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(Gawker)   Tennessee woman high on marijuana drives her car through a church, hops out, and then stabs her husband for watching too much NASCAR. Your move, Florida Man   (gawker.com) divider line 161
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2014-03-17 07:49:07 PM
Officers caught up with his wife at a hospital, where she told them she had decided to live her life for God, who told her to stop smoking marijuana all day and night. According to God, she said, weed is only for relaxing in the evenings.

Sounds like pot was keeping her from going all drivey-stabby.
 
2014-03-17 08:01:33 PM
Oh man, so much crazy there I don't know where to start.


"I love to smoke it," she said, according to a police press release. "Sometimes when I do, I start seeing things that others don't."

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2014-03-17 08:02:41 PM

fusillade762: I love to smoke it," she said, according to a police press release. "Sometimes when I do, I start seeing things that others don't."


I'm betting she sees and hears things that others don't all the time, stoned or not.
 
2014-03-17 08:03:57 PM
"I love to smoke it," she said, according to a police press release. "Sometimes when I do, I start seeing things that others don't. Isn't God good? He told me this would happen, and just look, I am okay."

are they sure it wasnt dust she was smoking?

/tical
 
2014-03-17 08:08:31 PM
You don't usually have wives seeing things and stabbing husbands in the chest inside churches the wives drove into.

Could have been drugs. Could have been she was bat shiat crazy in the first place.

Strongly doubt pot smoking alone got her there.
 
2014-03-17 08:15:48 PM
Stephen Hamman made it home, removed the knife, and called police for help.

Someone should remind him that that's usually a Really Bad Idea.
 
2014-03-17 08:20:56 PM
www.orangejuiceblog.com He told us this would happen.  Darn reefer madness.
 
2014-03-17 08:29:39 PM
Another senseless NASCAR related crime.
 
2014-03-17 08:57:30 PM
I'd say she was self medicating and forgot when to dose.
 
2014-03-17 09:03:51 PM
propaganda
 
2014-03-17 09:05:16 PM

fusillade762: Stephen Hamman made it home, removed the knife, and called police for help.

Someone should remind him that that's usually a Really Bad Idea.


... well if he stays with the woman there's a pretty good chance he'll be stabbed again... so good advice.
 
2014-03-17 09:05:30 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Another senseless NASCAR related crime.


The problem is the media portraying and glorifying NASCAR.
 
2014-03-17 09:06:30 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Another senseless NASCAR related crime.


The problem is their culture of weed, NASCAR, and church.  Personally, I blame video games like NASCAR 98.  This has been the cause of countless entertainment tragedies.  After trying to play it on season mode, you might just stab yourself.
 
2014-03-17 09:06:33 PM
Clearly, it was the aspirin...
 
2014-03-17 09:07:29 PM
"She said God told her to do it." but I'll bet that if the mainstreams pick this up, they won't focus on that part. It'll be the weed.
 
2014-03-17 09:07:42 PM
This new stronger marijuana is sooooo dangerous!

This will be one of the first of a new trend.  People that do crap like this will be described as "being on marijuana" so we can all know how bad this marijuana legalization trend is.

You can be sure she had some booze, meth, crack or whatever too. Marijuana doesn't make people stabby.  More like sleepy.
 
2014-03-17 09:11:49 PM
Either I'm really tired or that part where she stabbed her husband for watching too much NASCAR was funny as hell. It has been a really long day, but that was spit take funny.

/un asiento a lado de una ventana por favor
 
2014-03-17 09:12:41 PM

rbuzby: This new stronger marijuana is sooooo dangerous!

This will be one of the first of a new trend.  People that do crap like this will be described as "being on marijuana" so we can all know how bad this marijuana legalization trend is.

You can be sure she had some booze, meth, crack or whatever too. Marijuana doesn't make people stabby.  More like sleepy.


Or hungry. Or lazy.

But definitely not stabby.
 
2014-03-17 09:13:15 PM

2wolves: I'd say she was self medicating and forgot when to dose.


Apparently, God told her to stop self-medicating during the day, and then told her to stab her husband.

Sounds like god isn't very nice to this woman.
 
2014-03-17 09:13:37 PM
This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.
 
2014-03-17 09:14:39 PM
Wow I'm lucky if I remember to feed the cat if I light up.  She's a regular high achiever.

Talk about Mary Lame.
 
2014-03-17 09:16:05 PM

JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.


Clean and simple. Two avenues of approach. 5/10
 
2014-03-17 09:16:50 PM

JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.


Okay start, but you showed your tell too quickly with the 'marihuana'.
 
2014-03-17 09:17:13 PM
If God is everywhere, then why pick a church to drive through? Might as well pick the nearest McDonald's since God could very well be there also.
 
2014-03-17 09:17:18 PM

The Larch: 2wolves: I'd say she was self medicating and forgot when to dose.

Apparently, God told her to stop self-medicating during the day, and then told her to stab her husband.

Sounds like god isn't very nice to this woman.


Well if you believe what's in the bible God has told a lot of people to do a lot worse.  That deity is an asshole IMO.
 
2014-03-17 09:17:23 PM

ElLoco: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Clean and simple. Two avenues of approach. 5/10


See, I was thinking "obvious and idiotic".

Plus, what kind of lickbag spells it "marihuana"?
 
2014-03-17 09:17:35 PM
It wasn't Nascar in general, it was the race at Bristol specifically.  As for why she stabbed her husband, she said she knifed him for "worshipping the NASCAR race at Bristol." This is an important distinction.
 
2014-03-17 09:18:00 PM

skinink: If God is everywhere, then why pick a church to drive through? Might as well pick the nearest McDonald's since God could very well be there also.


God forsook McDonald's a long time ago.
 
