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2014-03-17 09:39:22 PM

psilocyberguy: Captain Horatio Mindblower: 2. no potential for medical use

Where on Earth did you find reason #2?



By completely ignoring that close to half of our states now have medicinal cannabis laws.  At some point when a majority of the states have medicinal laws can we force the reclassification?
 
2014-03-17 09:42:02 PM
Tennesee ma'am, Tennesee ma'am, high as mount Everest ma'am
They have a fight, Florida lose, degraded man, Florida man
 
2014-03-17 09:44:37 PM
Just another responsible drug owner
 
2014-03-17 09:45:08 PM
Tennessee woman, Tennessee woman
Tennessee woman hates Florida man
They have a fight, Tennessee wins
Tennessee woman
[accordian solo]
 
2014-03-17 09:45:20 PM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.


3 out of 10 - for clever use of JesusJuice
3 out of 10 for JesusJuice

+1 to JesusJuice for inspiring you

JesusJuice wins.
 
2014-03-17 09:46:37 PM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.


4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed
 
2014-03-17 09:49:06 PM

Zasteva: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed


8. Promotes obesity and the sale of Phish albums
 
2014-03-17 09:50:13 PM

Mad_Radhu: Zasteva: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed

8. Promotes obesity and the sale of Phish albums


9. Made my missus run off with a jazz band
 
2014-03-17 09:50:18 PM

Zasteva: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed


8.  causes white women to fornicate with negroes in the back of speakeasies to the cacophony of HOT JAZZ!
 
2014-03-17 09:51:40 PM

Mad_Radhu: Zasteva: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed

8. Promotes obesity and the sale of Phish albums


I've been using cannabis for 15 years and I've never bought a Phish album.  Phish blows.
 
2014-03-17 09:52:20 PM

Zasteva: Mad_Radhu: Zasteva: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed

8. Promotes obesity and the sale of Phish albums

9. Made my missus run off with a jazz band


what can i say... she liked the way i handle my trombone.
 
2014-03-17 09:53:15 PM

Zasteva: Mad_Radhu: Zasteva: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed

8. Promotes obesity and the sale of Phish albums

9. Made my missus run off with a jazz band


10. Pass the Doritos.  (Trademark symbol)
 
2014-03-17 09:57:01 PM

Zasteva: /demon weed

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-17 09:59:48 PM
Can I get a pic of MJ Fox doing Johnny B Good with the non white band in one of the too many Back to the Future Movies?"
PLEASE?
 
2014-03-17 10:02:38 PM

SquiggsIN: I've been using cannabis for 15 years


how cute - can I pinch your cheeks ?

// get off my lawn
 
2014-03-17 10:05:13 PM

Slartibartfaster: SquiggsIN: I've been using cannabis for 15 years

how cute - can I pinch your cheeks ?

// get off my lawn


I was only in your yard b/c i thought you were growing weed in it.
 
2014-03-17 10:09:33 PM
Legalize it. What could possibly go wrong?
 
2014-03-17 10:09:58 PM
"Before, I was all messed up on drugs. But now, I'm all messed up on The Lord!"
 
2014-03-17 10:10:30 PM

rbuzby: Can I get a pic of MJ Fox doing Johnny B Good with the non white band in one of the too many Back to the Future Movies?"
PLEASE?


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-17 10:14:30 PM

SquiggsIN: Slartibartfaster: SquiggsIN: I've been using cannabis for 15 years

how cute - can I pinch your cheeks ?

// get off my lawn

I was only in your yard b/c i thought you were growing weed in it.


That's out back - got any cookies ?
 
2014-03-17 10:16:33 PM

Slartibartfaster: SquiggsIN: Slartibartfaster: SquiggsIN: I've been using cannabis for 15 years

how cute - can I pinch your cheeks ?

// get off my lawn

I was only in your yard b/c i thought you were growing weed in it.

That's out back - got any cookies ?


Not at the moment but, I did make some medicinal peanut butter cookies last month.
 
2014-03-17 10:19:50 PM

AirForceVet: You don't usually have wives seeing things and stabbing husbands in the chest inside churches the wives drove into.

Could have been drugs. Could have been she was bat shiat crazy in the first place.

Strongly doubt pot smoking alone got her there.


I know, right? This is unlike any pot I've ever smoked.
 
2014-03-17 10:21:48 PM

mikaloyd: Legalize it. What could possibly go wrong?


As a Coloradoan, don't I know it. We just legalized the Reefers and it's been a horror show on steroids ever since.
 
2014-03-17 10:22:24 PM
Danica?
 
2014-03-17 10:23:05 PM
My Internet diagnosis is schizophrenia, which she attempted to self-treat with weed. Ineffective, but possibly slightly calming.
 
