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(Talking Points Memo)   Remember the Congressional stenographer who was carried off the House floor after yelling about Freemasons? Her husband says that "God was speaking through [her]"   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 37
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2014-03-17 05:07:05 PM
7 votes:
How, precisely, do we discern someone who is just a vessel of God, from someone who's, well, a vessel of cow manure? I seem to recall there's some sort of flotation test or something...
2014-03-17 05:56:59 PM
4 votes:
Same thing happened at the Moose Lodge last Saturday night.  Ethel was always so spiritual...
2014-03-17 05:42:28 PM
4 votes:
So she's God's stenographer?
2014-03-17 05:22:26 PM
4 votes:
Notice how no one is actually looking into the Freemasons on this? Seems like the perfect cover story. "No, it can't be us. Anyone who talks about Freemasons is clearly insane. See?".

Looks like your run of the mill, false flag Illuminati-Vorlon-Freemason alliance operation to me.
2014-03-17 06:29:12 PM
3 votes:
She seems as sane as any other religious person.

"Faith: the absolute, unquestioning and unconditional belief in something that might possibly be true, but probably isn't."
2014-03-18 02:16:06 AM
2 votes:
This chicks obviously insane.

The pastor saying the same thing in churh is obviously speaking to god, though, so we should give them tax breaks.
2014-03-17 10:28:01 PM
2 votes:
What an odd woman. Apparently she is somehow convinced that Freemasons are some boogeyman or are in some way ungodly.

I'm the Senior Warden of my lodge and I can tell you with certainty that we are not trying to take over the world, worshiping the devil, or otherwise sacrificing virgins. Anyone who thinks we are trying to run the world should come and watch us try to organize a luncheon. Seriously.
2014-03-17 08:28:52 PM
2 votes:


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2014-03-17 08:15:03 PM
2 votes:
Sidecrab:

I made the world in six days I'm omnipotent and omnipresent, but I need to got through a whole load of convoluted rubbish to with virgin pregnancy and human sacrifice to save you all. And now there's three of me, who are also all of me *waves hands* I'm pretty mystic

And now I've come back to speak to a stenographer and make her look crazy.  I work in mysterious ways.  *More jazz hands*
2014-03-17 07:55:15 PM
2 votes:
True confession:

I've only ever had refried beans and cabbage rolls speak through me.
2014-03-17 06:51:17 PM
2 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: exick: It's good that the holy spirit is handing out assignments now. The Ghost Board was getting ready to come down on it since it became pretty notorious for being a slide prof, what with only requiring an hour a week and an occasional fainting spell to get by.

I always figured the "Holy Spirit" was something they made up so there would be a triple invisible sky god.  I mean, God I can understand.  Jesus I can understand.  But once you've covered all that territory, how in hell do you come up with something as lame as a "holy spirit"?  Nobody even knows what the hell it does, besides making weird people talk funny.


Humans have an affinity for threes. "Lock, stock, and barrel". "Me, myself, and I." "This, that, and the other", "signed, sealed, and delivered", "Two in the pink, one in the stink", etc...
2014-03-17 06:34:20 PM
2 votes:
I wouldn't trust this God fellow. He seems mentally unstable.
2014-03-17 06:12:26 PM
2 votes:
You know, if god is a delusional schizophrenic, that would explain a lot of things about reality.
2014-03-17 05:55:06 PM
2 votes:
nuttier than squirrel poop.

//and you can quote me on that.
2014-03-17 05:10:21 PM
2 votes:
Anyone that starts a sentence with "I want to tell you what took place in our lives" is about to tell you just how batshiat insane they are.
2014-03-17 04:30:59 PM
2 votes:
No, I don't remember that. But good luck to them for being God's Vessel and all that.
2014-03-18 01:06:08 PM
1 votes:

ladyfortuna: Pretty sure they weren't planning anything more than killing a six pack, most of the time anyway.


Some of them like to show up for the free meals.

We lovingly refer to them as the "Order of the Knife and Fork"
2014-03-18 12:36:11 AM
1 votes:

ongbok: anarchisthippy: What an odd woman. Apparently she is somehow convinced that Freemasons are some boogeyman or are in some way ungodly.

I'm the Senior Warden of my lodge and I can tell you with certainty that we are not trying to take over the world, worshiping the devil, or otherwise sacrificing virgins. Anyone who thinks we are trying to run the world should come and watch us try to organize a luncheon. Seriously.

That is exactly what you would say if you were. Why are you protesting so much? What do you have to hide?

I'm just asking questions.


All i can say is that the Holy Grail makes for a fine drinking cup. Other than that, no comment!
2014-03-17 11:38:44 PM
1 votes:

anarchisthippy: What an odd woman. Apparently she is somehow convinced that Freemasons are some boogeyman or are in some way ungodly.

