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(AskMen)   Aaron Paul's 5 tips for finding the love of your life. Mysteriously absent: Saying biatch incessantly   (askmen.com) divider line 15
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2014-03-17 12:57:55 PM  
1.  Be successful.
2.  Don't be unsuccessful
3.  Be attractive.
4.  Be likeable.
5.  Don't be unattractive or unlikeable.
 
2014-03-17 01:05:52 PM  
#6 lower standards
 
2014-03-17 01:22:24 PM  
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2014-03-17 01:28:08 PM  

Rapmaster2000: 1.  Be successful.
2.  Don't be unsuccessful
3.  Be attractive.
4.  Be likeable.
5.  Don't be unattractive or unlikeable.


6. Be twenty-something and wealthy
 
2014-03-17 01:41:59 PM  
6) Learn to mimic over a 1,000 different bird calls and the different migratory patterns of certain species. Perform your extensive library of bird calls and display your affection and knowledge of birds in public at every opportunity.

Girls love that stuff.
 
2014-03-17 01:46:25 PM  

Killer Cars: 6) Learn to mimic over a 1,000 different bird calls and the different migratory patterns of certain species. Perform your extensive library of bird calls and display your affection and knowledge of birds in public at every opportunity.

Girls love that stuff.


How does one mimic migratory patterns?
 
2014-03-17 01:49:51 PM  

Cheron: How does one mimic migratory patterns?


You can get by through making up maps of the world to scale and holding your arms and running to some point in the room you've designated as "South America" and such.
 
2014-03-17 02:16:08 PM  

Killer Cars: 6) Learn to mimic over a 1,000 different bird calls and the different migratory patterns of certain species. Perform your extensive library of bird calls and display your affection and knowledge of birds in public at every opportunity.

Girls love that stuff.


You're confusing ornithologists and girls again.
 
2014-03-17 02:20:39 PM  

Cheron: Killer Cars: 6) Learn to mimic over a 1,000 different bird calls and the different migratory patterns of certain species. Perform your extensive library of bird calls and display your affection and knowledge of birds in public at every opportunity.

Girls love that stuff.

How does one mimic migratory patterns?


"We're the mighty Ospreys. Soar! Soar! Soar! Soar! Soar!"
 
2014-03-17 02:32:57 PM  
aaRON PAUL!
 
2014-03-17 02:33:30 PM  
1. Be able to lie under duress
 
2014-03-17 04:23:07 PM  
Love is the delusion that one woman differs form another. -H.L. Mencken
 
2014-03-17 05:49:41 PM  
His Top Gear interview (the only time I've seen him 'out of character', granted), left me not wanting to know him personally. Just something 'off' about him.
 
2014-03-17 10:22:44 PM  

GRCooper: His Top Gear interview (the only time I've seen him 'out of character', granted), left me not wanting to know him personally. Just something 'off' about him.


I thought his appearance on Top Gear was OK, but his appearance(s) on Conan are pretty funny. Not sure if I'll like him in other roles, hope he doesn't disappoint.
 
2014-03-17 10:48:07 PM  
6) Be young, rich, famous, and handsome.
 
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