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(MetroWest Daily News)   Lottery winner spent a lot of his $10 million on preteen boys. The rest he just squandered   (metrowestdailynews.com) divider line 54
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2014-03-17 05:29:46 PM  
I am sick and speechless. Dumb people squandering lottery winnings seem like nothing compared to this man and his spending motivation.

Future tv title, "How the lottery changed my life by providing me money to fulfill my evil dreams."
 
2014-03-17 06:05:19 PM  
For that kind of money, he could have gone on vacation with Rush Limbaugh.
 
2014-03-17 06:14:34 PM  
How many can you buy for $10 million?
 
2014-03-17 06:19:36 PM  

fusillade762: How many can you buy for $10 million?


Rush gets a quantity discount, so who knows?
 
2014-03-17 06:46:12 PM  
I'm not an expert on millionaires nor the illegal sextrade, but I'd have thought there are a lot of places in the world the uber-rich can go and fark anything they wish, no questions asked, with zero consequences.
 
2014-03-17 06:48:00 PM  
Good for him
 
2014-03-17 06:49:18 PM  

Bungles: I'm not an expert on millionaires nor the illegal sextrade, but I'd have thought there are a lot of places in the world the uber-rich can go and fark anything they wish, no questions asked, with zero consequences.


He is a community oriented man; buy local, etc.
 
2014-03-17 06:50:10 PM  

Bungles: I'm not an expert on millionaires nor the illegal sextrade, but I'd have thought there are a lot of places in the world the uber-rich can go and fark anything they wish, no questions asked, with zero consequences.


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Gary Glitter wished you would have told him that a few years ago
 
2014-03-17 06:50:32 PM  

Bungles: I'm not an expert on millionaires nor the illegal sextrade, but I'd have thought there are a lot of places in the world the uber-rich can go and fark anything they wish, no questions asked, with zero consequences.


Thailand and the Dominican Republic come to mind...
 
2014-03-17 06:51:12 PM  
dissemination of pornography

Normal people are merely guilty of dissemination _to_ pornography.
 
2014-03-17 06:52:24 PM  
I've always wondered how is there evidence to arrest people and hold them years after something may have happened?  Do they keep pictures?  The boy's underwear?  Or do they throw them in jail just because someone said he did it?  Also, he should have been "donating" some of that money to the local police unions if this is what he's been up to.
 
2014-03-17 06:52:39 PM  

maxximillian: Bungles: I'm not an expert on millionaires nor the illegal sextrade, but I'd have thought there are a lot of places in the world the uber-rich can go and fark anything they wish, no questions asked, with zero consequences.

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Gary Glitter wished you would have told him that a few years ago


I think there's a pretty strong suggestion that's exactly what he *did* do, for decades.

It's only when the money was drying up that he resorted to cruising 3rd world backstreets in the 90s.
 
2014-03-17 06:52:42 PM  
FTFA: "Police said in a press release Sunday that Snay's winnings were used to carry out the crimes leading to his arrest on Friday."

Right. Because if they didn't say he used his winnings to carry out the crimes, the cops wouldn't be able to seize said winnings, would they?
 
2014-03-17 06:53:26 PM  
Was Uxbridge mentioned enough in the article?  I don't think so!  More Uxbridge!!
 
2014-03-17 07:00:06 PM  
Link goes to a site that shows the articles then quickly redirects to a site telling me I can't view it without Javascript or some shiat.... too bad for them, fark 'em
 
2014-03-17 07:01:55 PM  
The headline of TFA makes it sound it there were two guys.
 
2014-03-17 07:01:59 PM  

DayDreamingD: I am sick and speechless. Dumb people squandering lottery winnings seem like nothing compared to this man and his spending motivation.

Future tv title, "How the lottery changed my life by providing me money to fulfill my evil dreams."


What's the point of being that wealthy if you can't fulfill your evil dreams?
 
2014-03-17 07:02:50 PM  

Bungles: maxximillian: Bungles: I'm not an expert on millionaires nor the illegal sextrade, but I'd have thought there are a lot of places in the world the uber-rich can go and fark anything they wish, no questions asked, with zero consequences.

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Gary Glitter wished you would have told him that a few years ago

I think there's a pretty strong suggestion that's exactly what he *did* do, for decades.

It's only when the money was drying up that he resorted to cruising 3rd world backstreets in the 90s.


Good point
 
2014-03-17 07:02:55 PM  
The alleged crimes occurred in Snay's camper

nice.
 
2014-03-17 07:03:05 PM  

RenownedCurator: The headline of TFA makes it sound it there were two guys.


Accidentally hit "post" -- I meant, the headline of TFA makes it sound like there were two guys where it was just one. Terrible editing. Terrible guy too, of course.
 
2014-03-17 07:07:09 PM  

Bungles: I'm not an expert on millionaires nor the illegal sextrade, but I'd have thought there are a lot of places in the world the uber-rich can go and fark anything they wish, no questions asked, with zero consequences.


Just as this guy couldn't waltz into an elite country club the moment he comes into his new millions, he's not going to be welcomed at a brothel in the underground sextrade either.

You can take the trash out of the trailer, but you cant take the trailer out of the trash.
 
2014-03-17 07:08:02 PM  

vodka: Link goes to a site that shows the articles then quickly redirects to a site telling me I can't view it without Javascript or some shiat.... too bad for them, fark 'em


If you're quick enough you can hit the stop button on your browser after it loads the actual page but before it re-directs to a page explaining how the site needs javascript to display the article.