2014-03-17 10:23:50 PM

AirForceVet: You don't usually have wives seeing things and stabbing husbands in the chest inside churches the wives drove into.

Could have been drugs. Could have been she was bat shiat crazy in the first place.

Strongly doubt pot smoking alone got her there.


This is good weed. I thought I was reading Meow for a second.
 
2014-03-17 10:24:44 PM
This is exactly why I don't smoke weed. I have no friends or others-of-significance so I'd just end up stabbing myself. And that would just be sad.
 
2014-03-17 10:26:13 PM

scottydoesntknow: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Okay start, but you showed your tell too quickly with the 'marihuana'.


I do believe Mr. JesusJuice was being purposely obvious. We call this "making a joke".
 
2014-03-17 10:28:04 PM

Mr. Ekshun: This is exactly why I don't smoke weed. I have no friends or others-of-significance so I'd just end up stabbing myself. And that would just be sad.


A wasted Colorado life.
 
2014-03-17 10:30:19 PM
Sounds to me like she might, just might, and here I am only making a suggestion, be just ever-so-slightly schizophrenic.  Which can be aggravated by weed.  Women are more subject to it then men, if I recall right, though its been a LOOOONG time since college.  Alternately, she could be angling for a sort of hail-mary (heh) to get out of jail free via the insanity defence, or, lastly, simply taken one too many hits to the face from a bible.  Pick one or more, mix liberally.
 
2014-03-17 10:30:47 PM

psilocyberguy: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

sounds like why booze should be schedule 1.
Where on Earth did you find reason #2?

/are you high Claree?


Jesus.. You guys really can't get sarcasm. Everything on that list was an opposite! What is wrong with you people?
 
2014-03-17 10:32:14 PM
TENNeeSSEE woMAN(tm)

ALaBAMa MAN(tm) sold separately.
 
2014-03-17 10:36:20 PM

psilocyberguy: Zasteva: Mad_Radhu: Zasteva: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed

8. Promotes obesity and the sale of Phish albums

9. Made my missus run off with a jazz band

10. Pass the Doritos.  (Trademark symbol)


Those are damning properties, but it's 1, 2, and 3 which it must have to be on Schedule I The Obama Administration, by keeping cannabis on Schedule I, is making the implicit claim that cannabis has no medical use.
 
2014-03-17 10:37:23 PM

SquiggsIN: Slartibartfaster: SquiggsIN: Slartibartfaster: SquiggsIN: I've been using cannabis for 15 years

how cute - can I pinch your cheeks ?

// get off my lawn

I was only in your yard b/c i thought you were growing weed in it.

That's out back - got any cookies ?

Not at the moment but, I did make some medicinal peanut butter cookies last month.


Fancy some baileys irish cream with "special ice cubes" ? green because - hey irish pride
Oh and lashings of whipped cream, chocolate, and ... wait ... what was I saying ?
 
2014-03-17 10:37:36 PM

SquiggsIN: rbuzby: Can I get a pic of MJ Fox doing Johnny B Good with the non white band in one of the too many Back to the Future Movies?"
PLEASE?

[img.fark.net image 500x271]


Thank You times 11,  THANK YOU!

If you are in Seattle, I will wash your car for free.
 
2014-03-17 10:39:24 PM
BULLSHIAT! This might have happened in Colorado or Washington state. It couldn't have happened in Tennessee. Marijuana is illegal there. Nice try with your false flag, libtards.
 
2014-03-17 10:41:18 PM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: psilocyberguy: Zasteva: Mad_Radhu: Zasteva: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed

8. Promotes obesity and the sale of Phish albums

9. Made my missus run off with a jazz band

10. Pass the Doritos.  (Trademark symbol)

Those are damning properties, but it's 1, 2, and 3 which it must have to be on Schedule I The Obama Administration, by keeping cannabis on Schedule I, is making the implicit claim that cannabis has no medical use.


Meh, maybe so, but he has done more to advance legal Cannabis than any POTUS ever. I'm not gonna hang him for passing on picking political fights he can't win. The problem is the big government Tea Party types in the House that want to maintain the prohibition for religious reasons.
 
2014-03-17 10:46:35 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: Captain Horatio Mindblower: psilocyberguy: Zasteva: Mad_Radhu: Zasteva: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed

8. Promotes obesity and the sale of Phish albums

9. Made my missus run off with a jazz band

10. Pass the Doritos.  (Trademark symbol)

Those are damning properties, but it's 1, 2, and 3 which it must have to be on Schedule I The Obama Administration, by keeping cannabis on Schedule I, is making the implicit claim that cannabis has no medical use.

Meh, maybe so, but he has done more to advance legal Cannabis than any POTUS ever. I'm not gonna hang him for passing on picking political fights he can't win. The problem is the big government Tea Party types in the House that want to maintain the prohibition for religious reasons.


