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(Fox News)   Sugars found in tequila may protect against obesity, diabetes, give you ability to fly, dance, score like a warrior, make you immune to bullets, STDs, cops, bears, make your eyes fall out and wish you were dead. Is this great stuff or what?   (foxnews.com ) divider line 12
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2014-03-17 05:47:15 PM  
4 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

...earn the respect of biker gangs...
2014-03-17 11:26:54 PM  
3 votes:
m.quickmeme.com
2014-03-17 07:27:52 PM  
3 votes:
If you drink enough of it, you can stop the aging process altogether.
2014-03-17 06:31:08 PM  
2 votes:
I have developed a taste for Tequila Sunrises as my go to Sunday afternoon drink.

/that sounded a whole lot manlier in my head
2014-03-17 08:17:17 PM  
1 vote:
2014-03-17 08:01:19 PM  
1 vote:
1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor
2014-03-17 07:56:53 PM  
1 vote:
It's panty remover for feral hogs, I'll give it that.
2014-03-17 07:50:21 PM  
1 vote:

BumpInTheNight: iheartscotch: Just don't eat the worm; that's when shiat goes pear-shaped.

Really?  I'm my experience it has this unfortunate ability to temporarily turn pear-shapes into hour glasses.  The effects pass at first of dawn's light when the prince bolts for the nearest door, sometimes chewing his own arm off if needed in the fashion of a tragic Cinderella story in reverse.


Indeed

That's probably why I see so many one armed dudes running around here. They were out "whaling" the night before.

/ my buddy, jim, is reallllllly into big girls; I, and every other guy he knows, gives him plenty of shiat for it.

// big girls need love too; they just have to pay
2014-03-17 07:41:59 PM  
1 vote:
"Now tequila may be the favored beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!"
2014-03-17 07:41:07 PM  
1 vote:

wambu: I'm pleased to know that I have given so much aid  aids to my friends.



Next time use protection.
2014-03-17 07:31:35 PM  
1 vote:

iheartscotch: Just don't eat the worm; that's when shiat goes pear-shaped.


Really?  I'm my experience it has this unfortunate ability to temporarily turn pear-shapes into hour glasses.  The effects pass at first of dawn's light when the prince bolts for the nearest door, sometimes chewing his own arm off if needed in the fashion of a tragic Cinderella story in reverse.
2014-03-17 07:26:36 PM  
1 vote:
 Is this great stuff or what?

Who really remember if it was great or not.

//Where are my pants?
 
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