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(Gawker)   Tennessee woman high on marijuana drives her car through a church, hops out, and then stabs her husband for watching too much NASCAR. Your move, Florida Man   (gawker.com) divider line 49
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2014-03-17 08:02:41 PM  
7 votes:

fusillade762: I love to smoke it," she said, according to a police press release. "Sometimes when I do, I start seeing things that others don't."


I'm betting she sees and hears things that others don't all the time, stoned or not.
2014-03-17 11:21:37 PM  
4 votes:
you'll notice she didn't go all stabby until she cut back on her self medicating?
and that the voices in her head persisted even after she cut back?

this woman is certifiable
she needs to be in a ward with no sharp objects
2014-03-17 09:30:46 PM  
3 votes:

grumpfuff: rbuzby: This new stronger marijuana is sooooo dangerous!

This will be one of the first of a new trend.  People that do crap like this will be described as "being on marijuana" so we can all know how bad this marijuana legalization trend is.

You can be sure she had some booze, meth, crack or whatever too. Marijuana doesn't make people stabby.  More like sleepy.

Or hungry. Or lazy.

But definitely not stabby.


I can think of a number of people I've met over time that would be irritable and stabby if they DIDN'T smoke pot. Christ, some people SHOULD smoke it IMHO
2014-03-17 09:07:42 PM  
3 votes:
This new stronger marijuana is sooooo dangerous!

This will be one of the first of a new trend.  People that do crap like this will be described as "being on marijuana" so we can all know how bad this marijuana legalization trend is.

You can be sure she had some booze, meth, crack or whatever too. Marijuana doesn't make people stabby.  More like sleepy.
2014-03-17 09:03:51 PM  
3 votes:
propaganda
2014-03-17 08:08:31 PM  
3 votes:
You don't usually have wives seeing things and stabbing husbands in the chest inside churches the wives drove into.

Could have been drugs. Could have been she was bat shiat crazy in the first place.

Strongly doubt pot smoking alone got her there.
2014-03-17 07:49:07 PM  
3 votes:
Officers caught up with his wife at a hospital, where she told them she had decided to live her life for God, who told her to stop smoking marijuana all day and night. According to God, she said, weed is only for relaxing in the evenings.

Sounds like pot was keeping her from going all drivey-stabby.
2014-03-18 12:23:00 AM  
2 votes:

Shiftbutton: Lenny_da_Hog: Shiftbutton: No one? I wait four years to make a post, and I can update this story with all the sordid details, and not one person wants to hear it... Well FINE. I'll just go to bed.

Was she a dream-filled philosopher with a penchant for higher mathematics before she started smoking pot?

Sorry I'm asleep already. Zzzzz.

No I kid, she was an... odd one, to put it lightly, when I knew her in high school. We lost touch a bit, but even back then, jeez she was a hoot in bed, I mean, you have no idea. However, the old adage "never stick your d**k in crazy" holds true. I'm glad I wasn't the one who got stabbed. (Although I did do some stabbin'.)

She smoked when I knew her, it really mellowed her out, We always thought she was kidding around when she would start acting strange, haha. I guess she was serious!

I owe someone 20 bucks.


See, that's a Cool Story Bro (CSB). You should have just CSB'd it instead of launching a Reddit AMA.
2014-03-17 10:30:19 PM  
2 votes:
Sounds to me like she might, just might, and here I am only making a suggestion, be just ever-so-slightly schizophrenic.  Which can be aggravated by weed.  Women are more subject to it then men, if I recall right, though its been a LOOOONG time since college.  Alternately, she could be angling for a sort of hail-mary (heh) to get out of jail free via the insanity defence, or, lastly, simply taken one too many hits to the face from a bible.  Pick one or more, mix liberally.
2014-03-17 10:23:05 PM  
2 votes:
My Internet diagnosis is schizophrenia, which she attempted to self-treat with weed. Ineffective, but possibly slightly calming.
2014-03-17 09:32:42 PM  
2 votes:

fanbladesaresharp: grumpfuff: rbuzby: This new stronger marijuana is sooooo dangerous!

This will be one of the first of a new trend.  People that do crap like this will be described as "being on marijuana" so we can all know how bad this marijuana legalization trend is.

You can be sure she had some booze, meth, crack or whatever too. Marijuana doesn't make people stabby.  More like sleepy.

Or hungry. Or lazy.

But definitely not stabby.

I can think of a number of people I've met over time that would be irritable and stabby if they DIDN'T smoke pot. Christ, some people SHOULD smoke it IMHO


Really? Well..those people need professional help, not just pot.
2014-03-17 09:13:15 PM  
2 votes:

2wolves: I'd say she was self medicating and forgot when to dose.


Apparently, God told her to stop self-medicating during the day, and then told her to stab her husband.

