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(Gawker)   Tennessee woman high on marijuana drives her car through a church, hops out, and then stabs her husband for watching too much NASCAR. Your move, Florida Man   (gawker.com) divider line 146
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2014-03-18 12:03:50 AM  

trappedspirit: rhiannon: SquiggsIN: berylman: It wasn't Nascar in general, it was the race at Bristol specifically.  As for why she stabbed her husband, she said she knifed him for "worshipping the NASCAR race at Bristol." This is an important distinction.

yeah Martinsville and Daytona are just fine according to God.

Actually it's Talladega that proves the existence of God.

Talladega Superspeedway is a trioval.


Sometimes I wear gloves when it's cold outside.
 
2014-03-18 12:04:26 AM  

Cerebral Ballsy: psilocyberguy: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

sounds like why booze should be schedule 1.
Where on Earth did you find reason #2?

/are you high Claree?

Jesus.. You guys really can't get sarcasm. Everything on that list was an opposite! What is wrong with you people?


jeez. Sarcasm backatcha.  Sorry I am too stoopid for not being obvious.
 
2014-03-18 12:05:01 AM  
God is one weird mother farker.  But consider the fact that if you sucked the earth in and held it in for a million millenniums before exhaling, you'd end up bi-polar too.
 
2014-03-18 12:06:01 AM  

trappedspirit: Talladega Superspeedway is a trioval.


I love trioval pursuit.
 
2014-03-18 12:07:00 AM  
i.imgbox.com
 
2014-03-18 12:08:08 AM  
And I apologize for the super arcane Steel Magnolias reference.
 
2014-03-18 12:09:20 AM  

Lenny_da_Hog: Considering that an "album" is a collection, not a medium, and the recording industry still calls the collections they sell "albums," regardless of media, I think you're safe with that.


Excellent point.
 
2014-03-18 12:14:18 AM  
No one? I wait four years to make a post, and I can update this story with all the sordid details, and not one person wants to hear it... Well FINE. I'll just go to bed.
 
2014-03-18 12:16:46 AM  

Shiftbutton: No one? I wait four years to make a post, and I can update this story with all the sordid details, and not one person wants to hear it... Well FINE. I'll just go to bed.


Was she a dream-filled philosopher with a penchant for higher mathematics before she started smoking pot?
 
2014-03-18 12:17:05 AM  

Shiftbutton: No one? I wait four years to make a post, and I can update this story with all the sordid details, and not one person wants to hear it... Well FINE. I'll just go to bed.


On Fark, we depend on YOU to take the initiative and post CSB.  How long you been lurkin'?
 
2014-03-18 12:18:39 AM  

psilocyberguy: Shiftbutton: No one? I wait four years to make a post, and I can update this story with all the sordid details, and not one person wants to hear it... Well FINE. I'll just go to bed.

On Fark, we depend on YOU to take the initiative and post CSB.  How long you been lurkin'?


Sounds like he's been hanging out at Reddit.

"I know the crazy biatch! AMA!"
 
2014-03-18 12:20:20 AM  

Lenny_da_Hog: Shiftbutton: No one? I wait four years to make a post, and I can update this story with all the sordid details, and not one person wants to hear it... Well FINE. I'll just go to bed.

Was she a dream-filled philosopher with a penchant for higher mathematics before she started smoking pot?


Sorry I'm asleep already. Zzzzz.

No I kid, she was an... odd one, to put it lightly, when I knew her in high school. We lost touch a bit, but even back then, jeez she was a hoot in bed, I mean, you have no idea. However, the old adage "never stick your d**k in crazy" holds true. I'm glad I wasn't the one who got stabbed. (Although I did do some stabbin'.)

She smoked when I knew her, it really mellowed her out, We always thought she was kidding around when she would start acting strange, haha. I guess she was serious!

I owe someone 20 bucks.
 
2014-03-18 12:21:38 AM  

Captain Horatio Mindblower: The law, as already passed by Congress, says that only substances with no medicinal use make it to Schedule I. The DEA, of the administrative branch, over which Barack Obama presides, has taken the criteria Congress gave and says, OK, that's cannabis right there. That's what I'm all pioughed about.


