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(Gawker)   Tennessee woman high on marijuana drives her car through a church, hops out, and then stabs her husband for watching too much NASCAR. Your move, Florida Man   (gawker.com) divider line 161
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2014-03-17 07:49:07 PM
Officers caught up with his wife at a hospital, where she told them she had decided to live her life for God, who told her to stop smoking marijuana all day and night. According to God, she said, weed is only for relaxing in the evenings.

Sounds like pot was keeping her from going all drivey-stabby.
 
2014-03-17 08:01:33 PM
Oh man, so much crazy there I don't know where to start.


"I love to smoke it," she said, according to a police press release. "Sometimes when I do, I start seeing things that others don't."

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-17 08:02:41 PM

fusillade762: I love to smoke it," she said, according to a police press release. "Sometimes when I do, I start seeing things that others don't."


I'm betting she sees and hears things that others don't all the time, stoned or not.
 
2014-03-17 08:03:57 PM
"I love to smoke it," she said, according to a police press release. "Sometimes when I do, I start seeing things that others don't. Isn't God good? He told me this would happen, and just look, I am okay."

are they sure it wasnt dust she was smoking?

/tical
 
2014-03-17 08:08:31 PM
You don't usually have wives seeing things and stabbing husbands in the chest inside churches the wives drove into.

Could have been drugs. Could have been she was bat shiat crazy in the first place.

Strongly doubt pot smoking alone got her there.
 
2014-03-17 08:15:48 PM
Stephen Hamman made it home, removed the knife, and called police for help.

Someone should remind him that that's usually a Really Bad Idea.
 
2014-03-17 08:20:56 PM
www.orangejuiceblog.com He told us this would happen.  Darn reefer madness.
 
2014-03-17 08:29:39 PM
Another senseless NASCAR related crime.
 
2014-03-17 08:57:30 PM
I'd say she was self medicating and forgot when to dose.
 
2014-03-17 09:03:51 PM
propaganda
 
2014-03-17 09:05:16 PM

fusillade762: Stephen Hamman made it home, removed the knife, and called police for help.

Someone should remind him that that's usually a Really Bad Idea.


... well if he stays with the woman there's a pretty good chance he'll be stabbed again... so good advice.
 
2014-03-17 09:05:30 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Another senseless NASCAR related crime.


The problem is the media portraying and glorifying NASCAR.
 
2014-03-17 09:06:30 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Another senseless NASCAR related crime.


The problem is their culture of weed, NASCAR, and church.  Personally, I blame video games like NASCAR 98.  This has been the cause of countless entertainment tragedies.  After trying to play it on season mode, you might just stab yourself.
 
2014-03-17 09:06:33 PM
Clearly, it was the aspirin...
 
2014-03-17 09:07:29 PM
"She said God told her to do it." but I'll bet that if the mainstreams pick this up, they won't focus on that part. It'll be the weed.
 
2014-03-17 09:07:42 PM
This new stronger marijuana is sooooo dangerous!

This will be one of the first of a new trend.  People that do crap like this will be described as "being on marijuana" so we can all know how bad this marijuana legalization trend is.

You can be sure she had some booze, meth, crack or whatever too. Marijuana doesn't make people stabby.  More like sleepy.
 
2014-03-17 09:11:49 PM
Either I'm really tired or that part where she stabbed her husband for watching too much NASCAR was funny as hell. It has been a really long day, but that was spit take funny.

/un asiento a lado de una ventana por favor
 
2014-03-17 09:12:41 PM

rbuzby: This new stronger marijuana is sooooo dangerous!

This will be one of the first of a new trend.  People that do crap like this will be described as "being on marijuana" so we can all know how bad this marijuana legalization trend is.

You can be sure she had some booze, meth, crack or whatever too. Marijuana doesn't make people stabby.  More like sleepy.


Or hungry. Or lazy.

But definitely not stabby.
 
2014-03-17 09:13:15 PM

2wolves: I'd say she was self medicating and forgot when to dose.


Apparently, God told her to stop self-medicating during the day, and then told her to stab her husband.

Sounds like god isn't very nice to this woman.
 
2014-03-17 09:13:37 PM
This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.
 
2014-03-17 09:14:39 PM
Wow I'm lucky if I remember to feed the cat if I light up.  She's a regular high achiever.

Talk about Mary Lame.
 
2014-03-17 09:16:05 PM

JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.


Clean and simple. Two avenues of approach. 5/10
 
2014-03-17 09:16:50 PM

JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.


Okay start, but you showed your tell too quickly with the 'marihuana'.
 
2014-03-17 09:17:13 PM
If God is everywhere, then why pick a church to drive through? Might as well pick the nearest McDonald's since God could very well be there also.
 
2014-03-17 09:17:18 PM

The Larch: 2wolves: I'd say she was self medicating and forgot when to dose.

Apparently, God told her to stop self-medicating during the day, and then told her to stab her husband.

Sounds like god isn't very nice to this woman.


Well if you believe what's in the bible God has told a lot of people to do a lot worse.  That deity is an asshole IMO.
 
2014-03-17 09:17:23 PM

ElLoco: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Clean and simple. Two avenues of approach. 5/10


See, I was thinking "obvious and idiotic".

Plus, what kind of lickbag spells it "marihuana"?
 
2014-03-17 09:17:35 PM
It wasn't Nascar in general, it was the race at Bristol specifically.  As for why she stabbed her husband, she said she knifed him for "worshipping the NASCAR race at Bristol." This is an important distinction.
 
2014-03-17 09:18:00 PM

skinink: If God is everywhere, then why pick a church to drive through? Might as well pick the nearest McDonald's since God could very well be there also.


