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(Talking Points Memo)   Remember the Congressional stenographer who was carried off the House floor after yelling about Freemasons? Her husband says that "God was speaking through [her]"   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 125
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2014-03-17 04:17:49 PM
they are both clearly mentally ill. how sad.
 
2014-03-17 04:30:59 PM
No, I don't remember that. But good luck to them for being God's Vessel and all that.
 
2014-03-17 04:36:26 PM
Why is that a valid defense? Seriously?

You've got a mental illness.
 
2014-03-17 04:53:29 PM

FlashHarry: they are both clearly mentally ill. how sad.


Yes, but one will be classified as mentally ill while the other will be classified as "religious".  It's only a matter of degrees.
 
2014-03-17 05:07:05 PM
How, precisely, do we discern someone who is just a vessel of God, from someone who's, well, a vessel of cow manure? I seem to recall there's some sort of flotation test or something...
 
2014-03-17 05:08:57 PM
It's good that the holy spirit is handing out assignments now. The Ghost Board was getting ready to come down on it since it became pretty notorious for being a slide prof, what with only requiring an hour a week and an occasional fainting spell to get by.
 
2014-03-17 05:10:21 PM
Anyone that starts a sentence with "I want to tell you what took place in our lives" is about to tell you just how batshiat insane they are.
 
2014-03-17 05:12:54 PM

exick: It's good that the holy spirit is handing out assignments now. The Ghost Board was getting ready to come down on it since it became pretty notorious for being a slide prof, what with only requiring an hour a week and an occasional fainting spell to get by.


I always figured the "Holy Spirit" was something they made up so there would be a triple invisible sky god.  I mean, God I can understand.  Jesus I can understand.  But once you've covered all that territory, how in hell do you come up with something as lame as a "holy spirit"?  Nobody even knows what the hell it does, besides making weird people talk funny.
 
2014-03-17 05:22:26 PM
Notice how no one is actually looking into the Freemasons on this? Seems like the perfect cover story. "No, it can't be us. Anyone who talks about Freemasons is clearly insane. See?".

Looks like your run of the mill, false flag Illuminati-Vorlon-Freemason alliance operation to me.
 
2014-03-17 05:42:28 PM
So she's God's stenographer?
 
2014-03-17 05:55:06 PM
nuttier than squirrel poop.

//and you can quote me on that.
 
2014-03-17 05:56:18 PM
We believe with all our hearts that what took place that night was God speaking through Dianne," her husband said, "bringing forth the word of correction to our government and hopefully... before he brings his judgment ... on our country."

Yeah well, whatever you nutballs want to believe is fine.  You still don't get to disrupt the proceedings on the floor of Congress with your religious nonsense.
 
2014-03-17 05:56:59 PM
Same thing happened at the Moose Lodge last Saturday night.  Ethel was always so spiritual...
 
2014-03-17 05:59:54 PM

Marcus Aurelius: exick: It's good that the holy spirit is handing out assignments now. The Ghost Board was getting ready to come down on it since it became pretty notorious for being a slide prof, what with only requiring an hour a week and an occasional fainting spell to get by.

I always figured the "Holy Spirit" was something they made up so there would be a triple invisible sky god.  I mean, God I can understand.  Jesus I can understand.  But once you've covered all that territory, how in hell do you come up with something as lame as a "holy spirit"?  Nobody even knows what the hell it does, besides making weird people talk funny.


if I'm not mistaken, it was one of the early schism points to resolve the whole virgin mary pregnancy thing... it wasn't like some old greek or roman god that took human form and banged some cute young mortal... it was a 'holy spirit'...  oh.. well that's ok then.

god is formless...  jesus is god in human form... hmmm, how did mary get pregnant?  ghost... 'holy' ghost.
 
2014-03-17 05:59:55 PM
Religion is a magnet for the mentally ill.
 
2014-03-17 06:00:43 PM
God's schizophrenic, then?
 
2014-03-17 06:01:20 PM
The only spirit she was possessed of was Wild Turkey.

