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(E! Online)   Wondering who to hang out with today? Here's a handy guide to judging people on St. Patrick's day   (eonline.com) divider line 36
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2014-03-17 02:40:14 PM  
I don't do amateur night.
 
2014-03-17 02:40:25 PM  
1) the author of this "article"
 
2014-03-17 02:41:20 PM  

Carn: I don't do amateur night.


Isn't that New Years?
 
2014-03-17 02:41:22 PM  
cdn.themetapicture.com
 
2014-03-17 02:44:58 PM  

Carn: I don't do amateur night.


If you're starting at night, you're doing it wrong.
 
2014-03-17 02:47:14 PM  

CruJones: Carn: I don't do amateur night.

Isn't that New Years?


Well ok, this is amateur night junior/part 2.  Halloween is part 3.
 
2014-03-17 02:48:45 PM  
Anyone wearing green during working hours with a drink in their hand?

And yes, it's amateur night(day). What real Irishman needs an excuse to drink a lot?
 
2014-03-17 02:55:25 PM  
The guy who knows all the words to Danny Boy.
 
2014-03-17 02:55:59 PM  
Don't need no guide to tell me how to judge people.
 
2014-03-17 02:57:43 PM  
"Wondering with whom to hang out tonight?" subby.
 
2014-03-17 03:09:16 PM  
No mention peeing on the author's flower garden? I am disappoint, son. Like the former cigarette smoker, the only thing worse than an inebriate is a moron who went to rehab, goes on a crusade against drinking, and then writes stupid articles.
 
2014-03-17 03:10:08 PM  

lohphat: "Wondering with whom to hang out tonight?" subby.


Or you could say "Wondering with whom tonight to hang"?
 
2014-03-17 03:13:05 PM  

Carn: CruJones: Carn: I don't do amateur night.

Isn't that New Years?

Well ok, this is amateur night junior/part 2.  Halloween is part 3.


PRetty much. Best just to stay home and let the boys and girls have their green beer and plastic shamrocks.
 
2014-03-17 03:13:53 PM  

I have a dream.
One day there will be

One Ireland,

United,

under British rule!

 
2014-03-17 03:16:39 PM  
Just heard from a friend that was up drinking all night finally decided to go to bed at 10 this morning.
 
2014-03-17 03:19:09 PM  

Jekylman: Don't need no guide to tell me how to judge people.



static2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-03-17 03:19:12 PM  
What's up with the stupid lists with the stupid animated gifs today?
 
2014-03-17 03:21:18 PM  
How about avoiding anyone who feels the need to go out and get shiat-faced over a dead Catholic saint, when they aren't 1) Irish, 2) Catholic and 3) will use any excuse to go out and get shiat-faced.

I'll stay home, throw back a couple and fark my wife. I bet I'll have the better time and won't feel like killing myself while commuting to work tomorrow.
 
2014-03-17 03:22:08 PM  

groppet: Carn: CruJones: Carn: I don't do amateur night.

Isn't that New Years?

Well ok, this is amateur night junior/part 2.  Halloween is part 3.

PRetty much. Best just to stay home and let the boys and girls have their green beer and plastic shamrocks.


And the waiting forever for a cab and drunk noobies puking on the bar floor and so on.
 
2014-03-17 03:23:42 PM  

CruJones: 1) the author of this "article"


Is there a name for this time of thing? The whole sentence/ani-gif/sentence/ani-gif thing that is. If so, there needs to be one. And, it should be just as shameful to link to without a warning as a slideshow is.

A Gist? Farticle? Gifelch? Gargicle?
 
2014-03-17 03:24:06 PM  
Why do people hate fun?
 
2014-03-17 03:24:36 PM  
Ack...for the love of....

time = type

/not drunk, I swear
 
2014-03-17 03:40:49 PM  
1) the guy who's buying the next round.

If the article contained anything else, I didn't miss anything by not reading it.
 