God forsook McDonald's a long time ago.
 
2014-03-17 09:18:13 PM

JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.


1/10.

State after state passing medicinal laws shows it's not schedule 1 for any good reason.  (you only get the 1 point b/c you have jesus in your name)
 
2014-03-17 09:18:47 PM

fusillade762: Oh man, so much crazy there I don't know where to start.


"I love to smoke it," she said, according to a police press release. "Sometimes when I do, I start seeing things that others don't."

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 448x252]


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-17 09:18:57 PM
 Relax, all right? Her old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. She can fix it.
 
2014-03-17 09:19:11 PM

JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-17 09:19:22 PM

berylman: It wasn't Nascar in general, it was the race at Bristol specifically.  As for why she stabbed her husband, she said she knifed him for "worshipping the NASCAR race at Bristol." This is an important distinction.


yeah Martinsville and Daytona are just fine according to God.
 
2014-03-17 09:19:38 PM

fusillade762: Stephen Hamman made it home, removed the knife, and called police for help.

Someone should remind him that that's usually a Really Bad Idea.


So is sticking your dick in crazy but that didn't stop him did it?
 
2014-03-17 09:20:54 PM

ArcadianRefugee: marihuana


It's an oldschool spelling from the Tax act era. Reefer Madness... that whole jazz. It was a bit blatant and gave the whole thing away.

Could have been great. :(
 
2014-03-17 09:22:12 PM
God DAMN Tennessee.

I just don't know where to start on this one.

I think that UHF Asian Stereotype with the "YOU SO STUUUPID!" sums it up but it's just not succinct enough since it doesn't include drugs and obvious mental issues.
 
2014-03-17 09:26:08 PM
Frrrrrrruitbat.
 
2014-03-17 09:26:22 PM
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
Here comes a new challenger!!!
 
2014-03-17 09:28:34 PM
Another marijuana-related death.
 
2014-03-17 09:30:06 PM

JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.


Bad troll from someone from Settle, WA.
-3/10
 
2014-03-17 09:30:46 PM

grumpfuff: rbuzby: This new stronger marijuana is sooooo dangerous!

This will be one of the first of a new trend.  People that do crap like this will be described as "being on marijuana" so we can all know how bad this marijuana legalization trend is.

You can be sure she had some booze, meth, crack or whatever too. Marijuana doesn't make people stabby.  More like sleepy.

Or hungry. Or lazy.

But definitely not stabby.


I can think of a number of people I've met over time that would be irritable and stabby if they DIDN'T smoke pot. Christ, some people SHOULD smoke it IMHO
 
2014-03-17 09:31:20 PM
img.fark.net
approves
 
2014-03-17 09:31:51 PM

JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.


Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.
 
2014-03-17 09:32:42 PM

fanbladesaresharp: grumpfuff: rbuzby: This new stronger marijuana is sooooo dangerous!

This will be one of the first of a new trend.  People that do crap like this will be described as "being on marijuana" so we can all know how bad this marijuana legalization trend is.

You can be sure she had some booze, meth, crack or whatever too. Marijuana doesn't make people stabby.  More like sleepy.

Or hungry. Or lazy.

But definitely not stabby.

I can think of a number of people I've met over time that would be irritable and stabby if they DIDN'T smoke pot. Christ, some people SHOULD smoke it IMHO


Really? Well..those people need professional help, not just pot.
 
2014-03-17 09:33:15 PM

JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.


1/10, very little effort or creativity.

Spice it up man. Go Emirille on that shiat.
 
2014-03-17 09:33:39 PM

fanbladesaresharp: grumpfuff: rbuzby: This new stronger marijuana is sooooo dangerous!

This will be one of the first of a new trend.  People that do crap like this will be described as "being on marijuana" so we can all know how bad this marijuana legalization trend is.

You can be sure she had some booze, meth, crack or whatever too. Marijuana doesn't make people stabby.  More like sleepy.

Or hungry. Or lazy.

But definitely not stabby.

I can think of a number of people I've met over time that would be irritable and stabby if they DIDN'T smoke pot. Christ, some people SHOULD smoke it IMHO


I had a roommate that was an asshole even if he had his nicotine and cannabis.  Deprive him of cannabis and he's an irritable asshole.  Deprive him of nicotine and he's a danger to everyone and everything around him.
 
2014-03-17 09:34:03 PM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.


Heyyy. . . wait just a goddamned. . . I don't think the DEA is actually in compliance with the Controlled Substance Act here.

I think I'm going to post a petition on whitehouse.gov, and ask the President why the hell his administration is ignoring the law!
 
2014-03-17 09:34:22 PM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.


sounds like why booze should be schedule 1.
Where on Earth did you find reason #2?

/are you high Claree?
 
2014-03-17 09:39:10 PM
"Your move, Florida" on top of both Main and Politics tabs. What does it mean?
 
2014-03-17 09:39:17 PM

grumpfuff: fanbladesaresharp: grumpfuff: rbuzby: This new stronger marijuana is sooooo dangerous!

This will be one of the first of a new trend.  People that do crap like this will be described as "being on marijuana" so we can all know how bad this marijuana legalization trend is.

You can be sure she had some booze, meth, crack or whatever too. Marijuana doesn't make people stabby.  More like sleepy.

Or hungry. Or lazy.

But definitely not stabby.

I can think of a number of people I've met over time that would be irritable and stabby if they DIDN'T smoke pot. Christ, some people SHOULD smoke it IMHO

Really? Well..those people need professional help, not just pot.


If it keeps them from crashing in my living room during Dr Who or Sons of Anarchy, I'm all for it, NASCAR be damned.
 