Sounds like god isn't very nice to this woman.
2014-03-17 08:15:48 PM  
2 votes:
Stephen Hamman made it home, removed the knife, and called police for help.

Someone should remind him that that's usually a Really Bad Idea.
2014-03-17 08:03:57 PM  
2 votes:
"I love to smoke it," she said, according to a police press release. "Sometimes when I do, I start seeing things that others don't. Isn't God good? He told me this would happen, and just look, I am okay."

are they sure it wasnt dust she was smoking?

/tical
2014-03-18 02:52:42 PM  
1 votes:

rbuzby: This new stronger marijuana is sooooo dangerous!

This will be one of the first of a new trend.  People that do crap like this will be described as "being on marijuana" so we can all know how bad this marijuana legalization trend is.

You can be sure she had some booze, meth, crack or whatever too. Marijuana doesn't make people stabby.  More like sleepy.


Seriously: the problem is that she was originally crazy, self-medicating, and  stopped taking the Marijuana. This is a pretty textbook example of 'crazy and doesn't know it', and it turns out the weed was  helping in this case--that's actually an argument  for it, not against it. Saying this was based off weed is like saying schizophrenics are the fault of alcohol.
2014-03-18 09:20:55 AM  
1 votes:
Another case where it must be the relatively harmless, even medicinal and increasingly legal plant she smoked, and not the institutionalized concept that obeying unseen voices is the greatest thing you can ever do no matter how farked up their instructions.  Another case that will not factor into the "religion of peace" holywharg because it's Xtianity instead of some other religion.
2014-03-18 08:36:53 AM  
1 votes:

Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.


lol.i.trollyou.com
2014-03-18 03:50:29 AM  
1 votes:

SquiggsIN: Lenny_da_Hog: Oh, wait. He isn't dead.

Alcohol -- 88,000
Pot - 0

.... and your alcohol number is too low by a few orders of magnitude.


CDC numbers released this week.
2014-03-18 03:29:52 AM  
1 votes:
Oh, wait. He isn't dead.

Alcohol -- 88,000
Pot - 0
2014-03-18 03:27:13 AM  
1 votes:
Okay, okay, we'll concede that this death is caused by marijuana.

Alcohol -- 88,000
Pot - 1
2014-03-18 01:41:37 AM  
1 votes:
This God-fella sure is a hilarious prick sometimes.

I imagine he's all like: "Yo, Zeus, hold my beer. Look what I can do..."
2014-03-18 12:32:34 AM  
1 votes:

Cerebral Ballsy: Shiftbutton: No one? I wait four years to make a post, and I can update this story with all the sordid details, and not one person wants to hear it... Well FINE. I'll just go to bed.

Does she seem schizophrenic to you?

/I know two different Main Page story people
//remember the guy who tried to sell cocaine to a cop? Yeah.


She always seemed odd. I was never too concerned as I was a young teen just trying to, as we say "Get my d**k wet." In hindsight, she did have some catatonic like states when she'd smoke.

Now back to my cave, to lurk again. The light of the comments hurts my eyes.

(Work in the early A.M. :( )
(It was nice to actually talk to you all, keep up the conversations! I'll see you in politics, although you probably won't see me.)
2014-03-18 12:30:06 AM  
1 votes:

Shiftbutton: Lenny_da_Hog:

See, that's a Cool Story Bro (CSB). You should have just CSB'd it instead of launching a Reddit AMA.


I have no idea what a Reddit AMA is. I only lurk fark.
Because I'm the lowest of the low.


Well I never Reddit but AMA. Means Ask Me Anything so it's a reddit AMA thread I assume.
2014-03-18 12:26:10 AM  
1 votes:
Lenny_da_Hog:

See, that's a Cool Story Bro (CSB). You should have just CSB'd it instead of launching a Reddit AMA.


I have no idea what a Reddit AMA is. I only lurk fark.
Because I'm the lowest of the low.
2014-03-18 12:20:20 AM  
1 votes:

Lenny_da_Hog: Shiftbutton: No one? I wait four years to make a post, and I can update this story with all the sordid details, and not one person wants to hear it... Well FINE. I'll just go to bed.

Was she a dream-filled philosopher with a penchant for higher mathematics before she started smoking pot?


Sorry I'm asleep already. Zzzzz.

No I kid, she was an... odd one, to put it lightly, when I knew her in high school. We lost touch a bit, but even back then, jeez she was a hoot in bed, I mean, you have no idea. However, the old adage "never stick your d**k in crazy" holds true. I'm glad I wasn't the one who got stabbed. (Although I did do some stabbin'.)

She smoked when I knew her, it really mellowed her out, We always thought she was kidding around when she would start acting strange, haha. I guess she was serious!

