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(The Local)   Grieving widow fined for drinking champagne at husband's graveside   ( divider line
    More: Fail, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, PSG, widows, drinks  
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5619 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Mar 2014 at 1:50 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-17 02:02:19 PM  
1 vote:
Cop #1 to cop #2

"Here's a perfect opportunity to act like an asshole and get away with it!!!" **

Cop *2 to cop #1

"Let's Roll" **

In French, of course.
2014-03-17 01:59:22 PM  
1 vote:
Those coppers sound like real Bruts.
2014-03-17 01:56:39 PM  
1 vote:
I've told my wife that, if I go first, I want her to go to the mall in December, punch Santa in the Jimmy, and yell "You ain't real!"

She should be fine, since I'm dead, right?
2014-03-17 01:54:36 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, first its just a sip, then before ya know it she's throwin parties and pukin in the mausoleums.
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