2014-03-17 09:39:22 PM

psilocyberguy: Captain Horatio Mindblower: 2. no potential for medical use

Where on Earth did you find reason #2?



By completely ignoring that close to half of our states now have medicinal cannabis laws.  At some point when a majority of the states have medicinal laws can we force the reclassification?
 
2014-03-17 09:42:02 PM
Tennesee ma'am, Tennesee ma'am, high as mount Everest ma'am
They have a fight, Florida lose, degraded man, Florida man
 
2014-03-17 09:44:37 PM
Just another responsible drug owner
 
2014-03-17 09:45:08 PM
Tennessee woman, Tennessee woman
Tennessee woman hates Florida man
They have a fight, Tennessee wins
Tennessee woman
[accordian solo]
 
2014-03-17 09:45:20 PM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.


3 out of 10 - for clever use of JesusJuice
3 out of 10 for JesusJuice

+1 to JesusJuice for inspiring you

JesusJuice wins.
 
2014-03-17 09:46:37 PM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.


4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed
 
2014-03-17 09:49:06 PM

Zasteva: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed


8. Promotes obesity and the sale of Phish albums
 
2014-03-17 09:50:13 PM

Mad_Radhu: Zasteva: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed

8. Promotes obesity and the sale of Phish albums


9. Made my missus run off with a jazz band
 
2014-03-17 09:50:18 PM

Zasteva: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed


8.  causes white women to fornicate with negroes in the back of speakeasies to the cacophony of HOT JAZZ!
 
2014-03-17 09:51:40 PM

Mad_Radhu: Zasteva: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed

8. Promotes obesity and the sale of Phish albums


I've been using cannabis for 15 years and I've never bought a Phish album.  Phish blows.
 
2014-03-17 09:52:20 PM

Zasteva: Mad_Radhu: Zasteva: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed

8. Promotes obesity and the sale of Phish albums

9. Made my missus run off with a jazz band


what can i say... she liked the way i handle my trombone.
 
2014-03-17 09:53:15 PM

Zasteva: Mad_Radhu: Zasteva: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed

8. Promotes obesity and the sale of Phish albums

9. Made my missus run off with a jazz band


10. Pass the Doritos.  (Trademark symbol)
 
2014-03-17 09:57:01 PM

Zasteva: /demon weed

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-17 09:59:48 PM
Can I get a pic of MJ Fox doing Johnny B Good with the non white band in one of the too many Back to the Future Movies?"
PLEASE?
 
2014-03-17 10:02:38 PM

SquiggsIN: I've been using cannabis for 15 years


how cute - can I pinch your cheeks ?

// get off my lawn
 
2014-03-17 10:05:13 PM

Slartibartfaster: SquiggsIN: I've been using cannabis for 15 years

how cute - can I pinch your cheeks ?

// get off my lawn


I was only in your yard b/c i thought you were growing weed in it.
 
2014-03-17 10:09:33 PM
Legalize it. What could possibly go wrong?
 
2014-03-17 10:09:58 PM
"Before, I was all messed up on drugs. But now, I'm all messed up on The Lord!"
 
2014-03-17 10:10:30 PM

rbuzby: Can I get a pic of MJ Fox doing Johnny B Good with the non white band in one of the too many Back to the Future Movies?"
PLEASE?


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-17 10:14:30 PM

SquiggsIN: Slartibartfaster: SquiggsIN: I've been using cannabis for 15 years

how cute - can I pinch your cheeks ?

// get off my lawn

I was only in your yard b/c i thought you were growing weed in it.


That's out back - got any cookies ?
 
2014-03-17 10:16:33 PM

Slartibartfaster: SquiggsIN: Slartibartfaster: SquiggsIN: I've been using cannabis for 15 years

how cute - can I pinch your cheeks ?

// get off my lawn

I was only in your yard b/c i thought you were growing weed in it.

That's out back - got any cookies ?


Not at the moment but, I did make some medicinal peanut butter cookies last month.
 
2014-03-17 10:19:50 PM

AirForceVet: You don't usually have wives seeing things and stabbing husbands in the chest inside churches the wives drove into.

Could have been drugs. Could have been she was bat shiat crazy in the first place.

Strongly doubt pot smoking alone got her there.


I know, right? This is unlike any pot I've ever smoked.
 
2014-03-17 10:21:48 PM

mikaloyd: Legalize it. What could possibly go wrong?


As a Coloradoan, don't I know it. We just legalized the Reefers and it's been a horror show on steroids ever since.
 
2014-03-17 10:22:24 PM
Danica?
 
2014-03-17 10:23:05 PM
My Internet diagnosis is schizophrenia, which she attempted to self-treat with weed. Ineffective, but possibly slightly calming.
 
2014-03-17 10:23:50 PM

AirForceVet: You don't usually have wives seeing things and stabbing husbands in the chest inside churches the wives drove into.

Could have been drugs. Could have been she was bat shiat crazy in the first place.

Strongly doubt pot smoking alone got her there.


This is good weed. I thought I was reading Meow for a second.
 
2014-03-17 10:24:44 PM
This is exactly why I don't smoke weed. I have no friends or others-of-significance so I'd just end up stabbing myself. And that would just be sad.
 
2014-03-17 10:26:13 PM

scottydoesntknow: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Okay start, but you showed your tell too quickly with the 'marihuana'.


I do believe Mr. JesusJuice was being purposely obvious. We call this "making a joke".
 
2014-03-17 10:28:04 PM

Mr. Ekshun: This is exactly why I don't smoke weed. I have no friends or others-of-significance so I'd just end up stabbing myself. And that would just be sad.