I'm the Senior Warden of my lodge and I can tell you with certainty that we are not trying to take over the world, worshiping the devil, or otherwise sacrificing virgins. Anyone who thinks we are trying to run the world should come and watch us try to organize a luncheon. Seriously.


Heh.  More than that, I attend as many Grand Lodge functions as I can, and you'd think THOSE guys could get the PA system or Powerpoint presentation working, you know, being the elite and all.
2014-03-17 11:27:17 PM
1 votes:

Close2TheEdge: We believe with all our hearts that what took place that night was God speaking through Dianne," her husband said, "bringing forth the word of correction to our government and hopefully... before he brings his judgment ... on our country."

Yeah well, whatever you nutballs want to believe is fine.  You still don't get to disrupt the proceedings on the floor of Congress with your religious nonsense.


Most of the Congress critters probably thought it was Michelle Bachmann
2014-03-17 11:23:24 PM
1 votes:
38 minute video?  A'int nobody got time for that.
2014-03-17 10:24:36 PM
1 votes:

Kumana Wanalaia: The holy spirit is what descended on Jesus like a dove when he was baptised by John.


Do doves have some special method of descent?
2014-03-17 07:05:40 PM
1 votes:
eraser8: I find this terribly sad.

Those people need psychiatric help.


Dont worry, Obamacare
2014-03-17 07:04:33 PM
1 votes:

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: BluVeinThrobber: Wait a minute!  God is a Freemason?

Well technically he's the architect.


I thought that the architect was Karl Rove.
2014-03-17 07:04:12 PM
1 votes:
So this all powerful God can't get enough people elected to office to do his bidding?
2014-03-17 07:00:51 PM
1 votes:
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
2014-03-17 06:46:42 PM
1 votes:
FTFA: Identifying themselves as "Bible-believing Christians,"
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2014-03-17 06:39:24 PM
1 votes:
Guido knows


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2014-03-17 06:37:49 PM
1 votes:
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Can relate.
2014-03-17 06:31:40 PM
1 votes:

Sofa King Smart: Marcus Aurelius: exick: It's good that the holy spirit is handing out assignments now. The Ghost Board was getting ready to come down on it since it became pretty notorious for being a slide prof, what with only requiring an hour a week and an occasional fainting spell to get by.

I always figured the "Holy Spirit" was something they made up so there would be a triple invisible sky god.  I mean, God I can understand.  Jesus I can understand.  But once you've covered all that territory, how in hell do you come up with something as lame as a "holy spirit"?  Nobody even knows what the hell it does, besides making weird people talk funny.

if I'm not mistaken, it was one of the early schism points to resolve the whole virgin mary pregnancy thing... it wasn't like some old greek or roman god that took human form and banged some cute young mortal... it was a 'holy spirit'...  oh.. well that's ok then.

god is formless...  jesus is god in human form... hmmm, how did mary get pregnant?  ghost... 'holy' ghost.


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2014-03-17 06:19:02 PM
1 votes:
"We believe with all our hearts that what took place that night was God speaking through Dianne,"

Hi Dianne, this is God again.
Hi God, what's up?
Your husband has been disrespectful.
I'm on it God!
Excellent,,
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2014-03-17 06:18:07 PM
1 votes:
In the soon to be made movie based on her, her role will be played by Mel Gibson.
2014-03-17 06:10:21 PM
1 votes:
I missed hearing about this...

/had Installation at the Lodge last night
//taking another tour in the Junior Steward's chair
///Dad wasn't able to dodge the bullet any longer and took the Master's seat
////this time next year, mine will be the only generation in the family without a Past Master
2014-03-17 06:08:01 PM
1 votes:
Did God's lips move while the dummy was talking?
2014-03-17 06:03:31 PM
1 votes:

MisterTweak: How, precisely, do we discern someone who is just a vessel of God, from someone who's, well, a vessel of cow manure? I seem to recall there's some sort of flotation test or something...


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2014-03-17 05:12:54 PM
1 votes:

exick: It's good that the holy spirit is handing out assignments now. The Ghost Board was getting ready to come down on it since it became pretty notorious for being a slide prof, what with only requiring an hour a week and an occasional fainting spell to get by.


I always figured the "Holy Spirit" was something they made up so there would be a triple invisible sky god.  I mean, God I can understand.  Jesus I can understand.  But once you've covered all that territory, how in hell do you come up with something as lame as a "holy spirit"?  Nobody even knows what the hell it does, besides making weird people talk funny.
2014-03-17 05:08:57 PM
1 votes:
It's good that the holy spirit is handing out assignments now. The Ghost Board was getting ready to come down on it since it became pretty notorious for being a slide prof, what with only requiring an hour a week and an occasional fainting spell to get by.
 
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