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(European Union Times)   The strangeness that is Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 deepens: Diverted to top secret Indian Ocean US military base where several top disease experts are examining "highly suspicious" cargo. But I ain't one to gossip, so you didn't hear that from me   ( eutimes.net) divider line
    More: Scary, Malaysia Airlines, Indian Ocean, Malaysia, United States, Hainan Province, Spratly Islands, Diego Garcia, Russian intelligence  
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2014-03-17 10:22:07 AM  
to say the "source" is a bit flaky is being mighty kind.
 
2014-03-17 10:32:45 AM  

Cewley: to say the "source" is a bit flaky is being mighty kind.

What are you talking about? Are you saying that these related links at the bottom may not go to legitimate stories based on facts?
'Pirated' Boeing 777 may return to skies as stealth nuclear weapon
Russia "Puzzled" Over Malaysia Airlines "Capture" By US Navy
US officials fear MH370 was captured and flown to mystery location
China begins openly using drones to spray chemtrails
 
2014-03-17 12:23:04 PM  

exick: Russia "Puzzled" Over Malaysia Airlines "Capture" By US Navy


Which goes to "WhatDoesItMean.com".

Seems legit.
 
2014-03-17 12:27:12 PM  
OOGA-BOOGA!
 
2014-03-17 12:39:23 PM  
Yay, we're still making up stuff as we go!
 
2014-03-17 12:44:21 PM  
So, what you are saying is....World War Z's airplane scenario is still in play?
 
2014-03-17 12:52:35 PM  
Meh, Courtney Love has already found it.
 
2014-03-17 01:20:39 PM  
Disease experts are investigating the suspicious cargo. Who?

3.bp.blogspot.com

Top disease experts.
 
2014-03-17 01:40:38 PM  
s1.dmcdn.net
 
2014-03-17 01:56:48 PM  

Chris Ween: So, what you are saying is....World War Z's airplane scenario is still in play?


I just watched Nightmare City on Netflix last night. It's a terrible grade-z Italian shlockfest but the idea of zombies rushing out of a plane armed with guns, knives, and axes seemed pretty cool.
 
2014-03-17 01:56:53 PM  

twistedmetal: Meh, Courtney Love has already found it.


In her Boeing-shaped box?
 
2014-03-17 01:57:02 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: [s1.dmcdn.net image 526x297]


Damn, you farkers are fast!
 
2014-03-17 01:57:26 PM  
Mark my words - Dr. Zin is behind this.
 
2014-03-17 01:58:55 PM  
Don't you  DARE say nothing 'bout Mrs. Jenkins. I loves me some Mrs. Jenkins.
 
2014-03-17 01:59:10 PM  

Killer Cars: twistedmetal: Meh, Courtney Love has already found it.

In her Boeing-shaped box?


I think the Center for Disease Control needs to take a look in that box
 
2014-03-17 01:59:12 PM  
I notice they don't tell you Sorcha Faal wrote this until AFTER the article.

Now, why would they do that?
 
2014-03-17 02:00:03 PM  
"Most articles have external 'credible' sources cited at the end of each article with the click-able word 'Source'. If you click on 'Source' you will end-up to an external source."

I now am end-up very-much laughing at quotes around word "credible".
 
2014-03-17 02:00:27 PM  
Plane is going to the sun.
 
2014-03-17 02:01:01 PM  
It turns out that the Bermuda Triangle is an unstable wormhole that is now located near Malaysia.

"Two men say they're Jesus.  ONE OF 'EM MUST BE WRONG!!!"
 
2014-03-17 02:01:39 PM  
FTA:

Fast forward a few months:

www.pandemic4.org
 
2014-03-17 02:03:22 PM  
When did Infowars.com get a site redesign?
 
2014-03-17 02:03:33 PM  

Rann Xerox: It turns out that the Bermuda Triangle is an unstable wormhole that is now located near Malaysia.

"Two men say they're Jesus.  ONE OF 'EM MUST BE WRONG!!!"


Why? Jesus is already three people.
 
2014-03-17 02:04:21 PM  

exick: Cewley: to say the "source" is a bit flaky is being mighty kind.
What are you talking about? Are you saying that these related links at the bottom may not go to legitimate stories based on facts?
'Pirated' Boeing 777 may return to skies as stealth nuclear weapon
Russia "Puzzled" Over Malaysia Airlines "Capture" By US Navy
US officials fear MH370 was captured and flown to mystery location
China begins openly using drones to spray chemtrails


Like those chems would last 5 minutes intact in what china generously calls an "Atmosphere"
 
2014-03-17 02:04:55 PM  
What's next?  Will we solicit opinions from Stormfront?
 
2014-03-17 02:05:08 PM  

Wooly Bully: "Most articles have external 'credible' sources cited at the end of each article with the click-able word 'Source'. If you click on 'Source' you will end-up to an external source."

I now am end-up very-much laughing at quotes around word "credible".


Did you actually click on the "Source"? Holy crap, it makes TFA look like the most sane thing written up in the history of ever. EVER.
 
2014-03-17 02:06:45 PM  
illuminatiwatcher.com
 
2014-03-17 02:06:56 PM  
Diego Garcia, or some other "secret" Indian Ocean base?
 
2014-03-17 02:07:42 PM  
cdn.abclocal.go.com
 
2014-03-17 02:07:43 PM  
Hmmm. I just posted in another thread about the plane carrying 3-4 tonnes of mangosteens. And now it turns out they were mangosteens with a kick.
 
2014-03-17 02:08:11 PM  

Mikey1969: Wooly Bully: "Most articles have external 'credible' sources cited at the end of each article with the click-able word 'Source'. If you click on 'Source' you will end-up to an external source."