A wasted Colorado life.
 
2014-03-17 10:30:19 PM
Sounds to me like she might, just might, and here I am only making a suggestion, be just ever-so-slightly schizophrenic.  Which can be aggravated by weed.  Women are more subject to it then men, if I recall right, though its been a LOOOONG time since college.  Alternately, she could be angling for a sort of hail-mary (heh) to get out of jail free via the insanity defence, or, lastly, simply taken one too many hits to the face from a bible.  Pick one or more, mix liberally.
 
2014-03-17 10:30:47 PM

psilocyberguy: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

sounds like why booze should be schedule 1.
Where on Earth did you find reason #2?

/are you high Claree?


Jesus.. You guys really can't get sarcasm. Everything on that list was an opposite! What is wrong with you people?
 
2014-03-17 10:32:14 PM
TENNeeSSEE woMAN(tm)

ALaBAMa MAN(tm) sold separately.
 
2014-03-17 10:36:20 PM

psilocyberguy: Zasteva: Mad_Radhu: Zasteva: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed

8. Promotes obesity and the sale of Phish albums

9. Made my missus run off with a jazz band

10. Pass the Doritos.  (Trademark symbol)


Those are damning properties, but it's 1, 2, and 3 which it must have to be on Schedule I The Obama Administration, by keeping cannabis on Schedule I, is making the implicit claim that cannabis has no medical use.
 
2014-03-17 10:37:23 PM

SquiggsIN: Slartibartfaster: SquiggsIN: Slartibartfaster: SquiggsIN: I've been using cannabis for 15 years

how cute - can I pinch your cheeks ?

// get off my lawn

I was only in your yard b/c i thought you were growing weed in it.

That's out back - got any cookies ?

Not at the moment but, I did make some medicinal peanut butter cookies last month.


Fancy some baileys irish cream with "special ice cubes" ? green because - hey irish pride
Oh and lashings of whipped cream, chocolate, and ... wait ... what was I saying ?
 
2014-03-17 10:37:36 PM

SquiggsIN: rbuzby: Can I get a pic of MJ Fox doing Johnny B Good with the non white band in one of the too many Back to the Future Movies?"
PLEASE?

[img.fark.net image 500x271]


Thank You times 11,  THANK YOU!

If you are in Seattle, I will wash your car for free.
 
2014-03-17 10:39:24 PM
BULLSHIAT! This might have happened in Colorado or Washington state. It couldn't have happened in Tennessee. Marijuana is illegal there. Nice try with your false flag, libtards.
 
2014-03-17 10:41:18 PM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: psilocyberguy: Zasteva: Mad_Radhu: Zasteva: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed

8. Promotes obesity and the sale of Phish albums

9. Made my missus run off with a jazz band

10. Pass the Doritos.  (Trademark symbol)

Those are damning properties, but it's 1, 2, and 3 which it must have to be on Schedule I The Obama Administration, by keeping cannabis on Schedule I, is making the implicit claim that cannabis has no medical use.


Meh, maybe so, but he has done more to advance legal Cannabis than any POTUS ever. I'm not gonna hang him for passing on picking political fights he can't win. The problem is the big government Tea Party types in the House that want to maintain the prohibition for religious reasons.
 
2014-03-17 10:46:35 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: Captain Horatio Mindblower: psilocyberguy: Zasteva: Mad_Radhu: Zasteva: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed

8. Promotes obesity and the sale of Phish albums

9. Made my missus run off with a jazz band

10. Pass the Doritos.  (Trademark symbol)

Those are damning properties, but it's 1, 2, and 3 which it must have to be on Schedule I The Obama Administration, by keeping cannabis on Schedule I, is making the implicit claim that cannabis has no medical use.

Meh, maybe so, but he has done more to advance legal Cannabis than any POTUS ever. I'm not gonna hang him for passing on picking political fights he can't win. The problem is the big government Tea Party types in the House that want to maintain the prohibition for religious reasons.


The law, as already passed by Congress, says that only substances with no medicinal use make it to Schedule I. The DEA, of the administrative branch, over which Barack Obama presides, has taken the criteria Congress gave and says, OK, that's cannabis right there. That's what I'm all pioughed about.
 
2014-03-17 10:46:53 PM
So that's the second thread today with 'your move Florida".  I presume we can expect 6 more months of this in headlines.
 
2014-03-17 10:47:46 PM
cerebellumchef.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-17 10:51:07 PM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.


That's the best you can do?
That's so lame you can't even fall back on sarcasm.
 
2014-03-17 10:53:52 PM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: Ow! That was my feelings!: Captain Horatio Mindblower: psilocyberguy: Zasteva: Mad_Radhu: Zasteva: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed

8. Promotes obesity and the sale of Phish albums

9. Made my missus run off with a jazz band

10. Pass the Doritos.  (Trademark symbol)

Those are damning properties, but it's 1, 2, and 3 which it must have to be on Schedule I The Obama Administration, by keeping cannabis on Schedule I, is making the implicit claim that cannabis has no medical use.

Meh, maybe so, but he has done more to advance legal Cannabis than any POTUS ever. I'm not gonna hang him for passing on picking political fights he can't win. The problem is the big government Tea Party types in the House that want to maintain the prohibition for religious reasons.

The law, as already passed by Congress, says that only substances with no medicinal use make it to Schedule I. The DEA, of the administrative branch, over which Barack Obama presides, has taken the criteria Congress gave and says, OK, that's cannabis right there. That's what I'm all pioughed about.