2014-03-17 04:26:23 PM  
As long as I never have to hear the dropkick murphy's again, do what you will with whomever you want.
 
2014-03-17 04:28:25 PM  
If this is really a concern to you, you need to do a better job finding the right bar with professional drinkers.  I know which one I'm going to (and its an Irish bar).  The amateurs there are on a VERY short leash today.
 
2014-03-17 04:31:16 PM  
If I cared, I would submit this link.  But I don't.

Have a look anyway - It's nine kinds of awesome:

Crime in Wrigleyville - St. Pats Day
 
2014-03-17 04:40:19 PM  
Eh, Cracked did it better years ago.

/Okay, two years
//Still plural
///Slainte!
 
2014-03-17 04:46:27 PM  

JackieRabbit: How about avoiding anyone who feels the need to go out and get shiat-faced over a dead Catholic saint, when they aren't 1) Irish, 2) Catholic and 3) will use any excuse to go out and get shiat-faced.

I'll stay home, throw back a couple and fark my wife. I bet I'll have the better time and won't feel like killing myself while commuting to work tomorrow.


Sounds great. I'm going to do the same.
 
2014-03-17 04:55:19 PM  
Is a Shamrock Shake still ok to drink?
 
2014-03-17 04:57:19 PM  
I will not be going out or drinking at all tonight.  Monday nights are for kicking back and doing nothing and feeling awesome Tuesday.
 
2014-03-17 05:25:41 PM  
I can't stand the pinchers. Luckily, I haven't run into any since I was in grade school.

I do wonder how it must feel to be the only person wearing orange in a sea of green.

/saw that today while picking up a license
 
2014-03-17 05:42:55 PM  

lohphat: Is a Shamrock Shake still ok to drink?


It's technically okay, if you like it. Nutritionally it's, well, McDonald's, and in terms of flavor it is not very good. (Not minty enough.)

But if you like it, go for it.
 
2014-03-17 08:13:49 PM  
Three simple rules

1. Avoid any person wearing green, painted green, or with Irish or "Celtic" tattoos. Especially "Keltic" prison tats.

2. Don't stand next to the bald Saxon* guy wearing the Cross of Saint George XXXX t-shirt. In fact, don't stay in the same room or street. Try moving to the next County.

3. Avoid any food or drink coloured green with dye. (Salads are OK. In fact, Oysters Rockefeller are OK in moderation. Pistachio or lime ice-cream is borderline.)

*You'll know what a Saxon looks like when you see one.
 
2014-03-17 10:46:19 PM  

brantgoose: Three simple rules

1. Avoid any person wearing green, painted green, or with Irish or "Celtic" tattoos. Especially "Keltic" prison tats.

2. Don't stand next to the bald Saxon* guy wearing the Cross of Saint George XXXX t-shirt. In fact, don't stay in the same room or street. Try moving to the next County.

3. Avoid any food or drink coloured green with dye. (Salads are OK. In fact, Oysters Rockefeller are OK in moderation. Pistachio or lime ice-cream is borderline.)

*You'll know what a Saxon looks like when you see one.


I... I'm wearing green today.

To be fair, it's an MSU t-shirt and it's what I happened to grab this morning. Green. It's not just for St. Patrick's Day.

/Sometimes it just works out.
 
2014-03-18 08:06:13 AM  

stevetherobot: JackieRabbit: How about avoiding anyone who feels the need to go out and get shiat-faced over a dead Catholic saint, when they aren't 1) Irish, 2) Catholic and 3) will use any excuse to go out and get shiat-faced.

I'll stay home, throw back a couple and fark my wife. I bet I'll have the better time and won't feel like killing myself while commuting to work tomorrow.

Sounds great. I'm going to do the same.


Which one of you is going to get sloppy seconds?
 
2014-03-18 12:06:58 PM  
Number five reminded me of the jackass who called into a sports talk show yesterday to proudly announce that he had seen Darrelle Revis at a medical center and asked him if he was Irish.
 
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