DEA is part of Admin? Huh. I would've sworn they were DOJ...yup, they are. Also:
Cannabis was classified as Schedule 1 in 1970...

once again...
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-18 12:23:00 AM  

Shiftbutton: Lenny_da_Hog: Shiftbutton: No one? I wait four years to make a post, and I can update this story with all the sordid details, and not one person wants to hear it... Well FINE. I'll just go to bed.

Was she a dream-filled philosopher with a penchant for higher mathematics before she started smoking pot?

Sorry I'm asleep already. Zzzzz.

No I kid, she was an... odd one, to put it lightly, when I knew her in high school. We lost touch a bit, but even back then, jeez she was a hoot in bed, I mean, you have no idea. However, the old adage "never stick your d**k in crazy" holds true. I'm glad I wasn't the one who got stabbed. (Although I did do some stabbin'.)

She smoked when I knew her, it really mellowed her out, We always thought she was kidding around when she would start acting strange, haha. I guess she was serious!

I owe someone 20 bucks.


See, that's a Cool Story Bro (CSB). You should have just CSB'd it instead of launching a Reddit AMA.
 
2014-03-18 12:23:52 AM  

psilocyberguy: Shiftbutton: No one? I wait four years to make a post, and I can update this story with all the sordid details, and not one person wants to hear it... Well FINE. I'll just go to bed.

On Fark, we depend on YOU to take the initiative and post CSB.  How long you been lurkin'?


Four years, I just wanted the attention for a moment.

...The beautiful flickering fetid limelight of fark, warming my skin with it's sickly glow....

...We've got some good "weed" up here in the mountains.

Thank you ETSU and your horticulturalists. (And ye chemists, for the more adventurous)
 
2014-03-18 12:25:59 AM  

Shiftbutton: No one? I wait four years to make a post, and I can update this story with all the sordid details, and not one person wants to hear it... Well FINE. I'll just go to bed.


Does she seem schizophrenic to you?

/I know two different Main Page story people
//remember the guy who tried to sell cocaine to a cop? Yeah.
 
2014-03-18 12:26:10 AM  
Lenny_da_Hog:

See, that's a Cool Story Bro (CSB). You should have just CSB'd it instead of launching a Reddit AMA.


I have no idea what a Reddit AMA is. I only lurk fark.
Because I'm the lowest of the low.
 
2014-03-18 12:28:02 AM  

rhiannon: trappedspirit: rhiannon: SquiggsIN: berylman: It wasn't Nascar in general, it was the race at Bristol specifically.  As for why she stabbed her husband, she said she knifed him for "worshipping the NASCAR race at Bristol." This is an important distinction.

yeah Martinsville and Daytona are just fine according to God.

Actually it's Talladega that proves the existence of God.

Talladega Superspeedway is a trioval.

Sometimes I wear gloves when it's cold outside.


It's the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost of speedways.
 
2014-03-18 12:30:06 AM  

Shiftbutton: Lenny_da_Hog:

See, that's a Cool Story Bro (CSB). You should have just CSB'd it instead of launching a Reddit AMA.


I have no idea what a Reddit AMA is. I only lurk fark.
Because I'm the lowest of the low.


Well I never Reddit but AMA. Means Ask Me Anything so it's a reddit AMA thread I assume.
 
2014-03-18 12:32:34 AM  

Cerebral Ballsy: Shiftbutton: No one? I wait four years to make a post, and I can update this story with all the sordid details, and not one person wants to hear it... Well FINE. I'll just go to bed.

Does she seem schizophrenic to you?

/I know two different Main Page story people
//remember the guy who tried to sell cocaine to a cop? Yeah.


She always seemed odd. I was never too concerned as I was a young teen just trying to, as we say "Get my d**k wet." In hindsight, she did have some catatonic like states when she'd smoke.

Now back to my cave, to lurk again. The light of the comments hurts my eyes.