Fair. But sitting here in Denver, I'm having a hard time complaining. Cannabis prohibition will end soon, more states need to legalize and up the pressure.
 
2014-03-17 11:00:11 PM
Sounds like a plot line for "Red State 2".
 
2014-03-17 11:03:16 PM
I once knew a guy who was crazy enough sober, but would get even crazier by smoking pot going into a psychosis like someone on meth. It seemed to do something different in his screwed up brain chemistry. I wonder if this person in the article experiences this type of reaction to pot? The guy i knew would start saying the most ridiculous things he would totally believe and after witnessing him start getting violent and threatning death to someone for something that popped in his head i stopped talking to and going anywhere near that guy.
 
2014-03-17 11:04:35 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: Captain Horatio Mindblower: Ow! That was my feelings!: Captain Horatio Mindblower: psilocyberguy: Zasteva: Mad_Radhu: Zasteva: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed

8. Promotes obesity and the sale of Phish albums

9. Made my missus run off with a jazz band

10. Pass the Doritos.  (Trademark symbol)

Those are damning properties, but it's 1, 2, and 3 which it must have to be on Schedule I The Obama Administration, by keeping cannabis on Schedule I, is making the implicit claim that cannabis has no medical use.

Meh, maybe so, but he has done more to advance legal Cannabis than any POTUS ever. I'm not gonna hang him for passing on picking political fights he can't win. The problem is the big government Tea Party types in the House that want to maintain the prohibition for religious reasons.

The law, as already passed by Congress, says that only substances with no medicinal use make it to Schedule I. The DEA, of the administrative branch, over which Barack Obama presides, has taken the criteria Congress gave and says, OK, that's cannabis right there. That's what I'm all pioughed about.

Fair. But sitting here in Denver, I'm having a hard time complaining. Cannabis prohibition will end soon, more states need to legalize and up the pressure.


OK, now I'm envious. Things are different in Philadelphia. (The cradle of liberty. Heh.)

I mean, not  totally different. . .
 
2014-03-17 11:07:42 PM
This is exactly the sort of thing you'd expect from someone coming off of benzos who stopped smoking weed.
 
2014-03-17 11:07:57 PM
The only thing this proves is that Marijuana doesn't permanently cure crazy, it just delays it's effects for a while.
 
2014-03-17 11:13:30 PM

SquiggsIN: Zasteva: Mad_Radhu: Zasteva: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

4. causes lung cancer
5. fire hazard
6. causes polite negroes to crave white women
7. drains our precious bodily fluids

/demon weed

8. Promotes obesity and the sale of Phish albums

9. Made my missus run off with a jazz band

what can i say... she liked the way i handle my trombone.


And she played a mean skin flute herself, amirite?
 
2014-03-17 11:19:19 PM

SquiggsIN: berylman: It wasn't Nascar in general, it was the race at Bristol specifically.  As for why she stabbed her husband, she said she knifed him for "worshipping the NASCAR race at Bristol." This is an important distinction.

yeah Martinsville and Daytona are just fine according to God.


Actually it's Talladega that proves the existence of God.
 
2014-03-17 11:21:37 PM
you'll notice she didn't go all stabby until she cut back on her self medicating?
and that the voices in her head persisted even after she cut back?

this woman is certifiable
she needs to be in a ward with no sharp objects
 
2014-03-17 11:31:19 PM

rhiannon: SquiggsIN: berylman: It wasn't Nascar in general, it was the race at Bristol specifically.  As for why she stabbed her husband, she said she knifed him for "worshipping the NASCAR race at Bristol." This is an important distinction.

yeah Martinsville and Daytona are just fine according to God.

Actually it's Talladega that proves the existence of God.


Talladega Superspeedway is a trioval.
 
2014-03-17 11:38:19 PM
See, this is what happens when you get all potted up.
 
2014-03-17 11:42:24 PM
These "stories" are hilarious. I wonder how many marijuanas she injected or snorted?
 
2014-03-17 11:42:39 PM
Mom?
 
2014-03-17 11:48:05 PM

Mad_Radhu: Phish albums


Wanna know how I know you're old?

/Will always own "albums" till the day I die.
//Kindly get your Doc Martins off my Tall Fescue
 
2014-03-17 11:49:38 PM
... and this will be the twat that ruins legalization for everyone.
 
2014-03-17 11:57:31 PM

AltheaToldMe: Mad_Radhu: Phish albums

Wanna know how I know you're old?

/Will always own "albums" till the day I die.


Considering that an "album" is a collection, not a medium, and the recording industry still calls the collections they sell "albums," regardless of media, I think you're safe with that.

/had this discussion earlier today with a guy who told me he'd downloaded the new Nine Inch Nails "CD" from iTunes.
 
2014-03-17 11:58:20 PM
I'll go with mental illness, or weed laced with something bad.
 
2014-03-17 11:58:39 PM

Terrible Old Man: ... and this will be the twat that ruins legalization for everyone.


I think you're thinking of Rand Paul.
 
2014-03-17 11:59:10 PM
www.themagazine.ca

We cannot underestimate the dangers of mar-i-hua-na
 
2014-03-18 12:03:25 AM
Hi! I'm a uber lurker, but I live here and know this woman, if any of you have any questions. :) STATE OF FRANKLIN PRIDE SON, THE GREAT LOST 13TH.
 
2014-03-18 12:03:50 AM

trappedspirit: rhiannon: SquiggsIN: berylman: It wasn't Nascar in general, it was the race at Bristol specifically.  As for why she stabbed her husband, she said she knifed him for "worshipping the NASCAR race at Bristol." This is an important distinction.

yeah Martinsville and Daytona are just fine according to God.