I owe someone 20 bucks.
2014-03-18 12:18:39 AM  
1 votes:

psilocyberguy: Shiftbutton: No one? I wait four years to make a post, and I can update this story with all the sordid details, and not one person wants to hear it... Well FINE. I'll just go to bed.

On Fark, we depend on YOU to take the initiative and post CSB.  How long you been lurkin'?


Sounds like he's been hanging out at Reddit.

"I know the crazy biatch! AMA!"
2014-03-18 12:16:46 AM  
1 votes:

Shiftbutton: No one? I wait four years to make a post, and I can update this story with all the sordid details, and not one person wants to hear it... Well FINE. I'll just go to bed.


Was she a dream-filled philosopher with a penchant for higher mathematics before she started smoking pot?
2014-03-18 12:07:00 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgbox.com
2014-03-18 12:05:01 AM  
1 votes:
God is one weird mother farker.  But consider the fact that if you sucked the earth in and held it in for a million millenniums before exhaling, you'd end up bi-polar too.
2014-03-17 11:58:39 PM  
1 votes:

Terrible Old Man: ... and this will be the twat that ruins legalization for everyone.


I think you're thinking of Rand Paul.
2014-03-17 11:57:31 PM  
1 votes:

AltheaToldMe: Mad_Radhu: Phish albums

Wanna know how I know you're old?

/Will always own "albums" till the day I die.


Considering that an "album" is a collection, not a medium, and the recording industry still calls the collections they sell "albums," regardless of media, I think you're safe with that.

/had this discussion earlier today with a guy who told me he'd downloaded the new Nine Inch Nails "CD" from iTunes.
2014-03-17 11:07:42 PM  
1 votes:
This is exactly the sort of thing you'd expect from someone coming off of benzos who stopped smoking weed.
2014-03-17 11:03:16 PM  
1 votes:
I once knew a guy who was crazy enough sober, but would get even crazier by smoking pot going into a psychosis like someone on meth. It seemed to do something different in his screwed up brain chemistry. I wonder if this person in the article experiences this type of reaction to pot? The guy i knew would start saying the most ridiculous things he would totally believe and after witnessing him start getting violent and threatning death to someone for something that popped in his head i stopped talking to and going anywhere near that guy.
2014-03-17 10:51:07 PM  
1 votes:

Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.


That's the best you can do?
That's so lame you can't even fall back on sarcasm.
2014-03-17 10:23:50 PM  
1 votes:

AirForceVet: You don't usually have wives seeing things and stabbing husbands in the chest inside churches the wives drove into.

Could have been drugs. Could have been she was bat shiat crazy in the first place.

Strongly doubt pot smoking alone got her there.


This is good weed. I thought I was reading Meow for a second.
2014-03-17 10:22:24 PM  
1 votes:
Danica?
2014-03-17 10:09:58 PM  
1 votes:
"Before, I was all messed up on drugs. But now, I'm all messed up on The Lord!"
2014-03-17 10:09:33 PM  
1 votes:
Legalize it. What could possibly go wrong?
2014-03-17 09:34:22 PM  
1 votes:

Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.


sounds like why booze should be schedule 1.
Where on Earth did you find reason #2?

/are you high Claree?
2014-03-17 09:26:22 PM  
1 votes:
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
Here comes a new challenger!!!
2014-03-17 09:26:08 PM  
1 votes:
Frrrrrrruitbat.
2014-03-17 09:18:57 PM  
1 votes:
 Relax, all right? Her old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. She can fix it.
2014-03-17 09:18:47 PM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: Oh man, so much crazy there I don't know where to start.


"I love to smoke it," she said, according to a police press release. "Sometimes when I do, I start seeing things that others don't."

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2014-03-17 09:17:35 PM  
1 votes:
It wasn't Nascar in general, it was the race at Bristol specifically.  As for why she stabbed her husband, she said she knifed him for "worshipping the NASCAR race at Bristol." This is an important distinction.
2014-03-17 09:13:37 PM  
1 votes:
This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.
2014-03-17 09:12:41 PM  
1 votes:

rbuzby: This new stronger marijuana is sooooo dangerous!

This will be one of the first of a new trend.  People that do crap like this will be described as "being on marijuana" so we can all know how bad this marijuana legalization trend is.

You can be sure she had some booze, meth, crack or whatever too. Marijuana doesn't make people stabby.  More like sleepy.


Or hungry. Or lazy.

But definitely not stabby.
2014-03-17 09:07:29 PM  
1 votes:
"She said God told her to do it." but I'll bet that if the mainstreams pick this up, they won't focus on that part. It'll be the weed.
2014-03-17 08:57:30 PM  
1 votes:
I'd say she was self medicating and forgot when to dose.
2014-03-17 08:01:33 PM  
1 votes:
Oh man, so much crazy there I don't know where to start.


"I love to smoke it," she said, according to a police press release. "Sometimes when I do, I start seeing things that others don't."

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