The law, as already passed by Congress, says that only substances with no medicinal use make it to Schedule I. The DEA, of the administrative branch, over which Barack Obama presides, has taken the criteria Congress gave and says, OK, that's cannabis right there. That's what I'm all pioughed about.
 
2014-03-17 10:46:53 PM
So that's the second thread today with 'your move Florida".  I presume we can expect 6 more months of this in headlines.
 
2014-03-17 10:47:46 PM
cerebellumchef.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-17 10:51:07 PM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.


That's the best you can do?
That's so lame you can't even fall back on sarcasm.
 
2014-03-17 10:53:52 PM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: Ow! That was my feelings!: Captain Horatio Mindblower: psilocyberguy: Zasteva: Mad_Radhu: Zasteva: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed

8. Promotes obesity and the sale of Phish albums

9. Made my missus run off with a jazz band

10. Pass the Doritos.  (Trademark symbol)

Those are damning properties, but it's 1, 2, and 3 which it must have to be on Schedule I The Obama Administration, by keeping cannabis on Schedule I, is making the implicit claim that cannabis has no medical use.

Meh, maybe so, but he has done more to advance legal Cannabis than any POTUS ever. I'm not gonna hang him for passing on picking political fights he can't win. The problem is the big government Tea Party types in the House that want to maintain the prohibition for religious reasons.

The law, as already passed by Congress, says that only substances with no medicinal use make it to Schedule I. The DEA, of the administrative branch, over which Barack Obama presides, has taken the criteria Congress gave and says, OK, that's cannabis right there. That's what I'm all pioughed about.


Fair. But sitting here in Denver, I'm having a hard time complaining. Cannabis prohibition will end soon, more states need to legalize and up the pressure.
 
2014-03-17 11:00:11 PM
Sounds like a plot line for "Red State 2".
 
2014-03-17 11:03:16 PM
I once knew a guy who was crazy enough sober, but would get even crazier by smoking pot going into a psychosis like someone on meth. It seemed to do something different in his screwed up brain chemistry. I wonder if this person in the article experiences this type of reaction to pot? The guy i knew would start saying the most ridiculous things he would totally believe and after witnessing him start getting violent and threatning death to someone for something that popped in his head i stopped talking to and going anywhere near that guy.
 
2014-03-17 11:04:35 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: Captain Horatio Mindblower: Ow! That was my feelings!: Captain Horatio Mindblower: psilocyberguy: Zasteva: Mad_Radhu: Zasteva: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed

8. Promotes obesity and the sale of Phish albums

9. Made my missus run off with a jazz band

10. Pass the Doritos.  (Trademark symbol)

Those are damning properties, but it's 1, 2, and 3 which it must have to be on Schedule I The Obama Administration, by keeping cannabis on Schedule I, is making the implicit claim that cannabis has no medical use.

Meh, maybe so, but he has done more to advance legal Cannabis than any POTUS ever. I'm not gonna hang him for passing on picking political fights he can't win. The problem is the big government Tea Party types in the House that want to maintain the prohibition for religious reasons.

The law, as already passed by Congress, says that only substances with no medicinal use make it to Schedule I. The DEA, of the administrative branch, over which Barack Obama presides, has taken the criteria Congress gave and says, OK, that's cannabis right there. That's what I'm all pioughed about.

Fair. But sitting here in Denver, I'm having a hard time complaining. Cannabis prohibition will end soon, more states need to legalize and up the pressure.


OK, now I'm envious. Things are different in Philadelphia. (The cradle of liberty. Heh.)

I mean, not  totally different. . .
 
2014-03-17 11:07:42 PM
This is exactly the sort of thing you'd expect from someone coming off of benzos who stopped smoking weed.
 
2014-03-17 11:07:57 PM
The only thing this proves is that Marijuana doesn't permanently cure crazy, it just delays it's effects for a while.
 
2014-03-17 11:13:30 PM

SquiggsIN: Zasteva: Mad_Radhu: Zasteva: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed

8. Promotes obesity and the sale of Phish albums

9. Made my missus run off with a jazz band

what can i say... she liked the way i handle my trombone.


And she played a mean skin flute herself, amirite?
 
2014-03-17 11:19:19 PM

SquiggsIN: berylman: It wasn't Nascar in general, it was the race at Bristol specifically.  As for why she stabbed her husband, she said she knifed him for "worshipping the NASCAR race at Bristol." This is an important distinction.

yeah Martinsville and Daytona are just fine according to God.


Actually it's Talladega that proves the existence of God.
 
2014-03-17 11:21:37 PM
you'll notice she didn't go all stabby until she cut back on her self medicating?
and that the voices in her head persisted even after she cut back?

this woman is certifiable
she needs to be in a ward with no sharp objects
 
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