Actually it's Talladega that proves the existence of God.

Talladega Superspeedway is a trioval.


Sometimes I wear gloves when it's cold outside.
 
2014-03-18 12:04:26 AM

Cerebral Ballsy: psilocyberguy: Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.

sounds like why booze should be schedule 1.
Where on Earth did you find reason #2?

/are you high Claree?

Jesus.. You guys really can't get sarcasm. Everything on that list was an opposite! What is wrong with you people?


jeez. Sarcasm backatcha.  Sorry I am too stoopid for not being obvious.
 
2014-03-18 12:05:01 AM
God is one weird mother farker.  But consider the fact that if you sucked the earth in and held it in for a million millenniums before exhaling, you'd end up bi-polar too.
 
2014-03-18 12:06:01 AM

trappedspirit: Talladega Superspeedway is a trioval.


I love trioval pursuit.
 
2014-03-18 12:07:00 AM
i.imgbox.com
 
2014-03-18 12:08:08 AM
And I apologize for the super arcane Steel Magnolias reference.
 
2014-03-18 12:09:20 AM

Lenny_da_Hog: Considering that an "album" is a collection, not a medium, and the recording industry still calls the collections they sell "albums," regardless of media, I think you're safe with that.


Excellent point.
 
2014-03-18 12:14:18 AM
No one? I wait four years to make a post, and I can update this story with all the sordid details, and not one person wants to hear it... Well FINE. I'll just go to bed.
 
2014-03-18 12:16:46 AM

Shiftbutton: No one? I wait four years to make a post, and I can update this story with all the sordid details, and not one person wants to hear it... Well FINE. I'll just go to bed.


Was she a dream-filled philosopher with a penchant for higher mathematics before she started smoking pot?
 
2014-03-18 12:17:05 AM

Shiftbutton: No one? I wait four years to make a post, and I can update this story with all the sordid details, and not one person wants to hear it... Well FINE. I'll just go to bed.


On Fark, we depend on YOU to take the initiative and post CSB.  How long you been lurkin'?
 
2014-03-18 12:18:39 AM

psilocyberguy: Shiftbutton: No one? I wait four years to make a post, and I can update this story with all the sordid details, and not one person wants to hear it... Well FINE. I'll just go to bed.

On Fark, we depend on YOU to take the initiative and post CSB.  How long you been lurkin'?


Sounds like he's been hanging out at Reddit.

"I know the crazy biatch! AMA!"
 
2014-03-18 12:20:20 AM

Lenny_da_Hog: Shiftbutton: No one? I wait four years to make a post, and I can update this story with all the sordid details, and not one person wants to hear it... Well FINE. I'll just go to bed.

Was she a dream-filled philosopher with a penchant for higher mathematics before she started smoking pot?


Sorry I'm asleep already. Zzzzz.

No I kid, she was an... odd one, to put it lightly, when I knew her in high school. We lost touch a bit, but even back then, jeez she was a hoot in bed, I mean, you have no idea. However, the old adage "never stick your d**k in crazy" holds true. I'm glad I wasn't the one who got stabbed. (Although I did do some stabbin'.)

She smoked when I knew her, it really mellowed her out, We always thought she was kidding around when she would start acting strange, haha. I guess she was serious!

I owe someone 20 bucks.
 
2014-03-18 12:21:38 AM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: The law, as already passed by Congress, says that only substances with no medicinal use make it to Schedule I. The DEA, of the administrative branch, over which Barack Obama presides, has taken the criteria Congress gave and says, OK, that's cannabis right there. That's what I'm all pioughed about.


DEA is part of Admin? Huh. I would've sworn they were DOJ...yup, they are. Also:
Cannabis was classified as Schedule 1 in 1970...

once again...
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-18 12:23:00 AM

Shiftbutton: Lenny_da_Hog: Shiftbutton: No one? I wait four years to make a post, and I can update this story with all the sordid details, and not one person wants to hear it... Well FINE. I'll just go to bed.

Was she a dream-filled philosopher with a penchant for higher mathematics before she started smoking pot?

Sorry I'm asleep already. Zzzzz.

No I kid, she was an... odd one, to put it lightly, when I knew her in high school. We lost touch a bit, but even back then, jeez she was a hoot in bed, I mean, you have no idea. However, the old adage "never stick your d**k in crazy" holds true. I'm glad I wasn't the one who got stabbed. (Although I did do some stabbin'.)

She smoked when I knew her, it really mellowed her out, We always thought she was kidding around when she would start acting strange, haha. I guess she was serious!

I owe someone 20 bucks.


See, that's a Cool Story Bro (CSB). You should have just CSB'd it instead of launching a Reddit AMA.
 
2014-03-18 12:23:52 AM

psilocyberguy: Shiftbutton: No one? I wait four years to make a post, and I can update this story with all the sordid details, and not one person wants to hear it... Well FINE. I'll just go to bed.

On Fark, we depend on YOU to take the initiative and post CSB.  How long you been lurkin'?


Four years, I just wanted the attention for a moment.

...The beautiful flickering fetid limelight of fark, warming my skin with it's sickly glow....

...We've got some good "weed" up here in the mountains.

Thank you ETSU and your horticulturalists. (And ye chemists, for the more adventurous)
 
2014-03-18 12:25:59 AM

Shiftbutton: No one? I wait four years to make a post, and I can update this story with all the sordid details, and not one person wants to hear it... Well FINE. I'll just go to bed.


Does she seem schizophrenic to you?

/I know two different Main Page story people
//remember the guy who tried to sell cocaine to a cop? Yeah.
 
