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(Suwanee Democrat)   Mayo woman wins $500k lottery prize. Mustard man inconsolable   (suwanneedemocrat.com) divider line 27
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2014-03-17 04:32:16 PM  
I don't know why I LOL'd at this but I did
 
2014-03-17 05:48:33 PM  
Mustard Man sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
 
2014-03-17 06:20:13 PM  
So where is Mustard Man now?
 
2014-03-17 06:20:29 PM  
I'll ketchup to her and give her some hot sauce for the hollandaise.
 
2014-03-17 06:21:26 PM  
Hell, $500,000 (or what's left after taxes) would be enough for me to tell my boss I quit, take a month long vacation, then look for some other job.
 
2014-03-17 06:22:45 PM  
I laughed way to hard at that headline.

/yes
//I'm easily amused.
 
2014-03-17 06:22:52 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: I don't know why I LOL'd at this but I did


I came here to say the same thing. I laughed so damn hard... Imaginary liter high-five-plus-one!
 
2014-03-17 06:25:14 PM  
If I was still TFer I'd have +1ed for subby. I needed the laugh.
 
2014-03-17 06:26:09 PM  

rebelyell2006: So where is Mustard Man now?


I dunno but I miss that guy. Good times at Fark and SA.

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-03-17 06:26:27 PM  
I'm a Miracle Whip man myself.
 
2014-03-17 06:27:29 PM  
$500k?
i.imgur.com
That's a lot of mayo.
 
2014-03-17 06:28:01 PM  
I can't believe it's not butter.
 
2014-03-17 06:30:45 PM  

rebelyell2006: So where is Mustard Man now?


Military.  Colonel.
 
2014-03-17 06:35:04 PM  
Dijonnaise, worst idea ever.
 
2014-03-17 06:40:20 PM  
With that sort of coin she'll probably relish the opportunity to really tartar self up.
 
2014-03-17 06:42:09 PM  

shanrick: Mustard Man sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper


His sister Pam works in a shop.
She never stops, she's a go-getter.
 
2014-03-17 06:43:25 PM  
Gingerbread Man cannot be caught for comment.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-17 06:57:57 PM  
Lotteries are fueled by the media, like Fark, reporting on this shiat and enticing the stupid
 
2014-03-17 07:01:46 PM  
A hole in road? Oh, you had it easy. We used to have to wake up, dig the hole.......
 
2014-03-17 07:03:13 PM  
I approve of this headline. Out-loudly.
 
2014-03-17 07:23:41 PM  
Something something Airplane reference.
 
2014-03-17 07:27:49 PM  

Oysterman: rebelyell2006: So where is Mustard Man now?

Military.  Colonel.


Hm. Haven't seen him in a while. Maybe I'll check in the library.

I'll have to bring a candlestick.
 
2014-03-17 08:56:56 PM  
i232.photobucket.com
Obscure? Nah, not on Fark.
 
2014-03-17 09:06:44 PM  

rebelyell2006: So where is Mustard Man now?


Facing the final boss:

img.fark.net

...in a PS contest thread near you

/currently 4th
//ahem
///not really vote-whoring
 
2014-03-17 10:10:29 PM  
Mustard man still gets me every time
 
2014-03-17 10:17:18 PM  
Mom?
 
2014-03-18 09:04:19 AM  
This will give a real boost to the economy in Mayo. And Rick Scott will take all the credit for it.
 
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