(Work in the early A.M. :( )
(It was nice to actually talk to you all, keep up the conversations! I'll see you in politics, although you probably won't see me.)
 
2014-03-18 12:39:05 AM  

Shiftbutton: Lenny_da_Hog:

See, that's a Cool Story Bro (CSB). You should have just CSB'd it instead of launching a Reddit AMA.


I have no idea what a Reddit AMA is. I only lurk fark.
Because I'm the lowest of the low.


Fark only, myself.  Reddit made me feel like being in a very small room with a large group of 15 year olds munching Quaaludes and talking about dirty things.  NTTAWWT.
 
2014-03-18 12:44:05 AM  

ElLoco: ArcadianRefugee: marihuana

It's an oldschool spelling from the Tax act era. Reefer Madness... that whole jazz. It was a bit blatant and gave the whole thing away.

Could have been great. :(


Sorry, I'm feeling contrary this evening.
 
2014-03-18 12:55:18 AM  
psilocyberguy:

Cerebral Ballsy:

Lenny_da_Hog:



Ya'll are cool, by the way. I just wanted to say.

I'd pay out some more compliments about your persons and comments, as well as personalized responses to the minuta (You knew TWO people in a main page article? That sounds like a terrible, yet hilarious thing, to be honest!), but as I said previous, I have work in the early morning hours, so I must retire.

Thanks for being my firsts, I hope it was as good for you as it was for me.

Come visit Johnson City for Blue Plum during the summer, we'll get you all blazed.

And I promise, we won't even stab you.
 
2014-03-18 01:28:29 AM  
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Knifing aside, she seems like a cool chick.
 
2014-03-18 01:30:06 AM  
ack! try again:

Manolo Catastophe:

"Knifing aside, she seems like a cool chick. "
 
2014-03-18 01:41:37 AM  
This God-fella sure is a hilarious prick sometimes.

I imagine he's all like: "Yo, Zeus, hold my beer. Look what I can do..."
 
2014-03-18 01:48:03 AM  
This is complete bullshiat.
 
2014-03-18 01:54:34 AM  
Well, I stabbed my old man, Steve, today, `altared' to the hilt
I lapped him clean on into church where I `wreckoned' he'd be kilt'
But,Though, God and devil tried real hard, there's some things I can't do
And I'm down to seeds and psychosis again, too.

Now everybody tells me, there's other ways to get high,
But after dosing on these spooks, I'm too far gone to try...
 
2014-03-18 01:57:38 AM  
Anyone who has says Med. MJ has no benefit should talk to a cancer or other seriously ill person who uses it.
 
2014-03-18 01:58:21 AM  
Sounds to me like she was high on crazy.
 
2014-03-18 02:08:08 AM  

Shiftbutton: psilocyberguy:

Cerebral Ballsy:

Lenny_da_Hog:


Ya'll are cool, by the way. I just wanted to say.

I'd pay out some more compliments about your persons and comments, as well as personalized responses to the minuta (You knew TWO people in a main page article? That sounds like a terrible, yet hilarious thing, to be honest!), but as I said previous, I have work in the early morning hours, so I must retire.

Thanks for being my firsts, I hope it was as good for you as it was for me.

Come visit Johnson City for Blue Plum during the summer, we'll get you all blazed.

And I promise, we won't even stab you.


One was a friend. The death of his wife drove him to heavy drug use and he was canned and then did the deed that landed him on Fark's main page: he tried to sell coke to a cop in a marked car. He was a good guy with a sharp mind and wit and a very dark sense of humor.

The other one was my uncle who died in a very unfortunate manner. He was a great laid back guy who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Both made international news.
 
2014-03-18 02:09:12 AM  
Sorry "canned from his job"
 
2014-03-18 03:21:18 AM  
So many stories trying to find an angle to demonize marijuana from. This woman has MUCH bigger issues than simply smoking pot.
 
2014-03-18 03:27:13 AM  
Okay, okay, we'll concede that this death is caused by marijuana.