2014-03-18 12:26:10 AM
Lenny_da_Hog:

See, that's a Cool Story Bro (CSB). You should have just CSB'd it instead of launching a Reddit AMA.


I have no idea what a Reddit AMA is. I only lurk fark.
Because I'm the lowest of the low.
 
2014-03-18 12:28:02 AM

rhiannon: trappedspirit: rhiannon: SquiggsIN: berylman: It wasn't Nascar in general, it was the race at Bristol specifically.  As for why she stabbed her husband, she said she knifed him for "worshipping the NASCAR race at Bristol." This is an important distinction.

yeah Martinsville and Daytona are just fine according to God.

Actually it's Talladega that proves the existence of God.

Talladega Superspeedway is a trioval.

Sometimes I wear gloves when it's cold outside.


It's the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost of speedways.
 
2014-03-18 12:30:06 AM

Shiftbutton: Lenny_da_Hog:

See, that's a Cool Story Bro (CSB). You should have just CSB'd it instead of launching a Reddit AMA.


I have no idea what a Reddit AMA is. I only lurk fark.
Because I'm the lowest of the low.


Well I never Reddit but AMA. Means Ask Me Anything so it's a reddit AMA thread I assume.
 
2014-03-18 12:32:34 AM

Cerebral Ballsy: Shiftbutton: No one? I wait four years to make a post, and I can update this story with all the sordid details, and not one person wants to hear it... Well FINE. I'll just go to bed.

Does she seem schizophrenic to you?

/I know two different Main Page story people
//remember the guy who tried to sell cocaine to a cop? Yeah.


She always seemed odd. I was never too concerned as I was a young teen just trying to, as we say "Get my d**k wet." In hindsight, she did have some catatonic like states when she'd smoke.

Now back to my cave, to lurk again. The light of the comments hurts my eyes.

(Work in the early A.M. :( )
(It was nice to actually talk to you all, keep up the conversations! I'll see you in politics, although you probably won't see me.)
 
2014-03-18 12:39:05 AM

Shiftbutton: Lenny_da_Hog:

See, that's a Cool Story Bro (CSB). You should have just CSB'd it instead of launching a Reddit AMA.


I have no idea what a Reddit AMA is. I only lurk fark.
Because I'm the lowest of the low.


Fark only, myself.  Reddit made me feel like being in a very small room with a large group of 15 year olds munching Quaaludes and talking about dirty things.  NTTAWWT.
 
2014-03-18 12:43:05 AM

Shiftbutton: psilocyberguy: Shiftbutton: No one? I wait four years to make a post, and I can update this story with all the sordid details, and not one person wants to hear it... Well FINE. I'll just go to bed.

On Fark, we depend on YOU to take the initiative and post CSB.  How long you been lurkin'?

Four years, I just wanted the attention for a moment.

...The beautiful flickering fetid limelight of fark, warming my skin with it's sickly glow....

...We've got some good "weed" up here in the mountains.

Thank you ETSU and your horticulturalists. (And ye chemists, for the more adventurous)


I lurked longer than that and didn't even have a cool story to go with it!  Now I feel cheated.
 
2014-03-18 12:44:05 AM

ElLoco: ArcadianRefugee: marihuana

It's an oldschool spelling from the Tax act era. Reefer Madness... that whole jazz. It was a bit blatant and gave the whole thing away.

Could have been great. :(


Sorry, I'm feeling contrary this evening.
 
2014-03-18 12:48:29 AM
I knew I had been lurking for too long when I actually bothered logging in one day and saw this.


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-18 12:55:18 AM
psilocyberguy:

Cerebral Ballsy:

Lenny_da_Hog:



Ya'll are cool, by the way. I just wanted to say.

I'd pay out some more compliments about your persons and comments, as well as personalized responses to the minuta (You knew TWO people in a main page article? That sounds like a terrible, yet hilarious thing, to be honest!), but as I said previous, I have work in the early morning hours, so I must retire.

Thanks for being my firsts, I hope it was as good for you as it was for me.

Come visit Johnson City for Blue Plum during the summer, we'll get you all blazed.

And I promise, we won't even stab you.
 
2014-03-18 01:28:29 AM
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Knifing aside, she seems like a cool chick.
 
2014-03-18 01:30:06 AM
ack! try again:

Manolo Catastophe:

"Knifing aside, she seems like a cool chick. "
 
2014-03-18 01:41:37 AM
This God-fella sure is a hilarious prick sometimes.

I imagine he's all like: "Yo, Zeus, hold my beer. Look what I can do..."
 
2014-03-18 01:48:03 AM
This is complete bullshiat.
 
2014-03-18 01:54:34 AM
Well, I stabbed my old man, Steve, today, `altared' to the hilt
I lapped him clean on into church where I `wreckoned' he'd be kilt'
But,Though, God and devil tried real hard, there's some things I can't do
And I'm down to seeds and psychosis again, too.

Now everybody tells me, there's other ways to get high,
But after dosing on these spooks, I'm too far gone to try...
 
2014-03-18 01:57:38 AM
Anyone who has says Med. MJ has no benefit should talk to a cancer or other seriously ill person who uses it.
 
2014-03-18 01:58:21 AM
Sounds to me like she was high on crazy.
 
2014-03-18 02:08:08 AM

Shiftbutton: psilocyberguy:

Cerebral Ballsy:

Lenny_da_Hog:


Ya'll are cool, by the way. I just wanted to say.

I'd pay out some more compliments about your persons and comments, as well as personalized responses to the minuta (You knew TWO people in a main page article? That sounds like a terrible, yet hilarious thing, to be honest!), but as I said previous, I have work in the early morning hours, so I must retire.