/Or, mentally ill.
//Or both.
///probably the second one
 
2014-03-17 06:01:29 PM
Well then he must have wanted her committed too. He works in mysterious ways.
 
2014-03-17 06:03:31 PM

MisterTweak: How, precisely, do we discern someone who is just a vessel of God, from someone who's, well, a vessel of cow manure? I seem to recall there's some sort of flotation test or something...


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2014-03-17 06:04:48 PM
God told her if she skips the combine and lives in an airport for a few days the Seahawks will draft her.
 
2014-03-17 06:05:39 PM
God works in mysterious and sometimes utterly hysterical ways.

/get the Escalade!
 
2014-03-17 06:06:33 PM
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unavailable for comment.
 
2014-03-17 06:08:01 PM
Did God's lips move while the dummy was talking?
 
2014-03-17 06:08:17 PM

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NOT MENTALLY ILL

 
2014-03-17 06:10:21 PM
I missed hearing about this...

/had Installation at the Lodge last night
//taking another tour in the Junior Steward's chair
///Dad wasn't able to dodge the bullet any longer and took the Master's seat
////this time next year, mine will be the only generation in the family without a Past Master
 
2014-03-17 06:12:26 PM
You know, if god is a delusional schizophrenic, that would explain a lot of things about reality.
 
2014-03-17 06:13:15 PM
The Freemasons are very real.  Back in my previous more nefarious life, an associate of mine got off on 8 counts of attempted murder thanks to his family's Freemason connections.

/I probably shouldnt have posted this.
 
2014-03-17 06:14:25 PM

FlashHarry: they are both clearly mentally ill. how sad.


Everyone who believes they can talk to their sky-father telepathically is mentally ill. These two are just a little more mentally ill than most.
 
2014-03-17 06:15:03 PM
How come to get on a plane to fly from Terra Haute to Phoenix, you have to have a colon/rectal exam because terrorist but they will just let any batsh*t cray cray next to our leaders. Remember sign language guy?
 
2014-03-17 06:15:58 PM
Seek help
 
2014-03-17 06:17:07 PM

Sofa King Smart: ghost... 'holy' ghost.


Bond. James Bond.
 
2014-03-17 06:18:07 PM
In the soon to be made movie based on her, her role will be played by Mel Gibson.
 
2014-03-17 06:18:12 PM

Sofa King Smart: Marcus Aurelius: exick: It's good that the holy spirit is handing out assignments now. The Ghost Board was getting ready to come down on it since it became pretty notorious for being a slide prof, what with only requiring an hour a week and an occasional fainting spell to get by.

I always figured the "Holy Spirit" was something they made up so there would be a triple invisible sky god.  I mean, God I can understand.  Jesus I can understand.  But once you've covered all that territory, how in hell do you come up with something as lame as a "holy spirit"?  Nobody even knows what the hell it does, besides making weird people talk funny.

if I'm not mistaken, it was one of the early schism points to resolve the whole virgin mary pregnancy thing... it wasn't like some old greek or roman god that took human form and banged some cute young mortal... it was a 'holy spirit'...  oh.. well that's ok then.

god is formless...  jesus is god in human form... hmmm, how did mary get pregnant?  ghost... 'holy' ghost.


I guess if your God is running around making random women pregnant you'd have a good excuse to oppose abortion, especially if your other two deities are impotent.
 
2014-03-17 06:19:02 PM
"We believe with all our hearts that what took place that night was God speaking through Dianne,"

Hi Dianne, this is God again.
Hi God, what's up?
Your husband has been disrespectful.
I'm on it God!
Excellent,,
media.giphy.com
 
2014-03-17 06:19:43 PM
See, if I were going to scream anything in the middle of Congress, it probably be along the lines of "THIS IS TOTAL BULLshiat! WHAT THE fark ARE WE PAYING YOU FOR?! YOU USELESS SACKS OF shiat!"

...but that's what a lucid person would say, I guess.
 
