:46 PM
1 votes:

grumpfuff: rbuzby: This new stronger marijuana is sooooo dangerous!

This will be one of the first of a new trend.  People that do crap like this will be described as "being on marijuana" so we can all know how bad this marijuana legalization trend is.

You can be sure she had some booze, meth, crack or whatever too. Marijuana doesn't make people stabby.  More like sleepy.

Or hungry. Or lazy.

But definitely not stabby.


I can think of a number of people I've met over time that would be irritable and stabby if they DIDN'T smoke pot. Christ, some people SHOULD smoke it IMHO
2014-03-17 09:19:38 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Stephen Hamman made it home, removed the knife, and called police for help.

Someone should remind him that that's usually a Really Bad Idea.


So is sticking your dick in crazy but that didn't stop him did it?
2014-03-17 08:15:48 PM
1 votes:
Stephen Hamman made it home, removed the knife, and called police for help.

Someone should remind him that that's usually a Really Bad Idea.
 
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