Thanks for being my firsts, I hope it was as good for you as it was for me.

Come visit Johnson City for Blue Plum during the summer, we'll get you all blazed.

And I promise, we won't even stab you.


One was a friend. The death of his wife drove him to heavy drug use and he was canned and then did the deed that landed him on Fark's main page: he tried to sell coke to a cop in a marked car. He was a good guy with a sharp mind and wit and a very dark sense of humor.

The other one was my uncle who died in a very unfortunate manner. He was a great laid back guy who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Both made international news.
 
2014-03-18 02:09:12 AM
Sorry "canned from his job"
 
2014-03-18 03:21:18 AM
So many stories trying to find an angle to demonize marijuana from. This woman has MUCH bigger issues than simply smoking pot.
 
2014-03-18 03:27:13 AM
Okay, okay, we'll concede that this death is caused by marijuana.

Alcohol -- 88,000
Pot - 1
 
2014-03-18 03:29:52 AM
Oh, wait. He isn't dead.

Alcohol -- 88,000
Pot - 0
 
2014-03-18 03:40:22 AM

Lenny_da_Hog: Oh, wait. He isn't dead.

Alcohol -- 88,000
Pot - 0


.... and your alcohol number is too low by a few orders of magnitude.
 
2014-03-18 03:50:29 AM

SquiggsIN: Lenny_da_Hog: Oh, wait. He isn't dead.

Alcohol -- 88,000
Pot - 0

.... and your alcohol number is too low by a few orders of magnitude.


CDC numbers released this week.
 
2014-03-18 03:56:41 AM

Lenny_da_Hog: SquiggsIN: Lenny_da_Hog: Oh, wait. He isn't dead.

Alcohol -- 88,000
Pot - 0

.... and your alcohol number is too low by a few orders of magnitude.

CDC numbers released this week.


Not that you specified the 88k was one year in the USA and not that I cared to look but, let's try the numbers beyond one year and beyond the USA.

Deaths by alcohol worldwide in history : tens if not hundreds of millions or more
Cannabis : zero in history anywhere on this planet
 
2014-03-18 04:27:41 AM
FTFA: According to God, she said, weed is only for relaxing in the evenings.

Isn't it nice that you can have a conversation about drugs with THE LORD nowadays? In the past it was all just "smite these guys", "destroy those temples" and of course  "have you sacrificed any of your kids to me yet?" all day long.
 
2014-03-18 07:07:56 AM
The tragedy here is that another NASCAR fan still lives.
Let's keep our priorities here, people!
 
2014-03-18 08:36:53 AM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.


lol.i.trollyou.com
 
2014-03-18 09:20:55 AM
Another case where it must be the relatively harmless, even medicinal and increasingly legal plant she smoked, and not the institutionalized concept that obeying unseen voices is the greatest thing you can ever do no matter how farked up their instructions.  Another case that will not factor into the "religion of peace" holywharg because it's Xtianity instead of some other religion.
 
2014-03-18 09:25:29 AM
funny thing about this story is Tennessee has a HUGE meth problem
 
2014-03-18 09:43:52 AM

JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.


Exactly.  If I had a penny for every time I stabbed someone after I got all potted up on weed...
 
2014-03-18 10:26:52 AM

Brainsick: Captain Horatio Mindblower: The law, as already passed by Congress, says that only substances with no medicinal use make it to Schedule I. The DEA, of the administrative branch, over which Barack Obama presides, has taken the criteria Congress gave and says, OK, that's cannabis right there. That's what I'm all pioughed about.

DEA is part of Admin? Huh. I would've sworn they were DOJ...yup, they are. Also:
Cannabis was classified as Schedule 1 in 1970...

once again...
[img.fark.net image 243x208]


The Department of Justice is indeed part of the administrative branch:
The attorney general is nominated by the President of the United States and takes office after confirmation by the Senate. He or she serves at the pleasure of the president and can be removed by the president at any time.
This was all covered in middle school.

Also, this isn't a case for a time machine. I understand that the Nixon Administration made the mistake. But Nixon isn't the president anymore. The Obama Administration can't change the past, but they are wrong to maintain this policy. It's not only more severe than the Controlled Substance Act requires; it's actually more severe than the Act  allows.
 
2014-03-18 02:52:42 PM

rbuzby: This new stronger marijuana is sooooo dangerous!

This will be one of the first of a new trend.  People that do crap like this will be described as "being on marijuana" so we can all know how bad this marijuana legalization trend is.

You can be sure she had some booze, meth, crack or whatever too. Marijuana doesn't make people stabby.  More like sleepy.


Seriously: the problem is that she was originally crazy, self-medicating, and  stopped taking the Marijuana. This is a pretty textbook example of 'crazy and doesn't know it', and it turns out the weed was  helping in this case--that's actually an argument  for it, not against it. Saying this was based off weed is like saying schizophrenics are the fault of alcohol.
 
2014-03-18 05:14:59 PM

kryptin420: I once knew a guy who was crazy enough sober, but would get even crazier by smoking pot going into a psychosis like someone on meth. It seemed to do something different in his screwed up brain chemistry. I wonder if this person in the article experiences this type of reaction to pot? The guy i knew would start saying the most ridiculous things he would totally believe and after witnessing him start getting violent and threatning death to someone for something that popped in his head i stopped talking to and going anywhere near that guy.


I'm similar.  I don't go "crazy" per se... but pot makes me extremely paranoid.  Everyone's different I suppose.  Not my thing (though I think it should be legal, and have no problem with others smoking it).
 
2014-03-19 12:01:00 AM
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