I now am end-up very-much laughing at quotes around word "credible".

Did you actually click on the "Source"? Holy crap, it makes TFA look like the most sane thing written up in the history of ever. EVER.


Hahaha, no, I didn't realize it was a link to that site - yeah, that one's right up there with Rense and TimeCube!
 
2014-03-17 02:08:20 PM  

Rann Xerox: It turns out that the Bermuda Triangle is an unstable wormhole that is now located near Malaysia.

"Two men say they're Jesus.  ONE OF 'EM MUST BE WRONG!!!"


Funnily enough, the antipode of the Bermuda triangle is damn near where this plane may have disappeared.

www.peakbagger.com
 
2014-03-17 02:09:17 PM  
The sampling of emoticons above the comment box seems to sum up the website perfectly.

Too bad I can't get the 'Falling over with laughter' one to animate in my screencap...

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-17 02:11:35 PM  

give me doughnuts: Diego Garcia, or some other "secret" Indian Ocean base?


The source is Sucha Fail, so I'm gonna go with "Neither"
 
2014-03-17 02:12:04 PM  
Yes, Diego Garcia was within range of the plane when it disappeared. But this is an atoll whose only residents today include US and UK military members. I find it impossible to believe that a giant passenger jet could land at Diego Garcia with US citizens on board and none of those military members happened to think of telling anybody else on the planet, especially members of the press, that a missing jet had landed there.
 
2014-03-17 02:13:58 PM  
You guys will all feel real foolish when this story turns out to be true.
 
2014-03-17 02:14:32 PM  

Wooly Bully: Mikey1969: Wooly Bully: "Most articles have external 'credible' sources cited at the end of each article with the click-able word 'Source'. If you click on 'Source' you will end-up to an external source."

I now am end-up very-much laughing at quotes around word "credible".

Did you actually click on the "Source"? Holy crap, it makes TFA look like the most sane thing written up in the history of ever. EVER.

Hahaha, no, I didn't realize it was a link to that site - yeah, that one's right up there with Rense and TimeCube!


I have a friend that keeps linking to these kinds of 'secret conspiracy' sites on FB. I may have pissed him off when I explained to him about SmartMeters the other day... Ruined a perfectly good conspiracy.
 
2014-03-17 02:14:49 PM  

images.moviefanatic.com

"A grim report prepared by the Main Intelligence Directorate of the General Staff of the Armed Forces (GRU)..."

 
2014-03-17 02:15:20 PM  
*Sigh* What's the Occam's Razor explanation for this flight?
 
2014-03-17 02:16:29 PM  
timewantsaskeleton.files.wordpress.com

I saw WWZ.....
 
2014-03-17 02:17:12 PM  
Even though the phones of several of the missing people are still ringing (is this still a thing? I can't keep up) the passengers of the plane are still alive and are not calling their loved ones about this, because reasons. Look, they're good reasons, and that's all you need to know. This information is very sensitive, and that's all I can tell you right now, because I'm posting from my phone, in secret.

Tell no one. Keep this off of the internet, or many lives will be endangered.
 
2014-03-17 02:17:58 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: *Sigh* What's the Occam's Razor explanation for this flight?


Right now? Somebody intentionally flew the plane off-course and crashed the plane when they couldn't make it to the runway they planned to land at because the plane only had enough fuel to fly maybe half an hour to an hour beyond Beijing from Kuala Lumpur.
 
MFK
2014-03-17 02:20:04 PM  

xxmedium: When did Infowars.com get a site redesign?


no shiat. this is some serious derp here. One look at this site and all I could think of was "Alex Jones has spread to Europe"
 
2014-03-17 02:20:35 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: *Sigh* What's the Occam's Razor explanation for this flight?


Interesting question.  I'd guess Occam's Razor would say that it crashed somewhere, but even that's kinda weird given that the transponder switched off and the plane apparently kept flying for hours according to those engine "pings".
 
2014-03-17 02:22:20 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-17 02:22:25 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: *Sigh* What's the Occam's Razor explanation for this flight?


The repair made to the wing from the accident a few months ago failed
 
2014-03-17 02:22:31 PM  
I've been reading WND for years, thought I had immunized myself against crazy, but that site pretty near broke my brain.
 
2014-03-17 02:23:10 PM  
Thanks, Subby! I needed a good laugh this afternoon.

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: *Sigh* What's the Occam's Razor explanation for this flight?


I'm going with "struck by lightning, faulty "failsafe" wiring caused damage to nav system and transponder.
 
2014-03-17 02:23:24 PM  

Muta: You guys will all feel real foolish when this story turns out to be true.


Well, CNN news is reporting that two former Navy Seals employed by Trident Services were found dead on the Maersk Alabama. And that their autopsies reveal they both died of respiratory failure and suspected heart attacks.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/25/world/asia/seychelles-maersk-deaths/

There allegedly were needles and drugs in their cabin and traces of narcotics were found in their bloodstream.
 
2014-03-17 02:24:23 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: *Sigh* What's the Occam's Razor explanation for this flight?


nefarious covert diversion from planned flight path for unknown reasons with unknown results...
 
2014-03-17 02:27:40 PM  
Special Ops boarded the plane in flight and took over the cockpit and flew it to DG to recover the EMP bomb that was in the cargo hold..

it was on its way to China to be smuggled into North Korea and loaded on a missile to be launched over the US in a later date.

By grabbing it now.. we can examine the complexity of the bomb.. trace it back to Iran and implicate North Korea all in back channels without freaking out the US Population

We don't want to expose how we can board flights in route..  found out about the bomb or captured the plane

its anyones guess right now..
 
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