2014-03-17 06:20:39 PM
 
2014-03-17 06:21:27 PM
Shut up, god!
 
2014-03-17 06:21:30 PM

Marcus Aurelius: exick: It's good that the holy spirit is handing out assignments now. The Ghost Board was getting ready to come down on it since it became pretty notorious for being a slide prof, what with only requiring an hour a week and an occasional fainting spell to get by.

I always figured the "Holy Spirit" was something they made up so there would be a triple invisible sky god.  I mean, God I can understand.  Jesus I can understand.  But once you've covered all that territory, how in hell do you come up with something as lame as a "holy spirit"?  Nobody even knows what the hell it does, besides making weird people talk funny.


The holy spirit is what descended on Jesus like a dove when he was baptised by John.

(iirc)
 
2014-03-17 06:21:40 PM

MisterTweak: How, precisely, do we discern someone who is just a vessel of God, from someone who's, well, a vessel of cow manure? I seem to recall there's some sort of flotation test or something...


That's for witchdomness or somesuch.

The vessel-of-Godness is to make them walk across red-hot plowshares and see how long it takes to heal.
 
2014-03-17 06:21:53 PM

RatMaster999: I missed hearing about this...

/had Installation at the Lodge last night
//taking another tour in the Junior Steward's chair
///Dad wasn't able to dodge the bullet any longer and took the Master's seat
////this time next year, mine will be the only generation in the family without a Past Master


Senior Deacon this year.  Raising my best friend on the 27th.
 
2014-03-17 06:24:57 PM
Go figure. Even God can't tell if a microphone is on or off. Maybe missed a memo.
 
2014-03-17 06:25:21 PM
What's God got against Freemasons?
 
2014-03-17 06:29:12 PM
She seems as sane as any other religious person.

"Faith: the absolute, unquestioning and unconditional belief in something that might possibly be true, but probably isn't."
 
2014-03-17 06:31:40 PM

Sofa King Smart: Marcus Aurelius: exick: It's good that the holy spirit is handing out assignments now. The Ghost Board was getting ready to come down on it since it became pretty notorious for being a slide prof, what with only requiring an hour a week and an occasional fainting spell to get by.

I always figured the "Holy Spirit" was something they made up so there would be a triple invisible sky god.  I mean, God I can understand.  Jesus I can understand.  But once you've covered all that territory, how in hell do you come up with something as lame as a "holy spirit"?  Nobody even knows what the hell it does, besides making weird people talk funny.

if I'm not mistaken, it was one of the early schism points to resolve the whole virgin mary pregnancy thing... it wasn't like some old greek or roman god that took human form and banged some cute young mortal... it was a 'holy spirit'...  oh.. well that's ok then.

god is formless...  jesus is god in human form... hmmm, how did mary get pregnant?  ghost... 'holy' ghost.


Public Pool
 
2014-03-17 06:32:20 PM
Ugh. I grew up through my college years around people like this. I heard from one of them on Facebook just this morning going on and on about authorized vs. unauthorized "utterances" over our lives.

Yes, I'm sorry, I know we've been friends for a long time, but you really do sound crazy.
 
2014-03-17 06:32:56 PM
Given that the founding fathers were all Freemasons, she's possibly right.
 
2014-03-17 06:34:20 PM
I wouldn't trust this God fellow. He seems mentally unstable.
 
2014-03-17 06:34:46 PM

Alonjar: The Freemasons are very real.  Back in my previous more nefarious life, an associate of mine got off on 8 counts of attempted murder thanks to his family's Freemason connections.

/I probably shouldnt have posted this.


Why? Or do you think there's some kinda Freemasons data base they're checking?

"Hmm,, let's see here, got off on 8 counts of attempted murder,, 6 counts,, 7 counts,, here it is, 8 counts.
Well, I guess Alonjar just won himself free IRS audits every year for life!"

/relax, they really don't care
 
2014-03-17 06:37:49 PM
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Can relate.
 
2014-03-17 06:39:24 PM
Guido knows


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