2014-03-17 09:18:13 PM

JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.


1/10.

State after state passing medicinal laws shows it's not schedule 1 for any good reason.  (you only get the 1 point b/c you have jesus in your name)
 
2014-03-17 09:18:47 PM

fusillade762: Oh man, so much crazy there I don't know where to start.


"I love to smoke it," she said, according to a police press release. "Sometimes when I do, I start seeing things that others don't."

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2014-03-17 09:18:57 PM
 Relax, all right? Her old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. She can fix it.
 
2014-03-17 09:19:11 PM

JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-17 09:19:22 PM

berylman: It wasn't Nascar in general, it was the race at Bristol specifically.  As for why she stabbed her husband, she said she knifed him for "worshipping the NASCAR race at Bristol." This is an important distinction.


yeah Martinsville and Daytona are just fine according to God.
 
2014-03-17 09:19:38 PM

fusillade762: Stephen Hamman made it home, removed the knife, and called police for help.

Someone should remind him that that's usually a Really Bad Idea.


So is sticking your dick in crazy but that didn't stop him did it?
 
2014-03-17 09:20:54 PM

ArcadianRefugee: marihuana


It's an oldschool spelling from the Tax act era. Reefer Madness... that whole jazz. It was a bit blatant and gave the whole thing away.

Could have been great. :(
 
2014-03-17 09:22:12 PM
God DAMN Tennessee.

I just don't know where to start on this one.

I think that UHF Asian Stereotype with the "YOU SO STUUUPID!" sums it up but it's just not succinct enough since it doesn't include drugs and obvious mental issues.
 
2014-03-17 09:26:08 PM
Frrrrrrruitbat.
 
2014-03-17 09:26:22 PM
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Here comes a new challenger!!!
 
2014-03-17 09:28:34 PM
Another marijuana-related death.
 
2014-03-17 09:30:06 PM

JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.


Bad troll from someone from Settle, WA.
-3/10
 
2014-03-17 09:30:46 PM

grumpfuff: rbuzby: This new stronger marijuana is sooooo dangerous!

This will be one of the first of a new trend.  People that do crap like this will be described as "being on marijuana" so we can all know how bad this marijuana legalization trend is.

You can be sure she had some booze, meth, crack or whatever too. Marijuana doesn't make people stabby.  More like sleepy.

Or hungry. Or lazy.

But definitely not stabby.


I can think of a number of people I've met over time that would be irritable and stabby if they DIDN'T smoke pot. Christ, some people SHOULD smoke it IMHO
 
2014-03-17 09:31:20 PM
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2014-03-17 09:31:51 PM

JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.


Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.
 
2014-03-17 09:32:42 PM

fanbladesaresharp: grumpfuff: rbuzby: This new stronger marijuana is sooooo dangerous!

This will be one of the first of a new trend.  People that do crap like this will be described as "being on marijuana" so we can all know how bad this marijuana legalization trend is.

You can be sure she had some booze, meth, crack or whatever too. Marijuana doesn't make people stabby.  More like sleepy.

Or hungry. Or lazy.

But definitely not stabby.

I can think of a number of people I've met over time that would be irritable and stabby if they DIDN'T smoke pot. Christ, some people SHOULD smoke it IMHO


Really? Well..those people need professional help, not just pot.
 
2014-03-17 09:33:15 PM

JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.


1/10, very little effort or creativity.

Spice it up man. Go Emirille on that shiat.
 
2014-03-17 09:33:39 PM

fanbladesaresharp: grumpfuff: rbuzby: This new stronger marijuana is sooooo dangerous!

This will be one of the first of a new trend.  People that do crap like this will be described as "being on marijuana" so we can all know how bad this marijuana legalization trend is.

You can be sure she had some booze, meth, crack or whatever too. Marijuana doesn't make people stabby.  More like sleepy.

Or hungry. Or lazy.

But definitely not stabby.

I can think of a number of people I've met over time that would be irritable and stabby if they DIDN'T smoke pot. Christ, some people SHOULD smoke it IMHO


I had a roommate that was an asshole even if he had his nicotine and cannabis.  Deprive him of cannabis and he's an irritable asshole.  Deprive him of nicotine and he's a danger to everyone and everything around him.
 
2014-03-17 09:34:03 PM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.


Heyyy. . . wait just a goddamned. . . I don't think the DEA is actually in compliance with the Controlled Substance Act here.

I think I'm going to post a petition on whitehouse.gov, and ask the President why the hell his administration is ignoring the law!
 
2014-03-17 09:34:22 PM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: JesusJuice: This shouldn't be a surprise from a dope head.

Marihuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance for good reason.

Three good reasons, actually:
1. high potential for abuse
2. no potential for medical use
3. can't be used safely.


sounds like why booze should be schedule 1.
Where on Earth did you find reason #2?

/are you high Claree?
 
2014-03-17 09:39:10 PM
"Your move, Florida" on top of both Main and Politics tabs. What does it mean?
 
2014-03-17 09:39:17 PM

grumpfuff: fanbladesaresharp: grumpfuff: rbuzby: This new stronger marijuana is sooooo dangerous!

This will be one of the first of a new trend.  People that do crap like this will be described as "being on marijuana" so we can all know how bad this marijuana legalization trend is.

You can be sure she had some booze, meth, crack or whatever too. Marijuana doesn't make people stabby.  More like sleepy.

Or hungry. Or lazy.

But definitely not stabby.

I can think of a number of people I've met over time that would be irritable and stabby if they DIDN'T smoke pot. Christ, some people SHOULD smoke it IMHO

Really? Well..those people need professional help, not just pot.


If it keeps them from crashing in my living room during Dr Who or Sons of Anarchy, I'm all for it, NASCAR be damned.
 
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