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(E! Online)   Fashion designer L'Wren Scott found dead after hanging herself with a scarf. The scarf was a Loro Piana from the Spring 2014 collection, a hand-woven indigo pashmina with inlaid silk drop   (eonline.com) divider line 94
    More: Sad, L'Wren Scott, Mick Jagger, designers, London Fashion Week, silk, scarf, Nicole Kidman, Sarah Jessica Parker  
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2014-03-17 01:32:42 PM
Hanging in style...
 
2014-03-17 01:32:58 PM
Necks
 
2014-03-17 01:33:17 PM
Bad choice, she should have tried the Gucci infinity design in raw silk, from the Summer 2011 collection.
 
2014-03-17 01:34:46 PM
s02.artist.images.jango.com
 
2014-03-17 01:35:46 PM
Looks like it can really hold a knot...

cache.mrporter.com
 
2014-03-17 01:38:59 PM
Brooks was here
 
2014-03-17 01:43:33 PM
The doctors said she had no chance.
No chance.
 
2014-03-17 01:46:42 PM
Well, just dayam!
 
2014-03-17 01:48:11 PM
Put it on the wire baby, hang fire, hang fire...

/lyrics, lyrics everywhere
 
2014-03-17 01:53:01 PM
Sad, terrible news to hear, especially with so many therapies and treatments availbe for suicidal people.

My sincere condolences to her family and friends.
 
2014-03-17 01:57:53 PM

AirForceVet: Sad, terrible news to hear, especially with so many therapies and treatments availbe for suicidal people.

My sincere condolences to her family and friends.


You must be new here.
 
2014-03-17 01:58:57 PM
Did her mouth look like this?
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-17 02:03:42 PM
I have to say...  L'Wren as a creative spelling for Lauren is not too bad.  Pretentious, nearly obnoxious, but actually creative.
 
2014-03-17 02:06:01 PM
Sad Day
 
2014-03-17 02:06:15 PM
So she suddenly realized she was sleeping with Mick Jagger?
 
2014-03-17 02:13:08 PM
Her dragon has gone between...
 
2014-03-17 02:17:38 PM

ObeliskToucher: Her dragon has gone between...


Hah!
 
2014-03-17 02:19:38 PM
Luann Bambrough
 
2014-03-17 02:29:57 PM
Start Me Up?
 
2014-03-17 02:32:05 PM
Jaggerbombed
 
2014-03-17 02:49:30 PM

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I have to say...  L'Wren as a creative spelling for Lauren is not too bad.  Pretentious, nearly obnoxious, but actually creative.


I always thought it was pronounced ell-wren, like the bird.

/RIP, kiddo, sorry it had to end this way for you. This news sucks ass.
 
2014-03-17 02:50:13 PM
She was a true fashion victim.

/sorry
//loves Pashmina
 
2014-03-17 02:51:32 PM

offacue: Did her mouth look like this?
[img.fark.net image 300x355]


Every ticket on the hell-bound train, right there.


Every.  Ticket.

/I guess I'll have to stand.
 
2014-03-17 02:51:46 PM
How sad. :(
 
2014-03-17 02:56:31 PM
Too obscure?
 
2014-03-17 03:01:04 PM
Looks like she couldn't get no satisfaction
 
2014-03-17 03:04:33 PM
Let's try this again...too obscure?
library.thinkquest.org
 
2014-03-17 03:04:57 PM
Now this is a terribly tasteles, take no prisoners kind of headline FARK used to do so well. Good job subby the rest of you need to step your game up.
 
2014-03-17 03:08:09 PM

rnatalie: Let's try this again...too obscure?
[library.thinkquest.org image 461x576]


No.
 
2014-03-17 03:14:19 PM
You'd hang yourself too if you realized you looked like Howard Stern.
 
2014-03-17 03:21:40 PM
www.wearysloth.com

was she in her closet?
 
2014-03-17 03:22:36 PM
O'l Mick claims another victim.
 
2014-03-17 03:23:11 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I have to say...  L'Wren as a creative spelling for Lauren is not too bad.  Pretentious, nearly obnoxious, but actually creative.

I always thought it was pronounced ell-wren, like the bird.



Well, then that's just dumb.
 
2014-03-17 03:27:05 PM

abhorrent1: So she suddenly realized she was sleeping with Mick Jagger?


More likely she suddenly realized who else he was sleeping with.
 
2014-03-17 03:30:33 PM
She was a 47 year old woman. She probably got a breast cancer diagnosis or something.
 
2014-03-17 03:39:06 PM
came for rnatalie Isadore Duncan homage, left bad for Mick-where will he find another now?
 
2014-03-17 04:07:56 PM
NO WIRE HANGARS
 
2014-03-17 04:12:02 PM
Take me to the station
And put me on a train
I've got no expectations
To pass through here again

RIP, Dredd Scott
 
2014-03-17 04:12:52 PM
Where was Jerry Hall when this happened?
 
2014-03-17 04:28:13 PM
Hate the story...LOVE the headline.  +10, subby.
 
2014-03-17 04:32:46 PM
Was the scarf OK?
 
2014-03-17 04:38:26 PM

rnatalie: Let's try this again...too obscure?
[library.thinkquest.org image 461x576]


Surprised it took that long, actually.
 
2014-03-17 04:42:44 PM

abhorrent1: So she suddenly realized she was sleeping with Mick Jagger?


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2014-03-17 04:43:07 PM
can you say 'auto erotic as asphyxiation"!?
 
2014-03-17 04:43:43 PM
I guess having "everything" was not enough.  typical 'merican.  brainwashed and lost in a sea of crony capitalist dreams.
 
2014-03-17 04:44:22 PM
it'll make a hella' movie and book.
 
2014-03-17 04:45:41 PM

SmackLT: Bad choice, she should have tried the Gucci infinity design in raw silk, from the Summer 2011 collection.


lol.  brutal, man.   my hat is off to you.  done in one sentence.
 
2014-03-17 04:47:08 PM

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I have to say...  L'Wren as a creative spelling for Lauren is not too bad.  Pretentious, nearly obnoxious, but actually creative.



the only thing bigger than her ego is that scarf.    just wait 'till they put that up for auction!
 
2014-03-17 04:47:58 PM
Oh no, looks like Mick will have to get another one...

static.tvtropes.org
 
2014-03-17 04:48:52 PM

AirForceVet: Sad, terrible news to hear, especially with so many therapies and treatments availbe for suicidal people.

My sincere condolences to her family and friends.


Those treatments are a form of mind control that convinces the people that there is an alternative to the freedom they instinctively know they want.  Temporary and dissatisfying, they are stop gap measure to prolong unnecessary living.

L'Wren is finally happy.  She is far away from the wrinkled grasp of Jagger.  He can never touch her again.
 
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