/ bullshiat, you need javascript so you can show me ads
// and for tracking data
 
2014-03-17 07:10:54 PM  

Bungles: I'm not an expert on millionaires nor the illegal sextrade, but I'd have thought there are a lot of places in the world the uber-rich can go and fark anything they wish, no questions asked, with zero consequences.


New Money doesn't just get handed all the perks of being rich.
 
2014-03-17 07:12:33 PM  

vernonFL: The alleged crimes occurred in Snay's camper

nice.


What else would you use a camper for? I mean, come on people, study it out.
 
2014-03-17 07:24:03 PM  
Yeah, I mean, old money would just go to Thailand.  Stupid new money.
 
2014-03-17 07:25:20 PM  

Witness99: vernonFL: The alleged crimes occurred in Snay's camper

nice.

What else would you use a camper for? I mean, come on people, study it out.


Ooooh! Ooooh! I know this one! FREE CANDY! It's FREE CANDY, right?
 
2014-03-17 07:25:23 PM  
Dude could have started his own church with that kind of money.

The "perks" come for free once you've got that racket up and running.
 
2014-03-17 07:37:21 PM  
Cheap bastard - at least molest boys in some plush penthouse suite if you're a millioniare. A camper van is so...pedo abductor with no money.
 
2014-03-17 07:41:36 PM  

GungFu: Cheap bastard - at least molest boys in some plush penthouse suite if you're a millioniare. A camper van is so...pedo abductor with no money.


Perhaps he was role playing a dirty camper hobo molester?
 
2014-03-17 07:43:15 PM  
A dollar and a dream.
 
2014-03-17 07:45:05 PM  
Pfft, level 3. That's noob territory
 
2014-03-17 07:49:11 PM  
I clicked on that link figuring stubmitter was trolling us with a 'puppy mauling' type thread fake-out, someone donating half their winnings to... I don't know... youth athletics or something.

/  Damn you, stubby, for this article being exactly what it said on the tin.
 
2014-03-17 07:53:37 PM  
The Canadian criminal code allows for you to be charged with sex crimes committed outside of Canada.
 
2014-03-17 07:54:21 PM  
The rest of the money is being spent on a good lawyer...
 
2014-03-17 07:58:47 PM  
You want to believe in God, that's fine, but, please, don't believe in a God that has any "active" involvement in any day to day activities on Earth.
 
2014-03-17 08:02:14 PM  
Done in two.
 
2014-03-17 08:12:20 PM  

dletter: You want to believe in God, that's fine, but, please, don't believe in a God that has any "active" involvement in any day to day activities on Earth.


Wrong thread but to be honest, this one is about a pedophile.
 
2014-03-17 08:13:43 PM  
He's a "level 3" sex offender.  Did this incident offer enough experience points to get pushed up to level 4?
 
2014-03-17 08:19:30 PM  

AcademGreen: dletter: You want to believe in God, that's fine, but, please, don't believe in a God that has any "active" involvement in any day to day activities on Earth.

Wrong thread but to be honest, this one is about a pedophile.

that was awarded $10,000,000, by chance
 
2014-03-17 08:36:51 PM  

topcon: He's a "level 3" sex offender.  Did this incident offer enough experience points to get pushed up to level 4?


And if so, does he get a new sex offense proficiency slot?

/ya I have no clue about anything past 1st ed
 
2014-03-17 08:41:59 PM  
He won the lottery, you say? Oh, yeah, then he molested me too. Where's my money biatch?
 
2014-03-17 08:48:13 PM  
I was going to come in here and snark about using the money to buy a bunch of newborn Lamborghinis, but the more I think about this...ugh.

/to be honest, it wouldn't have been Lamborghinis
//a Viper, a good house with a garage, and some fairly awesome sexytime with Nina Hartley or Christy Canyon
///or their doppelgangers
 
2014-03-17 10:15:32 PM  

cepson: FTFA: "Police said in a press release Sunday that Snay's winnings were used to carry out the crimes leading to his arrest on Friday."

Right. Because if they didn't say he used his winnings to carry out the crimes, the cops wouldn't be able to seize said winnings, would they?


Sadly, that is how I read it too.
 
2014-03-17 10:30:13 PM  
Next time ya feel like squandering, I'll take it in the ass for a million. Good lord I'd disappear for a long time with a million.
 
2014-03-17 11:02:42 PM  
Does not approve
 
2014-03-17 11:06:26 PM  
Let's try that again...
fcdn.mtbr.com
Does not approve
 
2014-03-17 11:39:00 PM  
So to calculate his bang for the buck ratio, do you consider the over under or the in and out?
 
2014-03-17 11:42:57 PM  
I'm a firm believer that the characters in our names have something to do with what we do in life . . .

This dude's name spells Anal Destiny.

Signed . . .

Endure by Ale
 
2014-03-18 01:30:51 AM  

Bungles: I'm not an expert on millionaires nor the illegal sextrade, but I'd have thought there are a lot of places in the world the uber-rich can go and fark anything they wish, no questions asked, with zero consequences.


You don't have to be uber-rich.

Plenty of broke sickos crawling around in third world, non-Muslim Asia. They attach themselves to charities and aid programs and figure how things work, find a target and get busy.

If things go wrong, just leave and try again in a different country or area.

There is no sex offenders registry in those countries.
 
2014-03-18 01:37:25 AM  

topcon: He's a "level 3" sex offender.  Did this incident offer enough experience points to get pushed up to level 4?


Pretty sure you just respawn with less cash and not gain XP.

Also he'll respawn behind a locked door.
 
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