Alcohol -- 88,000
Pot - 1
 
2014-03-18 03:29:52 AM  
Oh, wait. He isn't dead.

Alcohol -- 88,000
Pot - 0
 
2014-03-18 03:50:29 AM  

SquiggsIN: Lenny_da_Hog: Oh, wait. He isn't dead.

Alcohol -- 88,000
Pot - 0

.... and your alcohol number is too low by a few orders of magnitude.


CDC numbers released this week.
 
2014-03-18 04:27:41 AM  
FTFA: According to God, she said, weed is only for relaxing in the evenings.

Isn't it nice that you can have a conversation about drugs with THE LORD nowadays? In the past it was all just "smite these guys", "destroy those temples" and of course  "have you sacrificed any of your kids to me yet?" all day long.
 
2014-03-18 07:07:56 AM  
The tragedy here is that another NASCAR fan still lives.
Let's keep our priorities here, people!
 
2014-03-18 08:36:53 AM  

Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.


lol.i.trollyou.com
 
2014-03-18 09:20:55 AM  
Another case where it must be the relatively harmless, even medicinal and increasingly legal plant she smoked, and not the institutionalized concept that obeying unseen voices is the greatest thing you can ever do no matter how farked up their instructions.  Another case that will not factor into the "religion of peace" holywharg because it's Xtianity instead of some other religion.
 
2014-03-18 09:25:29 AM  
funny thing about this story is Tennessee has a HUGE meth problem
 
2014-03-18 09:43:52 AM  

JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.


Exactly.  If I had a penny for every time I stabbed someone after I got all potted up on weed...
 
2014-03-18 10:26:52 AM  

Brainsick: Captain Horatio Mindblower: The law, as already passed by Congress, says that only substances with no medicinal use make it to Schedule I. The DEA, of the administrative branch, over which Barack Obama presides, has taken the criteria Congress gave and says, OK, that's cannabis right there. That's what I'm all pioughed about.

DEA is part of Admin? Huh. I would've sworn they were DOJ...yup, they are. Also:
Cannabis was classified as Schedule 1 in 1970...

once again...
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The Department of Justice is indeed part of the administrative branch:
The attorney general is nominated by the President of the United States and takes office after confirmation by the Senate. He or she serves at the pleasure of the president and can be removed by the president at any time.
This was all covered in middle school.

Also, this isn't a case for a time machine. I understand that the Nixon Administration made the mistake. But Nixon isn't the president anymore. The Obama Administration can't change the past, but they are wrong to maintain this policy. It's not only more severe than the Controlled Substance Act requires; it's actually more severe than the Act  allows.
 
2014-03-18 02:52:42 PM  

rbuzby: This new stronger marijuana is sooooo dangerous!

This will be one of the first of a new trend.  People that do crap like this will be described as "being on marijuana" so we can all know how bad this marijuana legalization trend is.

You can be sure she had some booze, meth, crack or whatever too. Marijuana doesn't make people stabby.  More like sleepy.


Seriously: the problem is that she was originally crazy, self-medicating, and  stopped taking the Marijuana. This is a pretty textbook example of 'crazy and doesn't know it', and it turns out the weed was  helping in this case--that's actually an argument  for it, not against it. Saying this was based off weed is like saying schizophrenics are the fault of alcohol.
 
2014-03-18 05:14:59 PM  

kryptin420: I once knew a guy who was crazy enough sober, but would get even crazier by smoking pot going into a psychosis like someone on meth. It seemed to do something different in his screwed up brain chemistry. I wonder if this person in the article experiences this type of reaction to pot? The guy i knew would start saying the most ridiculous things he would totally believe and after witnessing him start getting violent and threatning death to someone for something that popped in his head i stopped talking to and going anywhere near that guy.


I'm similar.  I don't go "crazy" per se... but pot makes me extremely paranoid.  Everyone's different I suppose.  Not my thing (though I think it should be legal, and have no problem with others smoking it).
 
2014-03-19 12:01:00 AM  
durgs?
 
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